Liu Shisan has been fighting for so many years, and he has never seen Lan He and Song Futan play like this. Is he poisonous (snake venom) or are these two poisonous
Although the paper meerkat is made of paper, it can be used for a while, and with the blessing of Song Futan's Zhu Fu, it fully demonstrates the power of knowledge and the restraint of natural enemies.
Meerkat mainly eats snakes, and also has the ability to resist poison, like pit vipers and cobras. I saw that the giant meerkat grabbed Liu Shisan by seven inches, causing him to hang in the air.
It also caused the Great Immortal who was bitten by Liu Shisan to vacate.
The Great Immortal: "..."
However, this was too stubborn, and Liu Shisan spit out the Great Immortal.
The Great Immortal rolled twice on the ground, rubbing off the snake saliva—it was poisonous, and it jumped away quickly. He turned into an old man in white, and bowed his hands to Lan He, "Hold him for now, I will save him and wait for the formation again."
Lan He suddenly realized, ah, the Great Immortal looks like this...
I saw that the beard and hair of the great fairy were all white, the long hair was smooth and shiny, and the complexion was ruddy. He had a pair of round and small thick-bottomed glasses on his nose. What flashed in his eyes was not the light of wisdom, but the faint tears when facing human beings. Light.
"..." Lan He kindly looked away first, "Do your best."
Because he came out to participate in the award, he not only did not bring the paper, but also did not bring the Rinzai stick given by the immobile master, but only tightened the chain.
Lan He stretched out his hand and unfolded the spirit sentence, before placing it in front of the mages, so as not to disturb Liu Shisan. Song Futan wrote a paper talisman and wrote "I don't know if it's not water", so that Zhong Kui's painting could avoid being wet by the rain!
The group of mongooses attacked and bit Liu Shisan. Although Liu Shisan was bitten by seven inches, he didn't know if it was because the other party was just paper. It's just a flash of golden light on his forehead and a crack on his body. Liu Shisan had to be wrapped tightly and hang him slowly, which took longer than Lan He thought.
While Liu Shisan was trapped by the paper meerkat, the Great Immortal went to detoxify the few mages who were overturned by poison, otherwise there would be a life-threatening worry.
Bai Xian was good at healing. When the Great Immortal was treating, Lan He continued to origami, kept throwing paper mongoose out to make up, and then enlarged by Song Futan, there was always a paper mongoose entangling Liu Shisan.
Liu Shisan was extremely manic. Although his brain was not as fast as Humen, after fighting for a while, he thought that it should be restrained from the source.
Lan He stopped his movements, ducked to the side, and with a flash, he arrived at the pool.
He focused on guarding against Liu Shisan, who knew that his ankle was suddenly entangled, and when he looked down, he saw that it was a weeping willow on the river bank.
Lan He fell forward, holding the grass roots in his hands. The willow branches were extremely powerful.
Song Futan saw it, he wanted to go to Lan He's side and cut off the willow branch, but he moved towards Liu Shisan instead.
Liu Shisan glanced at him: "Little monk..."
Song Futan did not refute that he did not become a monk. It was common for him to be recognized as a monk and a layperson. Originally, the monks wanted him to become a monk.
Liu Shisan's tail swept over, he dodged twice and stopped, and stabbed Liu Shisan with his backhand.
Liu Shisan was also apprehensive about this sword, and when he turned around to dodge, he saw that a soul-sucking cord suddenly appeared in Song Futan's wrist, and the other end was wrapped around Lan He's hand, but in the middle, it was on Liu Shisan's snake. circled twice. Therefore, when Liu Shisan moved, Lan He was also pulled up. The willow branch was originally ordered by Liu Shisan and broke.
Lan He was pulled directly in front of Liu Shisan, and Song Futan and Song Futan pulled the soul-eating cable that bound Liu Shisan. Liu Shisan already had several ropes that the Great Immortal had put on him, but now he has several more soul ropes.
"Cunning!! Thief is bald!!" Liu Shisan said angrily, ignoring Lan He's argument for his boyfriend that he was not bald at all.
It turned out that the little monk was trying to put a rope on him just now. The enraged big black snake said something, and those wicker sticks stretched out longer, entangling the huge paper meerkat.
