This look is like a pirate. A hook in his hand is a pirate... This is how much he drank, Lan He's mouth twitched and said: "Stop talking nonsense, you are a pirate, I am a regular army."
Cheng Haidong murmured: "Regular Navy... Can we issue tickets..."
Lan He: "??"
Well, it's become a navy again, and it's gone a hundred and eight thousand miles.
Seeing that Cheng Haidong was too drunk, Lan He looked out and found that the old ghost in the shroud did not go far, but peeked around the corner, "Come here and ask you something."
The old ghost saluted from afar: "Master, let's just say it, I'm afraid."
Many ghosts are afraid of evil, Lan He only said: "I will ask you, what are you dragging him to do, I don't think you are like a ghost."
The other party leaned against the wall and said aggrievedly: "Who told him to dig up my funeral objects, not to call me An Ning, I don't ask him to find anyone."
"You said that 'treasure bottle'?" Lan He asked, seeing him nodding frantically, she was confused for a while, "What did you say, this... Our Yin Division has already investigated it clearly, this thing was repaid for him by someone else, and it was only today. Get it, where did he dig it."
Cheng Haidong was so drunk that he was hung up by hooks, but these were all things he had talked to Lan He during the meal before, so there should be nothing wrong.
The old ghost rubbed his eyes: "Really? No way, I've been with him for more than three months since I stole things... Ouch." He seemed to react suddenly, "I just said that the front of the head is very strong. , I can't even do it, why suddenly... I can do it!"
Lan He: "..."
Lan He: "Did you just follow the treasure bottle without looking closely at people?"
He suspected that more than one person had been replaced. This was given by Cheng Haidong's friend. Although that friend liked antiques at home, he wouldn't go to the tomb by himself. Only when he came to Cheng Haidong, his yang qi was relatively weak, which was unfortunate.
The old ghost said embarrassingly: "I really didn't pay much attention, anyway, they are all men..."
"I will take it back to revive the soul. If there is any grievance, I will go to the Temple of the City God to register, and let him bury the treasure bottle for you." Lan He ordered.
"Hey, my lord, it's been a long time since the yamen of these four city god temples have been closed. There are only small officials, and no one can call me in charge." This is not only an old ghost, but also an old ghost with no news. If it is not for the tomb robbers, it is estimated I won't go out and walk around, and my memory is still stuck in the previous time when the Temple of the City God was destroyed.
Lan He laughed and said, "You can go to the Temple of the City God, but a new master will take office two years earlier."
The other party nodded suddenly.
Lan He dragged Cheng Haidong back and saw that there were a few people gathered outside the bathroom, and there were girls watching outside, covering their noses to probe.
Of course, this is not to see people go to the toilet, but to see strangeness.
Song Futan dragged Cheng Haidong's body out of the cubicle to induce vomiting. A man who was in and out of the bathroom saw it and called the hotel's waiter to help Cheng Haidong to induce vomiting. The movement was not small.
They held Cheng Haidong, and the waiter listened to Song Futan's instructions, and found chopsticks to stimulate his tongue, making him vomit into the trash can, only to see a pile of black and rotten things that could barely see their original shape poured into the bucket. A strong stench is emitted.
The waiter threw away his chopsticks and took a few steps back, almost spitting it out himself. Faced with that smell, I almost smoked him to death!
I don't know what it is. It's so big that people passing by and the guests in the women's toilet next door all cover their noses and roll their eyes, and among them, the curious are watching from the door.
I can still hear the waiter inside asking: "Why is he still not awake, he looks serious, either don't move him, vomit... wait for the ambulance to forget..."
Those who were kind enough to help couldn't help rushing out and went to the window to take a few breaths of fresh air.
The onlookers outside couldn't help but ask him, "What happened inside, did the toilet blow up?"
It's not that they are malicious, but the smell, it's too fierce.
The man shook his head: "Someone vomited, black rotten thing, chirp..."
As he recalled it, he felt nauseous again.
"..." Lan He hurriedly used the revival fan to make Cheng Haidong revive, and he quickly returned to his body.
Lan He walked out of the cubicle, covered his mouth and nose and said, "Why is it so stinky, Lao Cheng? What's wrong with you, Lao Cheng!!"
Song Futan: "It seems that he has eaten something unclean, and is inducing him to vomit."
