As soon as the elevator door opened, Chen Xingyu was already standing outside holding Miaomiao.
His family was actually playing Lan Helu's version of "Little Donkey" on a stereo, resounding throughout the house, Chen Xingyu teased Miaomiao: "Oh, crybaby, look who's here?"
As soon as Miaomiao saw Lan He, she giggled and stretched out her two fat hands.
"Senior sister." Lan He greeted and took Miaomiao, "Well, it seems to have gotten a little heavier!"
"No, I always feel like he changes every day. Lan He, come quickly, I'll make soup for you, drink a bowl first." Chen Xingyu poured soup for him, "The oil has been skimmed."
Lan He thanked him and drank the soup.
The matchbox in the pocket moved and was pushed open. A puff of smoke came out and turned into Hu Qijiu's head. Her saliva was about to flow out. watch.
Lan He was unmoved and continued to drink.
Hu Qijiu floated out half of his body, turned sideways to face Lan He, and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth - it seemed that it was the soup, and Chen Xingyu could not be seen from this angle.
She pompously touched her injured leg, and took out the half of her tail that she had cut off...
Only then did Lan He realize that she still kept the docked tail. The bloodstains had dried up and she was holding it in her hands. Maybe Hu Qijiu felt that he was selling out miserably, but human beings only found it weird and terrible.
Lan He hurriedly pretended to stretch his arms, beat her away, and drank the last bit of soup.
Hu Qijiu: "..."
"I'm going to join the group again in a few days?" Chen Xingyu asked with concern, "I'm tired again, I must take good care of my body, or should I shoot in the capital?"
If yes, they can still visit the class.
Lan He nodded, "Yes, a play directed by Wang Mao."
"Director Wang Mao is also very good. He is very supportive of actors and willing to teach actors. We must learn more from him, be humble and work hard." Chen Xingyu said earnestly.
They are colleagues, Chen Xingyu is still a senior, naturally they have common topics, not to mention that Chen Xingyu is showing goodwill, Lan He also took the opportunity to ask a few questions.
After lunch, seeing that the weather was good and the sun was warm, they discussed taking Miaomiao down for a walk.
Lao Lin pushed the stroller, Lan He held Miaomiao, the three of them walked in the community, the breeze blew, and they were relaxed and happy.
When I arrived at the amusement facilities in the community, maybe because it was still lunch, there were no children playing here. There was only a little girl, who was only about three years old. The nanny played with the sand with her, and her father sat beside him, holding a with a bowl of rice.
"Da Qin?" Chen Xingyu greeted.
There are many peers in this community. This is also an actor in the circle, Qin Yunfeng. He mainly shoots TV series, there are many main dramas, and he also has a considerable audience. His wife is also a well-known actor.
Couples in their thirties want children, and after having children, they have staggered filming times for the past two years, and at least one is at home to accompany the children. During this time, his wife was on the set.
"Hey, Xingyu, Lao Lin." When Qin Yunfeng saw them, his vicissitudes' eyes became more flexible, "Are you taking Miaomiao out to play?"
"Yeah, just finished dinner, with our younger brother." Lao Lin introduced them to them.
Lan He took the initiative to reach out, but he did not miss Qin Yunfeng's work to study: "Mr. Qin."
Qin Yunfeng and Lan He shook hands, "Hello, hello, I have seen it on Xingyu Weibo, haha." He turned to his daughter again, "Lu Bao, you see that brother Miaomiao has finished eating. don't eat?"
"Why, the little princess is angry and doesn't like to eat?" Lao Lin joked. Qin Yunfeng's daughter is not afraid of him at all. He said here that her daughter turns a deaf ear.
Lan He sighed in his heart, don't look at Qin Yunfeng's aura in the play, there is no way to take his daughter in reality.
Qin Yunfeng said bitterly: "I don't like to eat for the past few days, and today is the same. I'm crazy, I only ate a few bites. Fierce and not fierce... I plan to take it to the doctor to ask if it is indigestion."
