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When I first returned to the film crew, I was afraid that everyone would not be used to my new vest. I didn’t expect Wen Zhao to follow behind me and blow farts non-stop. The director respected me and praised me for being young and promising, and there were a bunch of assistants. Take my book for an autograph.
Ah, this is what it feels like to be famous!
But Jiang Ran said that my hands were still not healed, and drove all those little girls away.
The subsequent scenes were very tight, and the director asked us to speed up the progress, because we had to go to Yunnan for location shooting in the last half of the month.
Finally, after several days of continuous anxiety, the filming of Hengshan's scene ended.
But it exhausted me, this dead fat house.
However, the director said that he would invite us to a wrap-up banquet in the evening, and I was instantly revived with full blood.
Nice, you can cheat on food and drink again.
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I languidly huddled in the nanny's car, and was about to board the small broken station to find happiness, but I ran into a big ghost video on the homepage——
Jiang Ran Film and Television City is closed!
WTF?
Why are netizens doing things like this
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What's even more shocking is that this is still the grandma I am familiar with, the newcomer in the ghost animal area who cut Jiang Ran and me into Ai Lihong Shixian last time.
I haven't seen you for a few days, but you suddenly gained tens of thousands of followers
Heh, I think he definitely took advantage of our enthusiasm.
Mouth area.
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Before I finished complaining, the video has been loaded, and the beginning is actually a video of our live broadcast.
The young lady asked: What should I do during the filming period when I was injured
Jiang Ran rushed to answer for me: He stopped working because he couldn't film the crew, and the loss expenses were deducted from my salary.
Then the granny repeated Jiang Ran's words three times with a ghost tune.
Hoho, what kind of coquettish operation is this
Can this kind of non-technical video be on the homepage? At first glance, it is a RMB player.
I sneered in my heart, and suddenly the screen went black, and the magical melody sounded unsuspectingly—
Zhejiang Wenzhou Zhejiang Wenzhou Jiangran Film and Television City is closed!
Rich second generation rich second generation boss Jiang Ran, the golden house cangjiao Jinwu Zangjiao, spent 350 million, live broadcast with his teacher Mo!
We have been hurt, hurt and hurt, watching the live broadcast and eating dog food and dog food!
The original price is more than 100 more than 200 more than 300 dog food, all free, all free to eat! …
this? this!
I was so angry that I threw the phone out on the spot.
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However, I never expected that after the headphone cable was torn off, my nasty paws accidentally touched the screen...
Unfortunately, the second half of the video was released.
A corner of the originally dim compartment suddenly shone with a strange light.
The video sings joyously—
We have worked hard to develop CP, and we have worked hard to develop CP for more than half a year;
The cooking suddenly opened and suddenly made ribose and ribose, which blinded my dog's eyes.
Blind my dog eyes!
"..." At the end of the song, everyone was silent.
Both Jiang Ran and his manager turned to look at me at the same time.
I scratched my head and sat obediently on the seat.
"Sorry for the slippery hand."
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Jiang Ran frowned, leaned over and picked up the phone.
"Are you watching funny videos on this software again?"
"This is called a ghost video." I corrected it seriously, and spread my hands at him, "Give me back the phone."
Jiang Ran turned his head and thought for a few seconds, then lightly touched the screen.
The magical melody sounded again.
? Jiang Ran, are you making wool
I petrified in situ, as if publicly executed.
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This is actually a clip of our live broadcast. Jiang Ran's rude behavior and words about tigers and wolves were all cut by this grandma.
Jiang Ran lowered his eyes slightly and looked at the screen seriously.
Today, what is this man thinking about
I blushed immediately.
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When the video ended, the manager was rocking with laughter.
"Hahahaha, Jinwu Zangjiao, I said that the eyes of the masses are sharp!"
Even Jiang Ran grinned happily: "It's a touching edit, the people who made this video really put their heart into it."
"..." I vomited three liters of blood.
Touching? Carefully? Jiang Ran, your brain is blown by a steam engine, right
Now I suspect that you ordered this granny to gay me, and I have evidence.
This is a distortion of human nature and a loss of morality.
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I rushed forward and snatched back the phone, and sat back angrily.
He asked, "Are you angry?"
"I don't know as much as you do."
After speaking, I plugged in my headphones and listened to my wife's song.
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Finally arrived at the wrap-up banquet.
The director first said a lot of words of thanks to us, and then began to serve the food.
I've heard before that the finale banquet is a gossip moment for the crew, but I didn't expect it to be so.
Wen Zhao rubbed his little hands together: "Senior Jiang, Teacher Mo, I watched your live broadcast a few days ago, and heard that you lived in a suite together, so when Teacher Mo was injured, was Senior taking care of him?"
I looked at his longing little eyes and was silent.
"Yes, I'll take care of it all by myself." Jiang Ran picked up a vegetable and replied muffled.
? It was the first time I discovered that Jiang Ran was so good at messing things up.
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So Wen Zhao became even more excited: "To what extent did you take care of that with one hand?"