The two cooperated flawlessly. The waiter recognized him and knew that the "Chasing" crew was holding a celebration banquet here today, so he hurriedly said, "Mr. Lan, is this your colleague too?"
"Yeah... hey, he's awake!" Lan He pointed at Cheng Haidong.
Cheng Haidong did wake up, and he was sobered up by the smell. Then he felt uncomfortable in his stomach, and vomited wildly again. There was no black color in the back of the vomit. Flat back.
"I... I'll go! It smells so bad!" Cheng Haidong staggered and rushed out.
The onlookers outside quickly moved away and looked at him strangely.
The cleaner who was about to clean up also plucked up the courage to rush in to clean up.
The waiter notified his colleagues, and the crew knew the news. Many people rushed over and were staggered by the smell, "Damn it, what's the matter? Old Cheng has diarrhea?"
"No, I vomited." Lan He said, "I don't know what happened. As soon as I came out, I saw Cheng Haidong vomiting wildly."
Cheng Haidong only slowed down a bit. After spitting up, he woke up a lot and struggled to stand up straight and said, "I, why did I come back... I thought I was going to die... "
After all, impermanence has appeared, but he can't remember the specific things, just remember some pirates, being dragged away... Hey, how did the pirates come
"I'm going, I'm going to die, I'll throw up garbage after eating it." The photographer boss scolded, "I'll call an ambulance for you."
"I think it's okay, but it smells... ouch." Cheng Haidong's mind was still a little confused, and he rubbed his stomach, "I, where is my treasure bottle?"
Lan He just picked it up for him and handed it over.
Cheng Haidong defended in an uncomfortable manner: "I didn't eat garbage! I just remembered that there seemed to be food in it, so I ate dumplings and apples again, but I was very supportive... Then I seemed to die and vomited again. "
He spoke upside down, but Yu Hangjia stared at the bottle in his hand for a while, then took two steps forward and grabbed it to take a closer look: "I said, where did you get this treasure bottle!"
Cheng Haidong said with a big tongue: "A friend gave it, an antique treasure bottle, Mr. Yu, you, can you read it..."
He still remembers Yu Hangjia's collection of antiques.
Yu Hangjia felt hairy and returned the bottle to him, "Xiaocheng, aren't you from the capital?"
Cheng Haidong: "No, no, I'm from Hunan Province."
Yu Hangjia pointed at the bottle with a strange expression on his face, "Although this thing is not too old, it is also an old thing... The main thing is that this is called a treasure bottle in the capital, commonly known as a choking food jar."
A southerner was shocked: "A shit jar?"
People are talking about it, no wonder it smells so bad...
Yu Hangjia: "… "
Yu Hangjia: "No! It's a choking, a choking choking. In some places, it is also called a clothing and rice jar and a sacrificial food jar. Here it is about seven days after a person's death. The descendants add delicious food to this treasure bottle, and finally put seven Small dumplings, an apple, and small cakes, then covered with a red cloth, tied with a red rope, and buried together. The old saying swears that you choked and the food jar is full, which means that you have eaten all your food and you are going to die. So, This is the guy that the dead will eat from now on, and it's... all the things the dead eat."
He asked Cheng Haidong: "Did you really... eat dumplings and apples?"
Dumplings and apples are placed last, but they are on top and eaten first.
The surrounding area that had been actively discussing about shit was silent for a while, and he couldn't help but move further away from Cheng Haidong.
Even Lan He was a little numb. He just listened to the old ghost saying that he was buried with him. I don't know what he ate. What did Cheng Haidong eat?
Cheng Haidong was half awake from the smell just now, but now he is completely awake, and shivered with fright: "I, I...I have eaten..."
When his thinking ability came back, he remembered more, and he said in horror, "I'm obviously tired of eating, but when I see there is food in it, I can't help but keep eating, keep eating! Keep eating!!"
Everyone had goosebumps all over, and Cheng Haidong's description also made people a little scared, especially when he thought of the rotten smell of what he spit out, which is more terrible than eating garbage.
Very few people who saw Cheng Haidong's bulging belly had a huge psychological shadow and felt that it was evil.
It's just that the jar looks clean and empty, and there's nowhere to eat. It's even more terrifying to think about it like this, but some people question it because of this, maybe it's because he ate stinky garbage, seeing that he was so drunk before.
