Although Mingyou was a high school student in his previous life, his two guardian uncles' companies worked closely with colleges and universities, so he knew a thing or two about the academic circle.
Regardless of the academic circle at home and abroad, it is notoriously introverted, with many academic leaders, and it is an "independent little kingdom" that is difficult for the government to intervene. Whether it is the application for funding projects or the evaluation of award qualifications, the opinions of academic leaders occupy an absolutely important position.
This is the so-called "authoritative opinion".
I didn't expect this to be the case in the Star Alliance.
In peacetime, an "authority" who only focuses on power and status and neglects academics will only slow down the academic development of related majors.
In times of war, scientific research positions are an important part of battlefield positions. The long-term weak academia has caused great losses to the Covenant.
"There is nothing wrong with him in the law, just because the scientific research is not good, it is impossible to punish him for the crime of delaying the military aircraft." Mingyou asked curiously, "But how does he have the face to apply for a state funeral?"
The little panda next to him rolled his eyes: "Because he is an authority and the head of a school, our group of scientific researchers who have made contributions on the battlefield are all his disciples rounded up."
Mingyu was speechless.
What does this say? That person is like the chief examiner in the feudal period
"As long as there is a place where people gather, it is inevitable that there will be a group. The academic world is even more impossible to lack authority. After the promotion of the new spirit animal science, you will become a new scholar." Da Zima also explained, "The old one The academic factions began to disintegrate, and their true disciples and grandchildren will naturally find ways to improve their status.”
For example, drawing all the scientific researchers who have made meritorious deeds into their own disciples and grandchildren, for example, using this deceased old school leader to put money on the face of their own faction, is one of their methods.
Those who do not engage in scientific research in the academic clique are no different in essence from politicians.
What they were even more uncomfortable with was that when Arthur and the elders of the Academy of Sciences fought against each other and hoped to gain his support, this person stood on the sidelines, did not help each other, and was called neutral.
But because he did not violate the law, and he did have many "disciples and grandchildren", and the fact that people died was a big deal, even if their hearts were full of resentment, Arthur and His Majesty the Golden Lion couldn't directly tear their faces.
Mingyou understood the grief in Arthur's heart.
This person has only aggravated the solidification and regression of the spiritual beast academic circle. During the war, his so-called "two not helping each other", in Mingyou's view, is actually treason.
It's like a person who sees a policeman fighting a criminal, the policeman says to help me slap him with a stick, that person looks on with his arms crossed, and says I'm neutral, you continue.
Although there is nothing wrong with the law, it is enough to show that this person has no morals.
What's more, this is a major event related to the survival of the Covenant. He acts on the sidelines, as if he's not a Covenant and doesn't care about the outcome of the war against the Zerg.
State funeral? With his big black personality, he didn't raise his ashes, even if he had a good temper.
"The state funeral is impossible, he has no credit." His Majesty the Great Golden Lion flicked his tail, "But when those people proposed the state funeral, they knew that I would not agree. They were asking for a price and waiting for us to repay the money on the spot. ."
Mingyu nodded in understanding.
Big Brother Golden Lion means that they make a request that Big Lion Golden Lion can't agree to, and then Big Lion Golden Lion refuses once, then they are embarrassed to refuse the next-level request
"Their real purpose is to let me and my subordinates go to his funeral." Arthur crossed his arms and said angrily, "It's better to bring you. In this way, they can brag to the people, Arthur His Royal Highness and the ten heroes came to attend the funeral of the old man, out of respect for the old man. The old man has no scientific research achievements because he has devoted his life to teaching and educating people. Now there are famous and fruitful scientific researchers who have been taken care of by him. ."
Mingyou felt that this was all too familiar, he had seen it in the news countless times in his previous life.
Mingyou pointed to his nose and said, "If I go too, I'll add one more. Mingyou, the founder of the new spirit animal science, also respects him very much?"
Arthur sneered: "Even your brain can see the twists and turns, they really don't hide it at all."
Mingyu was speechless. Isn't this similar to those idols in the entertainment industry who used their popularity to improve their status
It turns out that no matter what the circle, the word "rub" is very powerful.
"Then...you pretend to be sick and don't go?" Mingyou suggested, "Although you can't refuse openly, if there is an excuse, they can't do anything, right?"
Arthur didn't speak, he frowned, as if thinking.
