"It is said that there is a way to make a perpetual motion machine."
"As long as two cats stack the cat's paws, according to the 'cat's paw is always on' theorem, the cat's paws of the two cats will form a perpetual motion."
"Hahaha, big black, stop fighting, stop fighting!"
The little black cat was lying on top of Mingyou's head, and the cat's paws slapped Mingyou's forehead hard.
pissed meow! Not just a sudden OCD attack! you laugh! dare you laugh!
After being washed, the fur color was even brighter, and the monkey that shone like gold scratched its head.
Is the little bald monkey being bullied
But why did the little bald monkey laugh so loudly
The little gray wolf glanced at the yellow-haired monkey. are you stupid? His Royal Highness patted the cat's paw for so long, and there was not even a red mark on the forehead of the little spirit beast master. Do you believe what he said, he patted it hard
The yellow-haired monkey scratched his head again.
It's too complicated for monkeys to understand.
The yellow-haired monkeys have returned to the team, and they naturally have to hold a naming convention again.
Mingyou: "Speaking of the big monkey, it is naturally Sun Wukong!"
"Then let's rhubarb."
Mingyou: "You may not know what Sun Wukong means. Let me briefly tell you the story of "Journey to the West"!"
"Sure enough, it can only be rhubarb."
Mingyou: "Actually, it's not bad to be called Senior Brother."
"What is Huang Mao's name if it's not called Rhubarb? It's decided to be Rhubarb."
Mingyou: "... It's called Dajin, right? This is obviously a golden monkey?"
"Who agrees and who opposes? Well, unanimously approved. You will be called Da Huang in the future." Arthur's cat's paw clapped.
Mingyou, who didn't count as a ticket, could only squat in the corner and draw circles.
The yellow-haired monkey continued to scratch his head.
Rhubarb is Rhubarb, and he doesn't care much about the name. But the little bald monkey seems very sad, why don't you try to persuade it
Arthur the cat jumped on the rhubarb head: "Why do you always scratch your head, do you have fleas on your head?"
Arthur the cat pulled and pulled out a long scarred wound from the monkey hair.
Arthur the cat: "… "
Arthur the cat: "Stupid!!!!!!!"
Mingyou was frightened by Arthur's cat's shrill scream and jumped up like a cat: "What's the matter... Why is there such a big scar! Let me take a look at me!"
Arthur the cat jumped aside, and Mingyou began to examine the wound for the yellow-haired monkey.
After inspection, Mingyou found that the wound was caused by the teeth of the wild beast, not the old wound that the yellow-haired monkey suffered on the battlefield.
"There is congestion in the brain. This congestion may be the culprit that caused Rhubarb's memory loss." The Cosmic Alliance's therapeutic equipment is very advanced and can directly perform a fluoroscopy examination. Mingyou said after examining Rhubarb, "There is not much congestion, and it is enveloped by energy. Thank God , Spirit beasts are energy life forms. Daily massage and acupuncture should speed up the absorption of congestion.”
Mingyou took out the acupuncture box from the system space, and opened it with a "pop", and there were neat rows of silver needles of different lengths inside. The longest silver needle was as long as the palm of your hand.
Numerous fluffy fluffs who were demented and not demented stepped back in unison, looking at Mingyou with frightened eyes.
Stick it in your head with this thing? you sure
"Don't worry! There's absolutely no problem!" Mingyou patted his chest, but none of the fluffy ones believed him.
The yellow-haired monkey shrank behind the big white bear, holding his knees and shivering.
No monkey! Monkeys can't! Monkeys can't do it!
"It doesn't hurt, it really doesn't hurt." Mingyou said, "Don't shy away from the doctor, this is the power stone acupuncture box, the only one in the entire Star Alliance, I haven't found a replacement yet, it's super precious! Trust me, what's wrong with it? It's gone!"
Arthur Cat felt that his body was too small and felt very insecure, so he changed back to Arthur Tiger, trying to use his huge size to strengthen his courage: "Xiaoyou, are you sure it's okay to stick this down?"
The big white bear glanced at his highness.
Why don't you call me stupid now? Your Highness, I have never seen you so cowardly before.
