After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 16: There is no evidence to suspect the car, but I am panicked

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Finally, after this disgusting sequence, I breathed a sigh of relief and boarded my little broken station ready to find some fun.

The director finally realized his conscience, and praised: "Mo Shuyao's eyes were well handled in the last few shots."

Even Wen Zhao, who had always despised me before, came over to ask humbly: "Brother Shuyao, you have made great progress since joining the group for half a month. Can you teach me how to find a sense of drama?"

Hehe, now you know how powerful I am

"Do you want to know my secret?"

Wen Zhao nodded impatiently.

I pretended to be secretive, and beckoned him to come over.

After he got closer, I leaned into his ear and said, "Watching the ghost video..."

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"What are you two doing?!"

Before I finished speaking, Jiang Ran came out of nowhere and abruptly interrupted my words.

There was actually a bit of sullenness in his eyes, as if he wanted to eat me up.

"Then what are you doing?" I asked sharply.

Wen Zhao quickly explained with an apologetic smile: "Brother Shuyao is teaching me the magic weapon of acting."

Jiang Ran's face softened slightly when he heard the words: "Does he still have a magic weapon for acting?"

But I frowned, thinking when did this old cadre learn to be sarcastic

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So I beckoned to Jiang Ran: "Then come here, and I will teach you too?"

Jiang Ran lowered his head, seemed to be smiling, then regained his composure and walked towards me.

"Are you ready?" I smirked and winked, secretly clicked on a video, and put it in his ear.

"Um."

Afterwards, a song of Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, tuned by me, played at double speed, and with the volume maxed, exploded in his ears.

Jiang Ran was obviously frightened, he flicked away, and rubbed his ears shaken by the music.

Hahaha, damn it, you deserve it!

His manager rushed over immediately: "Mo Shuyao, why are you so crazy! President Jiang is deaf, can you afford it?"

I blinked and said innocently, "Jiang Ran wanted to learn from me how to improve my acting skills. My method is to watch ghost and animal videos, relax my body and mind, and return to my innocence, so I can naturally perform pure and beautiful performances."

The audience was silent.

In fact, even I feel that this lie is a bit untrue.

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Jiang Ran waved his hand at his manager, pointed at my phone screen and said, "What song is this? Japanese?"

"That's right, my wife sang it very well."

"You can't sing, what are you talking about?" Jiang Ran's manager scolded me, "Return your wife? Did you agree?"

"Eh? Hey!!" I was almost speechless by his anger.

Heh, you haven't seen the fighting power of an otaku, have you

Especially an otaku like me with a strong learning ability.

Coincidentally, it has been a long time since I used Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss as a BGM for ghosts and animals, and I still miss it very much.

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So I began to writhe with the magical melody, humming in my mouth.

Ah~ My second wife's voice is really sweet, much better than this group of dead.

"Wow, Brother Shuyao can dance and speak Japanese." Wen Zhao was surprised.

My agent couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I didn't expect to be a senior otaku."

I couldn't be happier with their response.

Thinking about it, I couldn't help being intoxicated, stepping on the spot with the music. However, when I was intoxicated, it seemed that I stepped on a round thing under my feet.

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"Ahh!" I fell back uncontrollably, there was nothing around me, and there was nothing I could hold on to.

It's over, it's over, shouldn't I be struck by lightning before installing 13

Could this be the so-called being handsome for less than three seconds

Just as I was praying to God and praying to God, I heard someone calling my name.

Then my waist was supported, and I was suspended in the air in a half-down posture.

! ! !

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The person in front of me gradually became clear.

It was Jiang Ran.

"Many, thank you hero for saving me, help me up quickly..."

But he frowned, and looked at me with great interest: "So you have a foundation in dancing?"

My old waist is almost broken, why does he still look very happy

I took a breath: "That, that's what happened in the past, hurry up, I can't do it..."

He grabbed my shoulders and straightened me up.

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Just as I was rubbing my old waist in distress, Jiang Ran asked, "Why is your waist still so hard after practicing dancing?"

"I practiced in college, and then I injured my ligament. Are you happy?" I replied impatiently.

Jiang Ran rested his chin on one hand, remained silent for a few seconds, and said slowly, "Fortunately, seeing that you danced just now shows that your waist is recovering well; you can still breathe so steadily while singing and dancing, which shows that your physical strength is also very good."

When he said this, he lowered his eyes and his expression was extremely gentle.

? ? I have a chill down my back.

Jiang Ran, I suspect that you are engaging in pornography, but I have no proof.

But I was very panicked, the kind of panic that exploded on the spot.