"His Royal Highness can pretend to be ill and not go, but the articles of condolences must be published, otherwise you will be criticized and disrespectful to the seniors in the academic world." The little panda yin and yang said strangely, "But Your Highness may not care about this. I don't care, I won't go. , there is no excuse for sickness."
Da Zima said indifferently, "I'm not going either."
Arthur continued to frown, as if thinking about the joints of interest.
Mingyou asked Xiaotianmiao to call out the life of that person, and take a look at his family's funeral requirements.
That person's planetary custom is "happy funeral". That is to say, during the funeral, everyone can't cry, it must be lively, laugh, and set up extremely luxurious scenes. If you can't be buried in a glorious way, your soul won't be able to ascend to heaven.
Luxurious funerals or something, what a bad habit.
Mingyou had already thought about it for a long time. He had already registered for body donation, and when he died, he would continue to shine for the scientific community of the Star Alliance.
After a person dies, a pile of bones and a pile of rotten flesh are left, and a pile of ashes when burned, what kind of lavish funeral is given to a handful of ashes? Nowhere to burn the money
But joys and sorrows, luxury, laughter…
Mingyou seemed to remember something in his mind, but he couldn't remember it for a while.
"I'm going, I'm going to put on a mocking smile at his funeral." Arthur finally made a decision, "Isn't it going to make me laugh? I'll show him a laugh. You all go, all for me at his grave Laugh before."
His Majesty the Great Golden Lion, the farmer crouched down: "It makes sense. If you are happy or mourning, let's go and laugh together. If you don't laugh well, you will say that I am born with a smiley face. What can you do to me?"
The little panda bear covered his mouth with his paws: "Yes, I have a toothache, but I can only laugh with my mouth crooked."
Da Zima thought thoughtfully: "I'm a cool and handsome guy who only smiles but doesn't."
Mingyou: "...I remembered."
Several people looked at him in unison: "What do you remember?"
Mingyou clapped his palms together and said, "Happy and mourning! There was a custom of mourning and mourning on my planet in my previous life, which is very fun!"
A question mark appeared above each of several people's heads, forming a series of ellipses composed of question marks.
Xiaoyou, what are you talking about
"Hey, I'm not sure, I'll show you." Mingyou found Xiaotianmiao and whispered to Xiaotianmiao for a long time. Xiaotianmiao kept nodding the cat's head and waving the cat's claws. According to Mingyou The described situation is modeled holographically.
During the modeling process of Xiao Tianmiao, Arthur held his arms and headed little by little, as if he understood something.
"Come on, play music!" Xiao Tianmiao built the holographic model, and Mingyou took out his precious suona from the system backpack.
Xiao Tianmiao put on her earphones and projected a row of electronic musical instruments in front of her: "yoyoyo! Come! The funeral music begins!"
Mingyou puffed up his cheeks: "Beep! Beep, beep! Beep! Beep, beep, beep! Beep, beep, beep! Beep, beep, beep..."
The big golden lion and the big snow leopard exploded at the same time when the suona sounded.
His Majesty the Great Golden Lion was blown up with long hairs all over his body into a big golden hairball. Because the big snow leopard was a big short-haired cat, he only blew his tail into a fairy stick.
The big purple horse's chin almost fell to the ground, and the little panda hugged its big tail and began to twist.
Arthur stroked his chin with his index finger and gave a thoughtful smirk.
Seeing that Arthur understood what he meant, Mingyou narrowed his eyes with joy, twisted while blowing, and his cheeks became more energetic.
Xiao Tianmiao's eyes also narrowed with laughter, the cat's buttocks twisted and the cat's tail twitched, as if it was about to fly with the rhythm.
In front of him, the four little people in black funeral dresses in the holographic projection carried a coffin, hopping along with the rhythm as they walked.
Xiao Tianmiao's electronic accompaniment became more and more exciting, and Mingyou's cheeks were like a frog singing in a summer pond. The little man in black who carried the coffin sat on the ground with his buttocks holding the coffin. The coffin trembled even more.
Mingyou finished the song of a black man carrying a coffin in one breath, his eyes were bright, and he looked expectantly at everyone except Arthur who was stunned: "How?"
His Majesty the Great Golden Lion turned back and licked his blown fur, not knowing what to say for a while.
The big snow leopard was holding his fairy stick tail in a daze, his eyes were blank, and the whole leopard was stupid.