"It's really okay." Mingyou tried his best to round his almond eyes, trying to make his expression look convincing, "Although I haven't tried it on a spirit beast, it's definitely fine!"
In the system, I passed the acupuncture final exam with an S-level rating! As long as it is an energy life form, I can show it to you!
Although I haven't tried it on a spirit beast...
Even the big white bear couldn't help shivering.
"Why haven't I seen you use it before?" Arthur Hu's tiger face was wrinkled and he was so worried.
It's not that he doesn't believe in Mingyou, it's just... This piercing in the head is different from piercing in other places. Mingyou couldn't come up with convincing evidence, and he really didn't dare to let Mingyou get started.
Really make the tiger head big!
"It's too expensive, I'm only redeeming it now." Mingyou said.
All the plushs know that Mingyou has a learning light brain. Just like the light brain when they were in school, they must complete exams and homework and get credits before they can get rewards from the light brain.
But that's not the point they want to know. Head piercing or something, or...
"Let's try the wild beast first." Arthur Hu finally made a decision by patting the meat pad, "If the wild beast is fine, let Xiaoyou take a look. The big wound in his head is fine, and he was pricked by a needle. It won't be a big problem for a while."
The little gray wolf frowned: "Your Highness, please think twice."
Arthur Hu said: "The problem in Rhubarb's head, I don't believe in Mingyou, do you believe in other people? Do we dare to let other doctors perform brain surgery on Rhubarb?"
The little gray wolf was speechless.
According to normal thinking, the medical skills of an old doctor who has been in medicine for many years are naturally more trustworthy than that of a childish little spirit animal master. But now they have determined that spiritual beastism is fundamentally wrong. In other words, the current treatment plan may be completely different for spirit beasts.
After the spirit beast of the energy body is injured, if it cannot return to its human form, it can almost only rely on self-healing. So Mingyou has no experience, and those doctors are also inexperienced.
The elders of the Academy of Sciences once said that they wanted to use spirit beasts to "practice their hands". But donating the body is all it takes. A person|body|experiment who can't even come up with scientific principles is tantamount to murder.
Since the progress of science, the spirit beasts must be sacrificed, why not choose the little spirit beast master who has rescued them
"This is really no problem." Mingyou patted his head, and then he remembered that in this world, acupuncture is not common sense, "I will pass on the theory to you, although the body structure of energy life forms simulates living things, it is still essentially Energy, so the silver needle wrapped with energy will not be recognized as a foreign body by the immune system of the spirit beast, resulting in a rejection reaction."
"These silver needles are all good energy conductors, equivalent to needle tubes... Alas, it's hard to explain in words, let's take a look at the data!"
The little fool Ming passed the relevant information to them. There are texts, videos, and pictures in the data, which are easy to understand. After all, this is the most basic treatment in the wizard world, and it is similar to putting a Band-Aid on your hand.
The new data is an improved version that is suitable for this world after the system combines the data of the spirit beasts. When Mingyou perfected the Encyclopedia of Spirit Beasts, the database of the system was constantly enriched, and many skill trees for the cultivation of spirit beasts were added.
Mingyou now spends knowledge points like flowing water, sneaking into the system every night to study.
Now he has dared to pat his chest proudly, and even Da Hei, who used to be his pillow and quilt, didn't realize that he stayed up late to study again.
Mingyou missed his mouth when introducing the information, and Arthur Hu looked at Mingyou very badly.
With his eyes, it was as if he was looking at which part of Mingyou would be better off, and then he opened his big mouth, ooh, and bitten to death this young man who would never learn well.
The big white bear holds the forehead with its paw.
The little gray wolf shrugged silently.
Right, he just said that the little spirit beast master was raised by His Highness to be more and more similar to His Highness.
Honestly admit mistakes and never change after repeated teachings.
Mingyou also found that he was overwhelmed and missed his mouth. He covered his mouth in horror and shook his head vigorously.
I'm not, I don't, Dahei, listen to my explanation!
The big black cat shook his head vigorously, his ears flapping.
I don't listen, I don't listen, stupid you wait! After the yellow-haired monkey is rescued, see how I clean up you! At least face-to-face thinking and handwritten review are absolutely indispensable!
Mingyou QAQ.
