After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 18: A Real Guide to Sow Care

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However, what I never imagined was that after performing the magical circle of God, love, there would be a scene of falling into the water in the afternoon.

I haven't been in the water since I was dog-planing in the river in elementary school, so now, I would rather turn around in circles all afternoon than fall into the water...

But the director is already gearing up, ready to throw me in.

I hugged myself in distress, and shed tears of technical content.

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In the original book, in order to promote the development of the relationship line, I resolutely let my little shou soak in the water for a long time, and was unconscious when he was caught by the attack.

In this classic moment, how can artificial respiration be missing

But now, it is absolutely impossible for me to let that dead Jiang Ran touch my mouth, absolutely! right! No! meeting!

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Fortunately, this time the director found out his conscience and agreed with my adaptation, and asked Jiang Ran to use his magic power to relieve me.

Thinking of this, I closed my eyes, straightened my limbs, and walked away with peace of mind.

Mo Shuyao was a decent person in his previous life.jpg

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Ah bah bah bah bah! Why is this water salty, and why is it so cold

As a fat man who hasn't swum in decades, I'm like a personal machine... Oh no, it's a weight, I choked on several saliva without warning, and sank gurgling.

I glanced at the camera.

Day, what's the point of being unconscious? I will be drowned if I act in my true colors!

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I tried to take a breath, but when I slid, I sucked a long dragon into my nose.

Cough cough cough... I feel like I ascended to heaven in place.

I really want to kneel down and beg the director to let Jiang Ran get me up quickly.

When the fish cry, the water knows that I cry, who knows

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Finally, Jiang Ran came to scoop me up.

He held my waist, and I subconsciously spat out a stream of white foam.

And then there is no more...

? Jiang Ran, what are you moaning about

Could it be that he really wanted to drown me half to death and give artificial respiration

Damn it, die!

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After tossing for a long time, I finally lay flat on the ground.

Jiang Ran lifted my upper body and began to impart his mana of millions of special effects.

"Stop, stop!" the director interrupted suddenly, "Mo Shuyao, why are you still sitting up straight when your character is dying? Come and lean into Jiang Ran's arms!"

"..." I raised my eyelids, wondering if this director would feel uncomfortable all day if he didn't do anything

I think I should take him to a dermatologist.

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Just then a cool breeze blew.

I was wet all over, gritted my teeth and shivered.

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Jiang Ran poked my waist: "Mo Shuyao, you have been soaking in the water for too long, cooperate with me and finish the trick quickly, don't catch a cold."

With the heavy costume on my body, I was already a little dizzy from the cold.

But I am strong and strong, Mo Shuyao, how can I bow to the gay forces

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Seeing that I didn't respond, Jiang Ran directly grabbed my shoulder and forced me into his arms.

! ! I shrunk my neck, terrified. But Jiang Ran's body was warmer than mine, so I shook my body and leaned forward.

His wicked claws started to walk on me.

Damn it, it's not a gentleman not to take revenge.

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By the time the filming was over, I was unconscious.

I don't understand, is this crew endorsing the core values? Why is everyone working so hard

A movie king doesn't need a stand-in for acting, how many hours does it take for an actor to fall into the water

This world is too crazy.

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The staff quickly gathered around and handed Jiang Ran a blanket and ginger tea.

I sat aside indifferently, watching them show affection to Jiang Ran.

Suddenly Jiang Ran said: "Leave me alone, Mr. Mo has been in the water longer than me."

Only then did the staff remember that I was such a poor kid, and threw me a blanket, which I quickly picked up and wrapped around my body.

Then they brought a cup of ginger tea.

Hiss, it's hot...

I shook my hand and couldn't hold it steady, and the brown liquid flowed all over the floor.

Ah, Mo Shuyao, are your hands pig's trotters

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Jiang Ran immediately took a new cup and sat beside me.

"Are you okay?" He patted my shoulder.

I smashed my mouth, my throat was tight, and I couldn't speak for a while.

"Ahem..." I responded with a series of coughs.

He frowned: "Mo Shuyao, did you choke on the water?"

"It's okay." I rubbed my Adam's apple.

Jiang Ran handed the ginger tea to my hand: "Drink a little, moisten your throat."

