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I! Mo Shuyao! A well-known ghost and animal brother who broke the station, the source of happiness for countless people.
One day I woke up on my 1.8-meter bed studded with diamonds, and found that my fans had tricked me into making ghost videos again.
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My millions of sand sculpture fans have recommended me a sand sculpture drama as a material—
Annual tearjerker, brush every day, eternal classic!
If you don't watch it, you will cry, but after watching it, you will cry~
I Jiang Yingdi's famous work, the ancient sand carving style, I beg Lao Mo to kill him soon! …
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I looked at the fans' comments indifferently.
As a fat man who has been laid off and has nothing to do at home to make ghost and animal videos, I can't help feeling that my fans are really harmful to people in the past few years.
Search the Internet and open Baidu Encyclopedia—
It turned out to be a divine drama from three years ago, with a score of 3.8 on Douban, starring Jiang Ran.
Today's Jiang Dayingdi.
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I downloaded the first ten episodes.
After all, I am a professionally trained grandma in the ghost animal area. No matter how ugly the show is, I have to watch ten episodes before making a video, unless...
Of course not unless! I am a trained professional grandma (sure face).
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I saw Jiang Ran walking towards me in a leopard-print sequined suit, with wash, cut and blown hair and a pinch of yellow highlights.
He shook his head at me, so flowing hair.
He threw me a wink!
Oh~ I turned off the video with a blank face.
But the picture in my head couldn't help but start to reverse, double speed playback, super invincible double speed playback...
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Coupled with a brainwashing divine song, the eating effect is even better.
Baby~ your mother keeps saying I'm old-fashioned~~ so I asked Mr. Wang from the village entrance to perm my head~~ she won't come and break me up~~
My lady~Kill Matt! Kill Matt! Wash, cut, blow, wash, cut, blow, blow~
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"..."
I really love my fans, let me meet such a handsome male god.
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I struggled to open the video again.
The domineering CEO Jiang Ran got into his million-dollar... Toyota car.
His bony and slender fingers stroked the car logo on the steering wheel, and slowly started the car.
Well, this standard 15-second car commercial was shot pretty well (smile.jpg)
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Jiang Ran answered a phone call, holding the phone in his slender hand and steering wheel with one hand.
Eh wait! Screenwriter, have you ever had your driver's license
The driving is not standardized, and the relatives cry two lines!
If you hit someone, you can be convicted of a traffic accident and go to the police station for five or six years.
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Sure enough, Jiang Ran's car almost ran into an old woman.
At the critical moment, our heroine, Mingjie, made her debut, grabbed the old lady, and circled romantically in the air.
So he got his wish and was knocked ten meters away.
The heroine dies, the whole play...
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Ah bah, I underestimated the screenwriter.
I saw the hostess carrying her newly bought Chinese cabbage and carrots, performing several consecutive backflips and landing perfectly at 360 degrees.
this! this…
Tactical back.jpg
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Jiang Ran got out of the car and said disdainfully: Oh, woman! You interrupted my international meeting!
The hostess raised the Nokia and gave him a slap: You are too much, rich people can't afford it! If you hit someone while answering the phone while driving, I will send a space to report you!
Jiang Ran couldn't help saying that the overlord's upper body, covered the heroine's mouth and pressed it against the wall: Damn woman, I know you are coveting my billions of assets! I'll give you a monthly subscription of yellow diamonds, and give you another one million Q coins, and get out of my world from now on!
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? Jiang Yingdi, one million virtual coins is the world of your rich people
I glanced at the progress bar, only four minutes had passed.
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A few seconds later, the computer fell to the ground with a thud.
A voice echoed in my head—
What kind of sand sculptures are these riding horses?
My eyes are going to be blind, and I am still a ghost, a fart!
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Wait, just kidding, it's important to make money to eat.
I picked up the computer distressedly and turned it on.
Fortunately, there is no blue screen.
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I'm a trained professional granny, no matter how ugly the drama is...
Wait, my landlord called and urged me to pay the rent.
very nice.
macho tears.jpg
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After a day of fierce fighting, I looked at the table that I smashed out of the hole with distress.
I'm sorry, when Dad has money, I will... fix you up.
I went to the toilet to wash my face, and dripped my beloved Zhenzhen Ming.
I think I should also cherish my own life.
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This is a collection of rural inspiration, grievances and grievances from wealthy families, business wars, car accidents and amnesia...a murderous gymnastics TV series.
I don't understand if Jiang Yingdi three years ago is as short of money as I am now.
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I put my head down and started making videos.
I'm a trained professional grandma and I don't throw in the towel.
I can only paralyze myself like this.
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Are these writers weird
Halfway through I stared at the screen in meditation.
The styling is already bad enough, why do you have to make such a bloody plot
Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?
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Finally, a day later, I sent the video to the ghost animal area.
Oh, by the way, please allow me to insert an advertisement, welcome to pay attention to my broken station account, and give me a quality three-link.
There are all kinds of ghost and animal videos.
Anti-depression once a day.
After all, I took the risk of being blind to make a video, just watch and cherish it.
What if one day I am really blind
The author has something to say: The article is purely fabricated and has no prototype. If you think there are bugs, please leave me a message or continue reading, I can basically make it clear in the text. The slag made a show of gratitude to Daga~