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Chapter 4: Play the role of crispy duck with the enemy

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However, before the voice fell, I discovered something was wrong.

Being smart and quick-witted, I saw through the gangster's purpose at once, and they would kill me to silence me.

I looked at death like home, looked over the table, and leaned over to look at Jiang Ran.

He was crossing his legs, wearing a pair of shiny leather shoes, and a small piece of flesh was exposed between the black men's stockings and trouser legs.

This ancient attire... reveals the abstinence of youth and maturity.

The key is that he didn't panic at all!

Based on my years of writing experience, he is either an accomplice, or there is an agency under the table.

But I was panicked, more panicked than the two-meter-long supermodel Huang in Itchy Mouse (Onmyoji) who used up my blood-selling boy's eight fires and nothing happened.

I remembered that the Huawei mobile phone could call the police by pressing the frequency lock button five times in a row, and Dayi gripped the phone tightly.

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Seeming to see through my mind, the uncle showed me his ID card and work permit: "Sir, we are serious HRs who have received strict training."

I took the certificate and double-checked it, and I heard him say: "We learned about your experience as a special actor many times, and also watched related videos. Mr. Mo has good acting skills, and his facial features are so exquisite. It's a pity to be a screenwriter behind the scenes."

The so-called special actor is a group performer who can have a dialogue with the protagonist. To put it bluntly, it is a secondary role.

I heard that his tone was quite polite, and put down my guard with half-belief.

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After confirming that it was correct, the uncle gave me the contract, and pointed to the young man next to him, saying that he would be my agent from now on.

I pinched myself to make sure it wasn't really a dream.

"Actually, I still want to be a screenwriter." I stared at the contract and said sincerely.

The uncle straightened his eyes, and then smiled all over his face: "It's such a pity, in fact, as long as you sign the contract, we can help you win the second male role in "Pisces Pei"."

"What?!" I bounced out of my seat.

The other party still didn't think it was enough, and added: "You are a boy and you may not have heard of the fame of this article, but this is a big IP that dominates the female frequency list."

Hold! Never heard of you bastard!

This is Lao Tzu's famous work.

so now-

I want to play the role of the crispy duck I made by myself with this nemesis who caused me to lose my job several times?

oh shett...

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I recalled the clips of eating marrow and knowing the taste, and when I saw Shang Jiangran's superior facial features, I immediately blushed.

The point is, I want to act as a shou! Aww call that!

I was wrong, I shouldn't let you be so overindulgent.

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Sign, sign a fart!

I stood up against the case, and my voice was firm: "I want to be a screenwriter!"

I want to mess with Jiang Ran, to the point of death.

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Jiang Ran remained silent, raised his eyelids when he heard the words, and said flatly: "But we already have no shortage of excellent screenwriters."

It means that if you are not an actor, just go away.

My heart is ashamed.

I don't know whether this group of people fell in love with my face or my...

Cough cough cough.

"However, if you insist on being a screenwriter, we can make an exception for you to adapt this novel." The middle-aged uncle added.

"What?" I suddenly felt that there was another village in the dark, and I was so excited that I jumped up from my seat again.

With a vague smile on Jiang Ran's mouth, he nodded slightly and said, "Yes."

My heart skipped a beat when I saw his faint smile.

Although his smile was only for a moment, then he returned to his indifference.

I always feel that something is not right.

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But staying at home is not a long-term solution. Now that there is another sincere job in front of me...

Of course I got it!

hesitate! will lose!

After signing the contract, I went home, and the editor called me again.

I heard her excitedly say: "Ji'er, the male second has been settled, and has the same name and surname as you, what a coincidence."

Coincidentally, of course.

I secretly slandered, thinking that as an editor, why don't you have the keenness to detect the bloody plot.

"That person is me." I said calmly.

"???" The editor was confused, "I just sent your information, why did you sign the actor?"

"A screenwriter who doesn't want to be an actor is not a good writer." I spoke uprightly.

"Wait, are you still a screenwriter?"

I was quite satisfied to hear her surprise.

That's right, I am the original writer, screenwriter and lead actor. I work three jobs, and I will get rich soon! On the pinnacle of life! Marry Bai Fumei!

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"But we made an appointment to meet at the Carnival Hotel at 8 o'clock this Saturday night. What capacity are you going to use?"

That's a problem.

I fell into deep thought.

How can I possibly tell people that I'm a crispy duck writer?

Shameless.

Of course I chose to hold my little vest tight!

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I met the investor, the director and others as scheduled.

The atmosphere of the hotel box is very strange, like KTV, the lights are very dark.

Always makes me feel like I'm not here to negotiate a contract.

Jiang Ran saw me, glanced at me, and sat beside me.

Suit Vest White Shirt Cuffbands…

Fuck, this man is lustful.

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We talked for a long time, and the director was very curious when he heard the contract I signed, and asked me why I had to be the screenwriter of this show.

I didn't want to take the call.

"I'm also very curious. Mo Shuyao seems to be very obsessed with this drama." Jiang Ran added a sentence on the sidelines.

"… "I am so embarrassed.

After thinking for a long time, I said righteously: "Because I know the original work, I can reproduce the essence of the article."

After speaking, I double-clicked six six six in my heart.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Ran sneered when he heard the words, and unscrewed the lid of the thermos cup.

I smell a strong wolfberry smell.

"..."

Yes yes yes I forgot one thing, I want to cut the emotional scene.

I am a straight man! I definitely won't bend into a mosquito coil just because I wrote a few crispy duck books and met a good-looking male protagonist.

Absolutely! right! No! meeting!

The author has something to say: if you are decisive, you will give it in vain.