After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Chapter 20: I go to impermanence just to have a meal

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Morning, on set.

Finally arrived at Lanhe's finale. It's very simple, a long-term view. Together with the old man, Uncle Wang, he wants to put all the pigeons up, and he has to shoot the pigeons passing him beautifully.

This is not difficult at all, Lan He only needs to stop there and the pigeons will all fly away. As for whether it is beautiful in the end, anyway, people and pigeons have different aesthetics, and they can't see it in their hearts.

Several shots were taken here, so Uncle Wang repeatedly called the pigeon back.

Zhang Xunchun stood on the desolate grassland with his hands behind his back, raised his head and listened to the pigeon whistle.

Right next to it, there is also a ceremony going on. Several young adults in the crew invited Hu Xian's tablet out, wrapped it in red cloth, put the last three pillars of incense on it, and set off to send it to the designated cave.

Due to the established rules, the crew and anyone in the village turned a blind eye to them and did not communicate a word. Like ghosts, they left the Yang family guarding the tablet and passed by the entrance of the village.

On the grass at the entrance of the village, Zhang Xunchun stood among the pigeons, his eyes gradually withdrawing...

"Crack!" Liu Chunyang said loudly, "Go, Zhang Xunchun, finish!"

In a few simple words, Lan He's work is over.

The expression on his face, which represented Zhang Xunchun's mixture of innocence and cruelty, gradually changed into his usual friendly smile.

Lan He and Uncle Wang stood farther away. Uncle Wang drove the pigeon back, and he was about to go back, but saw a very familiar girl in red walking by from the team giving away the tablets.

Hu seventy-nine? By the way, today is the day her tablet left. Lan He didn't know what she was doing when she left the team. Do you want to say goodbye to Liu Chunyang

I saw Hu Qijiu walked slowly but fast, passed Liu Chunyang and others, and arrived in front of him not long after, looking at Lan He with hanging eyes: "Hee hee, I'm here to say goodbye to you."

Lan He pretended not to see her, and continued to walk forward as if nothing had happened, but a small drum was playing in his heart. How could Hu Qijiu know that he was the impermanence last night.

"Just looking at you like this, I really thought you couldn't see me anymore, you deserve to be an actor." Hu Qijiu giggled and said confidently, "No need to pretend, yesterday I deliberately stained a few hairs on you, See where you are going. I was surprised last night. Your style is not bad at all. You gave me incense and asked me to communicate with the monk. The monks were all at a loss. I know all the ghosts, but where did you come from... As soon as I took a look, you are indeed a man of impermanence, and you are indeed a member of the crew."

He was actually stripped of his vest, underestimating this Hu Seventy-Nine!

As expected of a cunning fox fairy, Lan He only thought that Miss Hu was also deceived, but it was with the help of Lao Bai, and Miss Hu had never been in contact with his work.

Unexpectedly, Hu Qijiu, whose cultivation base is lower than the eldest girl and who loves to cry, was overlooked. In one sentence, it was just one action, which made her figure out so much, and even secretly moved his hands and feet. He took it lightly.

But there were people around, Lan He didn't make a sound, didn't even change his expression, just made a gesture, signaling for a private chat later.

But at this time, those pigeons were originally driven back to the basket by Uncle Wang, but Lan He and Hu Qijiu stood here one after the other, and the pigeons didn't move at that time.

It's not that I don't want to move, but I don't dare to move, freeze, and stop in place.

Pigeons were originally afraid of weasels, foxes and the like, but Hu Qijiu became a climate. They were afraid of Lan He, and they still shrank in fear of Yin Qi. They were afraid of Hu Qijiu, as if their prey had been frightened. Just waiting to be eaten.

Uncle Wang was surprised: "Huh?"

They couldn't see Hu Xian's shadow, they could only see Lan He standing there, and then there were pigeons parked beside him, quite close to him.

Over there, Cheng Haidong, Liu Chunyang and others, who were coming to celebrate with Lan He, discovered this scene as they got closer and complained:

"What's the matter! What happened to the pigeons? Did you feed the bear-hearted leopard gall yesterday?"

