After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 6: He is looking forward to the first cooperation

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My manager also came up and held my shoulder, and changed the topic: "Brother Shuyao, you are a public figure, pay attention to your image, how can you hit your senior?"

I snorted coldly in my heart, did I hit senior? Obviously a dead guy! It's a wolf with a big tail!

Jiang Ran's tone was humble, and he still had a posture of defending me: "I can't blame him, it's inevitable to be excited for the first time, and it will be fine after a few more times."

But I think there is something in his words.

How many times will it be fine in the future? Does it mean how many times have you been gay

Get out, I will terminate the contract now!

Even if the sky-high price is paid to terminate the contract, I will have to work part-time all my life to pay back the money, don't stay here and be gay by you! !

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The agent asked me again: "Brother Shuyao, can you use your previous Weibo?"

"Yes! Why not?"

When I heard the word Weibo, I reacted very quickly. As a grandma with millions of fans and a master of thousands of articles, my record is enough for me to brag about for three years.

So I'm still the one who debuted with my own traffic

The agent nodded in satisfaction: "Then take it out and operate it."

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When I was excited, I thought of my two Weibo posts.

One is the grandma of the ghost animal area certified by Orange V, and the other is a crispy duck writer certified by Orange V...

The two accounts with a combined number of fans of nearly 2 million are all past events that I can't bear to look back on.

ah ah! Groundhog screams!

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I frowned pitifully: "Well, my Weibo is full of black history."

The agent raised an eyebrow.

"You also know that I'm a fat man who stays at home every day, and what is reposted on Weibo."

"What are they?" Jiang Ran was taking off his makeup, staring at the mirror and asking without looking sideways.

I'll go, this is dead.

In order to prove my straight male body, I proudly puffed out my chest, and stated the name of my goddess without hesitation.

"That's really dead home." The manager added.

Jiang Ran fell silent. I reckoned that a veteran cadre like him must not pay attention to the fan circle, so he would not understand anything.

The agent bowed his head and fiddled for a while, and sent me a new account number.

"You will use this from now on."

I am amnesty: "Thank you~"

Jiang Ran suddenly said indifferently: "Don't mess with your otaku account."

"..." I glared at him, thinking to myself that if this is messed up, I will still be chased by those black fans all over Beijing's alleys

Am I stupid? Make a joke of your own life.

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I met with the director and finally revised the script and exchanged storyboards and scripts.

The director was in awe of me.

That's right, I'm a graduate of the director department of a prestigious university! I can edit and direct, what can I, Mo, not know

I have been silent for many years, and I, who was rotten and moldy at home, finally have a place to use.

It's such a good feeling.

When I meet the president of Huiping Media in the future, I must thank my Bole.

I am a good young man in the 21st century with knowledge, kindness, pictures and newspapers!

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The makeup photo was officially announced on Weibo.

The news of the day went like this—

The super-popular web novel Pisces Pei turns it into a film and television movie, and actor Jiang Ran collaborates with vegan Mo Shuyao

What is the origin of the amateur Mo Shuyao, who turned out to be a member of the group with capital, and played the male lead in his first debut work!

Money First, Entertainment to Death: Sadness in the New Media Era.

I bother! Returning to the sorrow of the times, I think it is the greatest sorrow for you to write such a rumor-mongering article!

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Jiang Ran's fans exploded and bloodbathed my poor new account.

Saying that I'm a badass is simply a drag on their dearest actor Jiang.

Let me go, Jiang Ran, what is the average age of your fans? He speaks so badly, and bloodbaths my Weibo twice a month.

My book fans will not be like this!

Because they are my fans of Mo Shuyao!

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However, my book fans also exploded—

Where did the coercion come from to bring money into the crew? !

Destroy Pisces Pei for the rest of my life and don't let me enter the entertainment industry!

If this guy can perform half of Chen Mingge's performance, I'll live broadcast and eat shit!

Moji, why did you choose this kind of person to play our Chen Bao? Have you been threatened by this hooker? ? …

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This time I was really heartbroken, and immediately spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

I was moved to tears by the reader's true feelings of defending the original work.

But haven't I educated them, don't want ginseng roosters, don't be a little KY

Your own father acted as his own son, and you are scolding me!

The point is that my face hurts so badly now that I wish I could just hit the wall and die.

Your father is crying.jpg

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Wait no, how can I allow myself to be hacked before my debut

So I quickly logged on to the account of my crispy duck writer, forwarded the official Weibo, and Aite made a new account.

Mo Ji loves chicken V: I hope everyone will not question Mr. Mo, this is the role I personally chose! I have met several times in private, Mr. Mo is super restored, really! I guarantee it! Woo woo woo~[比心]@莫书远啊摇

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It's so miserable that you actually clean yourself up...

After doing this wave of show operations, I looked at my makeup photos again.

He is so handsome and handsome, and his eyes and camera sense are so good.

I even felt that my aura perfectly crushed Jiang Ran.

How did you know that I am not suitable for acting

Do you still hesitate to eat shit

Let me tell you, little brother, I took a screenshot of your message, and I will sit and wait for your live broadcast when it starts broadcasting.

If you renege on your debt, I will block you with a trumpet.

Let you also taste the taste of cyber violence!

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I went to take a shower to relieve my breath.

After I came back, I found that my Weibo exploded again.

... It turns out that Jiang Yingdi also posted a Weibo post, and also tweeted about me.

Jiang Ran V: I also hope that everyone will not question Teacher Mo. There is a first time for everything, and he gave me the first time, and I am looking forward to it. @Mo Shuyao ah shake

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Who gave you the first time?

Jiang Ran, what kind of nonsense are you talking about in such a serious manner? ?

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I was so angry that I poked into his homepage and found that he had followed me.

I looked down and found that this veteran cadre really doesn't play Weibo, except for Mo De emotionally forwarding some festivals and major news, there is no daily news at all.

Today's nonsense and thought-provoking words are his first original Weibo.

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I sneered angrily.

Jiang Ran, the Best Actor of Jiang University, is honored to receive this honor. I am not very honored.

Let's see how I do in the future! good! repay you.

You wait for me, you damn it!