Seeing that she didn't speak for a long time, Murong Shi reached out and waved in front of her eyes.
Xu Chuanchuan retracted his mind, but looked at her dully.
"Or do I have to kneel on these three?" Murong Shi asked again.
Seeing that she was about to kneel over the washboard, Xu Chuanchuan shouted, "Hold on!"
Murong Shi paused: "Don't like this? Then I'll change to durian?"
As she spoke in a manner, Xu Chuanchuan was terrified.
"No, it's still a little bit." Murong Shi said to himself completely, put his hand on the belt, unbuttoned it, and took off his pants in the next second.
Xu Chuanchuan was stunned.
Murong Shi was wearing a pair of black wide-leg cropped trousers today, so it was very easy to take off. Before Xu Chuanchuan could understand what the operation was, two long and straight white legs appeared in front of him.
"..." He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, Xu Chuanchuan watched without blinking, and it took a long while to find his voice, "What are you doing?"
Could it be that Murong Shi is going to change her color to lure? Thinking of this, Xu Chuanchuan hugged himself tightly with both hands.
Murong Shi curled her lips into a smile, and threw the pants she took off to her with a relaxed tone: "Kneeling will be better if you take off your pants."
With darkness in front of her eyes, Xu Chuanchuan quickly pulled off the trousers that covered her head, and when she saw Murong Shi resolutely walking towards the durian, she was terrified and hugged the slender waist: "Are you crazy? ?!"
Murong Shi looked down at her, showing an innocent expression, and said quietly, "You refused to talk to me all night, and you didn't say forgive me, what else can I do?"
At first Xu Chuanchuan thought she was just talking and playing, but looking at the posture, it seemed to be real, and hugging her waist did not dare to let go: "Actually, I have already..."
I almost said "I have forgiven you", and the words were swallowed again when they got to the mouth. That durian looks like a meteor hammer, and the thorns on it are so sharp that they can't get rid of their legs when they kneel
Xu Chuanchuan glanced at Murong Shi's two white and tender thighs, and suddenly his heart softened.
These two legs are almost perfect, enough for her to play for a lifetime. If she is really hurt, she will feel distressed to death.
When I was most angry before, I really thought about punishment, but Xu Chuanchuan couldn't bear to let such a proud person kneel in front of her. There are many ways to punish, such as hand washing clothes for a month, cleaning for a month, etc. It is good, why do you have to use such a bloody and cruel way
I can't bear to do it no matter what.
Xu Chuanchuan let go of her angrily: "put on your pants first."
"If you forgive me, I'll put it on."
"... You are clearly a hooligan!"
"Just play it, anyway, the police don't care about here and there are no outsiders."
"..." How could Xu Chuanchuan recognize her
Damn, this woman was actually wearing a thong, still with black lace trim, and she was so provocative when she didn't move, it was clearly intentional.
You can't lose, it's too embarrassing to lose.
Xu Chuanchuan hinted at himself, his eyes swept around her lower body uncontrollably, and out of the corner of his eye caught a glimpse of something on the ground: "Where the hell did you get the washboard?"
"They told me that it was available on Taobao, but the express delivery was too slow, so I had to go to the wholesale market." Murong Shi frowned, "This thing is too hard to buy, I found it after shopping around for a long time."
Xu Chuanchuan was surprised, and suddenly caught the key word: "They?" She pointed to the three strange combination of things on the ground, "These tricks... were told to you by someone?"
Coaxing Murong Shi is patient, but kneeling is not in Murong Shi's style at all. Xu Chuanchuan felt more and more that this matter was strange.
Facing her scorching gaze that seemed to have seen through everything, Murong Shi pondered: "The girls in your readership are quite enthusiastic."
readership
Xu Chuanchuan leaned over and took the mobile phone on the bedside table, unlocked it, clicked on QQ, clicked on the reader group, and found someone @her.
There was too much content, and pieces of news flashed quickly in front of her eyes. Finally, it was frozen, and Xu Chuanchuan saw the familiar name that made her very uncomfortable.
