After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 23: A man's chaos

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I fell asleep in a daze, and I didn't know when I turned over, as if I was struck by a thunderbolt, and I woke up directly.

I howled, and pulled out my poor paw from under my body, the blood was already oozing out, and the pain was excruciating.

It is estimated that the wound was ruptured by myself.

Ah, Mo Shuyao, are you a pig

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Lying in bed in a daze for a while, I thought I might have to ask Jiang Ran for help in this matter.

The moment I got out of bed tremblingly, there was only one sentence in my mind——

Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs!

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But I didn't expect that before I reached the door, Jiang Ran had already knocked on the door.

"How did you come?"

"I heard you yelling for pain just now."

Emma, let me go, Jiang Ran, did you install a bug in my room? You can hear this sound.

Then how will I make your ghost video in the future

He lowered his eyes and landed on my hand, seeing my bloody hand, his eyes straightened instantly.

"What's going on? Is the wound open?"

I nodded helplessly.

Jiang Ran clicked his tongue: "If you refuse to let you stay in the hospital, you will get yourself into trouble."

Tsk tsk, the tone of this veteran cadre, he learned to educate people at a young age.

I sat back on the bed resentfully, Jiang Ran took out his mobile phone, as if he had hired a personal doctor for me.

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I silently listened to his orders.

"Well, the matter that I am Moji, is there any room for redemption?"

"I'm afraid it's gone, it's the number one search, and netizens are not so easy to deceive." He hung up the phone and looked at me firmly, "Brother Cheng hasn't sent you an explanation on Weibo yet, are you planning to do it yourself? "

Myself... come on!

Acting in the crispy-skinned duck that I made myself, this is simply a big joke in the world, a big accident in the literary and entertainment circles.

I gritted my back molars: "My hand hurts."

Jiang Ran frowned when he heard the words, and there was a bit of preaching in his tone: "You also know that your hands hurt? If you don't try to be brave, you won't be exposed so suddenly."

Second Olympics. I grumbled and squeezed a swear word from between my teeth.

Once there was a sincere vest in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. There is no more pain in the world than this...

If only I had a time machine.

It's a pity that this thing is not even in the dream.

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Actually, because of this kind of thing, it became the number one in the hot search.

but…

I suddenly thought of one thing.

"Jiang Ran, get me my phone."

"Huh?" Jiang Ran handed over his mobile phone and sat on the edge of the bed, "Didn't you say you won't post on Weibo yourself?"

I ignored him and clicked on Xiaopozhan.

Sure enough, all the horses on the homepage are videos of ghosts and animals.

The current grandma's hand speed is too fast, right

This time, my hand was injured too badly, and my vitality was seriously injured. I am afraid it will be difficult to come back in the future.

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I clicked on a few videos to check them out.

Deng Xiansen went in and out of Schrödinger's police station repeatedly, and said lines that I was familiar with to the two laughing policemen: "Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say today! Moji is Mo Shuyao! ... He It’s not a question of whether it’s irritating or not. He’s really, that kind of rare. I read his books before, and Lincoln’s driving skills are superb. I should have thought that he is a soft-skinned and tender-looking male lady! Hey, male wife !! But unfortunately...he injured his hand, he posted the wrong Weibo and couldn't delete it in time... "

Hitler, who cooked for Stalin all day long, also came, and spoke Chinese on the screen: "This is really sad and indignant! This week, I have been asking my wife if she filled the hole. I didn't expect it to be a male wife who changed careers." I'm so pissed off!! Moji actually went to film and play with Billy without writing! I'm too embarrassed to feed Stalin with this kind of cuckoo! I came to Hebei Province just for his book signing, and it feels so good It’s great. It’s against him! He actually dug a hole and didn’t fill it and went to filming...”

Well, it looks like Stalin didn't get his pigeon soup this time.

I silently exited Xiaopozhan.

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The room was quiet for a while, Jiang Ran asked: "What kind of software is this, why are its videos so interesting?"

"Pozhan, have you heard of Xiaopozhan?" I rolled my eyes at him, "This is the base of ghost and animal videos, and the source of happiness."

"Then do you also contribute videos?"

"Of course." I puffed out my chest proudly, "I will edit for you, and of course I will also be a ghost."

Jiang Ran turned his head to look at me, and chuckled lightly: "Then can I watch the video you made?"

"..."

I thought of my trumpet who was still locked in a small black room because I made Jiang Ran a ghost animal video, and my trumpet who recently posted three Jiang Ran ghost animal videos in a row, tactically silent.

Jiang Ran blinked at me without stopping: "What you do should be more interesting than these?"

Nonsense, I am a dignified ghost brother, how can I be compared with this kind of troublemaker

If it wasn't for your Jiang Ran's bastard fans reporting Lao Tzu's video...

Thinking of this, I became angry, and a few seconds later, I coldly said something to him.

"My account has been banned for violation of the ban."

Jiang Ran was also silent.

