After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Chapter 42: Teacher Lan He can still act?

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Chief Jiang He's influence is still high. Lan He also found out about this at home. Netizens knew about it, and they came to Weibo to ask. Even Lan He's agency came over at a loss to ask, does it really matter? Want to take the opportunity to do some publicity

Lan He sweated and quickly refused. Fortunately, the company he signed transparently is also small. If he really wants to do it, he will probably publish some media releases of Che Gulu's words.

Hu Qijiu was still managing parenting content on Weibo and asked him what to do with irrelevant content.

Lan He: "Anyway, stick to one principle and keep the character. Especially those who want to engage in superstition, they strictly refuse."

Hu Qijiu: "…"

Hu Qijiu: "You know I'm a fairy, right?"

Lan He: "Well, don't give me back your phone."

Lan He didn't take care of Weibo very much at all, he just kept it, and occasionally posted pictures and texts. Hu Qijiu just wanted to reply to the parenting content. After hearing that, he hid his mobile phone and said, "I'll come back if it's all right. Just give me some beans and play the landlord..."

Although there are three at home, Lan He and Bai Wu obviously will not accompany her to fight the landlord from time to time.

Lan He: "Twenty yuan is allowed."

Hu Qijiu lowered his head and replied, "I've never known Jiang He Daochang, don't come and watch me, unless your baby is sick; hello, the baby's crying has nothing to do with hell, don't be superstitious, it may be a lack of vitamin D and calcium, Have you ever basked in the sun…”

Bai Wu, who was squatting silently beside him: "..."

Hu Qijiu rolled his eyes at him: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen Hu Men asking for a living?"

Life is not easy!

It seems that the proportion of this matter circulating in the religious circles in the capital is even higher. Of course, the majority of the masters also consciously know the truth.

When recording the new issue of "Yanjing Sui Ji Ji", Lan He went out with a bird cage and met Ying Shao in the elevator. Ying Shao said: "Haha, I heard that everyone seems to have misunderstood the relationship between you and Director Jiang He, and thought that Director Jiang He knew you?"

Lan He: "... um."

"Don't worry, I know you still don't have faith." Ying Shao said inscrutably, "However, I can only say that the truth of this matter is beyond your imagination. Sometimes, if you can't see it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. ."

Lan He: "..."

Hu Qijiu couldn't help but get half of his body out of the matchbox and confirmed that he was indeed the fool next door.

It's beyond imagination, it's not that the old Taoist priest saluted Lan He's unfilial son, and Lan He didn't take any advantage.

Lan He moved his pocket and motioned her to go back.

Today, he not only brought Hu Qijiu, but also Bai Wu. Because of the shortage of manpower in the underworld recently, he asked them to go to temples and Taoist temples to work as porters. This is also a kind of practice, accumulating blessings and cultivating virtue.

Lan He took it with him on the way, so that Bai Wu would not dare to move after he went out.

Ying Shao left the elevator with a clear mind. This kind of mentality not only existed in him, but also in many mages in the capital. For a long time, they felt that they had seen the truth under a layer of illusion, without thinking about deeper logic.

When they got to the recording studio, Lan He let the two immortals go, and they went to help themselves. The bird cage was placed on Song Futan's car - Hu Qijiu was finally tired of playing, talking about how hard this bird is to learn, and he couldn't teach it any longer.

After the recording, Song Futan was going to send the bird to his grandfather. Coincidentally, his grandfather lived not far from the recording location, and it took a few minutes to drive there.

"I'll send the bird first, and then I'll send you back." Song Futan said.

"I feel like I'm bothering you every time..." Lan He didn't think so much the first two times, but Chen Xingyang said today, awesome, Teacher Xuanguang gives you every time.

Song Futan said quickly: "It's not troublesome at all."

He spoke so fast that Lan He laughed and got into the car silently.

In fact, they wouldn't chat all the time in the car. The previous time, Hu Qijiu and Bai Wu followed, and even when he was talking to Hu Qijiu, Song Futan listened and interjected from time to time. But natural and comfortable, like an after-work pastime.

