After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 27: Jiang Ran Confused Behavior Award

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But I didn't expect that when I returned to the hotel and took a shower, I was hungry again.

Cooing and groaning incessantly, I couldn't sleep peacefully.

I could only take out my mobile phone to look for takeaway, and found that there were no shops nearby.

Damn it, this damn shabby suburb.

After hesitating for a few seconds, I obediently put on my pants and slipped into the kitchen.

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Unexpectedly, there were only a few packs of quick-frozen dumplings and noodles in the kitchen.

Day, is this the configuration that a presidential suite should have

I was rummaging in the kitchen for a while, when I suddenly heard footsteps coming from the bedroom, and a long shadow slowly entered my field of vision.

Jiang Ran probed at the door and said, "What, are you hungry?"

"Yeah, I'm so hungry I can't sleep."

Jiang Ran walked in and leaned against the stove: "Mo Shuyao, have you weighed yourself and calculated your BMI? You didn't exercise for a few days when you were injured, and you ate so much. Now..."

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I picked my ears.

Do not listen do not listen! Baba chant scriptures!

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I don't believe that Jiang Ran is not hungry at all after eating two green vegetables at night.

Thinking of the porridge Chef Jiang made for me when I was injured, I immediately got hungry.

So I asked back, "Aren't you hungry? Just eat a little bit at every meal."

Jiang Ran shook his head: "I'm used to it."

"..."

The flicker plan failed.

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Jiang Ran, you really don't understand the pain of Fat House.

Staying up late every night to eat instant noodles and watch fan is my happiest time.

But now I haven't had a sip of happy water for almost two months.

After a while, I had an idea and came up with another plan: "Jiang Ran, actually I want to cook for you."

Jiang Ran, who was eloquent just now, paused in his eyes: "What?"

"Today, you have been taking care of me, caring about me, and loving me for the past two months. I can't repay you. I just want to cook a meal for you."

Oh my god, the Oscars owe me a statuette for my realistic acting skills.

"Really?" Jiang Ran came up to me and asked.

He stuck in front of me, and I didn't even realize it.

"That's right, the fried noodles I made are delicious, but it's a pity that there are no ingredients."

"You want noodles with fried sauce?" Jiang Ran glanced at the bag of noodles, then lowered his head and stared at me for a moment, then took out his phone from his pocket, "Brother Rong, help us buy some ingredients, yes... dry yellow sauce Both diced meat, cucumber and onion.”

After hanging up the phone, he smiled at me: "Your hands are not ready yet, I will cut the vegetables."

Nice! Plan to pass~

I laughed meanly: "Don't you say you're not hungry?"

He laughed and didn't answer.

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Soon the agent brought us the ingredients, and Jiang Ran called me to open the door.

By the light of the corridor, I saw his smiling face: "I heard that brother Shuyao is going to give us Mr. Jiang extra meals? It's finally enlightened, great! I wish you a happy night~"

I always feel that his tone... something is not right.

But I still said thank you, and quickly rushed back to the kitchen with the dishes.

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Jiang Ran has tied up his apron and is waiting for me.

"There's another one over there, may I fasten it for you?"

"No need." I threw the vegetables to him, "Hurry up and wash the vegetables, I cook the noodles very quickly, if they get mushy, they won't taste good."

He nodded and started to splash the water.

I put on the apron, but somehow I missed the left-hand strap.

"Eh? How could this be..."

I muttered something in a low voice, Jiang Ran shook his hands and walked over: "Forget it, let me help you."

After finishing speaking, I felt a tightness in my waist.

I couldn't help but straighten my waist, and my heart beat inexplicably.

Hey, I have a bad feeling.

But he tactfully stopped.

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The two of us fell silent, only the sound of chopping vegetables remained in the kitchen.

He handed over the cut meat and vegetables one by one, and I poured oil and stir-fried them, including two eggs.

After a while, the aroma filled the kitchen.

"It's pretty decent." Jiang Ran fiddled with the work at hand, and complimented me casually.

"Of course." I puffed out my chest proudly, "I'm great, right?"

Jiang Ran nodded with a smile: "Not bad, I've passed."

I wanted to blow some rainbow farts to myself, but my stomach growled loudly.

"Pfft..." Jiang Ran sneered slightly.

"..." I twitched the corner of my mouth and fell silent.

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Soon I took the noodles out of the pot and sprinkled the sauce on it and handed it to him, and then I also filled a bowl for myself.

"Didn't you say you did it for me?"

"The ancients said that it is better to be alone than to be happy. I call it to take the essence and carry it forward."

After I finished speaking, I quickly picked up my face and stuffed it into my mouth.

Jiang Ran lowered his head and laughed, and picked up the noodles to eat.

Hahaha, who said that he was not hungry just now

In the end, I didn't eat the fried noodles from Mo Shuyao.

