After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Chapter 10: What does it mean to die well

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Lan He and Song Futan walked all the way to the city. At this time, it was almost dawn. The morning stars were few and far away. fresh.

It seemed like never before had such a breathtaking view.

"It's almost dawn." Song Futan said.

He suddenly felt that the sky is forever, and the wind and the moon are once in the sky. In fact, Chen Xi has always been cute, but he has no intention of paying attention.

The little lame donkey was in a hurry and scratched his hooves several times.

"What's the hurry, can we still turn into foam when the sun comes out?" But Lan He did have something to do in the daytime. He said to Song Futan, "It's here, you go back quickly."

"Hmm." Song Futan nodded.

Although it won't turn into a bubble, the soul can't be saved after being separated from the body for too many days, and the little lame donkey can be regarded as a genital object.

Lan He also took a few steps back in the other direction: "Well... see you soon!"

Don't remember your name, don't ask when you come, no matter where you go, hope to see you again.

Song Futan: "...bye."

Liu Chunyang found Lan He to help him set up a scene with the male lead, and this time he invited Chen Xingyang over.

Liu Chunyang likes to be in a restaurant when he is auditioning.

"This crayfish is very good, and the meat is very firm." Liu Chunyang sucked the spicy soup first, and then lifted the bright red shrimp shell, revealing the plump red shrimp meat, and the green onions. Ginger, chili and other ingredients are simmered together to taste the shrimp meat, even if you just watch Liu Chunyang chewing, you can imagine the texture and fragrant taste of its teeth, "Hey... a bit spicy, Lanhe should be more spicy, but You can't eat it, hahahaha."

Chen Xingyang and Lan He: "..."

Although the two met for the first time, Liu Chunyang's words made them inexplicably close their relationship...

Of course, it may also be because Chen Xingyang has been famous for many years, and he has always been famous for his good temper.

Liu Chunyang asked them to play together, so let's try the last match between the villain and the protagonist. The villain played by Lan He should get the lunch here.

Liu Chunyang wiped his red and swollen lips, suddenly excited, and said to Lan He: "Wait for a while, let him see what it means to die well!"

Lan He: "..."

Chen Xingyang: "???"

Lan He: "Director Liu! There is disagreement!!!"

Only then did Liu Chunyang react: "Hahaha, I didn't mean that—that's Lan He, after practicing yoga, you can adjust your breathing to basically no, and your body temperature will decrease. This requires not only skills, but also talent. It is said that all the The world can do it, no more than five people! They are very demanding to find successors in this genre!"

Lan He: No... I didn't...

What kind of information did Director Liu go back to check, Lan He himself didn't know that there were other people in the world who could do this.

"Is it so amazing?" Chen Xingyang looked at Lan He in surprise and asked him, "Then can you put your thighs behind your head? I really want to see it."

Lan He: "...

... What's wrong with each of them? As expected of you, Liu Chunyang's old team, he opened his mouth and put his legs behind his head with a split split. If he really put it on, he should basically be full-time and impermanent!

Lan He pretended not to hear, "Then let's start. If I get cold later, you don't have to save me."

There is no doubt that Lan He's death in situ shocked another person.

Chen Xingyang was convinced, and the two played very well and had a lot of tension. Liu Chunyang was quite satisfied, but he didn't settle down immediately, and he had to think about it again - or, Lan He is rare, he met An actor who was settled at one time, and has never collaborated before.

Out of appreciation, Chen Xingyang communicated with Lan He again, only to find out that they were still alumni, "It's actually a junior! Where are you from?"

Lan He told him it was Hunan Province.

"Is it there in Xiangxi?" Chen Xingyang said, "Are you an ethnic minority? There seem to be quite a few there."

Lan He said honestly, "My mother is of the Miao ethnic group."

"Oh!" Chen Xingyang is a northerner, but he has also heard a lot of southern legends, "I heard that the Miao people can raise Gu, have you seen it? Will they raise it?"

Lan He said righteously: "Senior, of course not, how is it possible that every Miao tribe will raise Gu!"

Chen Xingyang: "Oh, haha, it's just a legend."

Lan He: "Yeah!"

... It's true that if you don't raise Gu, you will only go through impermanence!

Because Liu Chunyang brought Lan He to the major restaurants to see people for auditions, the matter of him picking Lan He as the male supporting role spread like wildfire.

Other information, the media quickly inquired out, Liu Chunyang's drama has always attracted a lot of attention.