The little panda also held his tail and said, "Xiaoyou, what is the custom of your funeral, is it too much joy?"
Da Zima justified his get off work and nodded, "Bumping from the grave."
Mingyou gave a thumbs up: "Yeah, the tomb bounces! That's what I want!"
Arthur put down his chin fingers and said, "Tell me in detail the custom of this man in black carrying the coffin. Brother, let them hand over this funeral to me. In exchange, I will let my personal guard and All the scientists who made this meritorious service came to attend the funeral."
His Majesty the Golden Lion hesitated a bit: "Is this okay?"
"The custom there is weddings and funerals, wouldn't I give him the most luxurious weddings and funerals?" Arthur smiled, "They would agree. Because they know, for the sake of the Covenant's face, for those young people who have made contributions. The scientists will not be pointed at, and I will strictly follow their customs and will not lower the standard of the funeral."
Mingyou said with bright eyes, "Can I participate too?"
Arthur reached out and pressed Mingyou's head: "As soon as the funeral begins, they will know that they have been deceived. There must be many Holy Mothers and Fathers who say that death is the biggest thing, and it is wrong for me to humiliate them like this. You are young, in the Covenant. The foundation is shallow, and I can't come forward."
Arthur pressed Mingyou's head, straightened his collar, and sneered, "I'm not afraid of these rumors, all I want is to let those people publicize that I'm humiliating him."
Compared with prestige, popularity, status, and glory, who am I afraid of? !
"Okay." Mingyou didn't insist. He knew that Arthur's decision was absolutely right. "Is there anything I can do for you? I want to help."
"Help me train a team of suona players." Arthur said, "You, together with Herman and Yan Yi, compose a few more festive mourning songs, and use the music of your previous life, so that if others want to say that mourning music is wrong, they will find it too. There is no evidence. I will let Xianluo and Xianwei help you with the dance of carrying the coffin. You can also help with the costume design."
Mingyou clenched his fist: "No problem! I will definitely give them the most memorable funeral!"
The little panda thought for a while and raised his paws: "Everyone, I have an idea."
Arthur said: "Say."
The red panda's round and cute little face showed a very evil smile: "How about the coffin-carrying, the music-playing, and all the guests appearing on the camera, all of them are replaced by spirit beasts? Add a small vest uniform to the spirit beast, and it will definitely be more twisted. Interesting. Let's do another All-Star Alliance broadcast to keep everyone happy."
"In order to prevent you from saying that this is a black history of collecting spirit beasts, I am the first to sign up, and I can go to carry the coffin." The red panda waved his claws excitedly, "Look at me not flipping his coffin board upside down!"
Arthur pondered for a while, and said, "Yes. The spirit beasts carrying the coffin are indeed more comical. And... Didn't he say that he claimed to be the authority of spirit beasts? When he died, a group of spirit beasts mourned him and gave him more His face."
If you die in such a quiet way, I will eat this dumb ass. Death is a big deal, and you don't care about the dead. You are shameless now, then I will give you a few more layers of shame. Arthur thought bitterly.
"If the spirit beasts carry the coffin, I suggest letting the Dabai family come out...a bear." Mingyou also raised his hand and suggested, "Bears wearing a black vest is definitely more suitable to carry the coffin. And Xiong's face is paralyzed... serious face, very suitable The solemn atmosphere of a funeral."
Arthur thought for a moment about his adjutant's perpetually confused face, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "It's really suitable."
Da Zima also put forward a suggestion: "All the spirit beasts participating in the funeral should be managed with facial expressions. If they can't do it, they should be controlled with supernatural powers. They must not laugh during the whole process, and give me a serious face."
A grave head bungee with a serious face, why do you say that I am a grave head bongdi, not seriously attending the funeral
Arthur, Mingyou, Red Panda, and Da Zima have preliminarily decided the content of the funeral with your words and my words.
The father and son of the big golden lion and the big snow leopard looked at each other.
It's not that the whole family doesn't enter the house, the uncle/brother and his family members are too strong to fight. Why can't they think of this brain hole
"I want to participate too!" The big snow leopard hurriedly jumped and raised his front paws and said, "I'm really good at dancing!"
The big golden lion sighed: "I'll just squat there and watch you dance quietly. People are old and can't dance anymore."
