After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 24: Enthusiastic netizens answer online

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After confirming that Jiang Ran was gone, I thought of something more important, so I quickly turned on my phone and logged on to Zhihu.

Ah, almighty netizens, please answer my questions for me!

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I struggled and humiliated typing questions about how to judge sexual orientation, and got a bunch of unfounded answers.

What "people who like to play badminton and volleyball have a higher chance" "boys who like to wear tight pants may be affected"... I will go!

Then I don't like sports at all, so he has become asexual.

Someone else replied that being a friend or a lover depends on whether you want to sleep with him or not.

"..." I was tactically silent.

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I swear to God, I really didn't want to sleep with Jiang Ran, absolutely not.

If I have half a lie, I will live broadcast and eat shit!

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After a moment of serious contemplation, I suddenly realized——

I must have reached a new height in my life, a state where there is nothing outside my mind.

The heart is the foundation, and the heart is reason. As long as I don't want to sleep with Jiang Ran in my heart, I must be straight! (sure face)

Mr. Wang Yangming, please accept me as your disciple from now on!

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I glanced down again, and accidentally found a reply from an anonymous user two and a half years ago.

I glanced roughly first, and his reply was very long, estimated to be several thousand words, which is equivalent to a small paper. Moreover, the logic of the full text is clear. It not only expresses itself, but also analyzes the issue of sexual orientation from the perspective of biology and psychology.

One of them touched me very much.

The author wrote this-

I am a boy with an introverted personality. I have never been in a relationship, nor have I considered my own orientation. Until later I met another boy who was much braver than me and gave me a lot of advice and inspiration. His character seemed to have a magical power to attract me, and I have never been able to forget him since then.

He's a man with a lot of self-esteem, and I knew for a while he was in a particularly hard financial situation, so I've been trying to slip him some money quietly. Fortunately, he now has a stable income.

It was only then that I realized that I liked him, and that I was concerned about his joys, sorrows and joys.

To this day I am still pretty sure that I like him, the kind that I want to sleep with and live with him for the rest of my life.

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Damn, what kind of fairy author is this

I am humbled.

When we were in college, the teacher taught us that literary creation must create a sense of substitution. Seeing his last sentence, I almost shed tears for their beautiful love.

It turns out that coming out of the closet can be so beautiful

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In the end, I found out that the author had left a professional test website. I opened it and it was all in English.

I haven't been a big brother for many years, and it's really a headache to see these crooked letters.

But I still raised my trembling hand and started the question with my awkward English.

Heh, is there anything in this world that I, Mo Shuyao, don't know

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Ten minutes later, I stared at the test results lost in thought.

I even wondered if my English was too bad and the translation was wrong. I asked Youdao Baidu Kingsoft PowerWord for help one after another, and the results were exactly the same——

Lao Tzu is bent.

WTF? I obviously filled out the form according to the real situation! !

Is it because I wrote Crispy Duck, and honestly chose "True" in the question of whether I have seen gay men

Shit, rubbish test! Lie to my feelings!

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I was so angry that I threw the phone out, but unfortunately I didn't have the strength, the phone scratched my wound the moment I let go.

"Ah—" I screamed in despair.

A few seconds later, Jiang Ran rushed to the scene, pushed the door open and entered: "Mo Shuyao, are you okay?"

I frowned in pain: "No, nothing..."

Yet my expression betrayed me.

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Jiang Ran was obviously angry, looked me up and down for a long time, and asked sharply: "Didn't I tell you to rest? Is the phone more important than the hand?"

"..." I shrank into the quilt in fright, and blinked innocently.

He picked up my phone...

"Hey!" I remembered that I was still on the Zhihu page and hadn't exited, so I hurriedly shouted, "Give it back to me!"

Jiang Ran seemed to glance at the screen, and then turned the phone on the table: "Don't worry, I don't look at your privacy."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and took the medicine box, and walked towards me slowly: "Which hand was playing with the phone just now?"

Why do I feel that his air pressure is a little low

I stretched out my right hand from under the quilt, thinking that he would not learn from the devil in the rehabilitation center, whichever hand touched the mouse, which hand should be shocked

Just when I was trembling, Jiang Ran turned around and took out a pair of large scissors.

"You murdered?!" I was so scared that I almost jumped out of bed.

Jiang Ran held my arm: "Check to see if your wound is open again."

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After speaking, he skillfully cut off the bandage and picked up a round iodophor cotton ball with tweezers.

I moved / body, trying to get a look at my wound.

Jiang Ran suddenly raised his hand to cover my eyes: "Don't look at it, it's not pretty."

My heart skipped a beat.

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"I'm sorry, it's all my fault for hurting you like this." Jiang Ran sterilized me with a sincere tone, "After the wound heals for a while, I'll take you abroad for scar removal surgery."

I frowned: "What?"

"No matter who it is, they don't want to have such a big scar on their palms, do they?" Jiang Ran's tone seemed regretful.

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Speaking of scars, I think of the wound on Jiang Ran's shoulder.