I learned the following information: Lan He is not only a male supporting actor, but also the first actor to be settled down. Liu Chunyang actually used him as a point to look for other actors, and he had never cooperated with him before. He himself signed with a little-known company, and he played small roles before, so he couldn't be more transparent.

So how did this actor conquer Liu Chunyang

Either that Lan He was a little transparent, and no one came to interview him. Instead, he went to the restaurant to contain Liu Chunyang and asked him not only all kinds of information about the new drama, but also why he used uncooperative young actors to play important roles.

Liu Chunyang's mouth was very tight, and he didn't reveal the new drama at all, but when they pressed him why he chose Lan He, he thought about it, and said with the idea of sending people: "It may be because he is particularly good at pretending to be dead."

reporter:"???"

What nonsense are you talking about, is it interesting to send reporters off with nonsense

- It wasn't until sometime in the future that everyone looked back and realized that Liu Chunyang was actually right at all, and even implied spoilers.

Not long after Liu Chunyang and Lan He signed the contract, the third male lead in the idol drama "The Geometry of a Clear Dream" directed by Wang Mao also landed on Lan He without any risk.

Liu Chunyang was able to decide on his own, but Wang Mao's side agreed to settle on Lan He after negotiating with all parties, so it was a little slower.

They were all acquaintances, so the three parties had a friendly discussion together. Liu Chunyang tried to film Lan He first, while Wang Mao pushed it. In addition, the start-up times of the two sides were originally different, so this was staggered.

Fortunately, neither side of Lan He is the protagonist, so he can be completely reversed.

Liu Chunyang's play is tentatively titled "Chasing". During the preparation of the crew, various parts have determined the plan, and the actors have signed contracts one after another. Lan He obediently prepared the role at home, and completed the role modeling and other work in the middle.

In early summer, "Chasing" also started.

In addition to Lan He, from the male lead, female lead, male supporting, female supporting, etc., are Liu Chunyang's old team - Chen Xingyang successfully won the role of the male lead. Even the slightly more distinctive characters are also cameos by old people.

The opening ceremony was set at 8:18 in the morning. Of course, the time was deliberately chosen, which sounded auspicious.

Lan He arrived at the scene early and sat in the corner with Cheng Haidong.

All the opening ceremonies are similar and full of traditional colors. The camera is covered with red cloth, and there is an offering table, which is also paved with red cloth, and offerings such as incense candles, fruits, and pig heads must be prepared.

The pig head is the most important. The six animals and pigs are headed, and the pig's head is the first of the first. The pig's head is used to make offerings to show solemnity. In ancient times, there were even emperors who specially raised god pigs to attract blessings and ward off evil spirits.

There are still twenty minutes until eighteen eighteen, everything should be ready, but only Liu Chunyang, who claims to not believe in ghosts and gods, is loudly roaring: "Who bought this pig's head!! Who!! Why is this pig's head like this? Son, explain it to me!!"

Lan He was taken aback. During the audition, Liu Chunyang looked very kind. He liked eating and joking. When he joined the group, it was like a different person.

What happened to the pig's head, nothing will happen.

Lan He sniffed carefully, but didn't seem to smell any strange smell.

"Let's go!" Cheng Haidong jumped up immediately, showing an excited look, "Go to watch the fun!"

Lan He was speechless and was dragged by him to run. He had to squeeze to the front to see it. This guy is timid when he sees a ghost, but his strength is not small.

"What happened to the pig head? What happened to the pig head?" Cheng Haidong stretched his neck.

This is also the question in the minds of many people, what can go wrong with the offerings. But if there is really a problem with the offerings, it will definitely be an ominous omen given the director's character.

I saw Liu Chunyang holding up the pig's head with the plate, "Look, this pig's head has such a grim expression, how is it suitable for offerings! Who bought this, can't I choose one with a more serene expression?!"

Everyone: "… "

Is it a bad omen... Come on...

It sounds a bit ridiculous, but don't say it, take a closer look, this pig's head is indeed very grim, as if he is dead, which makes people feel uncomfortable.

The staff in charge of buying the pig's head panicked: "Then I'll buy another one now."

Liu Chunyang: "It's five past eight now, where are you going to buy it?"

Shouldn't the opening ceremony be postponed until the pig's head is bought back

Lan He saw that the staff was scolded with blood, and said weakly: "Director Liu, why don't you..."