Arthur sneered: "Okay, that's it."
The big golden lion and the big snow leopard left No. 1 Recuperation Star and began to work on the funeral.
Arthur held a holographic operations meeting for all the subordinates who were on business trips who didn't know where to be lazy.
After the subordinates of the spirit beasts went through the psychological journey of = vessel=→-_-→σ(°△°|||)→o(*≧▽≦)ツ~┴┴, they all patted their fluffy bodies with their claws. chest, indicating that he will definitely complete the task successfully.
"I'll go to the Chaos Sector to find my brother. He has been a fighting maniac for so long, and he should return to his job as a dancer." Xianluo said with a smile, "My brother and I are dancing in front to clear the way for the coffin."
Louis said with a cold expression: "Didn't the Ruth family want to please me? Send a seal and dance behind the coffin with me."
The dance of the sea leopard rolling on the ground must be very interesting.
Herman said: "I will find another white bear and two black bears to carry the coffin together."
Yan Yi sighed, "I'm in charge of the military band." He actually didn't want to be funny in front of the people of the Star Alliance, but... Forget it, it's time to lose face, he has already lost all of it in the ghost video column edited by His Royal Highness.
"Is it enough for four people to dance? Since it's a funeral, of course we have to sing and dance." Ellie snorted, "Brother, don't we want to restore our relationship with us? Let them create a group of muscle deer, and we form a muscle deer party. Team, do a body dance behind the seals."
Kerry nodded: "Okay." As far as his muscles are concerned, he is no longer sleepy.
The red panda and the big purple horse are in charge of the funeral preparations for the team of meritorious young scientists, while Adeline and Leo stay by Mingyou's side to protect Mingyou.
Although Mingyou will not appear on camera, he will also attend the funeral with his co-stars. He would disguise himself as someone else and observe.
Leo and Adeline have no family influence in the Covenant, so this time they are with Mingyou, and they don't make a special appearance.
"It's a pity that I don't have a good relationship with the Tan family, otherwise it would be fun to let a group of grass-mud horses come out and spit." Mingyou regretted.
Arthur fulfilled Mingyou's wish: "The Star Alliance is not only a group of alpacas from the Tan family, but I will mobilize a group of alpacas and give them to Tan Chenxi for training, and they will also attend the funeral. Cui Li's square-faced fox is also good, and he will be arranged for him. Master of ceremonies."
"Then don't dance the alpaca, just stand in front of the grave to welcome the guests." Mingyou suggested, "In this way, anyone who sees the alpaca in front of the grave will know what we want to say."
Grass mud horse Grass mud horse Grass mud horse.
Adeline wanted Mingyou to stop being full of swear words, but now she was full of swear words, so she could only sigh.
Just as Arthur and the others were busy preparing for the funeral, the old school clique's publicity propaganda really came, and what Mingyou said was exactly what Mingyou had expected.
Mingyu is very proud. Now Da Hei will never say that his head is frozen tofu scum.
Arthur privately complained: "Even Cunning You can see through this group of people's routines, and their brains are not as good as Cunning You's frozen tofu slag brain."
Arthur complained loudly in private, and Mingyou raised a small fist at Arthur in an atmosphere.
Arthur turned into a big black cat and ran with his claws.
Mingyou's strength grew stronger and stronger, and he was expected to become a cat star in the sky when he was hit by this punch.
Although the common people on the Internet were just brought to the rhythm, but they were playing with public opinion, Arthur and His Majesty the Golden Lion were not afraid of anyone, and soon someone pretended to reveal the secret.
The common people suddenly realized and began to discuss how much His Royal Highness Prince Arthur endured humiliation in this funeral.
"I just said that the old spirit beast study was overthrown by Mr. Ming, how could His Highness give face to the old school."
"I remember that before the war, when the Covenant Spiritual Beasts was still ruled by the old school cliques, many academic staff anonymously complained about this person in private. Why don't you do anything, fight for power and gain the first place."
"When I was concerned about the great military industrialist who made contributions on the battlefield, when he forwarded the news of so-and-so's death, he posted 'death is great'. I didn't understand it after reading it for a long time, but now I finally understand it."
"I'm sorry, if I don't die, I can still liquidate it. Now that the old liar died before the liquidation, we still have to mourn him with the ceremony of a national scholar? No, no, no, no?"