Lan He, for example, said something in line with his personality at the right time: "I drink too much, and I don't know what I'm doing."
Someone said weakly: "Then all he vomited was in the garbage bag, otherwise he would look through the dumplings to see if there were any small dumplings?"
Everyone showed indescribable expressions, who would dare to flip that thing. And even if there are dumplings, it doesn't prove anything. It's normal for restaurants to have dumplings, and it's still the first month of the year.
"I heard from my grandfather that there is an earthen recipe, which is the food in the choking jar. It will be unearthed in a few years, and it can be used to treat choking and nausea." Yu Hangjia was too cold just now, but he thought of offering it himself. After becoming a home immortal, he has a lot of confidence, and even told stories, "Anyway, your treasure bottle is unlucky, you should deal with it sooner. Old antique shops don't like to do this business, for fear of being in this business after death. The underworld was beaten, and it used to be sold to foreigners who didn’t understand.”
Foreigners don't care much about this, and they think this small porcelain bottle is fun to play with.
Cheng Haidong rubbed his arms and didn't dare to throw it around. He gathered up the courage to put the jar in his bag, "Thank you, Mr. Yu, I see."
When he thought that it was his friend who paid him off the debt, he was furious. He was from another place and didn't understand it. Would the friend not know what it was? Just tell him the treasure bottle, not what the choked food jar, what does it mean? Should there be no taboo to hide it
Moreover, when I think about my confusion, it seems that there is someone dragging me away. Later, I met Lan Wuchang and said something to the other party before saving him. This is life and death!
Liu Chunyang slapped Cheng Haidong: "You, eight characters are too light! You can encounter so many evil things. Fortunately, you are in the hotel, and someone induces vomiting for you."
—Not everyone has the same physique as Lan He and Song Futan. For normal people, the frequency of seeing a ghost is just like visiting Hailan X’s house. Twice a year, the frequency is too high. .
"Isn't it?" Cheng Haidong also sighed in his heart, thanks to my chosen son, I have saved my life.
Yu Hangjia and the others thought Cheng Haidong had better go to the hospital for a check-up. Lan He helped Cheng Haidong, who was still a little empty, to go back to the banquet hall to get his coat, "Are you going to return the jar?"
"Don't think I'm too superstitious... I originally thought, let that buddy lose money," Cheng Haidong said sullenly, "but if you think about it carefully, it's alright, go back and find a place, bury the food and bury it. to people."
Lan He said "um", "You can make up your own mind, just ask for peace of mind."
…
After the incident of Cheng Haidong, the people who went to see it just now were not in the mood to eat and drink, and they didn't want to leave immediately, so they drank tea.
Mr. Long didn't go there just now. He saw that Cheng Haidong came back vainly to get his coat, and said he was going to the hospital. He was quite worried.
"It's alright, just now... I vomited. Fortunately, there are good-hearted people, as well as Teacher Xuanguang and Lan He, who induced vomiting for me." Cheng Haidong is also a person who has gone through several incidents, so he didn't preach what happened just now. " Don't worry, my boss will accompany you to the hospital."
After Cheng Haidong left, other people drinking tea would inevitably discuss whether Cheng Haidong drank too much or hit a ghost, or both, if nothing else, even if Cheng Haidong drank too much, what kind of rubbish could make him stinky? that way...
After the dinner, Lan He took Teacher Long out and heard her ask in a low voice, "Xiao Cheng ate dead food in the bathroom?"
Lan He's heart skipped a beat, "It seems that, anyway, his jar was buried with the dead."
"Then did you see the dead man?" Teacher Long asked, "Or did you rescue Xiao Cheng?"
She actually only heard clips, including fragmentary details, but her sixth sense told her that it might be related to her son.
Lan He was silent for a while, then said, "...Yes."
Teacher Long sighed: "Alas."
Lan He didn't know what to say.
"I don't want to stop you from saving people, it's your friend after all, it's just..." Teacher Long said, "You've also heard grandpa say so much. It's better to stay away from the genitals. Let's concentrate on work and improve acting."
As the name suggests, looting Yinmen is similar to eating underworld rice, earning dead money. In such an industry, there are too many taboos and too many dangers. If you are not careful, your life will not be saved.