Song Futan drove outside the alley and wanted to ask Lan He to wait for him.

Lan He thought: "I've already arrived at the door, I'll go say hello too, otherwise it's rude." The hedgehog breeding box earlier belonged to the old man.

Song Futan hesitated, "Okay."

Lan He helped him carry the bird cage and followed him into the alley. When he arrived at a Ruyi door, he saw the word "Peace" was engraved on the doorpin, and the lintel was decorated with exquisite brick flowers.

The door is only closed, and the entrance is a simple screen wall, and there is also a tank of fish.

There is a faint melodious bird chirping inside, and you can see the courtyard full of flowers and plants when you go around the screen wall.

"Grandpa?" Song Futan led Lan He to the inside, and saw that Mr. Dou was playing birds with some old friends, and there were several bird cages hanging in the yard.

"I brought Ling Queer." Song Futan introduced, "This is my friend."

Lan He hugged the bird cage and said hello, "Hello grandpa, my name is Lan He. I haven't thanked you for the hedgehog breeding box, and the bird." The bird was originally going to be sent directly to Mr. Dou, and Hu Qijiu wanted to play Just took it for a while.

"Ah?" Mr. Dou was obviously stunned for a moment, "... Oh, that breeding box is for you?"

He was still confused and didn't react, how could he be a boy...

"Yes, my hedgehog is living here." Lan He said, looking at the ropes on which the cages were hung, "Is it hanging here?"

"Mmmm, sit down, I'll make you some jasmine tea." Master Dou entered the room, Song Futan winked at him, knowing that he had something to say to himself, he let Lan He sit for a while and went in by himself .

Lan He took a small bench and sat down, and Mr. Dou's friends started chatting casually: "This is what Old Dou said, the one with the dirty mouth? Where is it for your family?"

Lan He nodded: "Yes, I have already come here, and sent it to the old man for conditioning."

"You don't look too big, but you are very patient. Correcting the bird will take some time." A bird friend said with a smile.

Lan He doesn't know how to raise her, and she's afraid that they can't talk to her about this, "Well, someone in the family seems to have raised it."

"That's not bad. The bird doesn't look very old, and he can learn some tricks from the old Dou's bird." Old Dou's bird friends said.

When the voices are programmed into a fixed sequence and can be repeated repeatedly, it is called a set of voices. The same is true for understanding the routine. Regular tweets are naturally more difficult and more valuable to appreciate than a single one.

"Birds are just like people. Spirituality alone is not enough. You have to worship famous teachers." An old man in a blue shirt said leisurely.

He was dressed simply, and the cage hanging beside him was also very simple, but when he said that, everyone else agreed and only muttered: "Old Zhao, I know your bird is the best, but your bird has not been accepted recently. New apprentice, what do you say?"

Lao Zhao: "I have to shiver."

Everyone: "… "

In their bird-raising circle, it is not an exaggeration to say that birds are respected.

In particular, the old men are more particular. If the bird of the other family worships the bird of the other family as the master bird, then he will treat the master bird of the other party as his apprentice treats the master.

People follow birds. No matter what the identity of the bird owner is, as long as the bird is well-tuned, at the party, it will be the most showy boss, the most beautiful old man in the courtyard.

—At present, the most beautiful old man in this courtyard, Lao Zhao is well-deserved.

There are many schools of chirping. They tend to be more north-south, and they like to teach birds to chirp. In the past few years, the chirping of birds was kept clear, and the order must not be changed. There can be no invalid noise. Of course, it's not as strict now as it used to be.

However, no matter which genre, the pursuit is:

The more and more realistic the bird calls, the better.

Like the birds of the old Zhao family, there are more than a dozen kinds of mouths, including the very difficult cock mouth, and several of them have been learned very realistically. People offered to buy his bird at 80,000 yuan, but he refused to sell it. He was reluctant.

Therefore, Lao Zhao Dese, everyone can only endure with envy when they look at his little bird.

