After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 29: Saving a life doesn't count as a kiss

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When I woke up the next day, Jiang Ran was still asleep.

I poked him through the quilt: "Is it better?"

He muffled me.

"Can I shoot today?"

"It's okay, the fever is gone." He forced himself to sit up from the bed, and looked at me seriously, "I can't let so many people wait for me."

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After breakfast, our group was hoisted up the mountain by the cable car.

In order to avoid tourists, the crew chose to shoot at the northern foot where there are relatively few people.

The sky was gloomy, and the wind sent icy snow, which was suitable for shooting the scene of the blizzard.

We tied the rope and climbed all the way, and the ground accompanied us at the front, talking about the legend of the snow mountain with relish, but unfortunately the wind was so strong that I couldn't hear it clearly.

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After arriving at the shooting location, the staff asked us one by one if we felt unwell, and Jiang Ran said calmly that we were fine.

I saw that his face was pale, and he wanted to cough but kept holding back, feeling a little flustered.

After the filming of this scene is over, I have to persuade him to go to the hospital for treatment.

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Our team leader is an experienced old Dou Wang, who is known as the Fourth Master Dou in the Jianghu.

He will take us to kneel down three times and kowtow seven times to walk a long way so as not to disturb the mountain god.

Empress Jiang Ran.

I knelt and bowed, this old bone soon hurt as if it fell apart.

Damn, digging a hole and jumping by yourself again.

When I wrote this article back then, the editor said that tomb robbery was a crime, so I had no choice but to add this kind of plot to save my life.

Who the hell is the tomb robber so polite, knocking his head a bunch of times before throwing the ancestor's grave.

Writing web texts is going against the sky, and performing web texts written by oneself is double death.

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A group of people continued to climb up the mountain, and when they were about to collapse, the director shouted through the walkie-talkie: "It's going to be a blizzard, everyone pay attention!"

The snow sprayed out by the snow machine was quickly smeared on my goggles by the wind. I was at a loss before my eyes, and my feet softened and I knelt on the ground.

Wen Zhao and the others were pulling me around in a hurry.

My legs were sunk in the snow, as heavy as lead.

In the future, when the audience watches this scene, they will definitely feel that I acted like a thief.

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I don't know how long the blower has been blowing, but the director suddenly called out, "Where's Jiang Ran? Why didn't he follow?"

The director's voice surprised everyone.

I raised my hand to wipe off the snow on my glasses, and looked behind me.

In addition to white or white, a vast expanse.

I'll go, what about others

My heart started beating wildly, and I followed the staff back the same way, ignoring my old waist and legs.

Damn it, this group of people are usually so good at currying favor with Jiang Dayingdi, but they all become useless at a critical moment.

I cursed in my heart.

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I never thought that the way back would be so long, I stumbled and walked for a long time before I saw Jiang Ran who was curled up into a ball.

He bowed his head half kneeling on the ground.

"Jiang Ran!" I yelled at him, but my voice was quickly drowned out by the wind and snow.

I almost scrambled and rushed over.

He was in excruciating pain, gasping for breath, and a puddle of blood was sprayed on the ground.

"Fuck..." I was dumbfounded, "Where did you get hurt? You won't die if you step on a horse!"

I quickly took off my cotton jacket and put it on him.

Jiang Ran gave me a weak look, moved his mouth but made no sound.

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Only then did I see clearly that Jiang Ran was bleeding from the nose, with his finger against his nose, and the dark red blood kept gushing out along the back of his hand.

"Don't be so anxious." I patted his back and held his nose.

"Don't press it..." Jiang Ran coughed a few times, then pushed my hand away tremblingly, "...I have chest tightness."

? I hung my hands in the air and stared at him blankly.

The staff quickly rounded us up.

I watched as the paper towels were stuffed into them, and then they were quickly stained red.

Jiang Ran was freezing cold all over, but his head was burning hot.

The assistant held the oxygen machine, but he couldn't breathe at all.