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The doctor will come soon.

He disinfected and debrided my wounds and took my temperature.

When the temperature reached 38.8 degrees, I didn't feel the slightest bit.

Before leaving, the doctor gave us a few instructions, saying that I have to take medicine on time, and my body temperature may rise in the afternoon, and the most important thing is to lie on the bed honestly and don't make any fools.

Jiang Ran said thank you and invited the doctor away.

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When he turned back, his face was obviously gloomy.

"Why don't I feel it when I have a fever? I still have the energy to watch these messy things."

Only then did I feel a little pain in my temples: "It may be that the low-grade fever has not subsided recently, so I got used to the fever."

Jiang Ran frowned, poured water for me, and handed the pill to my mouth: "Take the medicine first."

He actually fed me... medicine

My parents didn't treat me so well when I grew up.

I blinked, if both hands were not injured, who would want him to take care of me like this bastard

But now I can only obey obediently.

He brought the water to my mouth again and fed me the medicine bit by bit at an extremely steady rate.

For some reason, my eye sockets became sore.

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Seeing that I finished taking the medicine, Jiang Ran was going to help me to lie down.

But as soon as his hand touched my shoulder, he frowned: "Mo Shuyao, why are your clothes soaked? You sweat so much..."

I smacked my lips: "It's hot."

"You can't cover your sweat. Take off your clothes. I'll wipe them off for you and put on a new one."

"What??" Hearing that, I almost jumped off the bed.

Jiang Ran also showed a strange expression: "Everyone is a man, shouldn't it matter?"

I hugged myself painfully.

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If his manager was present at this time, he would definitely say: Jiang Dayingdi personally serves you, what an honor it is!

I also know he is doing it for my own good.

But if this continues, I'm really going to bend...

ah ah!

Give up, quit! Being an actor is exhausting! Nima worked so hard to act and was injured and was gay!

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But Jiang Ran has already brought a basin of hot water, opened the closet, and picked out a piece of clothing with the mother's name Sansan printed on it from my messy otaku pajamas.

I really want to wear the peripheral pajamas of my Luojiang.

"Why did you pick a fat cat?"

"You don't look good in clothes with little girls on them."

He said coldly, walked to me and picked up the corner of his clothes: "Raise your hands a little bit."

This feeling of not being able to take care of myself is too painful.

It's like a personal computer!

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The upper body was instantly naked, and Jiang Ran paused when he looked at me.

I shrugged my shoulders in horror.

Due to the lack of exercise and sunlight at home all year round, my skin is fair and my body is relatively thin and slender.

But why is he looking at me like that

In the mouth area, he is not thinking about how to fuck me at night, is he

Heh, what a joke, I'm working day and night, even if I bend, I'm still attacking.

Besides, how could I surrender because of Jiang Ran's little favor

I'm the Eight Qi Big Rabbit Penglai Steel Bar, the kind that is rigid and straight!

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Jiang Ran twisted a towel to wipe my back.

I turned my head to the other side, glanced out of the corner of my eye, and realized he was wearing a suit today.

The retro brown vest with cuffs fits very well, wrapping around the extremely superior curve of his upper arm.

From the perspective of appreciation alone, he is indeed excellent in all aspects.

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Perhaps realizing that the atmosphere was awkward, he asked me, "How did you come up with the idea of writing a novel?"

"Anyway, literature is interoperable. When you get tired of writing scripts, write novels for fun."

I don't want to admit that I lost my job to death.

But he paused for a long time, and then asked again: "Then why would you think of writing about two men falling in love?"

Ci Ao, Jiang Ran, don't you blush when you ask this

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I hesitated for a few seconds, Jiang Ran leaned forward and helped me wipe off the sweat in front of me.

"Because I'm not very good at portraying women..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Ran's hand touched my chest.

He wiped it lightly with a towel a few times.

My heart was beating wildly without warning.

"... Mmm." I bit my lip and almost shouted.

"What, does it hurt here?"

He held my shoulders, dropped the towel, and pressed on my chest a few times.

My brain went blank for a moment, and I just felt something rushing into my heart crazily.

"Don't touch it, it's okay...you just don't touch it..." My body was a little weak, and I couldn't even speak clearly.

"Okay then, you have to tell me if you feel uncomfortable." He let me go and brought clothes to help me put on.

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What are you kidding? Is my great screenwriting career really going to have no successor?

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I tried my best to restrain my emotions and said coldly: "You go out."

"Yeah." He started to pack his things, "Lie down and rest well, I'll bring you dinner later."

After finishing speaking, he brought the mobile phone and put it in my hand: "Call me if you feel uncomfortable."

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I think his thoughtfulness is devilish.

Thinking back to when I was in college, there were so many girls chasing after me, but none of them caught my eye.

At that time, I didn't think there was a problem.

For someone as outstanding as me, of course he is looking for the best.

But now...

Ahhh—where can I identify sexual orientation

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