At this moment, a few roosters croaked in the courtyard.

"cluck-cluck-cluck-"

"Huh." An uncle raised his eyebrows, "Whose egg mouth is so similar, this voice is valuable!"

There were no chickens in the yard, and the sound came from above. It was obvious that someone's bird had croaked out of its egg mouth, that is, the hen croaked. And it is extremely realistic. It is definitely not the kind of egg that is learned from audio, but the original and very similar to the egg.

There are many birds who learn egg-mouth, and it is rare to learn this level.

It is difficult to learn the egg mouth, and even leads to an exaggerated saying: a bird with a good egg mouth is worth at least one thousand, and two consecutive calls are worth two thousand, and ten consecutive calls are worth ten thousand.

Just as the old men looked around to see who it belonged to, Lan He stood up: "It's it..."

That is the spirit bird he brought.

He lifted the cage, and everyone was sure that it was it.

Moreover, what surprised them even more was that the bird did not stop, and continued to make seven or eight very realistic "clucking"!

The birds of the old Zhao family turned their mouths three or five times when they called. The more you can flip, the more valuable it is.

"Oh, yes, this one is well-learned and tastes like chicken. Isn't it raised with hens since childhood?" Lao Zhao also had to admit that the voice was really good, "Is there anything else?"

Knowing one kind is nothing, it's hard to eat eggs, but birds can't only eat eggs, and truth is the strongest standard.

Lan He didn't know what kind of sound was valuable. He only knew that the bird could make various kinds of calls for one or two hours a day these days, but Hu Qijiu said that it didn't learn much, so he said: "Only a little."

The bird had a mouth, and the old men were staring at it—

"This... why is it a boy?" Master Dou asked Song Futan while grabbing tea in the house, "Did it be transferred later?"

Song Futan: "It's always been to send him."

Master Dou: "..."

He said in confusion: "It's not like your cousin from the third grandmother's house. I heard that she and her partner have both gone abroad to live."

Song Futan: "Well."

"Well, what do you mean, you can make it clear." Mr. Dou stared, "You can't send my breeding box indiscriminately."

Song Futan: "…Does your breeding box have a special meaning?"

Master Dou: "It has it now!"

Song Futan was silent for a while, then said slowly, "The eight characters haven't been written yet."

Master Dou: "..."

It's actually true.

Mr. Dou held the cabinet and thought about it for a long time, "Oh, I said I don't care about you children, but this... this... I can't turn my head around, you kid... "

The old man was tangled. He claimed to be an open-minded old man ten years ago, but now he is in trouble. Probably because of Song Futan's physique, they were worried when they were young, and they are still worried now.

"Grandpa." Song Futan looked outside and said slowly, "After meeting him, I don't hate darkness anymore."

Not being afraid and not mentioning it is one thing, but no one can like this kind of environment. Song Futan has been like this for more than 20 years. Now there are not only ghosts, but also Lan He in the darkness.

Mr. Dou was stunned, a little shocked, and nodded slowly after a while: "Okay, okay..."

In this case, no matter how tangled he is, he has to bend over by himself, so he rubbed his face: "Okay, I... That is, what should I call him, I still don't understand... "

And it's embarrassing.

"As I said, the eight characters haven't been written yet." Song Futan reminded.

Mr. Dou was just about to continue muttering, when he heard seven or eight hens croaking continuously outside, and then he said "Hey" and jumped out in a few steps. He was so agile that Song Futan was so frightened that Song Futan hurriedly followed to protect him with his hands.

As soon as Mr. Dou went out, he saw Lan He holding the birdcage, and the newly-delivered sparrows were chirping with their necks. The voice was clear and loud, and the yard rang out as soon as they screamed.

After the egg mouth, there is a series of sparrows roaring in the forest, and then the magpies wake up in the forest, Li Que Zao, and woodpeckers, orioles, kittens, swallows, soap mouths... There are at least fifteen or six kinds. .