"This world is not real, why did the pigeons not run away when they saw the pigeons?"

"Who brought pigeons to Miaogan Mountain to seek incense..."

Lan He: "..."

What does this all say and what

He didn't intend to explain. When did he need to explain this kind of thing, he just said nonchalantly: "Maybe some current magnetic field of my creature has changed again? Is there a big magnet at the scene?"

Uncle Wang couldn't figure it out either, it was beyond his knowledge, "Uh, this..."

There were too many question marks floating over the crew. Liu Chunyang, regardless of how many, waved his hand first, and let the on-site photographer shoot and record this scene. Why did he think it was amazing.

"Lan He, lean over there." Liu Chunyang said.

Everyone: "… "

Hey, if it sounds familiar, it is indeed you, Director Liu.

Lan He was very close to the pigeons, but he took a few steps among them, and the pigeons naturally remained motionless.

Seeing Hu Qijiu giggling and chasing them away from behind the pigeons, the pigeons jumped up subconsciously, and then crashed into Lan He's arms.

other people:! ! !

Uncle Wang: "Oh my God!!"

Lan He: "..."

He held up the pigeon stiffly, Hu Qijiu stood beside him, lowered his head and poked the pigeon's head, the pigeon shrank its head, and the whole thing became calm.

But in the eyes of others, it was the pigeon in Lan He's hands, the neck shrank, the legs folded, and An Ran enjoyed the handsome guy's hug.

Chen Xingyang said in shock: "The king of pigeons!"

Cheng Haidong shook his head and said, "Lan He, you also said that you can't refine Gu, this is the legendary pigeon Gu..."

Of course no one will believe such crazy talk, it is not as reliable as magnetic field changes.

The producer was amazed, and had another opinion: "Did you not find out, as soon as Lan He was finished, the pigeon's attitude towards him changed instantly. The camera should have recorded it just now - it was him who appeared in the play and his expression changed, and the pigeon was the only one. changing."

Liu Chunyang: "Damn, what do you mean?"

The producer asked: "Don't you think that the pigeon's attitude towards him is different because of Lan He's acting skills? It is said that animals will be subconsciously afraid when they see the butcher. Lan He's role is not very cruel, but the pigeon is actually afraid. Not Lan He, but 'Zhang Xunchun'!"

Having said this, screenwriter Wu Ling applauded at the time. There's drama, she loves it!

The place was also noisy for a while.

This seems to make sense. Sometimes when I'm not filming, the pigeon is still afraid. It can be said that it is still in the role. Either way, it's a well-founded interpretation of the miraculous sight before us.

Otherwise, how can I explain that in the camera, Lan He was so sad at one moment, but became a fan of ten thousand pigeons at the next moment

Everyone who loves liveliness immediately echoed the producer's words, and repeatedly felt amazing and magical, and contributed to it and captured the evidence.

The smile on the producer's face became more and more meaningful, um, no matter whether it is magnetic field or acting skills, he will promote it like this! Thinking of this, I took a look by the way and made sure that all the previous content was photographed.

The corner of Lan He's mouth twitched. He didn't know what to say, so he put the pigeon back, "Well, thank you all, thank you pigeon, I'll go to the toilet."

He squeezed out of the crowd.

Hu Qijiu also got out.

As soon as they left, the pigeons immediately regained their vitality and flew away, bringing up a beautiful whistle of pigeons and flying into the sky. This seems to further confirm the producer's words, and those who were still a little skeptical should believe it.

Uncle Wang also scratched his head: if it wasn't for the sudden change of Lan He's biomagnetic field, then it can only be said that Lan He's pigeon taming skill is far deeper than his, and it is bottomless, so that he can achieve the best results in a short period of time. Conquered the Pan'er he had been training for a long time!

Lan He walked to no one, turned around and said, "What do you want?"

Hu Qijiu smiled and said, "I said it, just to say goodbye to you." She deliberately used the sentence Lan He said to herself last night, "You don't want to be known, so you only wear a mask, don't worry, I can keep this for you."