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I took a sip of the tea and felt a little warmer in my body.

"Is it better?"

I responded lightly.

Jiang Ran nodded, seemed to be in deep thought, and turned to look at the director: "Director, the show is suspended tonight."

? Hearing this, I almost dropped this cup of tea again.

Because Jiang Ran's sentence is not a question sentence but an imperative sentence.

Damn, Jiang Yingdi, you are gone.

Unexpectedly, the director frowned, hesitated for a few seconds, and nodded in agreement.

! Jiang Ran, what are you so special about

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Just when I was in a daze, Jiang Ran found a few blankets from nowhere, pressed my head and rubbed it violently, and then wrapped me around a few times, sucking up most of the water.

"..."

Given that I was really not feeling well, and Jiang Ran's technique was too skillful, I was wrapped into a ball by him and stuffed into the nanny's car before I had time to swear at people and summon my Falk squid.

There were a few little assistants beside him screaming excitedly: "Jiang Ran is so kind, I want to marry him!"

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I go! Jiang Ran, you wait for me, I will never forgive you when I recover from illness.

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"Go back to the hotel, take a shower and rest quickly." He told me.

This kind of common sense question can be understood even if you don't talk about it.

Want you widowed

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When I got back to the hotel, I took a shower and fell asleep.

It feels good not to have to work overtime.

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I don't know how long it took, but I was sleeping like a dead pig when I heard someone knocking on the door.

I woke up for a while, and found that my body was so weak that I couldn't use any strength, and my throat was so sore that I couldn't even say a word.

Day, don't you have a fever

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It was completely dark.

Jiang Ran shouted anxiously through the door: "Mo Shuyao, are you feeling well? Answer me quickly!"

If I can still speak, I must curse to death and get the hell out.

Unexpectedly, the next second, when the doorknob was turned, Jiang Ran rushed in.

! ! !

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Because I live alone all year round, I don't have the habit of locking the door. I didn't expect this bastard to take advantage of the loophole.

He rushed in, I guess my face is quite red now, in his eyes, I must be a petite little girl waiting for gay.

Oh, the mouth area.

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He just glanced at me and put his hands directly on my forehead.

"Do you have a fever?"

Take advantage of others! !

My throat was so uncomfortable that I couldn't make a sound, so I could only give him a blank stare with all my strength.

Jiang Ran immediately picked up the phone and called his assistant: "Hurry up, bring me the cold medicine, and bring me all the medicines that can be bought in the hospital!"

"You don't have to worry about my affairs!"

I was so anxious that I yelled out loudly, maybe because I was too hard, I yelled a broken sound.

In an instant, I felt a pain in my throat like a needle prick, and I coughed violently for a while.

"How can I ignore you now that you are like this!" Jiang Ran also yelled back at me.

... Do you want to play the domineering president

I gave him a nasty look.

I think the sand sculpture drama three years ago is very suitable for Jiang Ran.

Forget it for a lifetime.

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In the end, the dead guy really stayed in my room and didn't leave. When the assistant brought the medicine, he first shot me with a temperature gun.

"You are 39 degrees."

I moistened my throat and barely said "oh".

While looking for medicine for me, he asked, "Why are you in such poor health?"

I have a sore throat, too lazy to talk nonsense with him.

I used to be a fat house, I ate and slept, I didn’t work so hard for a long time, of course I was sick from overwork.

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Jiang Ran was skillful, boiled water and soaked medicine, then helped me up and found several pillows for me to cushion.

I saw him rushing in and out, but unexpectedly... he is still very good at taking care of people.

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After making ghost and animal videos for many years, a piece of BGM that fit the scene sounded in my mind.

This world is too crazy, movie kings even act as babysitters for others, Qi Delong~ Qi Dongqiang~ Qi Delong's dongdelongdongqiang~

I care about you, care about you, and serve you. I am not only afraid of you, but the key point is now that I am afraid of your mother!

Drink water, shut up and rub your legs~ kiss the old ghost...

Eh wait! Something seems wrong...

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"Why are you still so happy?" Jiang Ran handed over a cup of potion.

When I saw the tenderness in his eyes, I felt like a thunderbolt.

Ahh, I went to Peat's sow postpartum care, I actually entered the wrong BGM!