After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Chapter 18: Yaoshou, the director knocked on the door in the middle of the night

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Lan He's agency is small, he is very transparent, and he concentrates on filming, so the news about him that can be found on the Internet is rarely boring, and it is basically information about his participation.

Now, because of his participation in Liu Chunyang's new movie, there is more news, but as netizens said, the content is rather strange...

So one thing is very real: Netizens basically don't think this is hype. After all, Chen Xingyu took the initiative to post it, and everyone knows her character. Lan He has already participated in Liu Chunyang's play again. What's the worst thing to do with it? Does Lan He look bad? Isn't it fragrant to blow a wave of beauty

With this strange content, the popularity of Chen Xingyu, and the fact that Yan is really good, Lan He really got a wave of attention, and even the deserted Weibo instantly saw a surge in views and tens of thousands of fans. - This Weibo was opened by the company after he joined the group, so that he could have a little daily life if he had nothing to do.

Lan He is very tired from filming every day, so she doesn't pay much attention to writing Weibo. There are only a few posts, which are basically photos of boxed lunches, and share the food.

This makes his Weibo comment area even more fascinating, and you can hardly even tell what some of his fans are for.

[Excuse me, what should I do if the child has been crying for a hundred days? dog head.jpg]

[Sisters in the comment area look at how beautiful my pig's head is, today our village worships ancestors]

[Look good, so many talented actors are rare now, pay attention!]

[Handsome guy, your food doesn't look very good, can you let Director Liu's?]

Lan He was pondering. When these were not considered fans, Liu Chunyang also reposted his Weibo, saying "I'm getting hot", and then accompanied it with a photo of food to show a sharp contrast, so netizens also rushed Come up to join in the fun and post a lot of food photos.

Lan He: "..."

He's going to vomit blood, so close Weibo, let's concentrate on filming first.

In this filming location, Lan He's role is essential, so it is more important that he and Chen Xingyang go to Liu Chunyang's house to talk about the scene after work that day.

Liu Chunyang was eating barbecue. This time he didn't dare to be so arrogant. Since he was sanctioned by Chen Xingyang and Lan He once, he has restrained a lot on the set. Today, he provoked Lan He on the Internet. He was a little afraid that he had been stimulated, and Lan He violently hurt people.

"Hey, you two just sleep with me at night." Liu Chunyang said, his room is also a big kang, but he and the assistant director sleep together, it's very spacious.

This also saves time. Everyone sleeps on the same kang, which is almost the same. As soon as the assistant director turns on the light, he will fall back to sleep.

Lan He refused. He always felt that the smell of barbecue in the room would not dissipate, and it would be fatal to take two more steps, so only Chen Xingyang was too lazy to move and stayed.

Liu Chunyang slept in the middle, with the assistant director and Chen Xingyang on the left and right. This kang was enough to sleep five or six people side by side, so they wouldn't feel crowded.

I don't know what time it was at night, Liu Chunyang felt a dull pain in his stomach. When he woke up, he closed his eyes and groaned. What happened? Could it be that the barbecue is not clean, gastroenteritis

On a hot day, he felt a little cold.

Although Chen Xingyang and the assistant director didn't say a word, Liu Chunyang could feel their concern, put a hand on the right side of the blanket, put it on Liu Chunyang's stomach, and rubbed him.

Don't say it, Liu Chunyang immediately felt better, "Well... a little bit on the left... more comfortable... "

That hand was so considerate and warm, and rubbed him properly through a vest, and soon the pain was gone, but Liu Chunyang was still a little reluctant: "Xing Yang, Can you knead again?"

Chen Xingyang woke up in a daze: "Kneading what?"

Liu Chunyang still closed his eyes and asked doubtfully, "Xing Yang, aren't you rubbing me?"

Chen Xingyang: "Damn it, Director Liu, we have worked together in three dramas, and now I wonder if my reflex arc is too long."

"..." Liu Chunyang opened his eyes, only to see Chen Xingyang putting his hands on his body on the side of him, in a proper posture.

Liu Chunyang's mind was a little confused when he woke up, and it took a few seconds to realize that who was rubbing his stomach, could it be that the assistant director's hand turned a corner and rubbed it

At this time, the comfortable little hand had already scooped up his vest, placed it on his belly against the flesh, and gently rubbed and rubbed, without the obstruction of the clothes, he could clearly feel the fluffy warm touch it.

Liu Chunyang's sweat fell instantly, his mind was blank, but his body bounced automatically, jumped up from the kang, and scolded three times: "I X, I X, I X!!"