Pity the hearts of parents in the world, Lan He glanced at Song Futan not far away, then thought of Miss Hu, Lao Bai and the others, and said to Teacher Long: "Mom, I have something I have to do, in the future... I'm sure Listen to you."
As soon as Teacher Long heard it, he knew that he was not only in charge of this matter today, but may have already been involved in it.
But she knew her son, and after hearing him say she had to do it, she was silent for a long time before she reluctantly said: "You promised the family, if you still have to do it, then mother believes that you have difficulties, but you must pay attention to safety, tomorrow I will I'm going back, I'm alone in the capital..."
Lan He was moved to tears, alas, mother still cares about his body.
Teacher Long: "... You should pay attention to finding a partner early. It is best to be brave enough to accept your situation."
Lan He: "..."
Lan He went black, "Okay, okay."
Don't worry, that courage is definitely enough...
Mr. Long stayed for a few days and flew back to Hunan Province. As soon as she left, Yiping breathed a sigh of relief. Teacher Long was so fierce, if Lan He knew that his injury was not ready to stop him, he would have to brush him with a brush.
Lan He also regained his energy and was ready to do things at hand. He asked Bai Wu to write a letter to Gu Erzhen, and prepared to distribute the ashes of the golden top furnace.
Right now, we can also put together the villa for Hu Qijiu, Lan He disassembles the courier, and uses tools to assemble it together with Song Futan.
When the fight was almost over, a call came, Song Futan walked to the side to answer, but at this moment the doorbell also rang, Song Futan went over to look at Maoyan, but there was no one outside.
Haunted again
Song Futan opened the door casually.
I saw Gu Erzhen half squatting on the ground: "Master—"
Song Futan: "..."
When Gua Erzhen looked up and saw Song Futan, he was stunned for a while, probably not expecting that it was him who opened the door. Song Futan walked away after opening the door and continued to answer the phone.
"Gua'er is here, come in, then you can also call Ying Shao, he lives opposite." Lan He said, he was still busy, and said to Hu Qijiu, "Hu Xiren entertained him. Now, I'm almost done here."
Ying Shao, miserable, lives opposite the big hooligan. Gua Erzhen thought that he was also pitiful, turned around and knocked on the door next door, called Ying Shao out, and the two entered the door together.
Hu Qijiu was still sitting on the sofa like a mummy and playing with Lan He's cell phone, still fighting the landlord, she raised her hind paws, rushed Gu Erzhen and the others, "Sit—"
Gu Erzhen took off the rind cap cautiously, and bent over to Hu Qijiu. Hu Qijiu's performance that night made him still fresh in his memory...
"Wait a minute, Zun's family is still building the luxurious God of Wealth Building for this fairy." Hu Qijiu's claws were still bandaged, and he showed off, "Bring a cappuccino to the guests!"
I saw that the two cups on the coffee table began to steam at once, and Gu Erzhen was overjoyed and took a sip.
Ying Shao also took a sip, then wondered: "Didn't you say coffee? This is hot water."
Hu Qijiu was furious: "When this is your house, do you still want to drink coffee?!"
Ying Shao: "..."
Damn, you said it yourself...!
Lan He: "..."
He came over and snatched the phone from Hu Qijiu's paw, "She plays a lot of games, but I really don't have coffee at my house, do you want orange juice?"
Ying Shao was cowardly again: "No need, no need."
"It's okay, I want it." Lan He went to pour orange juice for Ying Shao.
Ying Shao is not a natural person. Now he sometimes encounters colleagues who come to ask about the master, and sometimes he is asked by relatives about your big star neighbor, and he has to act in front of his juniors and brothers... He is almost schizophrenic.
The real person Gua Er whispered: "Sister Hu Xian, do the two masters live in the same place now?" That day, the two of them were just talking about it. Song Futan came to open the door today. Think more.
Ying Shao remembered his previous jokes, and felt that he knew too much. If Yu Ji knew how much he knew, he still couldn't help but talk about his own divine prophecy: "I have long felt that this floating Lan cp…”
When Lan He came back, he quickly shut up, but saw Lan He was still staring at him strangely. He probably heard it, and sweat dripped from his back: "I, I am, that..."
Lan He said unhappily: "Fran, what Fran, you should learn less from the accent of our Hunan Province people. NL is prejudice regardless of NL, so I can read my lines without any problem!"
Ying Shao: "...Yes, yes."