He glared at Lan He with his eyes: "I came from the east, and there is a pool of water on the road. In the water there is a dragon with nine heads and eighteen tails. Ask what it eats, it only eats cheeky little devils..."
- The snake's mouth is wide open!
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As for the soldiers outside, after talking to Sikong, he immediately found a young soldier who belongs to the tiger year, and gave the order to go in and listen to the monk's instructions, no matter what you see, don't panic.
The young soldier was named Yang Hu. He ran in in the rain, a flash of lightning flashed across the sky, and the park was illuminated for a moment. At this moment, he saw a huge black snake and two figures dragging the black snake with iron ropes. , but after the electric light disappeared, the figure disappeared, and only a big black snake remained...
Yang Hu couldn't help but swallowed. He was too bold, but it is said that it is human nature to be afraid of snakes. Snakes move silently and attack suddenly. Human ancestors were very afraid of snakes, and they also inherited this fear with genes.
And this snake, unlike ordinary snakes, is extraordinarily huge. He has been outside these days, and of course he can't find the truth while performing his mission. But at this moment, he couldn't help thinking, why a big snake should be so cautious, and the monk, the strange voice he heard before, he came into contact with a magical Is the world...
The male and female protagonists on the big screen are still having fun, the blue sky and white clouds are falling in love, which is completely opposite to the current scene, and there are still a few people lying on the ground... Yang Hu's shocking eyes retracted from the black snake, he still remembered the instructions of his superiors, and dared not do more. After thinking, he ran to the Fufu Mage: "Hello, what do I need to do?"
Master Fufu is doing two things with one heart and can't speak at all, Sikong said instead of him: "Put out your hand!"
The word snake was written on Yang Hu's hand, and Si Kong handed the rope with a rubber-covered talisman to his hand, and hurriedly said, "Hold on, stand here, and don't move no matter what."
Yang Hu nodded vigorously, and just after he got the talisman, when he looked again, there were a few more figures on the scene. It was the figure he saw during the lightning just now, and there was an old man, but this time he saw it clearly , one of them was wearing a hat, just like the impermanent ghost in the story, and finished while hiding: "Be careful, be careful he puts poison!"
Yang Hu only felt his face go numb. He stood on the spot holding the talisman and the rope tightly. Then, he saw the big black snake opening its mouth and peeking out. It is reasonable to say that the sudden attack of the snake is difficult to avoid, but impermanence. Not only did the ghost dodge, but he scratched the big black snake with his long nails, then turned over and rode on the black snake's back, loudly saying, "Ouch! Snake skin!"
Black Snake: "..."
The black snake didn't speak, but Yang Hu always felt that it was speechless.
The impermanent ghost, although it looks disgusting to the touch of snake skin, still sits on the snake, tightly restraining the black snake with a chain, and the other black-clothed ghost holding a sword with both hands stabs it, cutting the black Snake seven inches!
Yang Hu's eyes widened and he stopped breathing.
However, the big black snake was clearly stabbed by seven inches, and the wound was blackened, but it was not fatal at all.
After being thrown away, the impermanent ghost looked at it, and the coat was corroded and a little tattered. This snake is poisonous to the touch.
why is it like this. Yang Hu was in a daze when he saw an old man in white and whispered, "Let's start."
Yang Hu didn't even react, because this sentence was very unlike an order, until Sikong said loudly, "Attention, it's starting!"
The Great Immortal has already rescued the wizards, and they no longer have the ability to move. They only have one ability: to call someone.
The Great Immortal stood back to his position and chanted the spell, feeling a little bitter in his heart, because at this time he had actually missed Liu Shisan's life, but the matter had come to this point, it was impossible to do it all over again, so he could only bite the bullet and continue: "General Zhao Lei , Summoning Thunder Soldiers, Raising Thunder Drums, and Felling Thunder Spirits... Take the five thunders and go fast!"
Yang Hu only felt the heat in his palms, the ropes in their hands seemed to glow with electricity, and the big black snake groaned and stood upright, shadows shrouded everyone, making Yang Hu feel that they would be swept away in the next moment. His position was actually the closest to the black snake, but he remembered Sikong's words, his legs were nailed to the spot, motionless.
The silver electric light danced along the rope on the black snake skin, and the big black snake tumbled painfully on the lawn, rolling up the grass that had not yet taken root, and the smell of barbecue came.
