After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 28: Mouth and body are really fragrant online

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After packing up our luggage, we got on the plane to Yunnan and prepared to shoot the location.

In my setting, Four Seasons Mountain is a revolving tomb. There are 24 tombs from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain, corresponding to the twenty-four solar terms.

I didn't expect the director to be so serious that he actually filmed scenes on the spot.

As a writer, I was almost moved to tears when I met such a responsible crew.

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I still flew first class with Jiang Ran, but the whole journey was silent, more embarrassing than when I was flying for the first time.

This time I learned how to be good. I put on the mask and sunglasses before getting off the plane, and I didn't give him any chance to be gay.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I got out of the arrival station, I saw countless shaking fluorescent signs.

Not only Jiang Ran's name, but also my name and my pen name are printed on it.

There is even a fluorescent sign of "burning books".

The fans roared in unison, and the scene was chaotic for a while. I walked all the way, and many people handed me pens and asked for my book to be signed.

Seeing their begging, I softened my heart. Just as I was about to walk over there, Jiang Ran held my hand: "If you sign one, you have to sign all of them. You have to think about it yourself."

Cut, I turned my head and gave him a blank stare.

Just as I was glaring at him, a book flew out of the crowd out of nowhere and threw it straight at me.

Oh oh oh oh I'm going, it's because I dug a hole and didn't fill it and got sanctioned

I was so frightened that I froze in place, Jiang Ran already had quick eyesight and quick hands, and blocked me in one stride.

Then the brick-thick book fell directly on top of him.

"Hiss..." He clenched his back molars.

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I was completely dumbfounded, watching him let me go slowly, raised his hand and rubbed my shoulder.

The manager instantly frowned: "Ah, Mr. Jiang, are you okay? Where's the security guard! Hurry up and call more people, it's too dangerous!"

The crowd was also silent for a few seconds, and then an astonishing roar broke out: "Ahh, Zong Zong's boyfriend Li MAX, ahh, so handsome! My man looks so good even when he's injured!"

"..."

I suspect that these people are our black fans.

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After getting in the car, I saw that Yuji started to push the news—

Burning Book CP Airport encountered an accident, Jiang Yingdi was able to protect his wife.

Touched by the brotherhood, Jiang Ran airport sacrificed himself to protect his brothers.

ha? What kind of reporter is this, who will write all kinds of messy things as headlines to attract attention.

Believe it or not, I reported you all

But I saw the photos they took, Jiang Ran was smashed by the spine of the book.

Such a thick book must be quite painful.

I glanced to the side, he was lying on the backrest with his eyes closed.

Just when I was about to express my concern, his manager asked first, "Is Mr. Jiang all right? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

He raised his eyelids and said softly, "It's okay."

I also obediently shut up.

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The car climbed up the mountain, and as the altitude increased, the chill quickly rushed up.

The assistant brought us down jackets.

After we got off the bus, we met the director. He found a companion to guide us to familiarize ourselves with the environment, and then went to the cabin to make up and change costumes.

Because Shen Linhe played by Jiang Ran is the reincarnation of a fairy, in order to reflect the divinity of the character, his costume is several layers thinner than ours.

The assistant asked him: "Does Mr. Jiang need a warm baby?"

"How can a big man still use this kind of thing." I whispered to the side.

But after I finished speaking, I felt a little sorry.

Fortunately, I spoke very softly, so no one should hear me.

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When the filming officially started, Jiang Ran took off his down jacket, leaving only a sweater inside.

I wrapped my little padded jacket tightly, and I felt cold even when I saw him.

Who can stand this

Jiang Ran was very calm, no matter whether he was playing with me or the group, he didn't make any compromises.

I seem to see the spirit of dedication rising from him.

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In the afternoon, there was also a fight scene of encountering wolves in the snow.

But the crew played Erha.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery.

Before the director called to start, I sneaked into the props group to tease the dog.

Those silly fufu erhas were tied by chains, I squatted in front of them, clapped my hands and said, "Son, come and see Dad."

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I tried to change the name, and waved enthusiastically with open arms: "Baby dog smash? Big dog? Big baby? Come to Dad's arms~"

The dog pouted lazily.

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"puff-"

Suddenly there was a chuckle from behind, and Jiang Ran stood behind me holding a thermos cup at some point: "So you like dogs so much, but it's a pity they ignore you."

Hey, so angry.

I rolled my eyes at him, turned around and yelled, "Cut! You idiot, idiot, idiot!"

Unexpectedly, before the words were finished, the three erhas rose from the ground one after another, their dog eyes stared and their mouths opened, and they groaned and stuck out their tongues at me.

"..."

"Pfft—" Jiang Ran laughed again behind me.

this! this…

This is too stupid, right? !

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After teasing the dog for a while, the director called us to go filming again.

According to the direction of the plot, I was chased and killed by wolves, and when I was about to be taken away by wolves, Jiang Ran rescued me with a long whip.

So I was hung up by Wia again and sent into Jiang Ran's arms.

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However, he seemed to be in a bad state. When I plunged into his chest, he failed to stand still and fell to the ground with me.

