After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 10: Jiang Ran wants to take me to the gym

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When we met the director, his assistant pulled us into the group.

Wen Zhao came in first, he couldn't wait to say hello, and I saw his refined selfie profile picture at a glance.

In the mouth area, a big man takes a selfie and whitens his skin. I'm afraid this man is not crooked, he is still a 0, right

I thought to myself that you and Jiang Ran are a match made in heaven, and I will lead the red line for you some other day, and let Jiang Ran make you gay.

Hey, I'm such a clever little skr.

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Then the system prompts, "I often think about one or two" to enter the group chat.

Often think about one or two? Often think about one or two

I read that name several times in my heart, and suddenly felt awe.

Isn't this the ID that I only encountered when I went to the vegetable market to sell vegetables and scan the QR code to pay my aunt

Comrade Jiang Ran, how old is your year

I didn’t even dare to click on his avatar, for fear of seeing the middle-aged aunt’s favorite emoji, holding a holy lotus in her hand, with “good health” on the left and “safe life” on the right...

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But I still clicked in and took a look.

In a pond overgrown with reeds, Jiang Ran stood upright, holding a fishing rod in his hand.

This is his WeChat avatar.

His personal signature is as follows: The taste of the world is Qinghuan.

… I almost couldn’t hold my phone from laughing.

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Jiang Ran was beside me, squinting his eyes: "What's so funny?"

I quickly exited his personal homepage, put the phone behind my back, and said it was all right.

"That's good." He nodded thoughtfully.

Pfft, this kid with the soul of a middle-aged uncle really makes me laugh to death.

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However, when I quit the group chat interface, I found that my circle of friends had 10 more likes.

I opened it and saw that it was all ordered by Jiang Ran.

My expression froze instantly.

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As a graduate of a prestigious university, my circle of friends is full of bigwigs, and I'm a laid-off, unemployed fat man...

No more talking, people are more popular than others!

I'm such a miserable man.jpg

So I haven't taken care of Moments in the past three years, so what Jiang Ran sees now... is the things that have grown grass in my college days.

! ! !

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Jiang Ran came up to me and asked, "Is this little girl your idol? Do you like her so much?"

"nonsense!"

Jiang Ran's expression was very serious: "Then what exactly do you like about her?"

"I like everything about her!" Hearing this, I immediately turned into a brainless fan, and proudly puffed up my chest, "I would love her even if I were to play a sand sculpture Mary Su, can you do it?"

Of course he can't! I think back to his sand sculpture drama, which is simply poisonous to the soul.

It also gave me several nightmares.

Jiang Ran frowned when he heard the words, and asked earnestly, "Sand sculpture...isn't it a derogatory term?"

? I almost died laughing at him.

My child, it's 9102, why are you still living in the last century

So I enthusiastically gave him popular science and said: "This is called love to the depths and naturally black."

"Oh..." Hearing this, Jiang Ran suddenly lowered his eyes, stared at the phone screen and chuckled softly, and pursed his lower lip involuntarily.

He actually showed that doting expression unabashedly

Facing the phone screen

I was suddenly curious as to what could make this veteran cadre show such an expression.

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When I was having a YY in my heart, the director brought a martial arts instructor and called us over.

"This drama has a lot of action scenes. It is recommended that everyone do warm-up exercises every day before filming to avoid injury."

I don't know how to exercise at all, I just stand there blankly. Wen Zhao pressed his legs back and forth on my left, and Jiang Ran split his mane left and right behind me.

Wait, Jiang Ran is... practicing Tai Chi

I saw Jiang Ran's intoxicated appearance and skilled posture, as if he was independent from the world.

My manager frowned: "Brother Shuyao, you should move too!"

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"Oh oh oh." I agreed repeatedly, but I didn't know anything, so I tried to stretch my muscles and bones, and my old waist trembled violently.

"Ouch!" I almost sat on the ground with my legs limp.

Seeing this, the martial arts director asked me seriously: "Well, when you took on this drama before, didn't the economic company ask you to exercise a month earlier?"

"..." There is no fitness in the fat house world.

After realizing that the stretching and splitting course was long and difficult, I covered my face in pain.

Sure enough, you will have to pay it back sooner or later.

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At this time Wen Zhao also started to mock me: "Yes, Brother Shuyao, you are an amateur with no foundation, and you don't know how to put in a lot of hard work. I think you are going to be in your third year, right? Tsk tsk tsk, you are not good at your age." You are younger than us, even if you become a hero like this, you will have no future."

Hearing this, I felt even more distressed, and even almost cried.

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Unexpectedly, Jiang Ran suddenly stepped in front of me, and interrupted Wen Zhao coldly: "What is hard work? Apart from being the lead actor or screenwriter, Mr. Mo has been changing the script day and night for the past month."

ha? Wen Zhao and I were dumbfounded at the same time.

Jiang Ran said again: "The script you are seeing now is all worked out by him. Wen Zhao, apologize to Mr. Mo."

? Jiang Ran, an old cadre, actually ran out to defend me

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Whether it was the newcomer screenwriter three years ago, the dead fat house in the past three years, or the amateur actor now, I have silently endured too many supercilious and cold stares.

Hearing Wen Zhao say sorry to me, I was actually a little moved.

Jiang Ran, are you the lawless man sent by the Galaxy Dance Association, ah, no... the fairy dancer

Just when I felt that there is still true love in the world, the next second Jiang Ran's words made me petrified again.

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Jiang Ran turned his head and said to the martial arts instructor: "It happens that I live with Mo Shuyao, his limbs are relatively stiff, and I can practice with him every night."

WTF?

I instantly had a black question mark face.

The martial arts instructor was a little surprised, but in the blink of an eye he smiled and said, "How can this bother Jiang Yingdi?"

But Jiang Ran said lightly: "It's just a little effort."

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Don't be fooled by his upright appearance! Hearing this, I just felt the hairs on my back, and idioms flooded my mind——

Men who know men go up, strong men lock men, men with wings escape, two men advance and retreat, men who ride tigers go down, all men tune in, men are divided into men's dorms, men's nature is shifted...

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Oh Xie Te, Jiang Ran, are you going to gay me openly?

I turned my eyes to the agent for help.

Unexpectedly, my agent said: "Mr. Jiang is such an excellent person who personally guides you, it's really cheap for you. Brother Shuyao, you should learn more from him."

What? study? I learn a fart!

Whose agent is your special meow? !