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I was overwhelmed by Jiang Ran and carried me back to the hotel, and threw me directly on the bed.
Jiang Ran took advantage of the situation and lay beside me, his eyes fixed on me.
I hugged the quilt and shivered.
It's over, it's over, according to my years of experience in literature, this evil European and American bear will definitely eat me up tonight.
Could it be that the great journey of my single mother and fetus for 26 years, 8 months, 13 days, 19 hours and 7 seconds ended at this moment?
"What is Teacher Mo thinking? His face is so red."
He leaned over to wrap my earlobe in his mouth.
Fog Grass! I trembled violently and slid into the quilt with a scream of fright.
Jiang Ran laughed heartlessly: "When I wrote the essay, I was very logical, why are you so shy when it's my turn to practice it?"
Alas. I roll my eyes.
"Asshole, you don't understand literary creation! It's because I haven't practiced it that I can write without restraint."
I howled, but I didn't expect Jiang Ran's big pig's hooves to suddenly wrap around my waist.
In the next second, Jiang Ran still couldn't get enough of it and said, "Then Mrs. Ji'er, which episode do you want to try first tonight?"
WTF?
Hearing this, I just felt the hairs on my back and shuddered.
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Jiang Ran, he, he, he! He actually read my online version of the episode
Could it be that you followed my AO3 account?
Misty grass, it's over.
I, who was eating and waiting to die all day long, was definitely not as young and strong as my Xiaoshou, who had experienced many battles.
If all those lawless moves were performed on me...
My spine is about to be broken by Jiang Ran! !
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I thought that today, what I reaped was sweet love, but unexpectedly it was a death warning.
What are you kidding?
I'm the prettiest boy on the battlefield of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, what kind of gun have I never passed? Jiang Ran is an ass!
I twisted my body, trying to break free from Jiang Ran's arms, but unexpectedly, he got even worse and raised his legs to clamp me.
He rubbed my baby's head violently: "Don't make trouble, I still don't want to hurt you until the wound is healed."
This time I was completely eaten to death.
It's like a big sausage in a hot dog, hot and sticky, without any desire to survive.
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Hey, I can't move.
His wicked claws took the opportunity to poke around me.
...itchy.
I refrained from shouting out as I circulated the magical BGM in my head.
Come on, be merry~ I have a lot of time anyway~
Come on, pretentious~ Anyway, there is a lot of scenery~
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No... still itchy.
I feel like I'm about to be touched by Jiang Ran.
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"Have you hugged enough..." My voice softened.
"It's hard to get you into my bed, how can I hug you enough?"
But he let go a little, straightened my head, and poked it hard a few more times.
"Mrs. Ji'er, you really look like that little yellow chicken now, your face is completely red."
"Go away! Go to the peaty little yellow chicken!" I yelled at him with all my strength.
Suddenly I remembered something more important.
Finally tricked me into bed?
I always feel that there is something in his words.
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"Jiang Ran, you wouldn't have known that I wrote the Pisces Pendant long ago, right?"
"Huh?" Jiang Ran looked at me with a smile, "Teacher Mo's reaction is really fast."
? My eyes widened in disbelief.
Jiang Ran said slowly: "I already guessed who you are when Pisces Pendant was still being serialized. I was afraid that you would starve to death, and also that you would become suspicious, so I specially applied for three accounts to send you comments every day in turn. .”
ha?
In other words, he made all the top three of Lao Tzu's reader cultivation list
Is he also the reader who always leaves me long comments blowing rainbow farts
Wucao, at that time, I really thought that I was being taken care of by a rich woman, and I thought that this kind of great kindness would not be too much for me to promise with my body.
Well, now it's a prophecy.
I'm really lying on Jiang Ran's bed.
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Just when I was in a daze, Jiang Ran said again: "Actually, I asked the company to sign the copyright of your book. I originally wanted to trick you in first, and then slowly fool you. I didn't expect you to take the initiative to submit your resume..."
Speaking of this, Jiang Ran couldn't hold back his laughter, stood up and rubbed my dog's head: "I forgot to interview you, is it interesting to act in a danmei novel written by myself?"
I suddenly felt like a thunderbolt.
Interesting you big headed ghost huh
Bastard, Jiang Ran, a wicked actor, relying on his superb acting skills, he made me faint! sky! dark! land!
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"Then, do you know the vest of my grandmother in the ghost animal area?"
"Yeah." Jiang Ran nodded resolutely, put away his smile and said indifferently, "I told you that when I was filming that movie, I was tortured very badly. It was actually very painful when I first saw the video of you hacking me. Discomfort…”
He paused for a few seconds at this point.
Thinking of the shocking scar on his shoulder, my heart skipped a beat.
I didn't expect my random spoof to expose other people's old wounds.
"I explained that to you, I didn't mean to blacken you, really, I'm sorry." I sat up from the bed and looked at him seriously.
"Pfft..." Jiang Ran broke his skills in a second, then squinted his eyes and smiled again, "I didn't mean to criticize you, thanks to this video, I heard your voice in the company, and I recognized it immediately."
"So I thought, how would you react if you saw yourself being pranked."
ha? Hearing this, I almost jumped out of bed: "So the new account of the ghost animal area is your fault?"
"Not all." Jiang Ran blinked and said innocently, "I don't know how to do these things, my manager cut them for me."
I'm going, this bastard actually colluded with the manager to gay me
This horse riding is a premeditated and organized crime! !
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Too much, too much of a jerk.
Jiang Ran must have guessed that I would be eaten to death by him now, and confessed all his bad deeds in one go.
This is a distortion of human nature and a loss of morality.
I'm special, I'm @&#%$! …
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Jiang Ran kept laughing, wrapped his arms around my waist and hugged me onto his lap.
"crooked!!"
Jiang Ran held my head and smoothed my hair: "It really didn't disappoint me, the angry teacher Mo is so cute."
? How did I, Mo Shuyao, a handsome seven-foot man, become your Jiang Ran's pet cat
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I raised my elbow and bumped him: "Go away! I'm going to sleep, go where you can cool off."
As soon as I finished speaking, I turned over and rolled up all the quilts.
Heh, Jiang Ran, don't even try to share a bed with me.
Unexpectedly, he lay down behind me.
"The place without a quilt should be the coolest, right?"
! ! !
The lights in the room went dark for a moment.
Jiang Ran's big pig's hoof got entangled again.
"Mo Shuyao..." He whispered in my ear, "I warned you, don't be too fussy. After all, I'm not a gentleman in front of the person I like."
The author has something to say: Alright, finally both of them candidly meet each other.