The cause of the incident was that Murong Shi put on a "passer-by-passer" vest and sent a message for help in the group: "My girlfriend can't be coaxed when she is angry. Do you have any good ideas?"
The readers in the group went crazy.
—Poems of local tyrants? Finally, you have shown up!
- Sure enough, good people have girlfriends, and jealousy makes me ugly.
- I'm sorry, I don't have a girlfriend, this question is out of line.
- No girlfriend +1, I can't help, ah local tyrant poetry.
- If you can't coax it well, don't coax it, just pounce on it with a deep kiss and solve it immediately. (Passerby replied: Don't let me touch her now.)
—XSWL, don’t touch it, what the hell have you done, local tyrant poetry!
…
- Give a gift, she can give whatever she likes. (Passerby replied: She likes money.)
—Then hit her hard with money! Converting 10,000 yuan into flowers and giving it to her, oh my God, it made my heart flutter.
…
Xu Chuanchuan was @@ by readers after this.
—It’s scary, the comment area was screened by Sham Shui [picture], Shi Bao, are you in a bad mood to vent
- Local tyrant poetry, you don't make your girlfriend jealous and angry because you cast thunder on Da Da
- Counted, twenty.
- Refresh, thirty. My mother, rich and willful!
-Shock! Because a local tyrant was neglected by his girlfriend, he made a fortune for his favorite author on the Internet!
- Counting the money until the hand is soft, I am afraid that I will die of laughter tonight @爱eatmaltang.
—Wait, depending on the context, Shi Baobao's girlfriend likes money, you ask her to throw money, she will immediately go to the deep water for Da Da, emmmm... Let me make a bold guess, is Shi Bao's girlfriend Da Da? ?
- How is it possible, Da Da is obviously straight.
- What if it is broken
- Bend it! Interesting, please come forward and answer @爱eat spicy hot.
…
Someone was busy hitting thunder under the text and didn't respond, leaving the girls in the group to guess. Xu Chuanchuan missed this scene because he tossed and turned on the bed and didn't look at his phone at all.
It took a long time for Xu Chuanchuan to find a discussion on the issue of "kneeling". A reader gave a passerby poem a trick, mentioning kneeling washboards, durians, keyboards, and instant noodles.
Xu Chuanchuan glanced at the things on the ground, there was no instant noodles, and his attention returned to his mobile phone.
It seemed that Murong Shi took the reader's suggestion.
The last time the vest "Passerby Poetry" appeared in the group was to thank the girls for helping her actively think about recruiting. She sent a red envelope totaling one thousand yuan, and the group went crazy for a while.
There is still a lot of news further down, Xu Chuanchuan was too lazy to read it. She opened the member list, searched and found "passer-by-passer poetry", clicked on the avatar - select "more". Pull your fingers to the bottom, and there is a striking red bar below.
Realizing her actions, Murong Shi shouted eagerly, "What are you doing?"
Xu Chuanchuan turned a deaf ear, and pointed his finger down without hesitation.
Removed from this group, success.
Feeling pretty cool at that moment, Xu Chuanchuan raised his head, his eyes provocative.
Tell you to spend a lot of money.
"..." Murong Shi had nothing to say about being kicked out of the group in person, she raised one leg and knelt on the bed, "I..."
Xu Chuanchuan rang without warning, picked it up and took a look, Xu Xiangxiang called.
When the words were interrupted, Murong Shi stood up and stepped back consciously: "You take it first."
Xu Chuanchuan pressed to answer and put the phone to his ear. Before she could speak, Xu Xiangxiang's voice came over: "Sister, are you in the dormitory?"
"Yes, what are you doing?"
"It's good, my mother and I have already gone downstairs, but the security won't let us go up."
Xu Chuanchuan's body jolted, and his drowsy brain instantly awoke: "You and mom?!"
"Yes, my mother said that I want to come and see where you live now. The sun is shining, come and pick us up!"
