After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Chapter 27: Hedgehog's thorns pierce the small transparent heart

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"I'm not, I'm not!" This is so misleading, Lan He quickly explained to others: "It's not that, it's just a fox that uses incense to cultivate essence."

The only living person: "…Understood."

Miss Hu's mouth was about to protrude, and the corners of her eyes became more and more hanging. When the handkerchief brushed her cheeks, she would accidentally touch her sharp fangs, "Tell me, which one is there, there are still others in the capital. Which fox has outperformed me! If you have to raise a fox, isn't it better to raise me?"

Song Futan sighed inwardly, Xiaolai is so popular, even Huxian wants to go home with him. But Xiaolai has lived for more than 200 years, is well-informed, and wears a mask. Obviously, he is not safe in his heart. He has never taken it off in front of him, so how can he be a pet owner.

Lan He reminded: "Young lady, calm down, your saliva is flowing."

Miss Hu quickly turned her mouth back, pressed it flat, wiped away the saliva that was about to drip down her fangs, and at the same time scolded vaguely: "You talk, you talk!"

Lao Bai couldn't stand it anymore: "Okay, okay, stop arguing. Why do you ask questions? If you want to ask questions, it should be me. I'm the partner. You all came later. love."

Lan He: "..."

It is fatherly love. Also, unfilial son, is this persuasion

It seemed that Miss Hu was going to argue with Lao Bai about her qualifications, so Lan He hurriedly stopped: "Miss, I really misunderstood, I called you here to talk about this. I saved a Hu Xian before, she said. I was robbed by a yellow immortal. And third brother Yan, who was also attacked by Huang immortal today and lost his official hat."

How fast did Miss Hu's mind turn, her expression changed immediately, "Are you sure it's a yellow skin?"

"It should be right, you smelled it." Lan He looked at Song Futan and chose to lead the donkey to Mrs. Hu to smell it.

The Four Gate Immortals are inherently evil, and just like people, there are good and bad, those who are oriented towards the Tao, and those who are not right. Even so, when Mrs. Hu found that they took advantage of this opportunity to make trouble, she hated her teeth so much that she was too worried.

"It's unreasonable, you dare to violate the ban, you really don't take Miaoganshan in your eyes!" Miss Hu said to Yan San, "Don't worry, when I catch this guy, I will definitely let it fry in a frying pan. A thousand-year-old candle on the top of the mountain!"

Recently, Miss Hu has been very tired for the matter of keeping things in check. Although there are occasional conflicts with Dongyue's clan, the general direction is the same. Yan San hurriedly said: "It's really because I'm not good at learning, Let it succeed. I will make a report to the following, atone for the merit, and investigate this matter with the eldest girl."

Miss Hu nodded and said in deep thought: "Tomorrow, I will ask Grandma Wang San to give an order to summon all the Huangmen in the capital to go up the mountain and interrogate them one by one!"

It seems that Miss Hu is ruthless, and realizes that this matter cannot be delayed, and she will use thunder to take down the murderer immediately.

Miss Hu was serving at Bixia Temple, but the immediate boss of the four gates was actually the folk goddess Wang San, who was from Jingdong. When he fell to his death, he was enshrined as a god. There is also her temple in Miaogan Mountain. She is mainly in charge of the four major businesses in North China.

There are not only animal fairy houses in North China in the world, but there are animals everywhere. If there are animals, you can cultivate immortals, and there is animal fairy belief. As a result, industries similar to North China's Dingxian have also been born in many places, but with different names.

For example, after the fusion of the Xiangmen culture and the shamanic culture of the Northeast, the formation of the charioteer immortals will also enshrine the immortals such as Hu Huang. Grandma Wang San can't control the northeast, unless the fairy family from the northeast comes to the north, then it will be restricted by the landlord to some extent.

There is a saying that "Huhuang cannot surpass Shanhaiguan". It is said that the immortal family outside Shanhaiguan comes to the customs, and the mana will be limited. Some people say that the immortal family wants to guard the northeast, but in fact it is mainly a turf issue.

- Of course, every fox in the world should respect Bixia Yuanjun.

"Come on, big girl!" Lan He said, and started to use Song Futan as a cover, and floated back.

Miss Hu's beautiful eyes swept over with very sharp eyes. After all, she was the boss of the Hu family's generation. There was a bit of resentment in the bluff, and it was really a combination of hardness and softness.