"Gossip, their disciples and grandchildren originally said that they wanted a state funeral, but His Majesty rejected it. Later, in order to prevent them from continuing to make trouble, His Highness said that he and the ten heroes would attend, and His Highness had full authority to arrange the funeral, and the funeral would be completely in accordance with the That guy's customs, mourning, burial, hehe, luxury."
"His Royal Highness has retired, and he is still worrying about these things. It's too difficult."
"Could it be that they still want to call Mr. Ming there?"
"They did 'invite' Mr. Ming to go, but Mr. Ming doesn't know them, so why should he go. Well, I don't know if Mr. Ming will go or not, but I hope Mr. Ming doesn't suffer."
"Mr. Ming will definitely not go. Have you forgotten Mr. Ming's social fear? If Mr. Ming can cure the disease of social fear, wouldn't it be good to give us a tour first? Go to the funeral of someone you don't know?"
"There shouldn't be any reason for them to invite Mr. Ming, right? There's no need for Mr. Ming to 'meet the' old 'authority'."
"It's related, why not? They said that the leaders of the meritorious scientists, the red panda, the big purple horse, and the deceased Mr. Gu Hai, are all his students."
"I'm shy, student? Did he really say that? Where's the face?"
"He said it when he was alive, and shed two tears for Mr. Gu Hai. Now his disciples and grandchildren are saying the same thing, and they are closely related."
"If I were Major General Louis, I would definitely be so angry that I manipulated the supernatural light cannon to smash his family down. Who doesn't know what happened to Mr. Gu Hai in the academic world? Who doesn't know that Mr. Gu Hai was taken in by His Highness?"
"To be honest, not only Gu Hai, but our group of temporary front-line scientists on the battlefield were all taken in by His Highness. His Highness prepared a scientific research base for us, allocated scientific research funds for us, and brought the soldiers to us to rob the Zerg army. Experimental material. Death is a big deal. I don't know what to say, but I have to tell me what kind of teacher and student should I install. Cheng, you are a teacher, I am a student, and all of us who have taken your class are students. But so what? Now? I have many teachers since I was a child."
"Take a photo with the big cow upstairs. I'll think about it after you say that, and I'll say what's wrong. Why can the teacher come out and share the credit? When I was in elementary school, I was discriminated against by the head teacher and led the whole class to be cold. Violence, I took a year off from school for this, and then I slowly got better after I transferred schools. If one day I developed, my head teacher came out and said that he was my teacher and my head teacher, so I was trained by him, I am sure I want to stab him to death."
"Plus one. It's not popular anymore for teachers to be like fathers. Even if it's a real father, shouldn't the scumbag be scolded?"
"This credit is too good to be grabbed. Can the principal of that famous school say that all the students in this school will make a great contribution in the future, and he will take most of the credit?"
"Don't dare, the students themselves work hard, what does it have to do with me? I just do administrative work and don't understand academics."
"Hahaha taking a photo with the principal of the First Military Academy of the Star Alliance upstairs."
"Fuck! You're not too proud of Mr. Ming!"
"Pfft, a photo with the principal of the Star Alliance Agricultural School. Principal, please don't swear."
"Let him talk about it, Mr. Ming was supposed to be a student of Xingmeng Agricultural University. I also want to say, Mr. Ming was supposed to be my alumni, and the first public class was supposed to be in our school."
"Don't say it anymore, I'll cry. Our Star Alliance Agricultural University just lost the status of the Star Alliance's No. 1 Spirit Beast School, woo woo woo."
"...Fortunately, I lost it. I don't want to explain to my friends in the outer galaxy that spirit beasts are not some kind of domestic animals that can be bred to become rich."
"Agricultural University and spirit beasts don't match! They don't match at all! So why does your school have a spirit beast cultivation major!"
"After watching Mr. Ming's live broadcast, don't you have a guilty conscience when you say this? Is there any difference between raising you and raising pigs? Don't they all eat, sleep, sleep, and eat?"
"Sign up, real person pk (bar teeth)."
…
The remarks of ordinary people on the Internet quickly become crooked.
No one cares about that old school clique, at most, they feel sorry for His Highness Arthur who is forbearing. Now the hot search on the Star Alliance network is whether raising spirit beasts should enter the channel to get rich in agriculture.
The strongest powers are full of question marks.