He remembered the old saying that ghosts are also afraid of evil people, so he opened his mouth and scolded a series of swear words, and stepped on the blanket, "Don't beat me!!"

The assistant director was also awakened by Liu Chunyang's spit, and he reached out to turn on the light, "Daoer, what are you doing? I scolded the street in the middle of the night, and thought of where I didn't shoot, okay..."

"Fuck, something is rubbing Lao Tzu, it's fluffy." Liu Chunyang lifted the blanket, he stepped on a lot of feet, but there was not a single hair on the bottom, everything just now was like an illusion.

Chen Xingyang asked doubtfully, "Dream? I didn't feel anything."

The assistant director also said, "Is it a rat..."

Liu Chunyang's expression changed, to be honest, after the light was on, everything seemed to be a very real dream just now, and the stomach pain was gone. But with Liu Chunyang's degree of care, he got out of bed, "I'm going to find Lan He to sleep!"

Chen Xingyang and the assistant director looked at each other, what should they do

Liu Chunyang screamed so much just now, although they didn't feel anything, they were also a little weird, so they just followed and knocked on Lan He's door, they were in the same yard anyway.

Lan He, Cheng Haidong, and two other actors lived together, and the knock on the door woke them all up.

Lan He went to open the door, and Cheng Haidong asked, "Who is it?"

Lan He: "Director Liu..."

The other three are awake, what's going on? Did the director knock on the door in the middle of the night

Cheng Haidong murmured: "This is rare, I only heard that the actor knocked on the director's door in the middle of the night."

"Go away." Liu Chunyang heard it and entered the door, "I'll sleep here tonight."

"And us." Chen Xingyang and the assistant director also came in. "The director had a nightmare and said that there was a fluffy hand touching his stomach, so he came over to be righteous."

Liu Chunyang did not refute this statement, it was a combination of the previous experience and possible explanations.

Cheng Haidong sat up immediately, "...Really?" He was worried about this. He was the chosen son of heaven, and he had a good physique.

Lan He sniffed thoughtfully. There was no paper dust, and no fishy smell. Is Director Liu dreaming

"Who is joking with you, I'm scared to death, it's hard to say if it's a dream." Liu Chunyang didn't want to be scary at night, he said solemnly, "Go to sleep, you have to get up at four to grab the light, there is only one hour left. ."

Everyone: "..."

This is more terrifying than the dream just now! !

Seven people were squeezed into the place where at most six people could sleep, which was naturally very crowded, but everyone dared not resist the director, so they could only comfort themselves.

The assistant director turned off the light, and Lan He lay back. After a while, a warm hand got into the blanket and slowly stretched out in the darkness.

coming

Lan He closed his eyes: "... Director Liu?"

Liu Chunyang: "Yeah."

Lan He: "Take your hand away."

Liu Chunyang withdrew his hand resentfully, and leaned his head a little closer to Lan He's side. Chen Xingyang, who was sleeping on the other side, also leaned over here, feeling more secure with Lan He.

Just after four o'clock, Lan He got up from the crowded bed. It was already crowded enough. Director Liu and Chen Xingyang had to squeeze on his side, and he couldn't sleep.

Lan He got up to take a shower and went to make up again. Before filming started, I saw that the staff took the phone to Director Liu. He didn't know what to say to the phone, so he got into a quarrel, but Director Liu scolded people every day, which was not uncommon.

Liu Chunyang: "I just said that the situation should be finished tomorrow!! Isn't it impossible to finish it! What can I do? Isn't the house rented in front of the head broken? It's not like I didn't give money, so what are you urging? , Do you want to add money!!"

The originally scheduled time for this venue was about to expire. He was about to ask him to renew the lease. Liu Chunyang was in a bad mood. thing.

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Yang also ran back, as if he was afraid that they would be dishonest, and wanted to renew the contract immediately and leave the paperwork.

Moreover, Xiao Yang was particularly worried about them, saying that he wanted to check every room to see if they had damaged anything during this time.

Liu Chunyang was speechless, most of the rooms were basically empty, except for the bed, there was no furniture, and the props were all brought by the crew.

The only electrical appliance here is the electric kettle.

Not to mention what happened last night, he gritted his teeth and said to Xiao Yang, "I was just about to say that your house is still haunted. Has this happened before?"

Xiao Yang immediately said: "Director Liu, why is my house haunted? You can ask around. Before you moved in, my whole family still lived here. Do we still dare to live in a haunted house? Are you dreaming?"

Liu Chunyang took a few glances and let him go dubiously.