Lan He complained bitterly in her heart, stopped fluttering, and pressed Song Futan's shoulder, as if he was just trying to tell Miss Hu, "Miss Hu, this is my friend Xiao Song."

Song Futan: "..."

Miss Hu glanced at the rosary bead on Song Futan's neck with trepidation. She wanted to approach and talk, but stopped.

She started again in grief at the same place - even if it was rescued, the fox would know Lan He's identity in the world. Obviously, as long as a fox with a long brain will not let go of this advantage.

"What are you doing, am I being bad to you? I gave you fingernails! What more do you want?"

Lan He: "Uh..."

Miss Hu asked Yan San sadly again: "What do you think he wants?"

Yan San is sadder than her: "I only know that I want a hat."

"..." Miss Hu didn't want to let him out, and looked at Song Futan, who was standing in front of Lan He, and said emotionally, "Then you know what?"

Song Futan said indifferently: "I don't know. Gather armpits into furs?"

Miss Hu felt a dull pain in her armpit: "..."

I can't afford it...

Lan He: "Don't make me look like a scumbag anymore. I just rescued wild animals, and it's nothing. If you were injured, I'd definitely rescue you."

"Then you'll walk with me later, or else tell me what the fox's name is?" Hu Da girl was so thoughtful, she realized that Lan He definitely didn't tell Xiao Song to know that he was impermanent, so she just said something. Continue to instigate, let Lan He act as a messenger for himself, and inquire about the identities of competitors.

Lan He only played tai chi with her—this experience also cultivated Lan He's skills to be watertight in front of the clichéd media.

Even though Miss Hu was resentful, her responsibility was her responsibility. Lan He was bitten to death again, not to mention the identity of Hu Seventy-Nine. She could only secretly hold her grudges, and gave Lan He another piece of nails and told Lan He, "Try this again. one slice… "

What, the new color number... This is indeed a good thing, Lan He obediently wrapped the sample.

Everyone still has their own business, Lan He said to Song Futan uneasy before leaving: "I'll lend you a stamp to put a stamp on your body. It's been so messy recently, how busy you are... Maybe someone will look at my notoriety. Let go of your ghost." Isn't he already in the eye of the audience, he has a certain reputation, besides ghosts, colleagues should also know when they see it.

Even though Song Futan had a good impression of Xiaolai, he did not blindly stand by: "Is it like a quarantine certificate?"

Lan He: "..."

That said, it doesn't seem to be good.

Lan He took out the paper, rubbed the rope, and folded a round card with the words Dongyue Yinsi, come here, war donkey No. 001, hang it around the neck of the lame donkey, anyway Song Futan always carries it, so As a result, even if they are not familiar ghosts like Yan San and the others, they can recognize them.

Song Futan fiddled with the round card and praised: "Okay."

The big girl Hu said from behind: "Well, the fox spirit and the thorn group are not number one, the donkey is, and I am not a big girl..."

Song Futan and Lan He: "..."

No need to be so sour, right

When Lan He went back, the crew had just finished work, because he had said beforehand that he would go to rest. Everyone just thought he was looking for a place to sleep. This was the case with a few actors who had nothing to do. They raced against time to sleep when they had time.

Back in the room, Lan He braced himself up to change Yiping's medicine, and then went to sleep.

After Yiping stayed here in Lan He for a few days, she was spiritual, and her injuries recovered quickly, but the thorns were difficult to grow. This was forced by spirituality.

Lan He bought the toy car, claiming to give it to Miaomiao, but never tried it on Yiping.

Because he also asked the eldest girl that night whether the toy car was useful, and how to judge whether a white immortal was worth pressing.

But Miss Hu said a lot, what the four major disciplines are related to, but it is not absolute, otherwise, where would there be such evil immortals. It's more about things like chance, like fortune.

On the Universiade, the Baimen has been relatively miserable in the past century, and it has also been influenced by humans. The chance is even more mysterious. If the luck is overwhelming, or the practice arrives, or even the human beings who help it are capable enough, then it may count as any car.

- After all, it is from the perspective of the fairy family, and it is very mysterious. Lan He simply wanted to know if he should be the next best person. If something happened to Huangmen, he hesitated a little bit. Although Bai Xian was mostly negative and mourning, it was not absolute.

Is he going to ask Yiping, what dreams do you have in the future? That's the way to go, not the way out.