"It's just..." Jiang Ran ate the vegetables slowly.
"Hey!" I quickly leaned over and pinched his thigh, "Jiang Ran, I want to eat the braised pork ribs over there, you can pinch it for me."
I don't want everyone to know that Jiang Ran stripped my clothes.
He tilted his head and glanced at me: "You are a star now, don't think about eating meat all day long."
"Then I'm a vegetarian like you?"
I saw in his bowl, green cabbage, cauliflower and Chinese cabbage, it was too miserable.
Jiang Ran sighed softly, but got up and took a piece for me.
I quickly took a bite.
Jiang Ran's tone suddenly spoiled: "That's it."
? I was speechless with the meat in my mouth.
Wen Zhao said "I got it for real".
... Why do I seem to have cheated myself
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The director also said: "At the beginning, I always felt that Xiao Mo was not good at acting. Now that I think about it, I'm really sorry. Did Xiao Jiang know Mo Shuyao before, and he trusted him so much from the beginning."
Jiang Ran paused when he picked up vegetables, and a cauliflower slipped from between the chopsticks and rolled around several times.
He coughed awkwardly: "I don't know."
I always thought he was a little weird.
But yes, he was the second male at that time, and I was just a small screenwriter, so it's normal not to remember me.
In fact, I also want to forget about that shitty company.
Not only did I lose my job, but it also made Xiaojiang so miserable.
But it broke my heart.
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After the wrap-up banquet, the director proposed to take us to KTV to sing.
I was a bit sleepy after eating and drinking, and just wanted to go back to sleep.
Jiang Ran poked me with his elbow: "Are you going?"
There was some anticipation in his eyes.
"I'll go, go." I was embarrassed to spoil everyone's interest.
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The light in the box was dim, and I wanted to sleep even more.
Wen Zhao and the others sang a few songs at the top of their voices, and they sang vividly and respectfully.
But for me it's the destruction of the universe.
We've been filming scenes together for more than two months... My own, don't open your mouth! !
Jiang Ran didn't participate either, and sat on the sofa with his hands folded around his chest.
I think he looks like an anti-pornography.
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It took a long time before they realized our existence, Wen Zhao handed us the microphone: "Seniors, do you want to play a song together?"
"Yes, yes!" Someone next to him immediately booed.
Jiang Ran raised his eyelids and looked at me: "Do you want to sing?"
I shrugged: "Whatever, you decide."
Heh, I was one of the top ten singers on campus back then. Is there any song that I, Mo Shuyao, can't sing
Unless it's a countertenor, which I can't really get into.
Jiang Ran thought for a while: "Then let's sing the princess."
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At the beginning, I didn't feel that something was wrong, but when the familiar melody sounded, I realized... Isn't this the BGM I brought to Ghost Animal Jiang Ran
I suddenly feel guilty.
Jiang Ran leisurely picked up the microphone: "The shaking red wine glass, the lips seem to be stained with blood..."
Damn, this subwoofer sounds damn good.
My heart skipped a beat.
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Wen Zhao poked me: "Mr. Mo, you come too."
"Oh." I nodded, and felt that the lyrics were a little strange at first glance.
Wait a minute and don't sing the wrong words.
I have a sense of foreboding.
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Jiang Ran's aura is full, he uses his acting skills in singing, and his eyes are particularly good every time, and he glances at me from time to time.
"Teacher Mo, it's almost time to climax, you have to catch the wink that Jiang Ran throws at you."
Wen Zhao whispered in my ear.
"That's right, that's right, love songs are meant to be sung in duet." The others booed one after another.
I'm going to be so noisy with them that I forget my words.
Jiang Ran also moved closer to me, with a smile in his eyes, and looked directly at me.
I reluctantly turned around and sang a duet with him.
"... The pain is so beautiful, no matter how humble I am, I still want to be smashed to pieces..."
Before I finished singing this sentence, my hand was suddenly hooked by his Nine Yin White Bone Claw.
! ! I was shocked and forgot the words in an instant.
Oops…
When the brain was short-circuited, the mouth involuntarily sang "You are too coquettish" along with the melody.
Then these three words were amplified infinitely by the microphone.
The originally lively KTV was instantly silent, and all eyes were cast on me.
My meow?
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Just as everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, Jiang Ran continued to sing.
"I want to use stone piles to isolate the world, my princess, I want to occupy your beauty~"
After finishing speaking, he still caressed my baby finger with unsatisfied desire.
Everyone roared in unison: "Jiang Ran's singing is so emotional, it's no wonder that he is the actor! It's so touching!"
Then what is my special meow
It's so embarrassing to say tiger and wolf words in KTV!
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I can't wait to slap my ass and leave immediately, bumping Jiang Ran's shoulder: "I'm tired, go home quickly."
"Okay, I saw that you were a little out of shape when you were singing just now." He patted my shoulder, "Small episode, no one will care, don't worry."
Alas.
I gave him a blank stare.
Lao Tzu's dignified campus top ten singers actually serve as a foil for his peers, hateful, extremely hateful!