After all, it has been filming for several days now. Is there any way to do it? Now that it is impossible to reshoot in another place, Liu Chunyang only thinks that he still has to put a knife under the bed.

Xiao Yang smiled hey hey, he still checked all the houses before he left.

Today is the Lan He collar lunch scene, and Chen Xingyu also came to the set deliberately to see what Liu Chunyang said, the unprecedented death performance.

Zhang Xunchun, played by Lan He, is sitting on a rosewood chair, and his fingers are rubbing the old silver ornaments on the chair. Except for this chair, the furnishings in the house are all old things, just like hanging under his capsule. getting old.

And the male protagonist is standing in front of him, there is no way to go at this time, it seems that he can only be captured.

Zhang Xunchun's slender fingers cut off the silver jewelry, and inserted the sharp end into his throat neatly.

"Xiaochun!"

He stepped forward and hugged Zhang Xunchun. At this time, Zhang Xunchun's close-up shots showed extremely complicated emotions in his eyes, but no matter whether he was unwilling, fearful, or hated, he had no regrets.

Zhang Xunchun slowly closed his eyes, and his breath gradually disappeared.

The male protagonist and Zhang Xunchun were friends in the end. At this time, their hearts were also very heavy, and they sat holding his body until the heroine, companions and others came to talk. During this period, "Zhang Xunchun" was naturally dead.

Chen Xingyu stood by and stared, not only him, but many of the staff on the set who knew what the director said, understood for the first time why Liu Chunyang said that he was conquered by Lan He pretending to be dead!

Although he did put on makeup on his face and his face gradually turned gray, what was even more amazing was that he seemed to have lost consciousness and was lifeless.

Lan He left her soul and stood with akimbo waiting for her death scene to end. He wandered around the small room a few times and found a piece of yellow paper behind the cabinet here.

Lan Hebai was bored, reached out and touched it, only to feel that the paper was a bit rough, like handmade paper, quite thick... He has been origami for so long, and he is very familiar with the feel of paper. But the top was blank and there was nothing, so Lan He casually glanced at it and found that the scene was about to end, so he hurried back to life.

This is over. In the applause of the crowd, Liu Chunyang gave Lan He a red envelope. It wasn't because he "died" too well. This is the practice of the crew. , the size is not the point, the main reason is that it is too unlucky to play dead people, so give a red envelope to press.

People like Liu Chunyang will of course abide by the rules.

At night, of course Liu Chunyang refused to sleep in that room again, and secretly ran to Lan He's room with the assistant director to sleep in a squeeze.

"You can sleep here, don't squeeze me at night, and don't eat supper." Lan He said.

Liu Chunyang lost his voice: "What, can't eat supper?"

Lan He: "...So what are you afraid of?!"

He decided that if Liu Chunyang had supper at night, he would suck away Liu Chunyang's supper soul.

Lan He brought a small night light with a touch switch and put it on the head of the bed, so that it was convenient to sit on the bed and read the script before going to bed. Seeing that it was almost time, he touched the light, lay down and quickly fell asleep.

Liu Chunyang was also sleepy, but he was a little scared when he thought of the furry touch last night, but since he changed rooms, Lan He was also beside him, so he should be fine.

Liu Chunyang stared and fell asleep too. In his dreams, the camera was completely obsolete. He had a big nightmare and woke up suddenly, with cold sweat all over his back.

"Huh..." Liu Chunyang breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't know what time it was. There was only the long breathing of other people in the room. He opened his eyes and wanted to take a sip of water to continue sleeping, but he saw that the touch switch on the diagonally above the night light suddenly turned on. up.

It was as if an invisible hand had rubbed the switch, so the pale yellow light hung lonely above his head.

Liu Chunyang: "!!"

He heard the sound of his back molars fighting, gurgling, and then his eyes went black, and he didn't know what it was, and it covered his face, fluffy and smelly.

"Hmm! Hmm!" Liu Chunyang struggled hard, feeling that he was about to be suffocated to death.

It felt like some animal was sitting on his face!

The air was getting less and less, and the nose seemed to be full of hair. At this moment, the thing on the face was suddenly lifted, and fresh air came in. Liu Chunyang took a deep breath, "Ha ah... Ha ah... "

The other people who slept in the same bed today were woken up and looked at Liu Chunyang stupidly. Just now, his face was hideous, and he was competing with himself, and blue veins appeared on his neck.

Lan He stared at him: "Director Liu, what's the matter?"

Liu Chunyang sat up with his hands and feet on the ground: "Hu, hu, what the hell, my butt sits on my face, I almost suffocated to death!"