He is not good at doing things he is not sure about, so once the toy car is backed up, it will be backed up until Yiping is restored.

Lan He went to Zhang Qingglai and asked him and Shi Xuan to release Yiping.

"Okay," Zhang Qingglai said after thinking about it, "Did you know that Shi Xuan's condition is not good these days, I asked her to talk, and she said that she was shooting the scene in the amusement park that night. She... can't find the way, Fortunately, you took her back with you."

Shi Xuan was very cautious. Later, she didn't dare to talk to anyone about it. She didn't reveal it until Zhang Qingglai asked.

Lan He didn't play against her in the past two days, and she didn't talk about it, so Lan He didn't find out.

"Well, she got lost that day." Lan He simply said.

Zhang Qing Glaze: "… "

Zhang Qing glaze: "I mean... the ghost hit the wall."

"Haha." Lan He smiled like a standard "I don't believe it, but I won't refute it for your face", and only asked, "Why is she in such a bad state now?"

"The whole person is a little empty, and I have nightmares at night. It is said that it is useless to get a talisman and put it on the pillow." Zhang Qingglai said, "Let's go to her now, find something to do, maybe the spirit will be better. "

It seems to be shocked... Although the ghost did not succeed, but after hitting the evil, he was greatly frightened, and many people would fall ill, such as losing their souls, and mild ones like Shi Xuan. .

Lan He thought to himself, if she could find a chance to burn her nails and relieve Shi Xuan, but Shi Xuan is more superstitious, so she has to be careful not to let her see it as strange.

The two went to Shi Xuan together, and she opened the door haggard.

Shi Xuan hasn't told too many people these days, she has found a familiar magic stick, but the talisman that she wants to come has no effect, which makes her even more frustrated. She feels that the praise for the magic stick in the circle of friends was wrong after all. .

"I'm looking for you to release Yiping, it's almost good." Lan He said, and asked again, "Yiping is fine when she sleeps with her dolls, but why are you not sleeping well? Are you too tired during the day, so don't give yourself a break? Too much pressure."

"Oh, maybe you still don't believe it, but I really don't know what's going on..." Shi Xuan pointed to the phone and said, "Wait for a while, I'll make a vlog about the release of Yiping. Now I'm chatting with my friend. Now, she wants to introduce me to a new folk master."

Shi Xuan looked a little distressed, "Actually, I want to go to a more formal place. Even if I am photographed by the media, at most I will be told to hide the marriage and propose a child. If I find someone who is more biased, if my mouth is not tight, I will say something. A female star has raised a kid..."

Lan He and Zhang Qingglai both laughed.

In fact, the last master I knew was also introduced by Xiao Cong. It didn't work. This is where Shi Xuan hesitated the most, but she didn't say it. what kind of."

The one named Xiao Cong quickly replied: "It's the out-of-the-box fairy. I just talked to that side. There are several out-of-the-box females in his company. I'll see which one to talk to you first."

When Shi Xuan heard this, she felt that it would not work. She even started a company, which sounded not as reliable as a time-honored brand. She prefers traditional flavors. For example, there are some new metaphysics apps. She doesn't like to use them, just because of face. : "Uh, whatever, is there any kind of person who has more experience, has been out for a while, and is famous..."

Zhang Qing glaze complained at the side: "You just said you want a front line."

Xiao Cong also heard that sentence, but said with a smile: "Old girl, you don't understand this, this so-called 'first-line' old fairy is famous and experienced, but a new disciple, look at things. That's right! Because the Xian family wants to be famous, at this time, the old Xian'er is the most inspirational. But you also have your worries, and sometimes the experienced ones are more stable and can help you solve your doubts. I see, I will find them for you. A half-new one."

Shi Xuan: "...Okay."

Xiao Cong pushed the business card to her: "You add him first, chat on WeChat, if you think it's good, then go to see things."

Shi Xuan had to chat with Xiao Cong because of Xiao Cong, and decided that as long as there was Lei, she immediately told Xiao Cong that she should stop introducing herself. Shi Xuan added the old fairy with a trumpet, and the other party quickly sent a paragraph:

[Zhenfutang, nine generations secretly passed down Ma Xian, ancestors passed on to the underworld, watching Xiantang, fortune-telling and divination, cultivating prescriptions, finding people, yin and yang house Feng Shui and other unique skills, welcome to consult and exchange! Mr. Zhang Dongdong's office phone: XXXXXXXXX]

After a while: "Hello, kiss, it was recommended by Xiao Cong? What do you want to check?"