At this moment, Yang Hu felt that the snake seemed to... It seemed to glance at himself.
Seeing Yang Hu's scalp going numb, this snake is like a human being. No, it's not so much a human nature as it is a demonic nature. It is intelligent but very demonic. Then, Yang Hu felt a sense of soreness rising from his legs. He thought of a saying in his hometown, that the python wraps around the waist and the snake wraps the legs. I thought about it in between, I'm afraid it's a snake demon.
Yang Hu unknowingly sat on the ground and let go of the talisman in a numb way.
When the electric light suddenly stopped, he was just a mortal person. Although Liu Shisan's strength was already rising when he couldn't hold back the living child, even though he had specially chosen the zodiac sign.
There are not enough manpower, not only people, but also people who can eat this bowl of rice.
Lan He thought about the distance of his body, then stepped back two steps: "Wait, I'll go..."
"Do you want to change your body to form a battle?" Liu Shisan shook the rope on his body and said madly, "Go! Life is impermanent, come here to make you become a real ghost, and you will be my cook in the future!! Tell you, I won't pay you, and I won't make you full!! I'm going to put you in the stone... the jade crevice in the Dragon Palace, only to be able to come out for a while while cooking!!"
The big black snake roared, and slapped its tail again, and saw Sikong also jumping forward, slamming into the street, and his legs were sore and sore like Yang Hu. Yang Hu is an ordinary person, and Sikong is still a little short of his master, so the only thing missing is two.
Liu Shisan wasn't surprised that he could call Lan He a broken identity, the Great Immortal could see that he was impermanent. He is more concerned about the lack of two people now, should Song Futan be on top
Daoist Jiang He was holding the phone, so he could move his hand, and sent a text message to his disciple, but he didn't know if he would be able to make it there, and whether it would be enough to form a formation...
It was at this time that two cyclones blew over.
A fox jumped out first, turned into a girl in red, and grabbed the rope in Sikong's hand. Bai Xian, who walked out of the other whirlwind, raised his glasses and took the rope from Yang Hu. Once tightened, Liu Shisan was fixed again.
When the Great Immortal saw them, he immediately said, "No, no, you two..."
Hu Qijiu took out a sub-bottle, which contained golden-topped ashes, "It's alright, I have medicine!"
The Great Immortal: "..."
How effective is the golden top furnace ash, the great fairy is dumbfounded, the Hu family is still bold and cruel enough to rely on that I healed myself before you killed me...
The Great Immortal looked at Bai Wu again.
Bai Wu Mosquito said the same: "...Me too."
Lan He: "..."
Lan He can't stand it anymore, isn't it bad for you to be domineering at this time, so what do you call me
Hu Qijiu grinned, and his canine teeth glowed with a cold light: "Master Immortal, I'm afraid this formation is not enough. Someone has to attack its weakness."
Lan He: "It's also difficult, just now... he couldn't cut it seven inches."
It refers to Song Futan's sword just now.
Hu Qijiu said: "It's not seven inches! Liumen's cultivation, spirituality is all in the head, we all smash Liumen's head when we fight, so you can see that Liumen is basically not very smart..."
I don't know if Hu Qijiu was deliberately provocative, or if he was habitually speaking like this, Liu Shisan was furious when he heard it, and twisted violently: "Bold fox!!"
Hu Qijiu's claws were about to dig into the mud, so he could barely stand, turned his face reluctantly and asked Lan He, "What kind of painting is that in the Zun family? It's interesting."
Lan He: "That, Dou Chunting's 1982 top spiritual sentence."
Hu Qijiu stared at him.
Lan He: "... not good!!"
Hu Qijiu grabbed the rope with difficulty: "There's no need to wait at this time!"
Lan He: "You put it simply!! Do you know how long it takes to earn millions!!! Wait a minute, I'll work hard first!"
He's been in the dark for so long, and he just turned red! Didn't save a lot of money!
"Chaozhentu" is only burned by Gu Er, and he can't be compensated if Lingjian is burned. He is not a rich second generation like Dou Chunting, and he can easily count dozens of millions. Can you save this money
Hu Qijiu: "…"
It's not that she didn't want to talk, but she didn't have the strength to speak, so she could only give Song Futan one last glance. He thought it was outrageous, it was obviously the stuff of his boyfriend's cousin.