I took a bite of the snow firmly.

Jiang Ran quickly helped me up: "Sorry, I didn't stand firmly."

Bah bah bah!

I suspect he did it on purpose.

But seeing his purple lips from the cold, I swallowed the curse words back.

The assistant hurried up to cover him with clothes and hand him hot water.

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The scene in the snow was filmed for about an afternoon, and the director did not put us back until the evening.

He told us to rest early, because we will be shooting at high altitudes tomorrow, which will take a lot of energy.

Jiang Ran was tossed so hard that day that he fell asleep in the car on the way back.

I asked the agent for an extra dress and put it on for him.

Accidentally touched his hand, it was as cold as digging it out of an ice cellar.

Oh my god, this guy is too dedicated.

In such a harsh environment, I didn't even find a substitute for filming.

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But when I got to the hotel, I discovered a very big thing.

My dear manager arranged Jiang Ran and me in a double room without saying a word.

This time there is not even a compartment, just go straight to the double room!

Would you like to share the same bed next time

Is there any law in this

What's more, after the manager sent us upstairs, he seriously told me: "Brother Shuyao, it's not easy for Mr. Jiang to shoot these few scenes. I hope you will take care of him more in life."

Heh, who knows what this guy is going to do to me in the middle of the night? Still let me take care of him

Even if the knife rests on my neck, I won't care about his life!

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When I got to the room, I quickly put my suitcase between the two beds.

"Jiang Ran, listen, this is the 38th parallel. If you dare to cross the line at night, I will beat you so hard that you can't get out of bed."

Jiang Ran slightly raised his eyebrows: "Are you still angry with me?"

I didn't bother to care about him, turned around and turned on the air conditioner.

Jiang Ran covered his mouth and coughed a few times.

When my body was a little warmer, I went to the bathroom to take a shower.

When he came out, Jiang Ran had already fallen asleep under the quilt.

?

He doesn't really intend to get enough energy first, wake up in the middle of the night and give me to gay, right

I hugged me in a panic.

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As a result, in the middle of the night, I was woken up by the sound of coughing.

"Jiang Ran?" I got out of bed in a daze, and turned on the bedside lamp, "What's wrong with you?"

He lay on his back on the bed, coughing so hard that his heart broke.

"The air conditioner is too hot, I, cough, cough..."

"Okay." I had no choice but to go over and turn off the air conditioner, "Are you comfortable now?"

Jiang Ran covered his mouth and coughed a few more times.

I saw his flushed face and realized something was wrong.

"Hey, you won't be freezing today, will you?"

Jiang Ran gave me a weak look.

I hurried over and touched his forehead, and stopped instantly in fright.

I suspect I'm touching a soldering iron.

He was dripping with sweat and his clothes were completely soaked.

"Fuck, you, why did you suddenly become like this..." I was so anxious that I almost cursed, but after thinking about it, I shut up.

"Do you need to go to the hospital?" I asked him again.

Jiang Ran shook his head: "It's okay, I can persevere, don't delay the progress of the crew..."

He paused, and asked softly, "Please help me see if there is any medicine in the refrigerator."

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Fortunately, the assistant prepared medicine for us.

I went to the toilet to get a basin of hot water and helped him up.

"Wipe off the sweat yourself, and I'll get you medicine."

He nodded, coughed several times, and was a little out of breath.

Heh, Jiang Ran, you have a fever, you should have a headache, not coughing and wheezing...

This guy must be playing tricks on me!

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Forget it, I also admit to being cheated.

Fever is real after all.

I went to boil water for him and leaned against the door to wait for the water to boil.

He was coughing non-stop in the back room, almost coughing up his lungs.

I actually feel a little distressed.

The acting is too realistic.

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I mixed a glass of warm water, and went to the closet to find a clean piece of clothing for him.

Jiang Ran sat listlessly on the bed with his upper body half naked.

"Put on clothes first, then drink medicine."

"Thank you." He took a deep breath and seemed to have to use a lot of force to squeeze out a few words.

But the moment he raised his hand, I saw several bruises behind him.

"Why did you make yourself like this again?"

"I..." He smiled helplessly, and was interrupted by coughing again.

"Drink the medicine quickly." I turned around and looked for plaster for him.

Why is Jiang Yingdi so good at tossing himself

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On closer inspection, I realized that his shoulders were broad and thick.

Probably the kind of Pacific shoulder width that little girls like most

Hey, no wonder so many little girls want to give birth to monkeys for him.

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After dealing with this soldering iron, I'm going to go back to sleep.

He suddenly reached out to hook me: "Mo Shuyao, are you still angry?"

Heh, if I was really angry with you, would I still serve you like my ancestor

pig head.

But I still shook off his hand righteously: "One size is one size, I hate people lying to me the most."

Jiang Ran coughed lightly when he heard the words, and turned his back to me: "I'm sorry, but I haven't found someone to confess to you..."

"...cough cough cough."

"Okay, okay, don't talk and take a rest."

I wish I could gag him.

It hurts my heart.