After he finished speaking, he saw that everyone looked at him strangely.

Lan He said, "Mao ass? You're talking about this sweater. It was covered on your face just now, and I ripped it off for you."

Liu Chunyang took a closer look, an old sweater was lying quietly in a corner, his heart tightened, as if a cool wind jumped over, scratching his hair: "...Where did this come from!"

"It looks like it's in the owner's closet, when did you take it out?" Lan He said, this sweater is very old and musty, and the owner's closet does have some old clothes. I don't care, but for now.

Liu Chunyang shouted, "I haven't taken it out!!"

Liu Chunyang's mentality collapsed, he firmly believed that he had never taken it, how could the old sweater appear here, and to have this kind of dream for two days in a row, even if it was a dream, it would be a little weird. The more they thought about it, the more uncomfortable they became. They only felt that the old house was in danger.

Cheng Haidong even thought with a pale face: "It's over, there are supernatural events wherever I go, and God really chose me!

The only person who calmed down was the upright Lan He, he picked up the sweater and stuffed it back into the closet, "Director, you don't seem to be very awake now, why don't you go to sleep in the open air in the yard, maybe the room is too unventilated, It makes you hallucinating."

Lan He's proposal is really not creative, but his extremely calm appearance and the rumors of his righteousness make everyone seem to have found the backbone.

"No, I don't, I'll sleep with you." Liu Chunyang remembered that Lan He woke him up just now.

He was about to die of wonder. He had been filming these days, and nothing unusual had happened, but something had happened in the past two days. Yesterday I was rubbing my stomach, but today I just came to cover my face.

Has he been harmed? Liu Chunyang remembered that the older generation said that some craftsmen were bullied and would set up harmful methods in the master room, such as burying cow bones in the house, or drawing talismans in wood, etc. .

"Then go to sleep, I'm so sleepy." Lan He said, reaching out to turn off the light.

Others: "Don't!!!!"

Lan He: "..."

Okay, let's sleep with the lights on for the night.

Misfortunes do not come singly. When we came together the next day, Liu Chunyang heard that a batch of equipment was broken, and he almost fainted with anger. Not to mention that the equipment was rented, the repairs might cost a lot. Very irritable.

Liu Chunyang felt that this incident was strange. His old team was usually very reliable, how could a batch of equipment suddenly be broken for no reason, and those equipment were placed next to the yard where he lived last night.

Thinking of his suspicions, Liu Chunyang turned around in the room where he was filming while the contact person sent the equipment to use first.

When Lan He and Chen Xingyang went in, they saw Liu Chunyang holding two yellow papers in a trance, "What is this?"

Chen Xingyang said, "Yellow paper, is it a talisman?"

Lan He: "No words."

"Post it behind the cabinet." Liu Chunyang said in a muffled voice.

Lan He knew that he had seen it before, but he felt a little strange that when he was separated from his soul, there was only one, but now it has become two.

Liu Chunyang held the yellow paper and looked at it for a long time, then suddenly weighed it and stretched out his hand to tear the yellow paper. There was actually a sandwich, and there was a note inside.

He took it out and looked at it, and there was a line of small, crooked characters written on it: borrowing a single, warning, check in on the 20th, and leave on the 31st. Open another one, which is also a borrowing order, continuing the content of the previous one: Warning, the stay will be extended to five days.

Chen Xingyang felt a chill, "This is... Who do I tell you, what is the house that used to live in?"

He was uncomfortable and felt uncomfortable being here.

"Damn." Liu Chunyang suddenly scolded, "I just said how he came back, he has to go through the procedures for renewing his stay!"

No name was given, but everyone knew that it must be the owner of the scolding.

Liu Chunyang paced on the spot holding the renewal order, "That's weird, they all posted the renewal order, why did something happen last night."

Chen Xingyang was still inexplicable and asked him, "Director Liu, do you know who borrowed this from?"

"Who else could it be!" Liu Chunyang lowered his temper and voice a little, afraid that everyone would hear it, "In the four major gates, only Hu Xian lives in the vacant house!"

Liu Chunyang usually pays attention to these things, and he is from the old capital again, so he introduced him in a few words.

The southern ghost and the northern fox are worshipped by many animals in the north. In North China, Humen (fox), Huangmen (weasel), Baimen (hedgehog) and Liumen (snake) are the most spiritual and easy to cultivate into a climate. Collectively referred to as the four gates.

In ordinary people's homes, if there are family immortals, that is, worshipping the four sect immortals with Taoism, they can bless the family's prosperity, so everyone also collectively refers to all the four major immortals as the God of Wealth.