Nosebleeds and hypoxia, is it standard for you to die on a horse

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After tossing and tossing for a long time, the staff was about to cry: "No, Mr. Jiang can't stop bleeding, so he has to be sent to the hospital immediately."

Jiang Ran leaned against my arms, sweating profusely on his head, panting more and more urgently, and coughing continuously.

I rubbed his violently rising and falling chest: "If you persist, I will give you oxygen as soon as the bleeding stops."

He pulled off my sleeve: "I... dizzy..."

I felt his beating heart under my palm, and my mind went blank.

This horse has to jump hundreds of times a minute, right

"Fuck, how many minutes until the ambulance arrives?"

"Brother Shuyao, we have to go down the mountain first!" The manager also cried anxiously, "The cable car will take about five minutes to come up."

Jiang Ran grabbed my sleeve with difficulty, I opened his eyelids and saw his out-of-focus pupils, my heart sank suddenly.

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"Give me the oxygen mask!" I yelled at the staff, took the mask and put it on his mouth, "Is it better?"

Jiang Ran took a deep breath: "I can't breathe..."

ha?

The manager yelled out, "Brother Shuyao, this horse is not sealed."

… I'm going crazy.

I could even feel his body start to twitch.

Jiang Ran, are you a fool? Even though the environment on the plateau couldn't bear it, he still insisted on filming.

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A fool like you who doesn't even eat pigs looks like harmful garbage.

Garbage that hurts my heart.

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After a few seconds of silence, I threw the oxygen bottle out and straightened his head.

I pinched his chin, pried open the lip, took a deep breath and poured it directly.

I'll blow your mouth to your mouth and seal it up, right

"Ahem..." He twisted/body.

I took a breath: "Is it better?"

He nodded with difficulty.

I then pumped him up.

The thin air flow passed through the lips of the two, his cold lips were quickly moistened by saliva, and the rapid panting gradually calmed down.

The staff pinched his nose and finally stopped the bleeding.

His manager turned his worries into joy and clapped his hands: "Brother Shuyao, you are so great! You are the reincarnation of Hua Tuo, an angel in white! When Mr. Jiang recovers from his illness, it will be no problem to promise him with your body!"

"..." I thought to myself who would marry such an idiot.

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Seeing that his face softened a lot, I wiped the corners of his mouth for him.

Pressing his hot head against my chest, he whispered a few words: "Thank you."

Thank you for your size, I really thought I was going to separate myself from you just now.

I rubbed his head: "Next time if you try to be brave, I won't save you."

"You were just trying to be brave when you were with me." He turned half of his face and buried it in my chest.

? If it weren't for the fact that he was dying, I really wanted to smash his dog's head off.

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I was relieved after taking him to the ambulance.

After arriving at the hospital, he was pushed into the emergency room and tossed for a long time.

About half an hour later, the doctor came out with a gloomy face: "The patient has to be hospitalized! No, it's too dangerous!"

"What did you say?" I was leaning against the wall, but when I heard this, I rushed over, held his shoulder and shook him twice, "How is the patient doing now? Is his life in danger?"

"No, no..." The doctor was obviously frightened by me, "But the patient can no longer go to the plateau, because he has a lung infection! This is a fatal thing, it's too dangerous."

I let him go and scratched my head embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I was too excited just now."

The doctor shook his head helplessly, and muttered: "Isn't this Jiang Ran? Are movie kings so dedicated in filming? Hey, really, life is more important than anything else."

His words hit my heart, and I was very uncomfortable to hear them.

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But the manager suddenly teased: "Brother Shuyao, you looked like a domineering president just now, the kind who would want your whole family to be buried with you."

"..." I gave him a hard look, "Do you still have a conscience? You are Jiang Ran's manager."

He hesitated for a second, and said with an apologetic smile: "Isn't it all right? Thanks to brother Shuyao for the timely rescue."

