After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 7: I actually enjoyed it

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Everything was settled, and I got on the plane to Hengshan.

What the hell is first class, I have never sat in this life.

1551, this brokerage company is too embarrassing, I have the illusion of marrying into a wealthy family.

I must work hard to make money, preferably the kind that gets rich overnight! When I earn enough money and live a life without worrying about food and clothing, I will immediately and immediately terminate the contract!

I will never sacrifice my integrity because of such a small issue as money, and stay by Jiang Ran's side and let him be gay for one more day!

By the way, before the contract is terminated, I have to kill this guy to protect my straight man body and relieve the hatred in my heart!

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Jiang Ran and I sat in the same row, and our managers sat behind us.

Although the two seats are very close to each other, they are very spacious and can lie flat and rest at 360 degrees without dead ends.

This, this is too comfortable, right

I was so moved that I fell into the seat and just wanted to sleep.

This is what it feels like to be rich!

Ah, sorry, I fell.

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But I didn't expect that Jiang Ran who was sitting at the side preemptively took the blindfold from his manager and fell asleep.

"..."

I even forgot that the one sleeping next to me was Jiang Ran, a wolf with a big tail.

I visually judged that the distance between us did not exceed 50 centimeters, completely overstepping my safe distance.

I fell asleep immediately.

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I sat beside Jiang Ran for a long time, just in case he plotted against me.

The plane flew very smoothly, just when I was sleepy again, Jiang Ran suddenly turned half of his body.

A bony hand slid directly onto my thigh, rubbing my belly!

"Ah!"

I nearly bounced off my seat.

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People around immediately cast strange glances.

I was so frightened that I didn't dare to breathe, I stared straight at him, and kicked him viciously: "Jiang Ran, wake me up!"

He frowned slightly and remained silent.

"Jiang Ran!..." I yelled again.

Before he could finish speaking, his head was smashed.

My manager rolled up an A4 paper and whispered in extreme dissatisfaction: "What are you doing? Do you want everyone on the plane to know that Jiang Ran is here?"

I was suddenly out of breath.

I've been gay, and your elbows are still turning outwards

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Jiang Ran's manager also said, "Brother Shuyao, ask Mr. Jiang for a blanket."

I'll go, you are all sent by Jiang Ran to gay me, right

The flight attendant has come to me: "Sir, do you need a blanket?"

The agent quickly answered for me: "Yes."

The lady smiled and handed me an expensive blanket: "Sir, it's not convenient for me, please cover the man inside."

? Why does even a beautiful young lady who has never met before help Jiang Ran? His salty pig's hand is still on my lap!

Difficult, I am too difficult.

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I viciously threw Jiang Ran's pig's trotter back.

My manager said again: "Brother Shuyao, treat our President Jiang better."

His manager also echoed: "Yes, Mr. Jiang has a lot of things to do every day, it's very hard."

Ciao, you two or five youngsters.

But I acted humanitarianly and helped him pull the blanket up to his shoulders.

His complexion is indeed not very good.

Hehe, are you still busy with everything? I think he is Riri Wanji, who indulged too much.

So, stirring up the foundation kills people.

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The flight attendant came to deliver the meal again.

Jiang Ran's dead pig was still sleeping next to me.

I said to the stewardess without hesitation: "Just give me his meal."

This plane meal is much more delicious than takeaway, how can it be wasted because of Jiang Ran

If you hesitate, you will lose.

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After eating my portion to my heart's content, I tore open Jiang Ran's portion and moved closer to let the tempting fragrance waft to the tip of his nose.

Jiang Ran still didn't move, but he probably smelled the aroma. He turned his head to the other side, and slightly raised the corners of his tense mouth.

Heh, even if you wake up now and beg me, I won't give you this bowl of rice.

Just wait until you get hungry.

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After getting off the plane, the agent helped us to carry the checked luggage. As soon as I got out of the domestic arrival station, I saw a fluorescent sign with Jiang Ran's name on it.

Going a little further outside, I found that the airport had already blocked a cordon, and there were crowds of people outside the line.

The fans roared in unison: Jiang Ran! Jiang Ran!

With this level of neatness and this level of loudness, why haven't you seen your freshmen working so hard during their military training

I snorted disdainfully in my heart.

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Jiang Ran obviously got enough sleep on the plane, and now he is in much better spirits.

He took off the sunglasses pinned to his collar, lowered his head and put them on, then took the mask handed over by his assistant, shook his head gracefully, and put it on...

A set of movements flowed smoothly, accompanied by his chic and firm steps, like a long shot of a movie.

The fans became even more excited, shouting "Mr. Ran, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"

Heh, Jiang Ran, the best actor in Jiang, you really know it.

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Suddenly someone beside him whispered: "The one next to him is Mo Shuyao, that amateur?"

I glanced over there.

"Where are your sunglasses?" Jiang Ran asked suddenly.

Eh, yeah, I forgot about that.

I hurriedly fumbled through all the pockets on my body, and took out two empty jacket pockets.

Where are my sunglasses? Where did it go

That was the most expensive thing Dad bought this year! !

I immediately covered my chest, heartbroken.

"Tsk." Jiang Ran expressed his dissatisfaction in my ear.

? ? I cursed in my heart that it's none of your business.

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Unexpectedly, Jiang Ran suddenly stretched out his hand to wrap my shoulders, and directly pulled me to turn 90 degrees on the spot.

Then he raised his hand over my head, and his slender fingers swept across my forehead.

My eyes went dark.

The sunglasses fell on the bridge of my nose obediently.

"..."

He asked again: "Where are the masks?"

Oh oh yes.

I fumbled again.

"Tsk."

He called again without concealment, stretched out his hand, and glanced at the assistant: "Give me another mask."

Before I could react, he had already moved closer.

A faint scent of men's perfume immediately filled my nose.

He brushed away my sideburn hair expressionlessly, and put on the mask for me.

"..."

I froze in place.

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"Ah!" Jiang Ran's fans yelled, "Mr. Ran is so gentle!"

"Let's go." After finishing all this, he turned his head gracefully and strode forward.

My manager pushed me from behind: "Brother Shuyao, how many times have I told you, sunglasses, mask and hat?"

I:…

Jiang Ran, he, he, he! He actually gay me in front of so many people

Are you not afraid of being photographed by the media and saying that you are a dead gay? !

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However, after getting in the nanny car, I found that some Yuji companies have already started pushing news—

The actor Jiang Ran has both virtue and art, and the airport tenderly takes care of the newcomers.

The Pisces Pei crew has arrived in Hengshan, and Jiang Ran treats the newcomers tenderly, showing the demeanor of his predecessors.

I go! These entertainment journalists are so good at gossip and gossip on weekdays, how come Jiang Ran is such a no-brainer

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I just clicked in and read a piece of news.

In the photos captured by the reporter, I lowered my head and let Jiang Ran play with me, obediently like a clingy little milk dog.

Oh oh oh, I'm going! How could I show such an expression of enjoyment to Jiang Ran?

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Thousands of grass and mud horses are galloping in my heart.

I feel like I need to hurry up and take a look at my Goddess Eye Wash.