If you want to worship the God of Wealth, you have to build a small building of the God of Wealth in front of your house. If the fairy family likes it, they will move in and become your family fairy, and then it will be time for your family to develop.

However, the four immortals have different temperaments. For example, Baixian prefers to live in the straw pile. If the wheat straw pile lived in the fairy house, it should be called the golden silk building.

Humen, the first of the four gates, does not like to live in the God of Wealth Building and the Golden Silk Building. They like to occupy the empty houses dedicated to others. Whenever an outsider wants to live in, they must write a rental order and explain to Hu Xian when to move in and what to do. when leaving, and strictly abide by it. Otherwise, Jiaxian, who was disturbed, would naturally be unhappy.

Judging from this rental list, it is no doubt that Liu Chunyang met Hu Xian from this person's family, but the host's family also obeyed the rules and wrote a note for renewing the stay and posted it in the room. Why is there still trouble

In any case, Liu Chunyang knew who to look for, so he immediately called Xiao Yang and found him.

"Director Liu, what's the matter?" Xiao Yang appeared with a bruised face.

Liu Chunyang was speechless when he saw it, and was even more certain that it was the house's problem, so he grabbed Lan He's hand - in order to strengthen his courage, he kept forcing Lan He to stay with him, and Chen Xingyang was also afraid and followed them.

Lan He: "..."

He acted innocently as a tool man, and he didn't say anything just now... Liu Chunyang has already said, I know you don't believe it, but the world is too wonderful, don't be so sure, just think I'm afraid, you accompany me.

Liu Chunyang questioned Xiao Yang: "I want to ask you, what kind of temper is your Hu Xian losing!"

Xiao Yang immediately embarrassed, "You... how do you know."

Liu Chunyang almost scolded, "Aren't you cheating!"

- With such a particular character as Liu Chunyang, if he knew that the house was for Jiaxian, he would definitely not choose to rent it for fear of disturbing Jiaxian, and he always inquired. Xiao Yang's house was able to "win the bid" because he claimed to be clean.

Xiao Yang said with a guilty conscience: "I thought there was no problem... I posted the loan and renewal orders in time. Who knows Hu Xian is still angry. When I went out, the motorcycle was hit."

Why can't you be angry? If people love cleanliness, even if they post a rental and lodging bill, it will be very annoying. Not only did he harass Liu Chunyang, but he also didn't let go of the master Xiao Yang.

"But we haven't finished filming yet, so we're leaving now. Don't we have to reshoot and find another place." Chen Xingyang couldn't help but said, "I can't help but ask Hu Xian to forgive me?"

Liu Chunyang also said: "Can I ask a Xiangtou to make peace? It only takes a few more days. If I can give a few more days, I can offer more offerings to this Hu Xian."

There are also categories of immortals in these four major gates. In personal homes, those who build the God of Wealth Building are dedicated to family immortals, and those who open incense altars for people to ask for incense are altar immortals. They are generally more skilled and have a wider business scope. Those who bless ask them. incense believers.

Liu Chunyang said that the incense head who is the incense messenger is the messenger for these altar immortals. Because the immortal family is not easy to appear directly, they can use the ability of the immortal family to heal the sickness, exorcise the evil spirits, etc., and practice the Taoism. .

Naturally, their business scope also includes such sums.

Xiao Yang smiled bitterly: "You don't know, although this Hu Xian in my family is a clan immortal, but his strength is extraordinary, who do not know the top immortals nearby, what are the famous 'Liu old lady' and 'Bai Sanxian aunt', In the past, there was no way to take this person, and she was not qualified to make peace. She has a deep way of doing things, and she came to repay her kindness only because she had a forerunner with my family."

Liu Chunyang said coldly: "You are about to turn your kindness into an enemy. A mountain is still a mountain high. I don't believe that there is no one else. What is her origin?"

Xiao Yang said: "Director Liu, since you know the four major gates, you should also know that the four major gates in the world all worship Grandma Wang San, who is also a believer of Bixia Yuanjun and lives on Miaogan Mountain. My god of wealth. Lord, I was also fortunate enough to live in Miaogan Mountain, waiting for the dispatch of the old gods! He is considered to be the number one Hu Xian in the capital!"

Tool man Lan He suddenly raised his head: Huh? ?

Xiao Yang Yaoyao looked in the direction of Miaogan Mountain, and his tone was arrogant and regretful: "This Hu Xian from my family has a very strong temper, and he is honored as Miss Hu Qiji9!"

Lan He: "..."