I said that you are very arrogant. I used to say that we were weapons of war, that we would lose control, and that we were afraid to death. Are you ready to feed us rich now? Also agricultural channel, believe it or not I bombard you with abilities
While roaring, they joined the topic with great interest, and applied for the host of related topics, so they flew with rhythm.
Originally, there were ordinary people speaking for them, but when they saw that this group of spirit beasts actively participated in the topic, they even started to record small videos in the style of getting rich.
Apart from His Royal Highness and the ten heroes, none of these spirit beasts are serious! Even His Majesty the Golden Lion is known as the Orange Cat!
What? Are there many ghost videos of His Royal Highness and Ten Heroes? Are ghosts just rude? Why are ghosts so rude? You apologize to the ghosts!
Compared with the random detours on the ordinary Internet, this matter is still being discussed on the internal forum of the spirit beast.
"Do you believe that His Highness will endure?"
"Hahahaha forbearance Your Highness, I laughed to death. Let His Highness forbear, is he worthy?"
"His Royal Highness was able to take us to destroy the Senate during the war. Now a group of fallen scholars want to compromise His Highness? They think too much."
"That's right. For others, they may be worried about rumors. His Highness has never cared about this since he was a child."
"Isn't His Highness forbearance for those young scientists?"
"As a member of the young scientists, I dare to say that this is absolutely impossible. Forbearance must have a purpose, right? You can't forbear for the sake of forbearance, right? Does forbearance give us any benefit? What's wrong with having a bad reputation with them? Is it related? Now the head of the spiritual beast study is the princess."
"What do you say, the princess, please call him Mr. Ming, and then address your highness as Mr. Ming's lover."
"Although Ming Xiaoyou is probably very happy to be called Prince Concubine, but... I just don't call him, just a little bit."
"Don't crook the building, bring the building back. Now let alone the field of spiritual beasts, the new achievements of other academia are basically related to spiritual beasts, and now the intersection of spiritual beasts and other sciences is particularly popular, and all walks of life are watching It is based on Mr. Ming's scientific research results. If we follow Mr. Ming, we will have endless research projects, and the reputation of the old school does not matter. It is unreasonable for Your Highness to do so."
"If it's someone else, I think maybe he just wants to unite all the forces that can be united, to give the old school cliques a face, let them get this face and let them join us and build the Star Alliance together. But Your Highness... shook his head frantically and put the The kind of head shaking your ears are about to fall off."
"His Royal Highness's previous behavior was to highlight a cool character. I don't believe that His Highness will bow his head now."
"Am I alone not worried at all? Since His Royal Highness has never suffered from a ghost, why do you think it is a disadvantage for His Highness to preside over this funeral? You can't trust His Highness a little more?"
"It makes sense. Since they have no ability to force His Highness to bow his head, it means that His Highness did not bow his head at all. This funeral has a good show."
"Inside news, forget it, not inside news. Anyway, it's impossible for His Highness to suffer."
…
The family members of the old school valve also have people who can go to the internal forum. Looking at the analysis in the forum, they were also very uneasy.
Although they believe that death is the greatest thing, His Royal Highness should not do anything too outrageous. But in everyone's heart, Prince Arthur is someone who can do things that others can't do. No one can use common sense to speculate on Prince Arthur.
Did they... do something wrong
They began to reflect, but it was too late.
Arthur quickly arranged the funeral, and the selection of spirit beast dancers and spirit beast musicians had also been completed.
Herman led the brothers in the clan to practice the coffin-carrying dance. His eldest brother, who had been promoted to general, actually joined the coffin-carrying dance with his claws raised.
"That person is also my teacher, and I took his class." Mondi the big black bear rubbed the white crescent on his chest and said in a somber tone.
Herman: "..." I believe you, bear!
The big brown bear also wanted to join, but this time only black and white bears were needed to carry the coffin, not brown bears.
He is sad. He felt excluded.
Two of the three brothers participated in the coffin-carrying dance, but he didn't participate, it was too bad.
In the end, under the comfort of Mingyou, the big brown bear "tested" into the spirit beast mourning band, and played suona with Yan Yi. His mood finally improved.
At least, he also participated in this funeral, not too excluded.
The heads of the Ruth family were actually hesitant when they heard that they might offend the old school clan. As old-fashioned giants, they are inextricably linked with old school cliques.