"Wait, wait a moment!" Xu Chuanchuan knotted his tongue, hurriedly ended the call, and pushed Murong Shi, "My mother and my sister are coming, put on your pants!"
"what?"
"Hurry up!"
The situation took a turn for the worse, Murong Shi picked up his pants and put them on without a word.
"Why didn't you say anything before you came here!" Xu Chuanchuan got out of bed in a panic, and pushed Murong Shi again, "Go and put away all your things!"
Mom and sister came over suddenly, and both of them were caught off guard. Who still has the heart to care about which one should kneel. At this time, even the Cold War was forgotten, and Xu Chuanchuan and Murong Shi quickly started to pack their things.
Murong Shichu did not panic, and said, "My cosmetics are stuffed in the drawer, don't panic, there is no need to cover up so much, making them wait too long and they will become more suspicious."
Xu Chuanchuan picked up one of the pillows and stuffed it into the cabinet, and then threw all of Murong Shi's shoes under the bed, feeling dizzy.
As for the three kneeling props, Xu Chuanchuan got angry when he saw it, and threw them into a corner. The durian was too thorny. She kicked her foot with a slipper and accidentally stabbed her big toe, screaming in pain.
Murong Shi put her hands under her armpits and hugged her aside: "Don't worry about this, it's not something strange."
Durian was abandoned.
"What else?" Xu Chuanchuan paced anxiously in the room, "Your clothes! They are still drying on the balcony, hurry up and take them back!"
Murong Shi pressed her shoulders: "Don't worry about that, just say it belongs to Linda."
Xu Chuanchuan's eyes lit up: "Yes, why didn't I think of it!"
Murong Shi pointed at her messy chicken coop head, with a helpless tone: "You go to wash first, I'll go down and pick them up."
Xu Chuanchuan glared at her and said, "I should hide you best."
Murong Shi didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Where are you hiding?"
Xu Chuanchuan pointed to the dark bottom of the bed.
Murong Shi: "..."
The two checked again and determined that there was basically no problem, and then Murong Shi went out.
The people downstairs had been waiting impatiently for a long time, Xu Xiangxiang kept complaining about Xu Chuanchuan's grinding, and wanted to call to urge her.
"Come here." Xu Ma clapped her hand.
Xu Xiangxiang stretched her neck and looked at her disappointedly: "How can my sister be so tall, and that person's hair is so long, Mom, your eyes are too bad. I really don't know what my sister is doing, you don't need to wear clothes and wash like this. For a long time, forget it, I'll still call her."
"Xiangxiang-"
Hearing someone call her, Xu Xiangxiang made a move. She covered the dazzling sunlight with her hands, finally saw the person coming, and exclaimed with joy, "Sister Shishi!"
Murong Shi strode up to them and smiled, "Auntie, do you still remember me?"
Xu Ma said with a smile: "Of course you are so beautiful, you are Xiao Shi."
"I'll pick you up."
Xu Xiangxiang wondered: "Where's my sister? Why are you, Sister Shishi? Do you live in a dormitory too?"
Murong Shi said without blushing, "Well, I worked too late last night, so I slept in the dormitory temporarily. Your sister is washing."
Xu Xiangxiang had no doubts about him.
Murong Shi came forward and let him go without registering the security guard. The three went upstairs, and Xu Xiangxiang said curiously, "Sister Shishi, how did you know that I was here with my mother? Did you sleep with my sister last night?"
Murong Shi smiled and dealt with it freely: "No way, it's too tiring and too late to work overtime. If I can't go back, I borrow her bed for a night."
"She doesn't sleep well, does she?"
"good."
The three of them had already arrived at the door of the dormitory while they were talking. Murong Shi knocked on the door symbolically, but there was no response after knocking for a long time, so he had to take out the key.
The door opened but there was no figure of Xu Chuanchuan. Xu Xiangxiang shouted, "Sister, my mother came to see you and brought you some good things."
Xu Chuanchuan ran out of the bathroom wearing slippers and said, "Mom, why are you here?"
