After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 15: He looked at my old waist

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Today I was filming the scene of the quicksand tomb. When I walked into the booth carefully built by the props team, I was moved to tears.

This crew is simply too conscientious.

Sure enough... money can turn ghosts around.

However, after seeing the script, I was dumbfounded.

Why the hell are you? ! The director actually added back the emotional line I cut off

My smile froze instantly.

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The thing is like this, when I was young and ignorant, I let Xiao Shou fall into the quicksand and arranged for the poisonous snake to bite him hard on the waist in order to deliberately avoid wheat bran.

And only Gong's saliva can detoxify him.

As a matter of course, Gong, a thousand-year-old single old goblin, was attracted to sex when he was wounded.

But as the screenwriter and starring role, I was going to exercise my privilege at that time!

How could I give Jiang Ran my precious old waist?

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I immediately jumped up: "Director, when we were discussing the script, we said that the wound was bitten on the wrist. Why did you change it back to the waist?"

The director patted the script vigorously: "Are you so embarrassed to say that? As a senior screenwriter, you actually changed the original work randomly. When the time comes, the filming is not satisfactory, and the fans of the original work will scold you. I will serve as a shield for you!"

I'm going, this guy actually questioned my screenwriting ability

I was furious: "Director, how can the script and the original work be compared? This scene is too irritating, Dad of Radio and Television..."

But the director interrupted me disapprovingly: "Mo Shuyao, I suspect that you have never read the original novel. This is the turning point of the hero's emotions. If Jiang Ran and I hadn't put forward this precious opinion, I would have been fooled by you Passed."

"What? Jiang Ran's opinion?" Hearing that, I almost committed seppuku.

The director still couldn't get enough of it and said: "Jiang Ran is an actor who became famous at a young age, and his understanding of the original work is too thorough."

Shet.

Of course he was very interested in showing the crispy duck!

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"It seems that the screenwriter Mo Da really hasn't read the original work?" Jiang Ran seemed very proud, and took the hardcover book with Lao Tzu's name printed on it from his agent, "The fans gave me a lot, why don't you take a copy and study it?" ?”

Learn from you! I tactically leaned back: "You don't really read the full text, do you?"

Jiang Ran nodded confidently, and said slowly, "I'm really thankful to my fans. I'm not used to the typesetting of online articles. I finished reading the physical book within a week after sending it."

! ! !

As my own father, I feel ashamed when I look back, let alone the book in Jiang Ran's hand...

Published in traditional Chinese, authentic and with illustrations!

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Just when my heart was full of grass and mud horses, Jiang Ran opened the book and turned a page skillfully.

Then, I heard him chanting in the voice of the broadcast: "At the very moment, Shen Linhe swung a long whip in his hand, wrapped his waist and bound him tightly. It seemed that he touched Chen Mingge's wound, He snorted and murmured: 'Uh...don't, it hurts...'"

I, I go! !

He is like an artificial mentally handicapped man with no emotions, reading with great interest while holding a book.

Even the "ah, don't" is rendered extremely decent by his authentic voice.

My worldview collapsed in an instant.

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After a long while, I found my voice and yelled, "Get out! Fake Squid! Jiang Ran, shut up!"

Jiang Ran closed the book with interest: "What I'm reading is the part I'm going to shoot next, it's so touching, why don't you let me finish reading it?"

Heh, I won't forgive you even if you blow my rainbow farts and blow up my book to the sky.

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Seeing that I didn't answer, Jiang Ran picked up the long whip made by the props group, rubbed it carefully and said: "This prop is also made with great care, it is exactly the same as what is written in the book, especially the handle part."

"..." I don't know if Jiang Ran has watched the episode.

This damn thing, but the one who tied up my little shou... the culprit!

Ever since I promised my fans to code the episode, I can no longer look directly at these thick and long things.

But Jiang Ran looked at it like a work of art.

With this expression, Jiang Ran is either really gay, or he is young and doesn't know what sex is like.

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The director called us to film.

Alas, alas, alas.

Hanging on the wire, I began to pray for my poor old waist.

After several hours of acting in a daze, the famous scene finally arrived.

The long whip in Jiang Ran's hand wrapped me around, and then I was hung by Wia into his arms.

In order to play Xiaoshou's fragility and injury, I had no choice but to sacrifice my life and fall into Jiang Ran's arms.

Emma I'm going, what a shame! It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever done in my life!

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Unexpectedly, the director stopped suddenly: "Mo Shuyao, you should be softer when leaning against Jiang Ran's arms. Your character is poisoned and will die."

"What??" I still haven't shaken my shame.

The director waved his hand: "Shoot this one again!"

I, I go!

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Now I really can't calm down.

I just played so well!

Director, are you blind or have you accepted Jiang Ran's money? Is there any justice in this world

I want to report! I want to sue!

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I was repeatedly forced to throw myself into Jiang Ran's arms four or five times, and the director finally let me pass.

Then the director asked the staff to come over and make up the wound on my waist.

I was stunned: "Director, you want to shoot close-ups??"

"If you don't shoot close-ups, the picture is too dry."

"..."

Before I could react, my waist was already chilly, and the paint rubbed me itchy.

But the staff even boasted in a low voice: "Brother Shuyao, your waist is really white, and you are bulging but not fat. It feels very comfortable to pinch at first glance. You just walked out of a book. I heard that you used to be a The screenwriter often stays at home, why didn't he gain weight?"

WTF?

I was shocked when I heard this, and I thought that all the people in this production team have read my novels, right

Jiang Ran said leisurely behind me: "Teacher Mo pays great attention to restoring the original work, and he exercises on the treadmill every day."

I can't wait to punch this guy flying.

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After putting on makeup, the official shooting began.

I was carried horizontally by Jiang Ran and placed in a relatively safe tomb passage.

"Wait!" I suddenly thought of an important thing, "Director, I want to borrow my seat! Never let Jiang Ran lick my waist!"

"This is acceptable."

However, I can still feel the oppressive breath behind me, spreading from my waist to my heart.

I seemed to see Jiang Ran's burning eyes on my poor old waist.

Pain and breakdown were written all over my face.

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