After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 25: The live broadcast was disconnected seven times in one night

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After being raised by Jiang Ran for several days, I gained weight and felt refreshed.

Ah, it feels good to be lazy.

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I'm going to prepare for the live broadcast with Jiang Ran tonight, because I accidentally exposed my vest, and all book fans have moved their positions. It was the first time for Jiang Ran, a veteran cadre, to show his face. As soon as the news was released, the whole network began to scream.

Turns out that's what it's like to be famous.

Jiang Ran still wore a suit for the scene as usual, and I casually put on a sweater that was a bitch.

The sleeves of the hoodie are long enough to cover the bandages on my hands.

I don't want the first live broadcast in my life to be miserable.

The live broadcast platform in cooperation with the economic company also invited a young lady to be our host.

Seeing the two of us walk in, she smiled and said, "I heard that Shuyao has been taken care of by Ran during his injury. You two have such a good relationship."

"This is what I should do." Jiang Ran responded with a smile.

I always feel that something is not right.

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After sitting with Jiang Ran, the smell of perfume on his body became more and more obvious.

I smacked my lips in disdain: "You can't smell the live broadcast, what are you spraying?"

"This is my only one, and it's also my favorite. It's only used on formal occasions." Jiang Ran looked at me with a smile, "If you like it, I can give it to you as a gift."

Who wants your stuff. I sniff again, but his perfume is really good.

Simple and unpretentious, it is very different from those things on the market that smoke people to death.

Give me a few bottles too.

Let me also feel the aristocratic atmosphere.

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The live broadcast begins.

The little sister handed us the logo pillow of the live broadcast platform, which turned out to be a small koi. I couldn't help but fiddled with its tail, it was so soft and comfortable.

"Don't move, the hand injury hasn't healed yet." Jiang Ran whispered in my ear.

Gee, what a disappointment. I gave him a dark look.

The young lady was helpless: "The two protagonists, stop flirting with each other and see if the camera will work. Netizens are waiting impatiently."

"..." I was at a loss for words.

No wonder I felt someone was staring at us as soon as we entered the room.

This young lady was definitely sent by those book-burning girls to do something!

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I quickly faced the camera and showed a standard smile.

We first greeted each other, explained my injury, and reported that I was safe.

The young lady asked me: "What should I do during the filming period when I was injured?"

I choked on this question, I can't shamelessly say that I slept in the house for a week, right

Jiang Ran said slowly beside me: "He couldn't film the crew and basically stopped working, and the loss expenses were deducted from my salary. After all, I was the one who caused him to be injured."

real or fake? I didn't expect that Jiang Ran would quietly do so much for me after lying in a daze for several days.

It is estimated that in the barrage, netizens were as moved to tears by Jiang Yingdi's feat as I was.

After talking nonsense, the young lady came over: "Netizens said they want to interact with each other at a distance. I'll give you the phone, and you can still see the barrage."

"Oh." Jiang Ran nodded, "Teacher Mo can't let go, just give it to me."

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So Jiang Ran took the phone, facing his face as if taking a photo with the front camera.

"Hey, that's not the case. You raise your arms straight and maintain a 45-degree elevation angle." I commanded from the side.

Jiang Ran nodded knowingly, and raised his long arms upright.

"Hey, it's too far away to see the barrage."

I tried my best to get there, and accidentally knocked my head on Jiang Ran's shoulder.

"Clumsy." Jiang Ran turned his head and raised his hand to straighten my head.

I glared at him angrily.

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Finally, Jiang Ran adjusted the position of the phone, and I saw that the barrage was full of my name—

Ji'er, are you going to act and come back to fill in the holes

Ji'er, why did you choose to play Shou? Online squat answer!

+1, sister, you have asked my heart~

+10086, thousands of blood books to ask for answers!

I am tactically silent, why are the little girls talking so bluntly now

Do you think I want to play the role? Lao Tzu is working day and day, of course it is attacking!

So I sighed: "The brokerage company arranged it, and I can't help it. If there is a choice, someone as good as me will definitely play Shen Linhe."

"Pfft—" Unexpectedly, Jiang Ran lowered his head and laughed softly.

"Hey! Jiang Ran, what are you laughing at? You stole my role and laughed at me!"

The corners of Jiang Ran's mouth kept a slight curvature, and he turned his head to look at me: "I see your book fans call you Jier, so cute, just like the little yellow chicken I saw on the Internet before."

"Hey! Who is the little yellow chicken!" I was so angry that I almost jumped up from the sofa, "You mean the parrot expression pack, right? I have a whole set. If you like it, I will send you more pictures later. .”

"Okay." He smiled at me again.

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The young lady also asked us: "The cooperation between the two of you is really fateful. It's wonderful. Does Mr. Mo think that Jiang Ran will play the role in your heart?"

Recalling that not long ago I had just successfully shaped the character of Jiang Ran’s fanboy, I immediately turned into a brainless braggart, using parallelism and metaphor.

"Of course, when I played with Jiang Yingdi, his aura was like the waves of the sea. Standing in front of him, I seemed to see the majestic water vapor and hear the roaring waves, which shocked my heart. I even I dare not look him directly in the eyes, I feel that once his emotion bursts out, I will be locked in place, making it impossible for me to get out of it... "

When he was about to finish speaking, Jiang Ran couldn't help laughing, his shoulders shook violently.

How about you, are you deeply moved by me

"Wow, Teacher Mo is indeed a novelist, and he really speaks well." The young lady also praised me.

Nonsense, it's also 12 years of compulsory education, I just can be the most shining disc.

