After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 33: It feels good to be rich

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After the location shooting is over, the filming of this drama is officially over.

There are several zeros on my bank card.

Ah, this is what it feels like to get rich overnight!

Now I can finally stand up proudly and say that I want to set myself a small goal first——

Make it a hundred million!

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But when the big star’s schedule is really tight, the agent will take us to the record company to record the opening song of Pisces Pei after we got off the plane.

Although I was a little tired, but thinking of earning money again, I was refreshed instantly.

Maybe this year I will be able to live in a large townhouse with a sea view villa.

Come on, Mo Xiaoyao, go for the duck! !

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This song is called "Ten Thousand Paths". I read the lyrics first. Although I don't know the author, she wrote it quite well.

You can tell at a glance that you are someone who has read the original.

That's great, I didn't let down the fairy love my family smashed.

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The instructor also prepared two scores for us.

Jiang Ran and I reached out to the staff at the same time.

Jiang Ran paused for a moment: "Have you ever learned an instrument before?"

"No, but I have learned vocal music." After speaking, I took the staff from his hand, "and I must sing better than you."

Jiang Ran chuckled lightly upon hearing this.

The young lady also laughed and said, "Teacher Mo is indeed an all-rounder, and his reputation is well-deserved."

Isn't that right? After all, he is the most beautiful cub in the village, so of course he needs to develop morally, intellectually, physically, aesthetically and in an all-round way.

This is what my dad taught me in Hawaii!

It's just a pity that he couldn't see how I am now.

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The young lady guides us to open our voices first.

I scratched my head in embarrassment: "Well, can I go and practice alone?"

"Why?"

"Because my voice is rough."

"Huh?" Jiang Ran and the young lady looked at me curiously.

I had no choice but to add the second half of the sentence: "The lion roaring in the east of the river..."

Jiang Ran frowned: "Is this bad? It hurts your throat."

Heh, you don't know Lao Tzu's achievements back then, how could he become famous if he really hurt his throat

I held my head high and said, "This is called the dialectical unity of particularity and universality."

"Sophistry." Jiang Ran glanced at me.

ha?

Forget it, good men don't fight men.

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I slipped into a corner, yelled at the wall a few times, and tried to climb a few scales.

When we went back, Jiang Ran kept his eyes on me, watching me come in from the door.

"Looking at what?" I was impatient.

Jiang Ran said with a smile: "What is the lion's roar in the east of the river? It's obviously a kitten barking."

? Jiang Ran, when did you learn badly

Or is it true that once you get acquainted with each other, you will reveal your true colors

Believe it or not, I'll beat you up!

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After getting familiar with the tune and lyrics, the young lady asked us to record a demo with the accompaniment.

Jiang Ran sang first, his vocal range was lower than mine, and the magnetic subwoofer rang in my ears, a hundred times more provocative than when he was speaking.

With the faintly sad accompaniment, even I find it difficult.

After this song is released, Jiang Ran's bastard fans will definitely shout to give him monkeys again.

No, how can I always be crushed to death by him as I am known as the top ten singers on campus

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My vocal range is relatively high, and I have been holding back singing in front of me, but I can't help but release my nature when I reach the high-pitched part.

"I was born a mayfly to see the sea, and the sun rises and the clouds clear;

It's you in the morning and night, hold your hand and I'll be with you;

It is you who have been chilling for ten years, and you have been through my spring and autumn for thousands of years... "

Wow, the lyrics are so well written.

I was a little distracted, and looked to the side, just in line with the curve of Shang Jiang Ran's side face.

His serious appearance is like a continuous snow mountain, handsome and cold with wind and snow.

It suddenly occurred to me that Jiang Ran almost died in my arms in the icy and snowy day, and his breathing stopped for a few seconds.

Hmm... It seems that I sang a wrong note.

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After recording the demo, Jiang Ran took off his earphones and looked at me: "What's wrong? Do you have something on your mind?"

I quickly shook my head, thinking that what could happen, it's not all about you...

… drove me crazy.

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The young lady smiled: "The two teachers have a foundation after all, and after working together, they should be able to finish the recording tonight."

Jiang Ran smiled and nodded.

The young lady said again: "Teacher Mo seems to be a little absent-minded, and he will look at each other when the official recording is made later, so don't be eaten to death by Jiang Ran."

! ! !

Miss sister, could you please pay attention to your wording? Don't think that you can do whatever you want because of your looks.

I gave her a hard look.

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So I didn't believe in evil, and asked Jiang Ran to look at me for ten seconds to try.

Jiang Ran was a little surprised at first, and hesitated for a few seconds before agreeing.

The young lady smiled and said, "If you guys are having fun, why not record the interview first, this is also today's itinerary."

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Soon she prepared the equipment: "Since Teacher Mo intends to stare at each other for ten seconds, let's start with this session."

"Okay." I looked at him confidently.

I want to see who ate who.

It was the first time I looked into his eyes so seriously, and I realized that his pupils were actually brown.

ha? I wonder if he is a mixed race of any country. He has the Roman Empire, the King of Austria, the Spanish Royal Family, and the Habster Waldrigburg family blood of the Portuguese nobles. Charity companies are all over the world, and there are also private aircraft carrier armor. A luxurious single noble who is only tempted by one person, right

"Pfft..." I couldn't help laughing.

Jiang Ran frowned: "You didn't even look at me, what are you thinking so funny?"

I quietly wiped my saliva: "I'm sorry, let's start officially."