Lan He carefully looked at her expression to distinguish the true from the false. Last night, she stretched her paw while she was talking. But if Hu Qijiu was really willing to keep it a secret, it would save him the trouble.

Otherwise, he could well imagine himself being subjected to all kinds of harassment. Don't talk about others, the big girl has to come every day... Even if there are benefits, this is really a troublesome part-time job.

Hu Qijiu's expression softened, "I don't know if someone has bones on the other side? I'm different from those who have no bones. I keep my word, and since I lost to you, I will never use this to pick things up at will, not even a big girl. Tell me! I'm just trying to find out your identity out of prudence. Besides, we know each other, and it will be convenient if we want to communicate in the future... "

Lan He: "...I'm not a fairy."

Hu Qijiu looked disappointed: "What are you doing so decisively, you still don't know how good I am."

I! At once! Know! road!

Lan He thought to himself, saying so much, and emphasizing not to tell the eldest girl, in fact, just for this!

He should have thought of that, Miss Hu has been thinking about living in his house all the time, so that she will be popular every day.

Hu Qijiu didn't give up: "I said, why do you go to impermanence?"

Lan He: "Uh, now it's for the meal."

Hu Qijiu's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands: "That's not right, if you take me home, I will ensure that your family eats all the rice, burns all the natural gas, never has to pay electricity bills, stays away from plagues, and prosperous fortune..."

She surrendered her status to be a family fairy to the Yang family to repay her kindness. If she wanted to be called Lan Heding Xian'er, it would be purely greedy. Some people build the most luxurious God of Wealth Building at home, but not necessarily a fairy family is willing to come, and some people make her want to recommend Maozuo herself...

Lan He shook his head: "No, it's just rice in the basic sense, as long as you can fill it up." Although he was mushy, he was not poor, and he didn't seek to make a fortune. In addition, they were from Hunan Province, and they pronounced "eat" as "qia". ", "I go to impermanence because I have to go on a diet for filming, I can eat and worship without gaining weight."

Hu Qijiu: "..."

Really choked, Hu Qijiu said with a dark face: "Well, we can also be friends. Since I know your identity and show my sincerity, I will also tell you my boudoir name."

- I said earlier in the underworld, the name is an important symbol. The real names of these immortal families are not easily exposed. The disciples under the altar call them by nicknames, and most of them are ranked by their surnames. What kind of Mr. Hu San, silly Erxian Gu and so on.

Lan He now only knows one third of Song Futan's name.

After knowing it, it is actually a trust and a responsibility. You have to be worthy of being so close to you. Of course, that's fine if you're a villain.

So Lan He quickly said: "I believe you, no need, no need, really no need..."

But Hu Qijiu was even quicker. She hurriedly said before Lan He refused: "My name is Xiren!"

Lan He: "..."

Alas, I'm still heartbroken...

There was no way, Lan He forced a smile and politely praised: "Good name, you also read "Red Mansion", the fox girl attacked people, now it sounds like "Liao Zhai"."

Hu Qijiu looked at him inexplicably, "It's really a red building and a green building. I called Xiren because when I was a child, I especially liked to attack the living people on the mountain. They are annoying and always chop down trees."

Lan He: "..."

Hu Qijiu took out the nail clipper again, and said to Lan He: "Look at your nails, it should be a gift from the eldest girl, I will also give you a piece of nails, you can try it out. Although I am not as strong as the eldest girl, I also have me. What about your own strengths…”

Without saying a word, she cut a piece of test kit for Lan He, and insisted that Lan He accept it, "Hehe, if you think it suits you and want to find me, come to Shangqiushan, or burn Ziyexiang and call my real name, If I hear it, I will naturally go."

Lan He had to wrap it in paper too, and said with a headache, "All of you are cabinet sisters, so enthusiastic."

Hu Qijiu has lived in Xiao Yang's house for ten years. She has some knowledge of human knowledge and some does not understand it, mainly because Xiao Yang doesn't wear makeup: "Ha? What is the cabinet sister?"

Lan He: "It's nothing, Miss Seventy-nine, thank you, let's see you later, I'll go out first."

