After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 34: The cultivation of a good man at home

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Before we were filming continuously, we were all so busy. Now that I finally settled down, my unbelievable old waist began to ache.

Hey, I originally wanted to spend a few days in Jiang Ran's place by cheating on eating and drinking.

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No way, I can only lie straight on the bed, staring at the million-dollar chandelier on the ceiling to distract my attention.

One sheep, two sheep, three sheep...

It's over, I can't sleep.

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After an unknown amount of time, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Jiang Ran asked me through the door: "Are you still asleep?"

"Well, I didn't sleep." I was still awake, so I responded casually.

Jiang Ran's voice was a little anxious: "Can't sleep, or is there something uncomfortable? It's already one o'clock in the morning."

ha? It's so late

I got up to get my phone, but my waist was weak and I hit the head of the bed with a bang.

Damn, it's solid wood furniture, it's really hard.

I cried out in pain and rubbed my poor head.

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Maybe it was too much noise, Jiang Ran pushed the door open and came in, frowning seriously: "What's the matter?"

I supported my old waist with one hand, rubbed my head with the other, and half leaned against the bed in a twisted posture.

Jiang Ran stared at me all the way.

"Uh, it's okay." I hurriedly sat up straight, leaning against the headboard of the bed, rubbing my old waist in distress.

"Did your back injury recur?" He rushed forward and held my hand, "Does it hurt?"

I went, and he saw it.

I blinked, faked a smile and said, "It's okay, it's really okay."

However, Jiang Ran's big trotters had already pinned down my waist.

! ! I couldn't help howling.

His expression froze for an instant, his eyes fixed on me.

Jiang Ran, do you consider yourself to be a sharp eye or a roentgen ray, artificial X-ray detection

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He quickly held my waist and stuffed me back into the quilt, then turned me over with a thud.

He pressed a few more times: "Does it hurt?"

"It's okay." I was made very uncomfortable by him, "It's just soreness and pain, just bear with it for a while."

"Lie down obediently." Jiang Ran slammed the door and went out.

ha? what's the situation

Jiang Ran, do you want to make wool

However, Ben Xianyu was really in pain today, so he couldn't perform a Jedi turnaround.

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After a few minutes, he came back with a chubby machine and a hot water bottle.

I watched him dim the lights in the room, plug in the electricity, and white mist was slowly sprayed out of the machine.

Also... very fragrant.

"This is an aromatherapy machine, soothe the nerves." Jiang Ran explained lightly, "Take sleeping pills if you feel really uncomfortable."

After all, it is poverty that limits my imagination. Rich people use high technology to take care of others.

Then my waist became hot, and he put a hot water bottle on my waist.

Misty Grass, so comfortable!

I twisted / body happily.

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Jiang Ran sat next to me: "Did it hurt all the time during the filming, and I just endured it and didn't say anything?"

"It's okay, but it's too cold on the snow mountain in the last few days."

Jiang Ran was silent for a long time.

I seem to feel his burning eyes coveting my old waist again.

Alas.

I wonder if he will say something, saying something like your waist is thin and white, it's a pity to get hurt.

But this time he was very serious: "If it's not serious, when I take you to Germany, listen to the doctor's instructions and recover for a while, and you should be able to recover."

I was a little sleepy by his shit aroma diffuser, so I responded vaguely.

He seemed to have heard it, and leaned over and rubbed my head.

"Go to bed first, it's okay."

Jiang Ran's pig's trotters seem to have their own electric current, which flows from my scalp to the bottom of my heart.

My heart beat fast again.

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My old waist is most afraid of the cold.

When my back injury recurred last winter, I was in bed all day.

Later, I was so hungry that I climbed out of bed and made a bowl of noodles.

Really no exaggeration, climbed out of bed.

I ate a bucket of instant noodles next to the radiator, and looked up at the starry sky at a forty-five-degree angle, so that tears would not fall.

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At times like this, you really need someone to accompany you.

I covered my head in the pillow.

I don't want to admit that I can't live without Jiang Ran anymore.

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When I woke up the next day, the sun was already high.

I lay flat on the bed, refreshed.

Ahh, it feels so good to be born again.

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I walked out of the room, Jiang Ran was busy in and out of the kitchen.

I stood at the door for a while, and he turned around and saw me.

"Do you feel better?"

"Yeah." I nodded, "Thank you."

Jiang Ran smiled: "It's almost lunch time, please wait for a while and I will meet you."

Hey wait, as a good young man in the 21st century, how can I be a professional prostitute

I quickly followed: "Let me make lunch."

Jiang Ran frowned: "Don't make trouble, go to rest."

"No." I snatched the apron from his hand, "Sitting and sleeping for a long time will also hurt your waist."

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Jiang Ran pressed my waist smoothly, and agreed when he saw that I didn't respond.

"Do you have noodles at home?"

"Make noodles again?" Jiang Ran asked with a smile, "You don't know how to cook noodles, do you?"

"..."

I am a poor and fat man who basically lives on instant noodles. I have to save money to order takeaways. I don’t have any leisure time to study recipes.