But their hesitation was useless, and the young seals of the Ruths nearly overwhelmed the registration area. In order to get a place to dance at the funeral, they also gathered to fight and decided the strongest.
The head of the Ruth family: "..." Forget it, they can no longer control the young people in the family, let them go.
As for the muscle deer family…
"What? Do you want to dance the muscle dance at the funeral? Is there such a good thing?!" The elders of the family signed up to participate, regardless of their grievances or grievances, "We are going to sell the Lu family's muscle dance to the entire Star Alliance! We are the A real dancer!"
Ellie and Kerry were speechless for a while.
Can you guys stop filling your head with muscles and think about other things, okay
The meritorious scientists assembled by the red panda Huo Hao and the big purple Ma Leon were a little more aggressive. Not to mention spirit beasts, even non-spirit beasts say that they want to dance, and send the old man up to the sky with laughter and laughter, it is best to spit while dancing.
After listening to the complaints from his partners, Mingyou was silent for a long time, and then smiled dryly: "It's going well, it's a good thing."
His spirit beast partners lay on the ground and turned their stomachs.
Tired, tired. Can you guys stop being so unreliable? Are we the only reliable spirit beasts in the entire Star Alliance
Mingyou squatted down and rubbed his belly one by one.
Ah, the fluffy belly feels so comfortable.
"Arthur, you are about to become a big black, I want to rub my belly." Mingyou said confidently.
Arthur sighed and turned into a big black cat, then flipped Mingyou to the ground with one paw and rolled several times.
Knead you asshole! Still arrogant? Get out of here!
…
The funeral began with laughter and laughter.
The audience of the All Star Alliance waited early in the live broadcast room, watching with heavy hearts His Royal Highness Prince Arthur and the ten heroes endure humiliation.
Then, when the suona rang, the black bear wore a white vest and a white hat, and the white bear wore a black vest and a black hat, and carried the coffin down from the aircraft.
The audience put question marks on the screen one after another.
How is this going
The mourning band came out, the spirit beasts stood up, their heads and buttocks were drawn in circles, twisted like a fat twist, the high suona sound opened the prelude to the mourning in the rhythm of electronic drums.
The big fox Xianluo and the big fox Xianwei jumped to the front of the coffin and stood up straight, waving their paws left and right.
The big seals behind the coffin patted the ground with their front flippers, rolled on the ground, patted the ground again, rolled in a circle, and spit out water bubbles with their abilities.
Behind them, a group of muscular deer kept doing various bodybuilding poses with bright muscles. Their muscles were rubbed with oil, reflecting the dazzling sunlight, almost blinding the audience's titanium alloy dog eyes.
And the protagonists of this funeral, the bears carrying the coffin, are jumping up and down happily. Standing up and jumping, sitting on the ground and jumping, and even "lifting" the coffin with his stomach, jumping and jumping like a live fish thrown on the shore.
The coffin they were carrying jumped up and down, and it looked like the lid of the coffin was about to pop open.
The audience's question marks on the screen never stopped.
How is this going? How is this going? Why so cheerful
"According to Mr. Cope, the funeral custom of a certain person's hometown is a hilarious funeral. It seems that it is indeed a hilarious funeral, and there is no problem at all. (Is it really okay!!!!)"
"Is this instrument the suona played by Mr. Ming? The sound of the suona will either raise the coffin or pray to the church. It is no problem to use the suona at the funeral, there is no problem at all. (But I think there is really a problem!!!!)"
"There is no problem with mourning, the suona is no problem, the funeral procession seems to be singing and dancing... It's not a big problem? It's very festive, no problem, no problem at all. (I thought His Highness was bullied, I was wrong, how could His Highness be bullied? !!!)”
"Damn it, the guests were greeted by a group of grass-mud horses. His Highness actually mobilized so many grass-mud horses from the army of the All-Star Alliance. This emoji team is really shocking."
"What is a grass-mud horse? Our Ouhuang Tibetan fox is still the emcee, speaking eulogy weakly with his wide-sewed dead fish eyes open."
"Meritorious scientists also presented meticulously choreographed dances. What is this? Dancing on the grave?"
"That's right, dancing on the grave, singing and dancing to send you to the sky. Hi, I'm so happy (waving)."
Arthur swept aside the relatives, friends, disciples and grandchildren of the deceased who were blue or pale, and let out a disdainful laugh.
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