"Your aunt sent me some honey a few days ago, and I'll bring it to you and Xiangxiang." Xu Ma opened her bag and took out two bottles of honey, "It happens that Xiaoshi is also here, I'll give you a bottle, This honey is my sister's own, absolutely pure enough."
Murong Shi was flattered and took the honey: "Thank you, Auntie."
"No thanks, no thanks. You borrowed so much money to Chuanchuan, we should be thanking you."
"Then... I'm welcome." The honey was a little heavy, and Murong Shi put it on the coffee table, "I'll take it when I'm gone. Auntie, sit down."
Xu Chuanchuan came to the living room and handed a piece of paper to the sweaty mother: "Why didn't you call me before you came?"
Fortunately, I bought a disposable paper cup before, and Murong Shi took the water while they were talking, and handed it to Xu Ma first: "Auntie, drink water."
"Thank you." Xu Ma held it in her hand and didn't rush to drink, "I only found out that my phone was out of money when I went out. It's your sister who helped me recharge it."
On the other side, Xu Xiangxiang and Murong Shi were grabbing paper cups: "I'll come, how can I trouble you to pour water for me."
Murong Shi laughed: "Okay, you can do it yourself."
"I didn't know where your company was. Anyway, I came here, so I wanted to come and have a look." Xu Ma looked around, "This is your dormitory? Other benefits of the company should also be good, right?"
"Uh, it's not bad." Xu Chuanchuan said ambiguously, and the conversation changed, "How is the decoration?"
Xu's mother took a sip of water and said, "Your dad is looking for someone to do it."
"Then do you want to go back and help?"
"This is not in a hurry." Xu Ma's attention was all in this room, "It's fine for two people, which one do you live in?"
"I… "
"That room." Xu Xiangxiang hurriedly answered, "Mom, my sister's room is huge and the bed is also huge."
"Really? I'll take a look." Xu Ma got interested, put down the cup and stood up.
Xu Chuanchuan glanced at Murong Shi subconsciously.
Murong Shi blinked, signaling her not to panic.
Mom wanted to see the room, but Xu Chuanchuan didn't dare to say not to see it, so she ran over and opened the door.
Xu Ma just stood at the door and looked: "It's quite wide." When her eyes swept over the big bed, she said mercilessly, "It's a mess and I don't know how to clean it up."
Xu Chuanchuan shrugged: "It must be a mess when you just woke up."
Xu Ma shook her head speechlessly, and her eyes were attracted by something on the ground: "Why is there a durian here?"
Xu Chuanchuan wanted to say that he bought it to eat, but before he opened his mouth, he was stopped by the startled Xu Xiangxiang.
"Wow—what a big whale!" Xu Xiangxiang pointed at the big bed, her eyes lit up, "Sis, when did you buy this, I like it so much!"
Xu Chuanchuan hadn't realized what was going on, when a figure flashed in front of him, Xu Xiangxiang had already rushed in, hugged the whale pillow lying across the bed and rubbed it in his arms: "Don't you like whales? Why do you want to buy this? ?"
Xu Chuanchuan supported his forehead: "Who said I don't like it anymore?"
"Last time I went to the beach and asked you to watch the whales, but you didn't. When I mentioned the whales, you didn't look good. I thought you were afraid."
"..." Xu Chuanchuan didn't want to explain the specific situation.
Xu Xiangxiang fondly stroked the little whale: "Give this to me!"
Xu Chuanchuan's face sank: "No." He rushed in and grabbed it from her, "It was given to me by someone else."
"Who gave it? Is it a man?" Xu Xiangxiang winked.
"The man gave it?" Xu Ma also came to join in the fun.
Xu Chuanchuan was one big and two big, but fortunately, Murong Shi stood up in time and said, "I gave it to you. If you like Xiangxiang, I will give you one another day."
"Really?"
Taking advantage of Xu Xiangxiang's relaxation, Xu Chuanchuan successfully snatched the whale pillow and put it back on the bed.