Song Futan was also speechless, distressed that Xiaolai was so frugal, and wanted to say stop fighting and just burn it.
But I heard Bai Wu sobbing, and while pulling the rope hard, he said: "Zunjia, don't let it go, it's all my fault!"
Song Futan: "??"
He said slowly: "No, it's my fault, you are still a child."
"No, it's my fault!" Bai Wu cried, "I live in the God of Wealth Building but I didn't let the Zun family make a fortune. I have to worry about money, woo woo woo, I didn't do my job well..."
Song Futan: "..."
Lan He's head is big.
On the contrary, Daojiang Jiang He lay on the ground and raised his hand: "Hey, I'll pay, you can burn it."
He all felt puzzled that this old master was so impermanent, which was already surprising. Then, given his status in the underworld, why would he be in a precarious position in the underworld? If he showed some skills in the world, wouldn't it be easy to make money
The other two mages also nodded: "Hurry up, hurry up."
I didn't see how the snake was struggling, it would be too late.
"Okay." Lan He sullenly said, he folded the bright red Zhong Kui painting into a paper coat and burned it, only to see Lingju turned into paper ashes, wrapped around his venom-corroded coat, and in an instant, it became A bright red robe.
Lan He, dressed in red as fire, jumped on Liu Shisan, and Zhong Kui's strength was empowered on him. He folded his hands and slammed down, his elbow hit Liu Shisan's head, seemingly light, but Liu Shisan suddenly crashed Collapsed, his head smashed into a hole in the mud.
Lan He clenched his fist and slammed the top of his head twice, and with each slap, Liu Shisan let out a miserable cry, and his body became a little weaker.
Hu Qijiu's eyes lit up and screamed, "Zun Family is awesome!!"
Daoist Jiang He nodded slightly: "Lateral life is formidable." After knowing that life is impermanent, his words were different.
Song Futan also sighed, how can someone dress so beautifully in white and red at the same time...
Liu Shisan was tied up only to be smashed, and he was already panicking. He hated from monks to old mourners and then to Lan He. !"
If he breaks his head, his cultivation will be gone.
Lan He looked at Master Bai Daxian: "Master Daxian?"
Master Bai said in a low voice, "You know the rules."
Liu Shisan said bitterly, "That's what we want to talk about? Okay, I'll stop right now, and I'll never harass you again, but you can't give me nothing, so let me sacrifice it and let me finish the trick. That's it."
He really understands the rules, and he has made a lot of concessions. This is the posture of sincere negotiation, "Well, and..."
Liu Shisan looked around and said unhappily: "Since you have defeated me, then in the future, you will place me in this impermanent home and be enshrined."
It sounded as if he had been wronged.
Damn, you still want me to be a cook, Lan He whispered, "You think too well."
Liu Shisan: "?"
Mage Fudo, who had not spoken for a while, slowly opened his eyes and said, "The location of the Central Zhenwu Bridge was leaked by you. It is a plan for the capital. When this bridge is built, you must guard the Zhenwu Bridge for us for a century."
Liu Shisan: "..."
Liu Shisan was furious and was about to struggle immediately: "Fart!! You dare to call Benlong a bridge beast!!"
Before he could move, he was pushed into the soil by Lan He again, the electric light also crackled, the smell of barbecue became stronger, and the big black snake flattened in pain.
Master Fufu: "Cause and effect cycle, retribution is unpleasant. If you didn't call yourself a dragon, which led to the gathering of many families, I don't have to expose Zhenwu Bridge to refute rumors and ask you to guard the bridge, shouldn't I?"
The moment he refuted the rumor, he had already decided that if Liu Shisan could be subdued, then Liu Shisan should be a security guard in this park.
Liu Shisan didn't expect it to be like this, but he couldn't move his entire body, only the tail twitched and regretted in his heart.
Master Fufu asked, "Can you agree?"
Liu Shisan looked at the electric light on his body and Lan He's fist, and said unwillingly, "... Can we still finish the show?"
Master Fudo smiled: "Yes. As long as your Excellency is willing to guard the bridge, there are still many scenes to watch."