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Jiang Ran doesn't like to talk when eating, the only sound in the room is the sound of me sucking noodles.

Only then did I realize that Jiang Ran only picked up a few noodles at a time, and chewed them slowly without even making a sound.

What kind of fairy tutor is this?

I am humbled.

Grape wine is luminous.

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While eating, my cell phone rang suddenly.

When I checked the caller ID, it was my mother.

"Fuck," I cursed in a low voice, hung up the phone and threw it aside, "Damn it, come to ask for money again."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Ran looked up at me: "Is it your mother?"

"..." I held back the anger in my heart, "I don't have a mother like her."

"Last time I said, if you have anything to tell me, I will help you solve it."

Although I was a little moved, I still kept my senses and said in my heart that it's none of your business.

However, thinking of these three years of darkness and still owed so much money, I hammered down the table with hatred.

The bowl was accidentally knocked over by me on the ground.

The phone started ringing again...

"Fuck!" I cursed in a low voice.

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Jiang Ran seemed to be in a hurry, and stepped forward to hold me down: "Mo Shuyao, what are you talking about! Is your mother asking for alimony from you? Didn't you have been unemployed for nearly three years before, and you can't support yourself? How can you get money to support yourself?" she?"

! Hearing this, I was shocked all over, and raised my hand to shake him away.

Unemployment is the last thing I want to mention in my life, and I have always covered it up very well.

How could Jiang Ran know? !

He also seemed to realize that he had said something wrong, and his eyes fell directly on me.

Big Brother is watching you!

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I almost yelled at him at the top of my voice: "How do you know everything about me!!"

"Didn't you come to our company to apply for a screenwriter?"

"But I didn't..." I wanted to continue lying, but found that it was unnecessary.

He first lowered his head and pursed his lower lip. The two of them were silent for a while, and then he looked up at me: "Sorry, I didn't mean to get involved in your family affairs on purpose. If you think I've crossed the line, then I'm sorry."

I looked him up and down, and quickly ran through all the possibilities.

After a few seconds, it dawned on me.

there is only one truth-

This guy must know that I am the cool little screenwriter who was kicked out of the crew three years ago.

hateful! I used to hate the director so much that his part of the play would not be changed by magic. If he didn't say thank you, he would pay me tens of millions of mental damage. The crew gay me

Is this what people do?

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I jumped up against the case and couldn't hold back my curse: "Jiang Ran, I played your adjutant in that bullshit crew three years ago, but I was fired by them later, you remember this, right?"

Hearing this, he straightened his eyes and looked at me innocently.

"Are you dumb? Didn't you manage to speak just now?"

But he quickly regained his composure and nodded: "Yes."

"Then you still tricked me into the crew to mess with me? I lost my job because of you, do you still have a conscience?"

Jiang Ran frowned: "I didn't lie to you, I only realized it after getting along with you for a while."

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Jiang Yingdi's acting skills are so good that it's hard for me to tell the truth from the fake.

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I leaned forward and stared into his eyes again: "Really?"

"Of course it is."

"How long was that period of time?"

Jiang Ran replied simply: "A month ago."

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a month ago

Recalling all his bad behaviors in the past month, I frowned again.

"You pervert/wolf! How dare you shamelessly lick my old waist!"

Jiang Ran was serious and serious: "You wrote the book, and I acted according to the book you wrote."

"Then you still take my clothes off when I have a fever!"

Jiang Ran squinted his eyes: "Isn't it the same way to take care of patients with fever?"

"Then you are still recording my dancing video during the live broadcast?"

Jiang Ran scratched his head: "This is what the host asked me to record, for the live broadcast effect."

"..."

There are 10,000 legitimate reasons for this decent face, serious tone, and all the bad behaviors in his mouth.

I squint.

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Jiang Ran still couldn't finish it, and said innocently: "I just want to make up for you, but you still call me a liar, it's really chilling."

ha? I don't believe your nonsense.

The actor is the actor after all.

Can't play but can't play...

farewell!

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Jiang Ran was left alone in the kitchen, and asked my back: "The kitchen hasn't been cleaned yet."

"Since you want to make up for it, what's the point of washing the dishes for me!"

I yelled angrily and slammed the door shut.

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It's a pity that Jiang Ran's acting career only stays in China.

This acting skill is simply an international superstar, the crystallization of the wisdom of all mankind!

I have a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not.

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There was a lot of movement outside, after a while, I opened the door and glanced at Jiang Ran.

He was sweeping the bowl I broke.

I blinked and sighed.

While mesmerized by him, I did see his sincerity.

I have a stable job, earn soft sister coins, and most importantly—

I have earned respect and affirmation.

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But even so, I will not forgive this dead man.

Unless he obediently apologizes to Lao Tzu and pays tens of millions for mental damage.