Hu Qijiu waved eagerly: "I should go too, remember to try it out!"

Lan He and Hu Qijiu walked back after parting. As soon as they got out of the yard where the toilet was, they were covered in a cloud of leaves, "Mmm, um!"

"Come on, there are assassins!" It seemed that humans were attacking, Lan He took a few steps back and saw that it was Chen Xingyang and Cheng Haidong, who were holding wicker in their hands.

"It's okay." Cheng Haidong said. Is there any peach wood? He found willow wood. Willow wood is also called ghost wood. It has vitality and yang energy. Like peach wood, it can also ward off evil spirits.

Lan He said angrily, "I'll finish it today. If this is a farewell, I don't need to be so intimate."

Cheng Haidong and Chen Xingyang looked at each other, "What, we are worried, you are suddenly a fan of thousands of pigeons, won't you be possessed by some fairy."

Lan He said calmly, "Didn't the producer say that my acting skills exploded, and Director Liu also said that I am immune to all evils."

Don't say, these two people are fighting rightly, and they really guessed half of it...

"Hey, you are really awesome." Chen Xingyang hugged him and said, "Are you going to leave today? How long will you rest?" After hearing the answer, he said with some regret, "Then wait for me to finish, you I'm in Director Wang Mao's group again, so I can't get together. But my sister should invite you as a guest."

"Well, see you later when I have time, I'll go see Miaomiao too." Lan He agreed.

After saying goodbye to her new friends from the crew, Lan He set off on her way home. Next, he will have about ten days of rest time, and then he will join the crew of "The Geometry of a Clear Dream" to play the third male lead.

Lan He took the bus all the way down to the subway, and then returned to the community where he lived, and met his neighbor Ying Shao again in the elevator.

"Oh, I'm done, I saw your news again." Ying Shao said enthusiastically, "It's amazing, you and Xingyu Goddess look familiar, and the girl who plays with you, the goddess' younger brother, Who's here, Chen Xingyang?"

Lan He: "Well, haha."

I rely on it, I can pretend, I don't know who Chen Xingyang is...

Ying Shao had to admit that he was more and more regretful, why did he say to Lan He that he was a liar at first.

I've been really poor recently, and everyone looks like a customer. I wanted to protect my neighbors before, but now I'm staring at him, thinking to myself, there are a lot of superstitious people in the entertainment industry, he should develop this client well!

Ying Shao decided to try cheekily: "Hey, that, I wonder if you usually have faith?"

Of course Lan He said: "No, I don't believe that much." He showed a polite smile, "What's the matter, do you do market research?"

"Actually, I want to clarify something..." Ying Shao said embarrassingly, "You should still remember that there was a lot of movement in my house some time ago, the surveillance was spent, and I was still injured... Do you really think that it could be caused by illness? You don't? Do you feel weird?"

Lan He smiled and said nothing, just like everyone who sees a liar, and because the liar is a half-familiar neighbor, this kind of smile must be rude and polite, and the measure is very good...

Whoever told him to just go on vacation and be in a good mood will accompany you to play.

Ying Shao said deeply: "That day, I actually entered a mysterious and mysterious realm to help a client solve dirty things. Later, there were dangers, and I almost died. Fortunately, there are people under me - like us, I need to communicate with ghosts and gods, for example, Black and white impermanence, you know?"

Lan He: "..."

... He has enough reasons to suspect that Ying Shao is bragging and is impermanent. You have only seen Lan impermanence.

Lan He calmly said: "Are you talking about ghosts or ghosts?"

Ying Shao: "That's what it means! Have you heard of it?"

Lan He: "It should be because the ceremony is too tiring, plus self-suggestion, so hysterical fainting."

Ying Shao: "..."

Lan He is also quite skilled at how to fool the mage.

- Some of these underworld eaters are apprentices looking for masters, and some are masters looking for apprentices. In the past, when Lan He's acting skills were not superb enough, he occasionally exposed to ghosts, and some wizards from the Miao family thought Lan He was good and wanted to teach him the legislature.