Its mouth is pure and clear, with very few noises, the rhythm of the routine is very good, and the number of times of a mouth can be doubled, and almost all of them are realistic. It is definitely a rare bird, and the old men are already intoxicated.

Lao Zhao was even more stunned. After the bird finished with the difficult and lifelike rooster call, he said in disbelief, "This, this, it doesn't mean that this bird will be a little bit dirty, and it has a dirty mouth. Do you need conditioning? This is a little bit?!!”

Lao Zhao's worldview was subverted, he calmed his heartbeat, and then asked anxiously: "This is, where did you learn it, Shi Niao is also from your family, or did you worship someone else?"

Birds are more than doubled, which is closely related to the division bird. There are also realistic tweets, which are also rare. Lao Zhao now has cats, hens and other animals at home, just to let the birds listen to the sound and learn to look like.

Although Lao Zhao asked Shi Bird, but with his understanding, he couldn't think of it, how could there be such a level Shi Bird in the capital!

When his family's bird first apprenticed, it took a few months to learn the basic routines, and it took another two or three years to consolidate and complete the apprenticeship. Rao is so, the routine is not as good as this bird who just graduated...

"That's right, I learned a few kinds at home." Lan He didn't know how Hu Qijiu taught him, so he could only bite the bullet, and didn't know why the old men were so excited.

"There is still a teacher bird in your family? Can you let me take a teacher? What about your family?" Lao Zhao said cheekily. The other old men were also excited, and they had the attitude of immediately serving tea to their teachers.

This bird worships the master bird, and the bird master also worships the bird master. Although the age difference is a bit older, they don't care.

Lan He forced a smile: "She's not very convenient..."

"Oh." Lao Zhao thought for a while, "Is it convenient to be a teacher bird?"

At this time, Mr. Dou had already grabbed it and held Lan He's hand, "No!"

Lao Zhao glared: "What are you doing!"

Why don't you do my thing! This is my grandson's (future) boyfriend! !

Mr. Dou howled in his heart, trying to show the style of the new generation boss - this bird will be his in the future, he is not the most beautiful old man in the new term, "First of all, this bird is going to be raised by me, and secondly, The bird is still in the stable stage, and now I am apprentice, what if I lose my mouth?"

Old Zhao is dumb.

"Right, it's for me, right?" Mr. Dou couldn't help but confirm with Lan He again, feeling like a pie in the sky.

Lan He: "Uh..."

"Good boy." Mr. Dou said with a smile, he was still struggling before, how can I get along with this child naturally, but now, he can only wish that this is his own grandson, and said to Song Futan, "Go and get rid of this child. When the tea is brought out, I have already brewed Lan He, are you thirsty?"

Song Futan: "..."

Song Futan brought out the tea to Lan He, only to see him surrounded by a group of old men as a guest. When he was putting out the tea, the old man grabbed his wrist and warned him with his mouth: "grab-tight-click-"

Song Futan: "..."

"It's here, I heard the bird's sound..." Hu Qijiu's voice sounded, and she saw her carrying her skirt and came in with Bai Wu. They had already finished their work and followed the sound to find Lan He.

When Lan He saw her, she immediately held up her tea and deliberately spoke to the old men, but she was actually saying Hu Qijiu: "I don't know how to train birds, I don't know how she trains them..."

"Training birds?" Hu Qijiu responded quickly, "I taught it myself!"

Lan He: "??"

Hu Qijiu said with his hips on his shoulders: "My Hu-sect practice, first learn the human form, and then learn the human language. To learn the human language, you must first learn the bird language, and learn the bird language of the four seas and Kyushu. Hey! This bird can't do it, I've only taught it seventeen or eight sets, so I won't be able to learn any new ones!"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He hurriedly said: "I think it should be more listening, more learning, and more practice, everyone must understand!"

He was a little unbearable under the siege, and stood up to say goodbye.

The old men are still reluctant to give up, especially Mr. Dou, Lan He is about to leave the inner courtyard, he is still whispering to Song Futan, and imparting the experience of giving more gifts, you can see that Lan He is smart and attractive to family members. versatile…

door.