Shi Xuan couldn't help but covered her forehead: Why does this have a strong charlatan vibe! She couldn't help but look at Lan He and Zhang Qing glaze, and sure enough, not to mention Lan He, even Zhang Qing glaze grinned happily.

Shi Xuan said speechlessly: "Uh, hello, I seem to have encountered a ghost hitting the wall before. After I came back, I didn't sleep well at night. Can you solve it?"

True Blessing Hall: "Of course, there are dozens of immortals in my hall, your matter is very simple, it belongs to the filth in the yin, not only bad sleep, but also bad luck, as long as you come over, it will be solved for you. "

Shi Xuan scratched her head frantically, and hesitated: "Uh, no, can I get to know first, you said that you have dozens of immortal families...?"

Zhenfutang: "Yes! Immortals see different things. Hu, Huang, Chang, Python, and Bei are all complete!"

Shi Xuan said weakly, "How come I heard Hu Huang Bai Liu?"

Zhenfutang: "Haha! You are talking about the four immortal families on the side of the capital. I came from the northeast. Although everyone has the same origin, they are still a little different. The clergy only partially overlap!"

Going out of the horse is also called watching incense and going out of the hall, inheriting the incense culture and shaman culture. The disciples who went out to the horse gathered in a group. Generally, there are at least Hu Huang Changmangbei Wulu Xianjia in the main hall, and there may be other animal immortals in the hall, which belong to the miscellaneous immortals.

Hu Huang and Chang Mang are easy to understand, sadness refers to ghosts, sad kings and ghosts. In addition, the immortals are also divided into departments, that is, four beams and eight pillars, and everyone has their own division of labor.

Shi Xuan thought about it and said tentatively, "Oh... If it doesn't work, will I get a refund? I'm also in the media industry, so I can expose you guys."

Zhenfutang quickly said: "Of course! I suggest you come over tomorrow... Hey, wait, wait."

After a while, he came back and said solemnly, "I'm sorry, I may not be able to receive you for the time being. Just now, the immortal family in the hall signaled that the local gods were summoned, and Huang Xian, who supported the hall, went to their unit for a meeting. I don't know when I will come back... "

Before listening to the voice, Shi Xuan angrily closed WeChat: "See, liar!"

Although she is superstitious, she is not that easy to deceive.

Lan He: "..."

He hesitated, that, Mrs. Hu was really calling Huang Xian for a meeting...

It's impossible for Lan He to tell the truth. The old fairy you are in contact with has real skills. You just don't know. Go and take out Yiping first and prepare to release him.

Shi Xuan was shooting a vlog with a mirrorless camera, while Lan He was holding a cardboard box with a toy car in his bag—he wanted to think about how to give Yiping this chance. Zhang Qingglai was there with the driver and assistant that day, and everyone left the hotel together.

"Hey, Lan He, where are you going?" Wang Mao was in the lobby, and when he saw them, he shouted with his arms crossed.

Wang Mao stopped the three of them, and talked about the attention of tomorrow's shooting, and asked them to prepare in advance, and said that Shi Xuan's state didn't seem right... Seeing that he didn't stop, Lan He put the cardboard box away.

In the lobby, some child actor from an unknown crew was playing, wearing costumes and riding a stroller, and suddenly burst into tears. Is it not common for children to cry, and the people who were talking didn't pay much attention. Lan He saw that there was a spider lying on the child's feet.

He was a little shadowy about the spider, so he paused for a while, and after a while, Yiping actually crawled out of the box, the spider got off the child's feet, and crawled in front of it, Yiping grabbed the spider , put it in your mouth and eat it!

Lan He was a little nauseated at first, and then thought, didn't this spider die by himself, was it tempted by Yiping? Is Yiping hungry, or does she want to help

Lan He hesitated for a while, but the next moment, he saw Yi Ping wow and spit out the remaining half of the spider. These days it eats clean fruit here in Lan He, and is a little unaccustomed to such heavy lifting. Taste it.

"Hey, Yiping ran out." Shi Xuan said, dodging a little in disgust. She still remembered that Lan He said that there were many germs on hedgehogs.

hedgehog:"… "

When the child saw Yiping, he cried even more than when he saw the spider, and hurriedly pedaled to turn around.

