After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups

Chapter 9: He's perfect for acting as a brawler

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I got off a convertible luxury car worth a million dollars, and in front of me was a luxurious sea view villa. The butler opened the door for me, and the maids and servants bowed neatly and greeted loudly: "Hi Ma'am."

At this time, a man wearing sunglasses came from behind, wrapped his arms around my waist, and called me baby affectionately.

I smiled back at him and took off my sunglasses for him.

I don't know why, maybe because of his backlight, I can't see his face clearly.

But I know he is my old attacker.

I got a little closer, and my eyes followed his seductive Adam's apple little by little, and finally I saw Lushan's true face clearly.

It's Jiang Ran!

He rubbed my waist again and called out "baby".

! ! !

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I vaguely heard the door being knocked heavily, and I fell into the soft bed under me, and suddenly felt that the world was spinning, and my body was turned upside down 180 degrees.

Bang - I was shocked, stretched my legs and stared, and almost bumped into the bedside table.

It turned out to be a dream.

I rubbed my eyes, and heard the manager knocking on the door again: "Brother Shuyao, get up quickly, or you will be late for the opening ceremony."

I was still a little sleepy, so I answered casually.

But the manager said: "Open the door, I have to supervise you and make sure it starts up on time."

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I got out of bed, opened the door sleepily, and the manager looked me up and down: "Brother Shuyao, what are you dreaming about? I called more than a dozen times and didn't answer."

"Huh?" I smacked my mouth in confusion.

The manager shook his head again and again: "You weren't really a fat house before, were you? Look, your mouth is watering."

? I touched the corner of my mouth in bewilderment, and finally recalled what dream I had just now.

I dreamed that Jiang Ran called me baby and hugged my waist!

I'm going, how can I drool when I have such a dream

The manager urged again: "Hurry up and wash up."

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I have a dazed face, two dazed faces... Yi Yi stood in front of the mirror with a dazed face.

It is said that I think day by day and dream at night, and it is indeed my dream to get rich overnight and have a lot of wealth, but, Ke Jiang Ran... Where did the psychological hint come from

But after a few seconds I regained my composure.

This must be the sequelae left by Jiang Ran's sand-sculpture and dog-blood drama (determined face).

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Fortunately, I wrote and directed the play this time, so I won't poison the young hearts of the children like those wonderful screenwriters.

Thinking of this, I proudly puffed up my chest, feeling that I have made another contribution to purifying the film and television industry.

The whole world owes me a Best Screenplay Award!

Oh no, it's the Nobel Peace Prize.

No blood, no harm.

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The opening ceremony was very brief. After a few words, the sponsors invited the director to unveil the red cloth and offer incense to the creators.

Although it is not the first time for me to participate in the opening ceremony, I am still so excited when I think about it—

After three years! My life is finally back on track! !

There are too many unknown heartaches and cold eyes, but these have become a thing of the past.

Mo Xiaoyao! come on! Give me a duck!

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Just when I was overwhelmed with excitement, the sandalwood was broken in half by me, and the soot with sparks instantly flicked my hand.

so hot...

I shrugged my shoulders and gasped.

Jiang Ran walked in front of me and glanced back at me.

I seem to see the little eyes of contempt.

"..."

I felt the pain spread from my fingers to my heart.

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After the opening ceremony, the assistant took us to make up.

I thought Jiang Yingdi would put on airs and open a VIP dressing room alone, but he didn't.

There is also a male third in this show, who is the colleague of the second male I played and is also a forensic doctor.

I don't know where Jiang Ran sent him, anyway, there are only two of us in this dressing room.

The costumes during the official shooting were similar to the previous makeup photos, and the assistant brought us to the set after the makeup.

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The third boy named Wen Zhao rushed over when he saw Jiang Ran, grabbed his hand and shook it vigorously.

"Actor Jiang, Senior Jiang... I am too..."

I almost didn't laugh out loud seeing the enthusiasm, and said to myself that Jiang Ran is not a good thing if you don't want a sheep to go into the mouth of a tiger.