Hearing the familiar words, his daughter named Lu Bao immediately turned her head and vomited twice. Most children don't like to see a doctor, after all, it means taking injections and taking medicine.
Qin Yunfeng suddenly looked at Lan He: "I said Lao Lin, isn't your brother very good at dealing with children?"
Lan He: "..."
Lao Lin laughed and said, "That's the child crying, what's the difference."
"My daughter also likes handsome guys, can my brother help me?" Qin Yunfeng was also suffering from a headache, thinking that his daughter would be better at talking to beautiful brothers and sisters.
"Uh... I'll give it a try." Lan Hexin said why she was still working as a kindergarten teacher, but she couldn't refuse the teacher she liked. : "Little boy, are you hungry?"
Hu Qijiu got out again, looked at the little doll, his eyes lit up, even ignoring Lan He's warning eyes, he jumped out and circled her twice.
Fortunately, Lubao is already three years old. Children have clean eyes and it is easy to see the yin, but the most dangerous thing is that before the age of three, the eyes are not closed, and she is very sensitive to the yin, and now she is so engrossed in her play that she doesn't seem to have anything. aware.
Lu Bao turned to look at Lan He, he really didn't puff him, but he didn't sell his face, he said while playing, "I'm not hungry, I'm full—"
"Hey, it's just indigestion and bloating!" Hu Qijiu jumped and said, "It's simple, come on, I'll just rub her! You make her stand up so that you can't touch her stomach!"
She has already picked up her sleeves, not knowing how active she is. I can vaguely imagine how he actively rubbed Liu Chunyang's stomach in the first place.
Seeing that she was about to put her hands in, Lan He had to say to Lu Bao, "Okay, let me touch it when I stand up to see if there is still food in my stomach, and let's not eat it, okay?"
Lu Bao: "Then you have to hold my hand."
Several other adults laughed because of this childish language.
"Okay." Lan He held her hands and pulled her up, rubbing her palms on her stomach twice. At the same time, Hu Qijiu stretched out her hairy paws and rubbed them.
There was a hint of doubt on Lu Bao's face, he lowered his head and stared at Lan He's hand, but he didn't see anything, only scratched his head.
"Well, there's no more to eat, it's time to eat." Lan He said.
In everyone's opinion, what Lan He said was really unpretentious, and even to persuade Lu Baoqi to rely on his face.
But, just after he finished speaking, Lu Bao really touched his stomach and said, "Yes, I'm so hungry, I want to eat."
Then he opened his mouth actively.
When the nanny saw it, she immediately grabbed the bowl from Qin Yunfeng who was in a daze and fed her a mouthful.
Lu Bao took one bite after another, eating extremely sweet, concentrated and fast. This is even more strange, not to mention that her appetite has been bad these days. In the past, when she didn't eat and play, she would eat a bowl of rice for more than half an hour.
Qin Yunfeng was stunned.
Hu Qijiu also proudly boasted with his hairy claws: "Not to mention the treatment, I have seen children a lot. In the past, the younger members of the Yang family had not all grown up because of my protection. Let me tell you, my furnace medicine is more powerful, if you are a top fairy..."
Lan He directly blocked the sales pitch behind her, as if she couldn't see Hu Xian like everyone else, her eyes went directly over her head.
"Brother, it's a bit amazing, you!" Qin Yunfeng said excitedly, and stretched out his hand, "You, how did you do this? After rubbing it twice, you will have an appetite? I usually listen to the doctor say that rubbing her stomach is okay. Helping digestion, relieving constipation, etc., why is the effect not so good?"
"Oh, maybe because of the techniques I learned from my grandmother, she sometimes helps the children in the stockade to heal." Lan He took out her grandmother as a shield, but her grandmother did have some Miao medicine recipes and techniques, and what he said was true. of.
Qin Yunfeng still wanted to learn, but Lan He told him that the technique was not so easy to learn and could not be pressed casually—actually, it was because Hu Qijiu had kneaded it. How to do.