"Nonsense, I'm certified by the Red Cross Society and hold a certificate to work."

When I was in college, my teacher told us that there were a lot of accidents on the set, and it was recommended to take a test to save your life.

But unfortunately, not long after I graduated, I went to stay at home to study in college.

But I don't want to use this skill anymore. It's actually quite uncomfortable to see others lying beside me in so much pain.

Especially... an idiot like Jiang Ran.

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Jiang Ran was still asleep when he was sent to the ward, the manager took out his phone and began to fiddle with it.

"What are you doing?"

"Take a picture and send it on Weibo to report your safety." The manager frowned, "This matter has been trending, and many people are paying attention."

I leaned over to take a look. In the photo, Jiang Ran's face was pale, his face was a little swollen, and there was a hanging bottle of infusion, with the word tragic in capitals.

"It's too ugly, Jiang Ran will be dizzy when he sees it." I pulled out the phone from his hand, "And he's suspected of selling miserably, don't let him provoke the navy."

After speaking, I took two photos of the heart rate monitor and threw them to him.

"Let's just post this, and we'll talk about the rest after the illness is cured."

The manager is like a treasure: "Brother Shuyao, you are too good at it."

"... No wonder Mr. Jiang has been fooled to death." He paused again and sighed softly.

Before I could react, he had already slipped to the door: "Okay, okay, I won't bother you, just call me if you need anything!"

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Jiang Ran was still asleep, so I moved a chair and sat by the bed, checking Weibo for a while.

The top three hot searches are like this—

#江火高Altitude sickness coma#

#Mo Shuyaojiangran artificial respiration#

#江火First Kiss Gone#

! ! My worldview collapsed in an instant.

Such an emergency situation, but was said to be flirting aboveboard

I am obviously full of aggressiveness, but I am said to be a little shou who throws himself into my arms at a critical moment of life and death

Jiang Ran fans cry—

The first kiss of the male god is gone, and I can't get a man?

Burning Book Girl Sings—

I got it for real, the CP I knocked out gave out candy!

Damn you! Why!

This is also my first kiss!

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"Bah!" I was so angry that I smashed my phone on the bed, "I &%#@¥!..."

Mouth fragrant...

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"Shuyao?" Jiang Ran suddenly made a movement and called me.

"Ah?" I quickly shut up and walked to his bedside, "Are you awake?"

He took a deep breath and mumbled, "Is there any water?"

"Yes, you can drink as much as you want." I turned around and poured it for him, "The doctor said that you have a cold and pneumonia, take a good rest for a few days, and don't mess around with it."

"oh… "

I shook the bed: "You must know that you are so sick that I will not let you go up the mountain, it's too dangerous."

I thought of yesterday, hearing his heart-piercing cough, and thought it was an act.

Who told you to play me in the dark all day long, haven't you heard the story of the wolf coming

But think about it, he himself is a wolf with a big tail.

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After drinking the water, he leaned on the bed and stared at me for a long time.

"What are you doing?"

Jiang Ran lowered his head and smiled: "Thank you, I don't know what would happen without you."

I subconsciously pursed my lower lip: "Even if it's not me, someone will give you artificial respiration."

He laughed out loud, then covered his mouth and coughed several times: "Is it your first kiss?"

? Jiang Ran, what are you thinking

I was so angry that I gave him a hard gouged look: "Artificial respiration is not kissing, understand? Saving lives can be counted as kissing!"

"That's it." Jiang Ran bit his lip to hold back his smile.

I froze on the spot.

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After a while, he said softly, "Come here."

"What are you doing?"

He waved to me.

I was annoyed: "What the hell are you trying to do?"

Jiang Ran leaned forward with strength, and quickly pecked my face.

"It's my first kiss too, so it's reciprocal."

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I was so scared that the tiger's body shook.

The bed was knocked down by me, and I pulled up the quilt to cover his head.

"If I had known earlier, I would have let you die."

The author has something to say: Altitude sickness: I tried my best.