022
Lao Mo's production must be a high-quality product, and the seven-minute video rushed to the front page in an hour.
Although it is not the first time I have won this award, I still look at the comments habitually.
Hey, wait, my video actually attracted a bunch of Jiang Ran's idiot fans to scold the street
Peatless ginseng rooster, which of the famous stars these days has not been ghosted
I got tired of deleting a few comments.
Well, you scold me, anyway, it's not the first time I've been sprayed by you.
If you have the ability to report me, block my account!
I followed my original plan and fell asleep.
023
"Yaoyao, Yaoyao, are you okay?"
A gentle voice lingered in my ears.
I opened it in a daze, Jiang Ran's scissored, cut and blown style blinded my dog's eyes.
thumping-
Sitting up startled in a dying dream, he kissed the bedside table.
It's already three poles in the sun.
I rubbed my sore forehead.
In the mouth area, the sand sculpture drama has caused a lot of harm.
024
I managed to squeeze out some toothpaste, picked up my broken toothbrush, hummed a song and opened the little broken station.
! ! !
This time I was really sober.
My video was reported, and the administrator of the broken site blocked my account directly.
three months.
Fuck, sure enough, people can't set up Flags randomly.
025
I clicked on the little black room, and found that my account was the first, public execution.
There are also comments from netizens below: Pozhan is helping him, he is spoofing all day and waiting to be sued!
It's well sealed, and I've been making complaints about it all day long. Why don't I become a screenwriter when I'm so good? …
026
Yes, you are so powerful, I will give you the pen, and you can write.
027
I smiled, went back to the settings, and silently canceled my auto-renewing annual membership.
I'm Nima Xiaopozhan's licking dog.
028
The news on my Weibo exploded.
My little sand sculpture fan finally realized his conscience and tore up with Jiang Ran's fan.
I should post a tweet telling them to take a step back and pretend to be a bitch or something.
But I didn't, and then I fell asleep.
Dreams have everything.
Just no money.
029
You may ask me why I am so poor as a millionaire granny.
I made ghost and animal videos purely to vent my emotions, and I never showed my face live to accept commercials. Besides, I've had so many famous celebrities, if I really switch careers and become an Internet celebrity...
I don't know how many times I was fleshed out, and in which alley I died.
I didn't expect that I would fall on Jiang Ran.
Jiang Yingdi, you are so stingy.
Ah.
Thinking about it, I fell asleep in a daze.
030
Maybe life is all about ups and downs... up.
The editor-in-charge scared me to death with a phone call. She said that my debut/female novel "Pisces Pei" had successfully signed a contract with Huiping Media, and the contract had already arrived.
I fumbled through my ears to make sure there was no bean-sized earwax impairing my hearing.
031
Well, to be honest, I'm still a BL writer.
It is the wife in your mouth.
Although my readers don't know I'm a boy.
032
First of all, I declare that if I am not so poor that I have no money to eat, I will never follow the market trend, polish the article academically, and submit it for submission.
Probably because of the unique advantages of boys, my articles always make readers want to stop.
Hello! Don't think about it, it's the plot and writing.
My readers often praise that reading my articles is like watching a movie, with magnificent scenes and ups and downs.
033
I really don't mess with crispy duck, really.
Otherwise, it will be blocked like a broken station number, and maybe it will be arrested and squatted in the bureau for a few years.
034
After waking up for a while, the editor in charge slowly said: "Ji'er, the candidate for the role has been decided, you are satisfied!"
I raised my eyebrows, thinking that no one could perform my male lead's detached and refined temperament.
But I'm still curious: "Who?"
"Hey, guess what?"
I am not interested.
After a long time, the editor-in-chief said, "Jiang Ran~"
When I heard her pause, it was like being struck by lightning.
035
Oh Schett, cheapskate, dead actor!
It's really so narrow.
See how I can kill you as the original work.
036
The editor asked me again: "Ji'er, have you really closed your pen? Your fans will be so sad."
I lazily responded and didn't answer any more.
The author has something to say: the original work was messed up (manually funny)