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The next day, I was woken up by a phone call. Before I was awake, my agent was already yelling at me: "Mo Shuyao, how many Weibo accounts do you have? What are you trying to do? I'm so anxious Leh!"
"..." I was puzzled, did I lose my vest again
impossible! This time I obviously confirmed that it was correct before posting on Weibo.
Seeing that I didn't answer the call, the manager continued: "I'm on my way here, go to the hot search and see for yourself!"
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I opened Weibo in great pain and scanned it from the beginning.
Finally saw my name at the end.
I was really moved, really moved, this time I was not listed as the number one in the hot search, but silently lifted the tail behind.
The hot search words are as follows: Mo Shuyao, how many vests do you have! !
I can feel the netizens eating whales.
So what did I do wrong this time?
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After poking into the tag, I saw a mosaic.
On the left is the photo I took for Jiang Ran yesterday morning, and on the right is the photo I posed last night, and there are many red circles on it.
?
I was shocked, and I vaguely sensed something, and said something was wrong.
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Sure enough, the furnishings of the hospital...
I nearly popped my eyeballs out.
Damn you! Why!
The great sage told us that everything is always a unity of absolute motion and relative stillness. Why does it become a paradox here?
Could it be... this is philosophy
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Difficult, I am too difficult.
Are all the fans this year Microscope Girls
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Just when the netizens were still hesitating with the comparison chart, another enthusiastic citizen appeared.
He compared the audio track in my video with the live broadcast.
Alright, here's the real deal.
My vest fell off again.
I'm on the trending search again.
What kind of human suffering is this horse riding
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I thought of something even more terrible.
I am a grandma in the ghost animal area. I have commented on so many bad movies.
It's over, it's over, I managed to clean up my crimes until today, it's all ruined! !
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I hurriedly boarded the new account, only to find that I had skyrocketed to millions of fans.
New fans give me whitewash—
Mr. Mo, you are right to complain, bad sand sculpture movies should be criticized! The video you made is so beautiful, I will give you three consecutive times~
Looking forward to your screen debut, you will surely surprise the audience [Love]
Jiang Ran's fans apologize to me—
I'm sorry, Lao Mo, we shouldn't report your video, I believe you must be deeply in love and naturally black.
Master Mo, thank you for giving us artificial respiration regardless of past suspicions. If we can't do it, I give up.
My sand sculpture powder exploded into fireworks—
Ah, old Mo, I have always wanted to see your true face in Lushan, you are actually Mo Shuyao, take a good look at awsl
Lao Mo, I am your first fan, and I am your loyal leg pendant! Now I unilaterally announce that I will be promoted from the president of the Laomo Support Club to the president of the Mo Shuyao Global Support Club.
What's even more frightening is that the group of unknown creatures named Burning Book Girls went crazy—
Ahh burning book is rio!
It turns out that Mr. Mo and Mr. Ran have such a deep relationship! Ahh, they've been together for a long time!
Teacher Mo, I'll give you one minute, immediately, immediately! Cut out your favorite MV! I want to see you at your wedding!
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Ah, sorry, I'm crazy too.
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I threw the phone out and accidentally dropped it on Jiang Ran.
"Hmm..." He shrank his shoulders and slowly opened his eyes, "What? Who made you angry?"
I am speechless.
He blinked suspiciously.
The two looked at each other.
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It happened that the manager rushed over, and seeing the air in the ward was frozen, he hurriedly said, "What's the matter? Don't act like you are bitter and bitter."
Jiang Ran sat up from the bed: "Brother Rong, what's the matter?"
The manager scratched his head: "It's nothing, it's just that Brother Shuyao lost another vest."
"Vest?" Jiang Ran frowned, "What vest? Isn't he wearing a shirt?"
Hearing this, I was angry and laughed, wanting to cry but no tears.
The agent also smiled: "It's nothing, didn't a grandma make your ghost animal video three months ago and got banned. I didn't expect it to be Brother Shuyao, what a coincidence..."
Coincidentally, you are tall, God damn it, the enemy's road is narrow!
I hurried over to cover his mouth, but unfortunately I was still a step too late.
Jiang Ran narrowed his eyes, with doubts written all over his face: "Oh, what about this? I have the impression that my fans scolded him? That person is you?"