Seeing her being so cautious, Xu Xiangxiang pursed her lips in dissatisfaction: "What's wrong with hugging, why are you so stingy."
Xu Chuanchuan rolled her eyes at her: "You're sweating all over your body, you stink to death."
"Where do I stink?!" Xu Xiangxiang was unhappy, as if she was deliberately trying to respond to her, she simply threw herself on the bed.
"Xu Xiangxiang, get up for me!" Xu Chuanchuan rushed over to spank her.
Xu Xiangxiang rolled around, grabbed the pillow and threw it at her, just hitting Xu Chuanchuan on the face, and the two sisters just pinched.
Xu Ma was used to it, she shook her head and sighed, and shouted, "You two are not childish, and Xiaoshi is still here, so it's not ashamed."
"Oh - it hurts!" Xu Xiangxiang's facial features were twisted together in pain.
Xu Chuanchuan grabbed her clothes: "Don't come, I don't even use any strength."
"It really hurts! I seem to have pressed something on my back. Get up first."
Xu Chuanchuan thought that Xu Xiangxiang was pressing her phone, so she lifted her up and pushed her aside. When he lifted the quilt and looked at it, Xu Chuanchuan's heart skipped a beat.
"What is this?" Xu Xiangxiang stopped her from covering the quilt, and quickly picked up what she saw just now, "This thing... looks familiar, it seems like..."
Seeing what Xu Xiangxiang was holding, Murong Shi, who was standing by the door with Xu's mother, moved her brows imperceptibly.
"Don't mess with my things!" Xu Chuanchuan exclaimed and rushed over to grab it.
Xu Xiangxiang accidentally touched the switch with her finger, and the thing "buzzed". She was startled by the sudden tremor, and as soon as her hand was released, the thing fell to the ground with a thud.
Conical, one long handle, one round head. The round head was almost the size of a fist, and danced on the ground with a strange "humming" sound.
Xu Chuanchuan's face was flushed red, and he squatted down to pick it up, but this time Xu Xiangxiang grabbed it first.
Xu Xiangxiang grabbed the handle and stared at the rapidly spinning round head with wide eyes, and suddenly realized: "This is the root—shock, move, stick!"
Xu Chuanchuan finished thinking.
That's right, it's the vibrator, a gift that Murong Shi gave her on Valentine's Day.
The brand was recommended by Fang Qin, and Murong Shi secretly asked Fang Qin to buy one online for her. After receiving the goods that night, the two of them couldn't wait to try it, and the results were satisfactory, so they kept it under the pillow.
How did this thing get out? Xu Chuanchuan didn't have time to think about it. Her hair was numb now, and she felt like she was going crazy.
Xu Xiangxiang's voice was like a bomb: "Oh my god, sister, how can you have such a thing! You, you, you..."
Watching the two sisters scramble, Xu Ma was confused and asked the person next to her: "What is a vibrator?"
Murong Shi thought for a while, and said calmly, "It's for massage."
Xu Ma, who is eager to learn, doesn't seem to know what it is, and asks: "Is it easy to use?"
"..." Murong Shi's face became a little unsettled, she stopped, coughed, and said, "It's very comfortable."
As soon as she heard the word "comfortable", Xu Ma smiled with satisfaction and said, "Xiangxiang, show it to me."
Xu Xiangxiang was terrified: "Mom, stop teasing, this thing is for... um—"
Xu Chuanchuan finally broke out, covering Xu Xiangxiang's mouth with one hand, grabbing back what was in her hand with the other, and viciously warning in her ear: "You dare to talk nonsense about deducting your pocket money next time! "
This trick works best at any time, Xu Xiangxiang shook her head hurriedly.
Xu Chuanchuan breathed a sigh of relief.
Xu Xiangxiang broke off her hand, and said without fear of death, "You have to hide this kind of thing after you use it up!"
"..." Xu Chuanchuan glanced at the two people standing at the door with different expressions, blushing and gritted his back teeth, "Shut up for me!"
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