Lan He touched the toy car in his backpack, and suddenly he felt blessed, and he suddenly understood the word of chance, and said implicitly: "Children, be careful when riding."

It's also a car. The rest is up to Yiping herself.

I saw that Yiping, who caught the key word, was stunned for three seconds, then rushed out with agile movements that were not in line with ordinary hedgehogs, lying in front of the child's wheel.

The child didn't notice it at all, and pressed it all the way with full horsepower, only to realize that after pressing it, he abandoned the car and ran away crying.

Shi Xuan was about to cry and got goosebumps: "Why is Yiping..."

Hedgehogs will cry too, counting, counting!

He turned over, turned his back up, and could feel that after passing the test, the whole thing was different.

From now on, he is no longer a timid and vulgar hedgehog, but a white door fairy with Taoism! You can hold your head high and tell people that the century-old humiliation of the white door will be washed away from the white five—

Lan He picked up the cardboard box and put it on the hedgehog's head, "Yiping, why do you keep touching porcelain."

Bai Wu: "..."

In the darkness, he shed a little tear, and from then on I was no longer a timid and vulgar hedgehog, but a timid and holy fairy.

Lan He said to Shi Xuan and the others, "I suspect that Yiping has a skin disease, and her back is too itchy, so I always look for something to put pressure on."

He pulled the atmosphere back again, and Shi Xuan's tears also shrank back.

"The last time I searched, it said that the hedgehog has bad eyesight and is highly short-sighted." Zhang Qingglai also looked at it. "Fortunately, I didn't press it out. The car and the child are considered light."

Wang Mao couldn't talk anymore. He found Shi Xuan's expression was different, and he was going to go back and talk to Shi Xuan in private. Others took Yiping to a remote no-man's land, released it, and filmed the whole process.

Shi Xuan sighed while filming: "It's just a little bald, otherwise the picture would be so good."

Bai Wu: "…"

Lan He went to dinner with everyone before returning to the room again.

As soon as he entered the door and turned on the light, he saw a young man standing in the house with short brown hair and the same brown eyes. He was tall, wearing a black coat and gold-wire glasses, and his delicate eyebrows were full of tension.

Lan He's eyes stayed on him for only half a second, then quickly slipped past, closed the door as if nothing had happened, and walked to the table to sit down.

- What are you doing, isn't it released! how come back!

And the humanoid is not bald, it's not scientific.

"I... that..." Bai Wu hesitated, although he knew that ordinary humans couldn't see him, he turned his back and faced the corner, and then he spoke smoothly, "Although, you named me randomly and bumped into me..."

Lan He turned his head slowly and saw him talking to the wall, "??"

You mourning... No, Baimen, it's too self-closing, isn't it

Bai Wu didn't know that Lan He was looking at him, and continued to make a declaration: "However, if you don't bump into me, you will be crushed to death. Your words awakened me unintentionally, and achieved immortality. This is my white It is a rare luck for the door. Now that I have Taoxing, the white door will repay you with gratitude, and I will repay you."

That's not necessary. Lan He didn't expect Yiping to be so polite. He saw Yiping's body move and was about to turn his head. He quickly looked away and pretended to be looking out the window.

Bai Wu breathed a sigh of relief, okay, although it was a declaration that no one could hear, he was still not used to looking into people's eyes and saying it.

He even felt that standing in the corner was not enough to feel safe, so he squatted down, lowered his head and lowered his hands, and summoned his courage: "Ben, Ben Xianjia, should be able to bless you with a fortune..."

Lan He: "..."

God of Wealth, this kind of thing, can you be more confident? !

Bai Wu squatted in the corner and picked the ash from the wall, muttering: "So, I will come to see you often, but do you want to live in your house and be your guardian. I have to think about it again, I like to be hospitalized. Zili, you seem to have no fixed place to live, your job is unstable, and you can't afford a courtyard house."

Lan He: "..."

He felt a pain in his heart. It's okay if this hedgehog is not confident in his job. Is his thorn just piercing a small transparent heart

I can't afford a courtyard house, but don't forget, the animal world also says that the hedgehog's natural enemy is the fox. If you want to be beautiful, you can go to my apartment and be a guardian of the family. Do you know that if you want to be beautiful! ! !

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