That guy was much more mysterious than Ying Shao, and asked him if he knew what Guizhi was. It was written in "Baopuzi", and if you eat it, you can see ghosts and gods.

Lan He replied at the time: "I don't know, but I think the effects of poisonous mushrooms are similar."

The sorcerer rolled his eyes in anger, and let it go.

Lan He thought that Ying Shao would give up, but Ying Shao continued: "If you want to talk about living things, we also have scientific basis and have tested them. The incantations we inherit can generate infrasound waves, containing 3 to 6hz infrasound vibration…”

Lan He: "..."

… This mage is a bit tricky! The content is more systematic and technological than Uncle Wang, and he may have gone to school!

Fortunately, Lan He's cell phone rang at this time, and he hurriedly gestured, escaping on purpose.

Ying Shao was quite disappointed. It was really hard to recruit such a determined person.

The elevator also reached the floor, and Ying Shao, who failed in Amway, walked to the door of his house angrily. He opened the door and yelled at his junior and brother: "I'm still lying here, my brother is so stubborn, you don't know how to cook when you come..."

Lan He's phone number was from his mother. The two usually communicate via WeChat. Today, her mother was at her grandmother's place and called directly.

Lan He's family has always been in the city, and the household registration book follows the Han nationality written by her father, but her grandmother is old and used to live in Miao Village, and now she often speaks with a few Miao words.

Lan He also replied a few words to her in Miao language, "Well, I know, I have a good meal."

The stairwell at this time.

A skinny man in a maintenance worker's attire cautiously poked his head out to take a look, very vigilant to avoid being discovered. Otherwise, the most arrogant Gu Masters don't need to approach, just move a finger, or even a little thought, and he can release Gu.

Yes, of course he is not a maintenance worker, but is entrusted by others. There is a mage who is called Lou Ye by all corners of the world. He is well-known in the capital. He usually takes his guys with him to do divination, take birthdays, read geography, and pass the yin. The land of the masters is like a crucian carp crossing the river, but it can pass.

Just last time, Lou Ye was smashed by a man named Ying Shao. The ghost who was sent to seek revenge was taken away by the one named Ying Shao. That's a lot of hard work of the lord, and even the lord admits it, and Ying Shao is still pretending to be stupid.

This loss is really unbearable, and this breath is really unbearable.

Then use the way of the people, and treat the body of the people!

To cure a gu with a gu, knowing its name can overcome it.

For example, the centipede Gu can restrain the snake Gu, and the toad Gu can restrain the centipede Gu... Ying Shao raised the golden silkworm Gu. As a Gu ghost, he can restrain the wronged soul, so don't send any more imps and find the corresponding Gu insect to treat him. !

Lou Ye deliberately found an acquaintance Gu Master to help him, and that's why he appeared. Gu Master prides himself on his identity, of course he wouldn't make a special trip for such a descendant, and only gave two Gus.

Among Lou Ye's younger brothers, he and Ying Shao had never met, and Ying Shao could not recognize him, so he came with the earthen pot given by Gu Master, preparing to release Gu quietly as soon as Ying Shao returned.

It's just that the two occupants on this floor seem to have returned at the same time, one on the left and one on the right. He only heard Lou Ye describe Ying Shao's appearance, but he couldn't recognize it at the moment.

However, the lord checked it and told him that Ying Shao lived at No. 1801, the one on the left, which was very detailed.

When I arrived at the scene, I saw that the house number was not posted, but the left and right were easy to distinguish.

But when he heard the two people talking, he was a little confused. The one on the left spoke Northeastern dialect, and the one on the right spoke Miao language... Although the eldest brother didn't say where Ying Shao was from, he knew with his toes that the one who spoke the Miao language was the one who spoke the Miao language. Gu Master!

With a flash of inspiration, he wanted to understand—the so-called left-hand side may refer to the left-hand side facing the building, but when you enter the building and exit the elevator, the orientation is opposite to that seen from the outside. Only in this way can it be explained.

Mmmm, he nodded, that's all, almost got it wrong.

The author has something to say: Lan He: Just looking for the basic meaning of eating and living, and resolutely resisting stereotypes!