Hu Qijiu and Bai Wu were also muttering.

Lan He found it strange that Hu Qijiu's one-sided chat was common, and Bai Wu's remarks were rare. He asked, "What are you talking about?"

Hu Qijiu said with a smile, "Bai Wu said that you and Xiao Song are a good match."

Lan He's heart skipped a beat, and his face became a little hot: "Hu, nonsense."

It seems to be really ambiguous recently... Could it be that an autistic person like Bai Wu can see it.

Bai Wu: "Look at how big and wide his yard is, you really deserve it..."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He: "Besides, you're dead."

Bai Wu: "..."

At this time, Song Futan also came out. In order to ease his mood, Lan He asked him, "What did Grandpa tell you."

"...Nothing, just to pay attention to safety." Song Futan felt helpless after thinking about it, and asked, "What did you say?"

Lan He: "...Same, I asked Bai Wu to pay attention to safety."

Bai Wu: "???"

Under Liu Chunyang's crazy late stage, "Chasing" also released its first trailer recently. Lan He happily forwarded it, and friends who had met in other crews before also helped him forward it, and mother fans were also quite supportive.

This trailer doesn't reveal too much information, including the first time Lan He meets, the male protagonist fighting birds. Behind the scenes boss.

Most people after reading it, think that the second male lead is a good teammate of the male lead.

Liu Chunyang's films have always received high attention, and the male lead Chen Xingyang is also popular and powerful.

Lan He's face is really suitable for the big screen, and it's not in vain for him to control his diet - in Yang Shi. As soon as the trailer was released, many viewers who didn't know him were impressed by this face, and even had a fascination to check the actor.

Topic: "Chasing" finally released the trailer! I love Liu Chunyang! !

Content: He is really good at filming, and I got Chen Xingyang for the first time. Forgive me, all the black history dances that lingered in my mind before... I feel like that kind of Pippi male protagonist when I watch the trailer, and sometimes he pretends to be forceful. It's really oily if he doesn't act well, but he's very refreshing and handsome. of. There is also a scene of an actor who is amazing. The young man who climbed over the wall under the sun is so amazing. I checked it and it's called Lan He. Li Wu is too sweet. There seems to be a lot of scenes. I am really good at this type, why did I miss it before!

1L: I just watched the trailer too. My mother watched it together. She likes Lan He very much and said she didn’t expect to be so young.

2L: My sister also likes Lan He very much, and specially opened the trailer for him...

3L: Uh, am I being ignorant? Seeing you say this, I wondered if I used to specialize in family dramas, so I missed it. But I just searched, and it seems that there is no mother-in-law drama

4L: My mother is different. After showing her the trailer, she said blankly: Teacher Lan He can still act

5L: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha they are funny, by the way, I suggest you to check "Parenting blogger Lan He".

20L: I'm the owner, I'm back, I'm sorry I just immersed in the ocean of knowledge, my daughter is only one year old... I saw a lot of knowledge points on his Weibo [cover face]

21L: I'm here to help blow Liu Chunyang. Can you all be upstairs

22L: The main building is the main building, "Yanjing Years Old" is about to be broadcast. After watching some Reuters, I feel that Chen Xingyang is still quite different from the movie, but Lan He is as sweet as the movie, and she will be scared and moved. The picture made me laugh... I heard that Chen Xingyu also made a cameo, but I don't know what role it is.

23L: I can't find any Lan He resources online, but watching the trailer is really good! They are very handsome when they release the pigeons, but their smiles are sweet and sweet. Liu Chunyang will bring them out for business promotion! !

24L: I rushed in and said that my former neighbor, the uncle, participated in this movie, or the technical director (?), he raised pigeons, and came back from the filming and told us that there was an actor on the set who had an ace pigeon physique. But he can't reveal who it is for the time being. Is it Chen Xingyang watching the trailer now

25L: It should be. He looks like he can command pigeons.

26L: Ace Pigeon? Think of bad things.

27L: What does ace pigeon mean that the pigeons like him