Lan He took out the jar given by Mrs. Hu and put it on the table, "I will divide it according to the head, do you have any opinion?"
After he finished speaking, he found that Gu Erzhen was staring at him, "... according to the head."
Gua Erzhen: "Oh!"
Lan He divided the incense ashes, and Ying Shao, Gua Erzhen and his wife, Bai Wu, Hu Qijiu, Song Futan, and himself, each got a portion and bottled it.
Gua Er Zhenren stuffed the incense ash into his clothes with his two paws, and hid the treasure.
Bai Wu was holding the jar, and his mind was full of promises from our white door. This is the incense ashes of the old lady!
Hu Qijiu limped to her villa with the bottle, ready to hide in it, stroking the newly built villa, she was overjoyed, who has lived in such a big God of Wealth Building? A luxurious three-storey villa, the three floors are connected, with the incense burner on the ground floor, the nest in the middle, and the terrace and game area on the top floor, which is much higher than the funeral gate!
Song Futan had finished the phone call, walked back, and said, "I'm going to record the last issue of "Yanjing Sui Ji Ji" soon. In Miaogan Mountain, it may take two or three days. go?"
Hu Qijiu supported the villa's back, and said, "No, no." She hugged the villa, and said with attachment, "I'll stay with my fox villa, and I won't go anywhere."
The God of Wealth Building is really big, and the real person Gua Er showed an envious look, and even Bai Wu raised his head and looked up at the majestic Hu Qijiu at this moment...
Song Futan has already started to pack the box.
When Gu Erzhen saw it, he couldn't help but read: "Solid wood structure, luxury cat villa..."
Hu Qijiu: "..."
Topic: Song Qiyun is about to start a new play! !
Content: After reading the latest reports, preparations are already underway, and the script has been written. It is said to be a fantasy theme.
1L: I knew it earlier. Some time ago, I heard from friends in the industry that Song Qiyun is super diligent, and I heard that the investment is quite large.
2L: Wow, it's worth looking forward to. Waiting for the casting to be another bloody storm.
3L: _(:з)∠)_ It seems that Zhang Xunchun recently, can you take a sip of Lan He to play the villain of Song Qiyun's new play, I really want to see his fierce appearance again.
4L: Isn't Wang Mao's "Dream Geometry" going to be broadcast some time later, he seems to be a villain too, I'm looking forward to it, I like the dark and brutal one _(:з)∠)_
5L: Looking forward, I saw Wang Mao promoting, saying that Brother Xunchun is also a big villain in "The Geometry of Clear Dreams", I haven't seen enough "Chasing" and can wait for "The Geometry of Clear Dreams" to air, hahaha, Director Wang will seize the opportunity very well .
6L: Wang Mao and Liu Chunyang are also buddies! I want to say that the two of them won't be the villains chosen together, it's a tacit understanding!
7L: I also want to breastfeed. Our brother (Li Kui-mian) should be a villain professional, I don’t know what the villain of Song Qiyun’s new film looks like! In other words, Lan He did not record "Yanjing Years Old" with Teacher Xuanguang, maybe... Let me dream.
8L: Right, isn't it a good relationship? Maybe!
9L: No more poisonous milk. Although Lan He's acting is very good, it's still a bit difficult to play the second male lead at Song Qiyun's place, isn't it
10L: Ben Hepinge also wants to see the fierce brother Lan He, but I feel that Director Song's drama is really not good, hum, I just hope he can get more dramas after "Chasing" becomes popular... The front of Little Transparent Company The little transparent actor has no assistant until now.
11L: "Chasing" is really hot. A bunch of people rushed in to play Lan He's role in Song Qiyun's play, but Lan He had a conflict with Xuanguang. The media knew that it was from Beijing Satellite TV. In "Yanjing Sui Ji Ji", the two of them didn't interact at all, not even polite.
12L: These news have clearly refuted the rumors. That is the time when lss said that when the media went to verify, Lan He said that they had no conflict and they had a good relationship!
13L: Holy crap, you really believe it, that's obviously ironic, connotation. When have you seen Xuanguang "get on well" with people? Manual funny.jpg
14L: So all fans of this show can look forward to it, only Heping pigeons can wash and sleep.
15L: … … lost in thought.
The author has something to say: Song Futan: I want to wash and sleep, at Xiaolai's house_(:з)∠)_