After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 35: Working hard is for home

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There are a variety of clothes in the studio.

The moment I walked in, my eyes were straight.

It is said that a man depends on gold and a horse depends on a saddle. I can wear a suit that I couldn't afford before, but I can wear it today!

Getting rich overnight is not a dream! !

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When the young lady saw us coming, she greeted us with a smile: "Ms. Mo and Mr. Jiang have just finished working together on a play. They have honed their tacit understanding and cultivated their relationship. Just standing together makes them look good."

?

I frowned suspiciously.

Young lady, the way you praise people is a bit weird.

Jiang Ran laughed softly behind me.

Hey, I have a bad feeling.

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The staff first took us to the lounge, showed us the brand information, and talked about the idea of shooting.

"The advertisement for this endorsement is our latest spring suit and pajamas. Our design concept is decent and comfortable..."

I'm not interested in listening to their chatter and chatting, and I just read the copywriting by myself.

However, as a veteran men's wear, cuckoo is very mature in terms of design concept and shape.

Not bad, not bad, the last thing that caught my eye, I don't know what it was.

I secretly boasted in my heart, and picked up the copywriting and flipped through a few pages.

WTF?

My smile froze instantly.

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I blinked hard, yes, I read that right—

In this bullshit copywriting, Jiang Ran is portrayed as an elite in the industry, wearing suits and leather shoes; while I am in my pajamas, cooking at home and walking the dog... a house husband.

Not only that, in the short fifteen seconds, most of the time is the scene of two big men wearing crooked pajamas.

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I've never seen such heartless shit! !

Is it true that I have never written advertising copy

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So I took the case and asked, "Why does this ad focus on home life and pajamas?"

The young lady smiled and said, "Aren't we working hard just to make our family better?"

Oh, you are right.

I didn't believe in evil, and asked again: "Even if you live at home, you can't find two big men to shoot a pajamas advertisement together?"

The young lady said bluntly, "But our brand only makes men's clothing."

"..."

Hard core logic, justified.

farewell!

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Jiang Ran also smiled softly when he heard the words: "Yes, all efforts are for family, such a good moral, Teacher Mo will not suffer from occupational diseases."

I gave him a suspicious look.

No wonder I felt something was wrong as soon as I entered the door.

Jiang Ran, I only give you a second to say—

Could it be that you colluded with them and changed the copywriting to trick me again! !

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Shouldn't it be simple and rude to highlight the charm of mature men

something like this -

The brand I recommend to you today is a man designed by hundreds of art masters! Pack! Rose! precious!

Cuckoo men's clothing, cuckoo men's clothing, high-quality cotton wrapped in 100% cotton processing.

In today's increasingly depleted biological resources, if you buy it, you will be lucky; if you invest in it, you will wait for the appreciation; if you wear it, you will have more face!

Amazing choice, you can do it, so can I!

or something like this—

If a man wants to be successful, he wears a cuckoo. One is trouble free, two are glamorous, and three are otherworldly. Oh~ Yes!

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Forced to change into men's pajamas, I stood in front of the mirror and cursed.

I recalled the fear of being dominated by ghost and animal videos that day, as well as the shame of wearing clothes such as pajamas and Jiang Mouxian's popping popping.

Pinrujia, a man's wardrobe...

Ah no, entered the wrong BGM.

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The filming officially started. The first scene was that I was sleeping on the sofa, and President Jiang came home, took off his suit jacket and covered me.

What kind of bullshit men's clothing advertisement, I obviously took the script of the heroine.

I huddled on the sofa in shame, listening to Jiang Ran's footsteps approaching step by step.

A weight suddenly dropped from his body.

I subconsciously twisted my shoulders, and the moment I opened my eyes, I happened to meet his gaze.

Jiang Ran was startled for a moment, and then the corners of his mouth curved slightly.

He was only wearing a plain white shirt and a minimalist black tie.

Then he raised his hand to hook the tie, pulled it down a few inches, and loosened the first button.

The seductive curves propped up by Adam's apple and skeleton extend to the collar...

Damn, why is he so good-looking.

For a split second, my paws on the sofa softened, and I almost fell into his arms.

Fortunately, Jiang Ran's eyesight and hands quickly supported me.

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The photographer was so moved that he clapped his hands: "My God, this is really a perfect match! I was afraid that you two would look at each other awkwardly, but I didn't expect Teacher Mo to throw himself into his arms!"

ha?

Photographer, you have the guts to say it again! !

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Jiang Ran sneered heartlessly.

Damn, I'm just slipping, why are you so excited

Where is Jiang Ran

How could I be wiped out by him?

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The next scene is my favorite dog-handling session.

This time the film crew brought a Samoyed.

Ah, our smiling angel is the most docile!

I happily rubbed its dog's head, Jiang Ran turned around and began to undress and change into pajamas.

I suddenly remembered that he had a scar on his body.

It should have been treated with liquid foundation, concealer or something, right

Otherwise, he must feel uncomfortable being looked at in front of so many people.

Just as I was thinking, he had already changed his clothes and walked towards me.

I looked up.

Fog Grass!

Under the swaying clothes, the tight curve of his abdomen outlined the contours of his abdominal muscles.

This is simply a screen-opening crit! And made me worry about him blindly.

I lost my mind for a moment.

Samoyed let out a howl under my palm.

I'm sorry Gouzi, Jiang Ran is really fucking good-looking.

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The Appearance Association has done a lot of harm.

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In the last scene, Jiang Ran went to my room and turned off the lights for me.

I closed my eyes quietly, but the lights outside the window were still brightly lit, and there was a lot of traffic.

Here I have an inner monologue—

The end of the struggle is the company of the family.

Cuckoo men's clothing, to create the warmest home for the outstanding you.

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After the shooting, the photographer played all three master tapes for us to see.

The picture freezes at the moment when Jiang Ran and I are hugging the dog and giggling.

Gouzi was silly and fufu, the two of us hugged Gouzi and laughed like fools.

My heart was poked.

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Well, I admit that sensational copywriting also has its unique charm.

Who made the dog so cute

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The ad shot for another day.

On the way back, I lazily nestled in the seat, and Jiang Ran sat next to me.

"tired?"

"good."

I blinked, my voice a little tired.

"There is still a long way to go, you go to bed first." Jiang Ran asked his assistant for a blanket and covered it up for me, "After that, stay at home and rest for a few days, I have already booked a ticket to Germany, this Saturday. "

He actually wants to take me to Germany

I thought it was a special quotation for the domineering president, but he was just joking.

Then the moonlight, I quietly looked at the scar on the palm of my hand.

It's not his fault at all.

It's over, and I owe a favor again.

But I have no money and no rights, and I can't say anything moving with a stupid mouth.

After a moment of silence, I whispered, "Thank you."

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He didn't respond to me.

I turned my head and saw that this fool fell asleep at some point.

I threw the blanket over him.

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Pig head, take care of others like a set.

When I get here, I won't do anything.

The author has something to say: At that time, I made a cuckoo men's clothing casually, but when I wrote it, my mind was full of cuckoos...