Qin Yunfeng was a little regretful, but the gain was not small, at least the immediate trouble was resolved.
Lu Bao also liked Lan He, not only because he was good-looking, but also because Lan He touched her stomach just now, she felt very comfortable, and even felt like a cat was lying on her stomach. So after eating, he pestered Lan He to play, and wanted to hug brother Miaomiao with him.
Qin Yunfeng is a talker, so he took a photo of his back and posted it on Weibo: "Lu Bao doesn't like to eat today, but fortunately I met @陈星玉 who lent me her family's favorite @lanhe, and Lu Bao had an empty bowl for the first time. , I'm pestering my little brother now, it seems that I'm going to fall out of favor..."
Not only his fans in the comment area, but also Chen Xingyu's fans came quickly. After all, Chen Xingyu rarely appeared, and they searched for traces everywhere.
[Um? @Lanhe is what kind of children's medicine, lend you, your daughter can eat more rice?]
[Surprised, the Goddess of Xingyu invited Lan He to go home? Qin Yunfeng and Xingyu Goddess belong to the same community, I remember!]
[emmmmm, so what did he do to Miaomiao and Lu Bao? It seems that he is really good at raising children. I admire it, and my daughter doesn't like to eat.]
[Indicates that my classmate's cousin's roommate is from Hunan Province and is in the same school as Lan He's mother. It is said that his parents are both elementary school teachers, so he probably really knows how to take care of children.]
[This way is a bit off-track, what a handsome young guy with a baby?]
[What's wrong with this, he must be very considerate to our children in the future [blush]]
[…]
Lan He was playing with the children at the moment and didn't know anything about it.
It was not until he went back in the evening and turned on his mobile phone that he saw Weibo.
Originally, there were many mysterious fans who talked about pig's head, taking children and other topics under his Weibo. He seldom participated. Today, there are a large number of them, many from Qin Yunfeng's side. There are jokes, and there are also questions about how my baby is doing.
The company also sent a WeChat message, saying that you should not be so cold, you can reply to the fans a little and share your experience of raising a baby!
What experience do I have with a baby? Lan He slowly put down the phone.
Hu Qijiu rushed over: "What are you doing, why don't you help others?"
Lan He: "I won't bring a baby."
Because of his parents' work, he gets along well with children, but they are all elementary school-aged children. Even if they can't talk well, they can be forced to do exam papers, which is completely different from infants and young children. Furthermore, his parents' students don't need to eat, sleep, go to the toilet at his house, how would he know where to go
Ai Ai said, "I will, I will send you a few messages."
Lan He vigilantly said: "Don't, you still want to appear online? I don't engage in superstition activities on Weibo, and I don't send ashes."
He is determined not to be an immortal, and to prevent people from discovering that there is a Hu immortal in his family, how can he advertise on the Internet how to use furnace ashes to cure diseases.
Hu Qijiu was in a panic, "If it doesn't show up, I'll just say a few words from experience! For example, rub the little baby's place more, it's good for the eyes, and stimulate the Baihui acupoint more when combing the hair..."
Lan He relaxed a bit. If he shared Hu Qijiu's experience generously, everyone might really think that he was just a little coup taught by a few parents to take care of children, so as to avoid rumors and rumors in the future. After all, the Miaomiao incident Still a little weird.
"Let's post it then." Lan He stared at her and wrote it down, making sure that none of these items were associated with Hu Xian or anything, and they all belonged to the normal range of experience.
Lan He didn't expect that as soon as his Weibo post was posted, because Chen Xingyu's fame was there, some fans who were parents and mothers would try it.
Of course, the effect is good. This is the experience of a hundred-year-old beauty, and it is useful for many children. With more confirmations, more parents were invited to forward those Weibo posts and thank him below.
Until a long time later, these articles were often turned out by fans for evaluation.