"I..." I was so angry that my face turned green, but I pretended to apologize to him, "I didn't mean to blacken you, it's definitely because your fans misunderstood."
Jiang Ran then laughed softly: "Why are you so serious, I'm not scolding you. You said it too, love is dark when it's deep."
"Yes, yes, yes!" The manager echoed repeatedly, "I didn't expect Brother Shuyao to fall in love with our Boss Jiang so long ago. It's really fate!"
WTF?
What do you want to do, little brother
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I think his job is not to be a manager, but to be a Jinji.
The first person to engage in a gold medal.
Sure enough, it was Jiang Ran who brought it out, and it was in the same line, as if it was fake.
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While Jiang Ran was washing up, the manager pulled me aside: "Brother Shuyao, how many vests do you still have? How many amazing identities are you hiding from us?"
I was furious: "It's gone! This Temeow is the last one."
Jiang Ran twisted a towel to wipe his face, then turned to look at us: "Brother Rong, will this account affect Shuyao after being exposed?"
"No, it's great, all his original fans have climbed the wall." The manager was a little excited, "It's almost five million fans, and netizens are calling him to live broadcast."
He nodded: "That's good."
"..." I was speechless.
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After returning to the ward, we had breakfast.
I have no appetite, but Jiang Ran is in high spirits.
He asked me: "Has your account been unblocked? What's it called? I'll search it."
"Go away, eat your meal."
Jiang Ran laughed out loud, while drinking porridge, fiddled with the phone with one hand.
"There are a lot of videos about you on the homepage of this software, the famous mermaid scene, the anger of the head of state? It looks very funny."
"Tsk, don't look at it! Eat and rest!"
I rushed up to snatch his phone, but Jiang Ran leaned back and clicked on a video.
I heard an unfamiliar melody.
A big truck with my photo printed on it slowly approached.
A few crooked nuts surrounded him: Teacher Mo! Teacher Mo! our! our!
I'm going, it's actually an advertisement for Jinkela?
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Fan No. 1 (clang, bang, banging on the car door): I want Teacher Mo, I want to enter the ghost animal area, I must have Teacher Mo!
Fan No. 2 (flashing teeth and dancing claws): I want Teacher Mo, I want to write crispy duck when I grow up, I want Teacher Mo!
Jiang Ran (persuading a fight): No fight, no fight! What are the benefits of Teacher Mo? Let me hear what you said
Fan No. 1 (Dong Xian's hand knife): There is Mr. Mo in the broken station, talking about bad movies, being a ghost animal, so much fun!
Fan No. 2 (very excited): Yuan Dan has Teacher Mo, and can learn more than 200 new poses!
Fan No. 1: Talents are rare in the world, since Mr. Mo, one person is better than six people!
Fan No. 2: With Mr. Mo, the daily grain production has increased by 18,000, and we no longer need to engage in CP by ourselves! Ha ha!
Jiang Ran (thinking with his chin): Little fan, you are not stupid! My daughter-in-law gave it to him, who will cut the video for me? Absolutely not to him! There are too few fans of Burning Books, we all have to do it, Mr. Mo, don’t think about any of you, I will ask him to produce food!
ha? What the hell video is this
When did I become Jiang Ran's wife
Before I had time to grab the phone, the video continued to play the words of tiger and wolf——
Jiang Ran has Mr. Mo, and he produces food during the day and does it at night. Jiang Ran has Mr. Mo, so both style and style are correct!
yeah! ! !
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"..."
How did this video pass the review?
Did Jiang Ran not understand or was he thick-skinned?
My old face turned red when I heard that!
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I was so angry that I grabbed the phone, and it was the old lady I was familiar with—
Is the CP I engaged in officially announced today
Day, this bastard has already cut several ghosts of me and Jiang Ran!
Who is under the skin?
How much hatred do you have with me
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"This video is quite interesting, why are you so angry?"
Jiang Ran covered his mouth, laughed a few times and started coughing again.
Hehe, you were punished for making you laugh so happily just now, right
I shouldn't have served you so comfortably, thinking of being gay as soon as I recovered from my illness!
I rushed forward and picked up the oxygen mask and put it on him.
"Huh?" Jiang Ran looked at me suspiciously.
I put the bed down.
"Sleep for me, and you are not allowed to watch ghost videos, especially me and you!"
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