Why didn't he think of operating on himself

Seeing his extremely serious expression, I suddenly had the feeling that Jiang Ran wanted to take me to Metersbonwe, buy me clothes and shoes, so that I couldn't even recognize who I was in the mirror.

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So I asked, "Aren't you also injured, why didn't you take care of it?"

"I told you that the brokerage company wouldn't let me back then." He began to bandage me, "The first brokerage company I signed had a very complicated background, and there were many things you couldn't think of."

His movements were very light, he held his breath, and even his voice was much softer.

Heh, I also worked in that shitty company before Jiang Ran.

Seeing that I was unhappy, I was directly blacklisted in the screenwriting circle. Since then, no company has been willing to take me in.

Damn, I will never forget this hatred for the rest of my life!

Hearing Jiang Ran's flat tone, I felt a little sympathetic to him.

"But it's different now." After treating the wound, he looked up at me, "Here, I have relatively good resources, and I can give you the best."

His words hit my heart.

Yes, how many resumes I submitted in the past three years, only this company picked me up in the end.

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There was silence in the room for a while, Jiang Ran packed up his things and sat back on my bedside.

He looked at me a few times, and said slowly: "You are Moji, brother Cheng helped you deal with it. Your book fans are very excited, and it doesn't seem to be a bad thing. He said, when you recover, Ready to do a live broadcast."

"Do live broadcast?" I turned my head and looked at him in fear, "Isn't this too embarrassing?"

Jiang Ran sternly said: "What's so shameful about literary creation? Besides, there are so many book fans supporting you."

But I think it's ironic, this is great, all my relatives and friends know that I am a crisp-skinned duck writer.

After a while, I whispered, "Can you live broadcast with me?"

"Huh?" Jiang Ran frowned slightly, "What do you mean?"

"I've never done a live broadcast, so I have no experience."

Hearing this, he smiled awkwardly: "Actually, I haven't done it either."

What? You are a movie star who debuted for seven years. You haven't done a live broadcast for so many years. How did you get away with it

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After thinking for a few seconds, I asked curiously: "Jiang Ran, you are not really playing the role of a veteran cadre, are you?"

"What old cadres?" Jiang Ran was also curious, "Do you mean old party members?"

"..."

I saw Jiang Ran sitting in front of the bed, wearing a neat suit, with his hands clenched on his thighs, and he said with a righteous face—I'm sorry, let's chat across servers.

"Have you never paid attention to the language used in the fan circle?"

Jiang Ran shook his head.

I guess he didn't even understand the word fan circle.

I could only patiently explain my understanding to him: "Veteran cadres are the ones who are abstinent in temperament and do not seek fame. The three views are correct and they will take care of others and teach others. They rarely use social networks. It has nothing to do with age."

Hearing this, Jiang Ran lowered his head and began to think seriously. After being quiet for a long time, he suddenly raised the corners of his mouth and laughed undisguisedly: "Then I really fit your description, but this is the real me. The company has never given me any special treatment." set up."

I blinked suspiciously, I've never seen Jiang Ran smile so happily.

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"Your company has put you on the market, how can there be a star who doesn't arrange a character design when he debuts." I answered casually.

Jiang Ran still smiled and shook his head: "Maybe because I was very introverted when I first came into the entertainment circle, they thought I couldn't act well."

"Are you still introverted?"

"Yes, my parents were strict with me when I was a child. I was locked up at home to study and study since I was a child. I hardly had the opportunity to go out with my classmates. I was a little afraid of strangers." Jiang Ran fell into memories, and his voice became cold, "But my father has a lot of connections. Recommended, and finally learned to act."

Listening to Jiang Ran's tone, I figured that Jiang's family is a scholarly family.

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"That's great..." I couldn't help feeling, "Much better than me."

Jiang Ran glanced at me, lowered his eyes and smiled wryly: "What's the use? I had a fight with that company about three years ago, but they withheld my salary, and I had no money to pay the termination fee. Then they Received a lot of bad movies for me…”

He paused here, and sighed slowly: "The scar you have been laughing at before was injured in that scene. At that time, I was cut open by a steel wire and lay in blood for several minutes. No one took care of me. Later, the director said Made me beg them to stop the bleeding..."

"Fuck! Don't your parents care if this happens?" I blurted out angrily.

How much pain must he have had

This stepping on the horse was simply trampling on his dignity!

But Jiang Ran stopped when he said this, and I saw that under his slightly drooping eyelids, the eye sockets seemed to be red.

My heart trembled.

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After a while, I faltered and said: "Jiang Ran, what I said just now was not ridicule, I'm sorry... I shouldn't expose your scars."

He shook his head, his voice seemed a little weak: "It's okay, it's because I talk too much. But some things have been held in my heart for a long time, and I feel very uncomfortable."

I don't know how to answer the call.

"After a few days of live broadcast, I will be with you." He got up and gave me one last look, "Rest now."

After speaking, he strode away.

I stared at his back, feeling very uncomfortable.