Lan He's Weibo, netizens who don't know him at first glance at his comment area, must think that the blogger is a parenting blogger and a beauty blogger. If you take a closer look, you may think it is a pig raising blogger. Finally, look carefully at the certification, oh, actor.
It was also from this time that Lan He harvested the first batch of mother fans - not as his son's mother fans, but because he did have a baby at home, and he came to learn how to bring a baby. By the way, he thought he was handsome enough to be a fan .
"Are you really not taking me?" Hu Qijiu sat on the ground and hugged his suitcase.
Lan He stared at her for a while, then said slowly, "Turn to the left and wipe the scraps of paper."
Hu Qijiu: "…"
It was absolutely impossible to bring Hu Qijiu. He used to live in a room with someone, and he might have colleagues from time to time. Hu Qijiu had to carry the incense burner with him, even if he only had a stainless steel rice bowl, and put it there. Not too confusing.
Lan He: "Also, there is a Gu Master next door to my house, you should be careful when you are alone..."
"There are people who raise Gu?" Hu Qijiu's heart froze, "It's so dangerous, I'll be careful."
Lan He: "No, be careful not to hurt them, very poor... No, very weak."
Hu Qijiu: "Oh."
Lan He officially joined the crew of "The Geometry of a Clear Dream". The male lead Zhang Qingglai and the female lead Shi Xuan are both well-known young actors who are about the same age as Lan He. Because it's an idol drama, other men, two women, two women, etc., are also young and vigorous.
Everyone in the advanced group of Bilan He is already quite familiar with him. When they saw him, the late male number three, they jokingly expressed their long-standing admiration for the name.
Lan He didn't have a clue at first, what name could he have, these few have no children... But then he thought that it must be Director Wang Mao, maybe he also said that he died well and so on.
And unlike in Liu Chunyang's crew, the scene arrangement here, Lan He played the role of death as soon as he came up.
- Originally, some actors of the same age were enthusiastic on the surface, but they had criticisms of Lan He in their hearts.
This previously unknown actor suddenly won the roles of Wang Mao and Liu Chunyang at the same time, and even asked Wang Mao to keep the roles for him, and the trick has been pushed back to adjust the schedule.
Wang Mao won this role for Lan He, so naturally others couldn't get it, and there were actors in the group who played well with the losers. Although even the audience knows that at least Liu Chunyang's side absolutely depends on his strength, but they can't help but slander from the perspective of their friends: How good are their acting skills
Unexpectedly, Lan He's first scene shocked them.
Shi Xuan and Zhang Qingglai, who acted in the opposite play, had a bit of a hard time getting into the play, especially Shi Xuan, who had to cry until she was out of breath, but it was not allowed to brew for a while. They have been in the group for a while, and they are very familiar with the characters.
As for Lan He, if he says he will die, he will die...
In the first scene, they were very skillful. The eyes and expressions before they died made them feel like they were going to be grossed out. It's not an exaggeration to describe it as shock. Although he was the weak one lying on the bed, Shi Xuan and Zhang Qing glaze were completely overshadowed by the drama on his body.
The actor, who originally wanted to say a few words in private, was too embarrassed to say it again.
Shi Xuan is not a professional, a singer-turned-actor. She has acted in a few plays and has been trained. She is decent, but she is a little weaker in front of the trained actors. She was suppressed in front of Lan He for an entire game, and she was stupid. She was a familiar girl, but now she was so convinced by her peers that she started calling her brother after the characters in the play that day.
The tone of the whole drama is still joyful, with occasional tears, which makes the plot more moving. So after the first scene, Lan He will quickly become more funny again. In the play, he helps his sister to take the lead in rectifying the villain, and also rectifies the male protagonist.
For example, in this scene, Yu Yang, the elder brother played by Lan He, was furious when he saw that the male protagonist and his sister wanted to kiss.
But he was on the second floor, unable to reach the whip, shouting ineffective, so he took things and smashed the male protagonist, smashing whatever he had on hand, and smashed everyone into the fountain pool.