As soon as he spoke, everyone looked over, and Lan He was stuck for a while.

Many of the present are Liu Chunyang's old team. They are familiar with Liu Chunyang's temper. He is a grumpy old man on the set, but most of the time he is just scolding with reason and reason. Everyone just shrinks and faces it, it's fine. Do not shirk, beg for mercy.

As soon as Lan He opened his mouth, he attracted their attention. Seeing that it was a new cooperation, it was no wonder that he didn't understand Director Liu's temper.

Seeing that Liu Chunyang was also staring at herself, Lan He said, "I mean... why don't we put makeup on the pig's head, it's not a big deal."

Liu Chunyang: "Makeup?"

Lan He: "It's inevitable to buy a hideous pig's head, I think it's enough to put some makeup on it."

Liu Chunyang's superstition seemed to fluctuate, he only hesitated for a second before saying, "Then the makeup artist, come and paint it!"

The makeup artist choked silently: "I..."

How to paint this, he didn't know what kind of tranquility Liu Dao wanted.

Everyone fell into silence. Director Liu was very at a loss because of the pig's hair temper. Of course it was a good thing that someone could persuade Director Liu, but now who will take over the matter of arranging the pig's remains.

Lan He volunteered, "I'll come, I will."

He went forward and used edible materials to paint the pig's face with a smile on his face, which was similar to putting makeup on paper. Finally, he used a piece of red paper and placed it on the pig's head.

The rest of the crew was in eerie silence, watching the dainty main actor sit at the offering table and make up the pig's head...

Cheng Haidong resisted the urge to laugh and filmed this tidbit.

At 8:15 it will be done.

Everyone applauded unanimously, okay, this pig face is really serene!

"OK, OK, ready to burn incense!" Liu Chunyang was happy and greeted.

As the saying goes, incense is known to the gods. In addition to offerings, the most important thing is incense, and the main creator must burn the incense.

Burning incense, worshiping the Quartet, uncovering the red cloth, and giving out small red envelopes, and finally everyone shared the food on the table, and the ceremony was over.

"Chasing" crew, officially started.

After the photos of the booting scene leaked out, netizens were greatly confused when they saw it:

[What is that little brother doing holding the pig's head? I can't see clearly.]

[It seems to say that the death of the pig is too tragic, and you are letting the pig rest its eyes?]

[How to close your eyes, do you make sense for it?]

[Uh, what I heard was that the director asked for makeup on the pig's face.]

[Pig face? What kind of obfuscation is this?]

[? ? Are the makeup artists in the crew so 6?]

[Hey, no, look at that frontal photo.]

[It looks good, I can!]

[You can be tall, look at the face, it seems that this is not a makeup artist, but the male supporting role of the crew, Lan He, this surname is not common, I always remember it. That is... Liu Dao hand-picked, saying that he is very good at pretending to be dead.]

[Clam? That shouldn't be appreciated, so why did Liu Chunyang force him to make up the pig's head?]

[Let's not say anything else, Director Liu's aesthetics are really online all the time! Straight man light! What a good-looking actor, I support Director Liu to make up the pig's head. Director Liu must have the most beautiful pig's head when filming!]

Then the follow-up was crooked, and they began to argue whether the pig was the most beautiful, and why a certain actor was persecuted by the director, which became the first hot spot of "Chase".

"Quack quack quack quack quack!!" Dou Chunting held the tablet computer and patted his thigh with a smile, unaware that the air pressure beside him was getting lower and lower.

"Cousin, cousin, look at this hahaha." Dou Chunting wanted to show Song Futan the tablet.

Song Futan: "It's so noisy."

Dou Chunting said aggrievedly: "My aunt asked me to accompany you, so you can't get out. I just want to show you an anecdote, saying that Liu Chunyang is going too far, not only do you have to choose beautiful actors, but even the pig's head on the crew must be beautiful, not beautiful. Just force the actors to do makeup for the pig's head."

He said and laughed again.

In the face of this cousin whose jokes are as low as his IQ, Song Futan could only ignore it.

Dou Chunting: "Well, pigs are not cute, let's not say, the casting is really cute..."

Is it cute...

Song Futan's thoughts have drifted far away.

Dou Chunting stretched out the tablet, "Brother, can you take a look?"

Song Futan turned on the computer to block his sight: "Go away."

The author has something to say: Director Liu: (excited) Our Lan He died so well!

Lan He: ? ?