But I was still not reconciled: "What's wrong with eating noodles? Boiled dry pickled cold sauce, I am proficient in everything!"

Unreasonable and strong.

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Jiang Ran lowered his head and laughed out loud when he heard this.

"Hey!" I rolled my eyes at him angrily.

Jiang Ran pointed to the vegetables he had already cut: "I'll teach you how to make tomato beef brisket soup."

ha? Before I could react, he had already tied the apron for me.

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"Put the beef brisket in the pot and cook for three minutes on high heat to remove the foam."

"Then saute it in a pan."

Jiang Ran leaned aside and directed me.

I haven't cooked for a long time, and I was in a hurry for a while.

"It's time to put the seasoning." Jiang Ran handed me a small bowl, "Pour less oil, don't get splashed."

"Oh." Without looking up, I took the bowl and poured it into the pot, then reached out and started looking for cooking oil.

"Here." He helped me unscrew the lid before handing it over.

I reckoned that I fell a little, and shrank my shoulders reflexively when I heard the sound of prickling.

"Your movements are really unfamiliar." Jiang Ran finally couldn't bear it and came over, grabbed my wrist, and wrapped me in his arms.

I pressed against his chest and forgot to breathe for a second.

"Hey..." I moved / body to make a little space.

"Concentrate." He patted my head, "You still have a lot to learn in the future."

Oh, bastard! How can such a wise and powerful person like Lao Tzu need him to teach him

But... this dish is really delicious.

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After putting the vegetables into the stew pot, Jiang Ran took out a bundle of raw noodles and gave it to me: "It's your turn to use your expertise."

I give him a blank stare.

The time has finally come for me to show off my skills!

When I boiled the noodles, the soup was just ready.

Misty grass, really fragrant.

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Jiang Ran took out the pot and filled two bowls of noodles.

I just noticed that there is a wine cabinet between the living room and the kitchen. At first glance, it is full of red wine.

The sinful life of the rich.

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I stared at the wine cabinet: "Jiang Ran, want to have a glass of wine together?"

"What do you want to drink?"

I slumped in the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, and directed, "Give me a bottle of 82-year-old Lafite to rinse my mouth with."

"Did you rinse your mouth with red wine?" Jiang Ran was incredulous, frowning, with a violent look in his eyes.

I burst out laughing.

"Isn't it possible that Jiang Dayingdi hasn't seen Young and Dangerous?"

Hearing this, he thought for a few seconds before shaking his head with a smile: "You really can't do anything about it."

After finishing speaking, he got up and opened the wine cabinet.

"Hey, hey, I'm joking with you!" I hurried forward to stop, "Don't take it seriously, it's too wasteful for me to drink such a good wine."

"It's a waste if I don't have anyone to drink with me." But he didn't take it seriously, "Wait a minute, sober up."

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So, tomato beef brisket noodles with red wine, new dark cuisine set get

I took a sip of the wine, and the pure aroma hit my face, with a bit of astringency.

I made a casual joke, and he really took out such a good wine.

How can I pay off these favors!

Damn rich second generation!

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There was a sudden knock on the door.

Jiang Ran got up to open the door, it turned out to be our manager.

"What's up?"

The manager walked in panting: "Mr. Jiang, why don't you answer the phone? Brother Shuyao too, you two are missing!"

He was still thinking about it, but when he saw the arrangement on the table, his face changed instantly, and he scratched his head embarrassedly: "Ah, so it's a candlelight dinner, I understand, I understand, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

"..."

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Jiang Ran seemed a little dissatisfied, and repeated again: "Is there something wrong?"

The agent said: "No big deal, there is a men's clothing brand called Cuckoo, and I invite you to be the endorsement..."

"I won't answer." Before I could respond, he had already flatly refused.

Hearing this, I straightened my eyes—

Jiang Ran, you special meow, do you know how valuable an endorsement is!

How could I let go of all opportunities to make money? !

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I hurriedly said: "Why didn't you pick it up? Pick it up, let it go! Lay it on the ground!"

Jiang Ran frowned: "Mo Shuyao, your waist is still hurt, besides, I will take you to Germany right away..."

"No!" I interrupted him with righteous words, "I can't live in your house forever and prostitute you for nothing, can I? I want to earn money to support myself. I'm a good young man in the 21st century."

Jiang Ran stared at me seriously for a few seconds.

"Look at what I'm doing, promise!" I was afraid that he wouldn't be able to hear me, and it was almost the roar of the east lion.

Jiang Ran clicked his tongue, and said helplessly: "Okay, I'll listen to you this time. But you must take a good rest after accepting this advertisement, understand?"

I was overjoyed: "I understand, you can rest assured."

The agent had a smile on his face: "Okay, I'll contact the agent right away, then you can enjoy it slowly, don't bother me."

After speaking, he pulled up his companion and quickly slipped away.

When he reached the door, he poked his head in again, and said, "But Mr. Mo must listen to Mr. Jiang and take good care of his waist~"

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I always feel he has something to say.

The author has something to say: In fact, Mr. Mo has already enlightened Orz and he is short of a sweet confession~