Lan He played Yu Yang's frantic look and threw everything in the room out of the terrace. Because of the character setting, there were still climbing ropes hanging here.
Lan He also played a bit too much. Holding the rope, he wanted to throw it up in a ball, but after holding it in his hand, he felt that it was not easy to lose. A thought floated by temporarily, and without thinking much, he just picked it up. He raised his hand and threw it out.
I saw that the rope flew out diagonally, and the noose at one end was accurately placed on the male protagonist who was jumping and dodging.
The male protagonist and the female protagonist looked astonished, didn't they say there was such a trick? Also, can this be held at a distance?
The next moment, Lan He had already pulled the rope, and the male protagonist fell into the fountain pool by different paths...
Zhang Qingglai got up from the pool, but fortunately she was not stupid, she continued to play opposite Shi Xuan, and changed her lines very slyly: "Your brother will set me up first!"
"Crack." Wang Mao couldn't bear to laugh. Just now they saw Lan He throwing ropes that were different from the script, and they thought he was too angry and frustrated when he entered the play, but it was in line with the character's funny setting. It should be played on the spot If you think about it later, if you handle it well, you can consider keeping it.
But I didn't expect that he was so accurate. When he saw the male protagonist on the monitor, he was stupid. There was no sense of disobedience at all. sound came.
"Yu Yang changed the scene on the spot? You're too accurate." Wang Mao patted his chair and laughed. He called out all the characters' names, "Zhou Yiran was frightened."
Zhang Qingglai took the towel and said while wiping the water, "I thought to myself, this is so different from what the script said!"
Lan He smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I also got a headache, do you want another one?"
"No, I think the effect was pretty good just now, and it's all been filmed." Wang Mao said, "I'm just curious, have you practiced this before? Can you do it again?"
Shi Xuan also exaggeratedly said: "Brother, you are too awesome. You're so far away, you trapped Zhou Yiran and frightened him. If you accompany me to the night market, the boss will not pay. die?"
Lan Hegan smiled and said, "That's right, you've trained your head..."
How to say, he really didn't have this ability before.
Even he just realized that he was inexplicably confident when he threw the rope without thinking. It was not until just now that he realized that the accuracy bonus of emotional ecstasy, lasso ghost, actually exists in reality?
"Oh, what did Shi Xuan just say? Doing a loop." Wang Mao was quite touched by inspiration and greeted, "Where's the screenwriter? Don't the male and female protagonists go to the amusement park to settle their love? Yu Yang wants to follow him. The plot of the circle is a little funny."
Lan He: "..."
… is it necessary
After Wang Mao confirmed that Lan He's head was really good, he checked that one of the shots was not good enough, and asked him to do it again. Of course, this time, as long as it was put on Zhang Qing glaze, there was no need to get into the water again.
Lan He had to come again, throw the rope, and catch it accurately!
There was a low voice of exclamation at the scene, God sure, this is quite a distance, and the rope didn't even touch Zhang Qingglai's face.
"Brother, how on earth did you practice? It's so accurate, the world's best!" Shi Xuan said enviously, her joy was very simple, she just remembered that she had never been beaten at the hoop booth.
Lan He said vaguely: "I used to like to play, it's normal."
It would be an exaggeration to say that the world's most accurate, he estimates that the underworld is impermanent to engage in professional skills competitions, and he can't be ranked, he has been practicing for hundreds of years!
Not everyone will come to inquire like Shi Xuan, especially when they start shooting the next one immediately.
Therefore, some staff members are just chatting in their spare time: "Enough Coke, how can you throw it so accurately, and the actor will be confused."
"Hey, I've practiced, I didn't watch it twice, it's not luck."
"Yes, by the way, did the director say before that his mother is from an ethnic minority?"
"It seems to be a bit of an impression, maybe it's Mongolian, and it's trained on horses."
…
This is just a small episode, there is no vigorous discussion, only small rumors. So it was not until the end of the show that Lan He was able to find out from the news that he had half Mongolian blood.
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