My brother set get√

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The young lady asked again: "What about Jiang Ran, what do you think of Teacher Mo?"

Jiang Ran seemed to be still interested, and gently hooked my finger.

! Jiang Ran, what are you doing

Unfortunately, my hand was injured and I couldn't shake him off.

His slender hand stroked my finger bones back and forth a few times before he spoke: "I also like Teacher Mo very much..."

I stared at the barrage, but when Jiang Ran paused, the screen froze.

"The acting skills of..."

? The last three words were not recorded

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"Host, it seems that the network is a bit stuck." I turned my eyes to her for help.

"Ah? How could it be?" The young lady walked over, but the screen was still stuck, and I saw that the barrage was updating intermittently—

What did Jiang Ran just say? Do you like Teacher Mo

Misty Grass got real!

Ah, the book-burning girl spontaneously combusts in place! …

WTF?

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After about a minute, the screen finally returned to normal.

"Sorry, the network card was disabled just now." I quickly explained, "Jiang Ran just said that he likes my acting skills, but the last three words were not recorded, please don't misunderstand!"

However, my explanation is a drop in the bucket, and the barrage is still one piece.

Damn it, Jiang Ran, will you die if you finish speaking in one breath

My face turned green with anger.

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Fortunately, the young lady is kind and kind, so she helped me out: "Let's do it this way, what happened just now doesn't count, let Jiang Ran evaluate Teacher Mo from another angle."

"Okay." Jiang Ran smiled, "Teacher Mo is a very brave person. When he was playing with me, he was so seriously injured that he didn't even yell out a word of pain. I think men should fuck men..."

When he said this, the screen froze again!

"...what to do." But he finished the second half of the sentence without knowing it.

! ! !

Let me go, what rubbish breaks the net

God wants to gay me!

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When the screen resumed, the barrage had already exploded.

I kept explaining, but what I got in return was the ruthless ridicule in the bullet screen——

Ji'er, don't struggle anymore, this is just getting in the way!

Mr. Ran is right, a man should be a man, don't be cowardly!

Ji'er, just follow it, the actor's man, you won't lose money! …

ah ah! This is a live accident, right

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The interactive session nicked up several times.

To be precise, a professional counting gentleman showed that it was seven times.

And so we were awarded the title—

Seven times a night.

I think Burning Book Fanquan is on the way to arrange.

I feel so regretful that my guts are green.

If I had known earlier, I would not have invited Jiang Ran to broadcast live with me.

Fat house crying.jpg

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Finally at the last link, the lady brought the turntable and asked us to turn the pointer to choose a question for the other party.

I frowned and said aggrievedly, "My hand is injured and I can't do it, it's not fair!"

Jiang Ran gently pressed my palm: "The wound has healed, it shouldn't matter if you push it a little."

I could only tremblingly reach out and touch the pointer.

Watch it wobble around half a circle, and land in the box of "earthy love words".

The young lady was instantly excited: "Okay, then Jiang Ran will tell Mr. Mo a rustic love story."

"What is earthy love talk?" Jiang Ran looked puzzled, "Do you want me to speak in dialect?"

I:"… "

Young lady: "..."

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Fortunately, the young lady reacted quickly, took out her mobile phone and passed it to Jiang Ran.

"Choose one at random, but when talking, the two people must meet each other~"

The tone of the host made me feel hairy.

Jiang Ran nodded seriously, returned the mobile phone used for the live broadcast to her, and lowered his head to ponder.

Then, he turned his head to look at me, slightly curling the corners of his mouth.

"Do you know why my name is Jiang Ran?"

ha?

What kind of rustic love story is this

I made an expression of disbelief.

Jiang Ran moved closer and clasped my five fingers.

"Because I will set your heart on fire."

! ! !

Ciao, this veteran cadre actually made up his own on the spot

Such a strong learning ability?

But that's not the point.

His smile was very shallow, and there was a little bit of light in his eyes, and he spoke flirtatiously in a serious manner.

a little flirtatious...

I trembled.

You don't even need to look at the barrage to know that it must be the Awei crematorium again.

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"Wow, I'm so distracted, it's actually my own creation." The young lady kept applauding, "Jiang Ran, it's your turn to choose a topic for Teacher Mo."

Jiang Ran nodded, put away the provocative smile just now, and started to fiddle with the pointer.

A few seconds later, the pointer landed on "Talent Show".

I think this is my chance to save face.

Little brothers who can dance house dances are treasures!

So I stood up immediately: "I will dance to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss."

"No." Jiang Ran quickly interrupted me, "Mo Shuyao, your hand is injured, how do you dance?"

"Even if the movement of my hands is reduced, I can still dance with my soul!"

After finishing speaking, I proudly raised my chest.

The young lady also smiled and said, "Well, the netizens are looking forward to it too."

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One two three, the music starts~

Although the movements of my hands are somewhat restrained, this does not prevent me from twisting my waist and dancing butterfly steps.

Hey, today I am the most beautiful kid in the live broadcast room~

However, when I turned half a circle to face Jiang Ran, I saw this bastard actually holding up his phone and recording me!

I rolled my eyes at him fiercely.

Jiang Ran shrugged his shoulders and mouthed to me: Great, come on.

I:"… "

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ah ah! All my enchanting dancing postures were taken away by him!

This is copyright infringement, I want to report it!

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But what I never expected was at the end.

When my song ended, Jiang Ran got up and stepped forward, holding my waist.

As soon as he exerted a little force, I stuck to him.

He rubbed my waist with endless interest: "Teacher Mo is indeed still young."

I petrified on the spot.

The barrage is double-throwing the fryer again.