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Heh, isn't it just ten seconds? It's too simple, twenty seconds is fine.

I turned my head slightly to look into his eyes.

Jiang Ran was very quiet, looking at me calmly.

Like a stream, flowing slowly.

And the sparkling light flashed me from time to time.

Hey, why is this dog man exuding charm all over his body.

I counted the seconds silently in my heart, and even forgot to breathe.

Seven, eight, nine...

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At the end of ten seconds, I clutched my beating heart, my mind went blank, and I was at a loss.

The young lady smiled: "Is Teacher Mo prone to blushing?"

I touched my old face, day, why is it so hot!

Jiang Ran said to the young lady: "Turn off the camera, don't broadcast this episode."

Then he leaned in and blew lightly into my ear: "Teacher Mo always blushes, what does that mean?"

Fog Grass! I was shocked.

This time it was all seen by him.

It's too disappointing, how could my old face, Mo Shuyao, turn red so easily

I grabbed the pillow and threw it at him.

Jiang Ran laughed even more wantonly.

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I lost my soul for the next recording. The young lady refused to let go, and asked me how I felt when I gave Jiang Ran artificial respiration, and how I felt when I was injured and was taken care of by Jiang Ran.

I'm going, isn't it an interview? Why did you make it into a blind date show

How many times have I said that artificial respiration is not a kiss, and saving lives is not a kiss!

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But when recording a song, I don’t have to look at each other for too long. I’m lucky to be cute.

Before leaving, the young lady was still very excited: "You guys sang well and looked at each other so affectionately. The fans will definitely go crazy when this MV comes out."

Jiang Ran also nodded in agreement.

Alas.

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It was late at night when we sat in the car, and the manager was going to take us home.

Speaking of going home, I thought that I hadn't paid my rent at the beginning of this year.

Now that I have money, I have to pay it back quickly!

I called my landlord.

Unexpectedly, she hesitated in her tone: "Shuyao, I heard that you have become an actor, so you must not look down on my dilapidated house. My son is getting married, and I want to sell this apartment to him. It's just right You haven't paid your rent this year..."

ha? She doesn't rent it anymore

Is that asking me to drink the northwest wind

What kind of human suffering is this horse riding...

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I was so upset after hanging up the phone.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Ran leaned forward.

I looked up at the starry sky at forty-five degrees: "My rented house is due..."

"But it doesn't matter!" I puffed up my chest proudly in the next second, "Now that I have money, I will buy a sea view villa right away!"

"This." Jiang Ran mercilessly poured cold water on me, "With the salary of your drama, it is still a bit difficult to buy a villa in Beijing."

"ha?"

He continued: "My dad is in the real estate industry. I know the market better than you."

I glared at him.

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"However," Jiang Ran paused, "If you want to live, I have something ready-made for you."

Could it be that he wants to give me a set? Wucao, you are too embarrassing! What's the point of this? After all, nothing is rewarded for nothing...

Shit!

If you hesitate, you will lose.

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I straightened my eyes instantly.

He leaned over again: "And after I take you to Germany, you will inevitably live in a villa. You should move here first to get used to it..."

"OK!"

The moment I interrupted him, Jiang Ran calmly added the second half of the sentence: "... cohabitation is also good."

ha?

What the hell

I petrified on the spot, Jiang Ran's eyes lit up and he was overjoyed: "So you agree?!"

I…

I agree with your size!

Jiang Ran, will you die if you finish your sentence in one breath

With such a short breath, it is no wonder that I have altitude sickness.

deserve it!

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But Jiang Ran has already begun to order: "Brother Rong, take us back to my house directly, Teacher Mo will stay with me for a few days first."

I wanted to cry, but I wished I could rush up and smash his dog's head off: "Who said I agreed!"

Jiang Ran frowned: "It's wrong to backtrack."

The agent was also very excited: "Yes, we all heard it. Mr. Mo, wouldn't it be good for you to live in our Jiang Zong's house of several hundred square meters for nothing?"

Hey, hey, hey, hey, alas...

I was so moved, so moved to tears.

Jiang Ran still couldn't get enough of his thoughts: "Obviously they lived together since the filming of the drama started, so there's something embarrassing about it."

Hey, I really can't move this time.

It's really sheep entering the tiger's mouth!

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But I don't know why I...

Kind of looking forward to it.

Forget it, anyway, it's a temporary stay for a few days.

He was quite honest when we lived together before, but now, he can't help but be in vain.

Anyway, as soon as I save enough money, I will leave immediately!

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But when the car arrived at his house, I was completely lost.

Jiang Ran's house, a three-and-a-half-story luxury villa in the outer ring of Beijing, is a hundred times more luxurious than that presidential suite.

The most important thing is that it is a residential house after all, and the decoration style is relaxed and warm.

I suddenly felt like going back to the time when my family still had money.

Jiang Ransai gave me a pair of slippers: "Don't be restrained, there are still a few vacant rooms on the first and second floors, you can pick whatever you want."

My heart skipped a beat.

"Where are your parents?"

Jiang Ran laughed: "Why are you in such a hurry, I live alone in this apartment at the moment."

Hey, rich people are capricious.

Sorry, I'm down again.

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I once dreamed of walking across the world with a sword and seeing the prosperity of the world, but I didn't expect to live in Jiang Ran's house in the end.

But the feeling of living in a mansion is really cool.

I happily rolled over on the bed.

Emma, I'll go, I accidentally knocked my old waist...

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