Liu Shisan was silent for a while, and said, "I hate living under the bridge the most. Then you plant a big tree beside the bridge, and I can sit on this tree during the day - I can't even imprison Benlong's activities, right?"
"As long as the Xianjia can guard this bridge, it's okay to come and go." Master Fufu said.
Liu Shisan breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately their request was not so maddening, "Yes, then when you build the bridge, put a snake slough of mine in it, and I can sense it at any time, and also make your town hidden. specific location."
Master Fufu nodded: "Very good, very good."
Lan He also said: "Also, you have to say, why did you come here, is it someone instructed?"
Just as Liu Shisan was about to say, his eyes rolled, "One request for another, if you want me to answer this question, you have to promise me and give me a fragrant pagoda."
This is nothing, Lan He agreed casually: "Yes."
Liu Shisan: "I didn't instruct you, you are building bridges recently."
Lan He: "Really? Then you've cultivated well, how could you wake up?"
Liu Shisan quickly said: "It's another question. This question is important. I want to answer it. You will continue to provide me with delicious food in the future!"
Hu Qijiu spit, shameless, lived outside, didn't have access to the sewers, and wanted to beg for food.
As expected, Liu Xian's brain is not very good, Lan He said in his heart, there is no time limit, then it counts for him to light three incense sticks for his birthday every year, sighing and saying in a difficult way: "Okay!"
Liu Shisan was overjoyed and said, "Actually, I don't know, I just felt hotter and hotter, and I woke up. This may be the greenhouse effect mentioned in "The Geometry of a Clear Dream"."
Everyone: "… "
Pretty good at learning and using.
Lan He was speechless. It turned out that Liu Xian was asking for a price indiscriminately. He looked at the snake and was really uncomfortable, especially the touch of the snake's skin.
However, Liu Shisan didn't look like he was lying, so it was really just a coincidence that he woke up and found this place
Lan He jumped off Liu Shisan's head, and the Great Immortal also took away the formation, only to see Liu Shisan transformed into a young man in black with long hair tied behind his head, a gloomy face, beautiful eyebrows but with Angry, with a scar on his cheek.
Lan He stared at it for a while.
Liu Shisan was proud in his heart, but he was really shocked by his dragon face.
Lan He: "...you really got beaten in the head!"
Liu Shisan: "*&￥#@￥!"
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Now that we are talking about it, Daoist Jiang He was helped up, looked at Lan He carefully, and said with emotion: "I didn't expect that Mr. Lai is impermanent, and we didn't know anything about it. It's really low-key."
Lai impermanence has never been mentioned, and generally there are very few people who are impermanent in the industry.
Liu Shisan snorted and said irritably, "You're blind, don't you all know him?"
Chief Jiang He: "??"
All the mages were shocked. What do they mean by knowing each other? Could it be that the impermanent Yang World identity was originally from the religious world in the capital
Who would it be, Daomen? No, raising a family fairy, is it a fragrance
Still not right, they all know...
Since they know each other, they must be famous in the industry, so how can they not remember it. At this moment, I really can't think of which person they all know, and maybe they have this ability, which one is it
Everyone stared at Lan He suspiciously, wondering if it was a psychological effect. At this moment, he really felt that he was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember it.
Do we really know him
Lan He: "..."
He had originally planned to revive his soul, and changed his body to help form the formation. Liu Shisan had already said it, and he was quite calm. It can be considered a once-in-a-lifetime familiarity, alas.
I was just thinking about continuing to deceive the old men. I wonder if they can deceive them. Will they react like Ying Shao
"I really don't know." Chief Jiang He scratched his head vigorously, and his messy bun was about to be completely loosened.
As he was talking, on the big screen that had been playing "The Geometry of Clear Dreams", the heroine's brother appeared again, his mouth was covered by the hero, his neck was strangled, and only a pair of eyes were exposed.
At a glance:
The eyes of impermanence.
The eyes of the big, big actor on the big screen behind him.
Correspondence before and after, exactly the same. If you can't see clearly anymore, and if you don't know it, you're really blind.
Masters: "..."
... Come on, I really know each other! ! Not only them, but their whole family and their neighbors also know each other! !
The author has something to say: Hu Qijiu: Of course I know, the respected family is a big star! !
Lan He: The vest is a thing, you get used to it when you drop it.