However, before he finished speaking, Jiang Ran had already withdrawn his hand expressionlessly, turned around and put his arms around my waist.

! ! Jiang Ran, what are you going to do

This scene is exactly the same as the dream I had in the morning.

Could it be that I was destined to be gay by Jiang Ran today

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Before he had time to struggle, he had already pressed my head against his chest, took out his phone and clicked twice.

? ! ! !

Then he let go of me.

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Jiang Ran seemed very satisfied, a smile appeared on the artificial mentally retarded face with no emotions, and he turned around to tinker for a while.

My manager came up and said, "Brother Shuyao, Mr. Jiang has posted on Weibo, and you should follow along."

I opened Weibo and took a look—

Jiang Ran said like this: On the first day of joining the group, I found my lost one, and I won't lose you again. [picture]

I:! ! !

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In just one minute, Jiang Ran's fans and fans of the original book had already rushed to the battlefield—

Ran Zong, you have changed, please keep this update speed, I love it so much!

It’s actually called Diudiu, I’ve checked my eyes~ Mr. Ran must have read the original text, may I ask if you’ve read it too (whisper bb)

You know how to call Diu Diu too, I want to be your Diu Diu too! …

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"..."

There is no wave in my heart... no wonder.

Diu Diu is the title played by Jiang Ran's Gong in the inner drama.

But this is already two-thirds of the content of the book, and the second half of the book can be said to be a constant show.

Gong molested the pressure on the coffin board all day long, and messed around with his little whip every now and then, almost like a graveyard dance...

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It's over, it seems that this dead guy has really read the full text.

Maybe even secretly applaud: This book is really well written!

I can't imagine that picture anymore.

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I swear, this article was really a plot stream, an upgrade stream, and a clear water novel at the beginning, really.

It's a pity that it's easy for a newcomer to write a drama, and the editor pointed out a clear way for me.

I, who was about to starve to death on the keyboard, had no choice but to compromise, pinched a male third, and changed the character design.

From then on, I knocked on the door of the new world with the keyboard—

The cannon fodder men blow rainbow farts at each other all day long but are never ignored;

Shou was icy against Gong all day long, but Gong didn't take his eyes off him for a minute.

The original appearance is cold and aloof, but I wrote it with a sultry heart;

It seems that the righteous and awe-inspiring shou was written as a little cowardly seduction by me.

That's right, you read that right, it's Sao! attack! Lure! by!

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Now the opportunity has come, I must personally modify the script and return my child's innocence.

But after seeing Jiang Ran's coquettish operation just now...

I'll go, what this person did is even more ridiculous than what I wrote.

Ten thousand times more angry!

With such a thick skin, Jiang Ran will definitely shine. If I feel ashamed and can't continue acting, won't I become a foil for my colleagues

Is that too much

I'm the author of the original work, I'm so special to cheat myself!

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Thinking about it, I was about to cry, the hand holding the cigarette... trembled slightly.

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Oh yes, I also need to edit a Weibo.

Since Jiang Ran has posted a group photo, do I have to ask him to take a photo too

Otherwise, I will be sprayed with black powder, saying that I am arrogant.

But how could I take the initiative to take pictures with this dead boy

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I glanced around but didn't see Jiang Ran, just as I was hesitating to hold the phone tightly, the burnt wound was scratched.

"Hiss!" I gasped and almost threw the phone out.

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It turned out that the blister was crushed by me, and pus was squeezed out.

I stared at this horrible image, but before I could react, someone had already grabbed my palm from behind.

Jiang Ran appeared out of nowhere, and took a closer look: "You are so careless."

I shrugged my shoulders in horror.

He gestured to the assistant: "Hurry up and get the medicine, and let Mo Shuyao take care of it."

I don't know whether to be moved or terrified.

Did this guy install GPS on me

It can accurately locate every time, and never miss any chance to be gay anytime, anywhere!