I will never get carried away again.
"Your optical brain is not only a learning system, but also has a very powerful data processing ability, which is equivalent to a super optical brain." Arthur Hu gave Mingyou a vicious look before he started to talk about business, "I will help you with this. If you report it, it means that your light brain is a super light brain that has collected all the research materials of the entire spirit beast planet, and it is the knowledge crystallization of the spirit beast masters."
"This super optical brain binds your life characteristics, and only you can use it. It is also equivalent to a learning optical brain. Only when you pass the exam and learn enough knowledge can you unlock the next system."
"In addition to studying and exams, other methods of hard unlocking will cause self-destruction of the brain. The destruction of the civilization of the spirit beast masters makes them not trust anyone other than your descendant."
"Do you understand?" Arthur Hu asked.
Mingyou nodded hard, listened, understood!
should!
should... should
"I will sort out this statement and send it to you. You have memorized it for me." Arthur Hu put his paw on it and pushed Mingyou's head to the side, shaking it from side to side. The tofu in his head was frozen with water and frozen. Scum ding dong sound.
Stupid Yu!
Arthur Hu's two cat paws held Mingyou's head and shook it vigorously, wishing to shake all the tofu dregs out of his head, almost shaking Mingyou into a concussion.
The little gray wolf lay on the ground and sighed deeply.
I hope that my companions will wake up soon, and everyone will work together to protect this little fool.
Although the little gray wolf looked disgusted, his eyes were full of smiles.
Perhaps for their group of warriors who have seen too much darkness, although Mingyou is talented in spiritual beast cultivation knowledge and music, but other aspects are simpler and easier to understand than a white paper They will completely accept it as their own family.
After all, they have suffered enough betrayals.
Mingyou was collectively disliked by his family's plush, but his treatment plan passed.
It's not that the spirit beasts have the courage to devote themselves to science, but you have to give a more reliable plan. Like the kind submitted by the Academy of Sciences, "I don't know what to study, let's try dissecting a spirit beast first", who would agree
Arthur gasped, and when he was making a video with his eldest brother, he cracked the printed academic paper: "Look, even the mentally handicapped Ming is suspecting that there is something wrong with our Covenant's research system of spirit beasts, ask me whether Whether we start from the living habits of wild beasts, or start from the daily observation of spirit beasts, will not let spirit beast cultivation fall behind in this way."
"What can I say, I can only fool him and say that everyone is just looking in the wrong direction. In fact, they are still working hard."
"Work hard! The Covenant has been peaceful for too long, and the combat power of the S-level ability user has become a display. It is easy to not use it, just like a tactical threat weapon. It has been idle all the time. Many people in the Covenant are too lazy to do maintenance. , also said that the people in the remote star area are still grazing, with this money, it is better to improve people's livelihood!"
"Anyway, there is no war in the Star Alliance, and the spirit beasts are useless, everyone can make do with it!"
"As a result, the war broke out. The logistics couldn't keep up, the medical care couldn't keep up, and the cooperation couldn't keep up. It all depended on the life and willpower of the S-level abilities!"
"In the end, the bastards said it was our fault. If we let a few more spirit beasts do their unreliable human body experiments, they would study it soon? If they come up with academic papers like stupid you, I will Take the lead and volunteer for them!"
His Majesty Aldridge was silent. He finished the paper first, then turned to the person next to him and said, "Teacher, what do you think?"
"It's simple and easy to understand, and it can be used as a training manual." Neil Gretel stomped the ground with a cane, "The elders of the Academy of Sciences have been completely corrupted by capital, and they hold the right to speak of the cultivation of spirit beasts. In order to defend the huge chain of interests now derived from the cultivation of spirit beasts."
"Before, we had to avoid the rat, but now with Xiaoyou, it is time for the elders to disband."
"It's best that this is resolved before Xiaoyou enters the public eye. I don't want him to be harmed by the Covenant again." Arthur's claws were typing frantically.
"Take good care of him." Aldridge saw that his younger brother had returned to his former liveliness and arrogance, and his serious face couldn't restrain his gratification and smile.
"Of course." Arthur Tiger's tail was raised high.
That's the idiot of his family, he doesn't take care of anyone.
After arranging things for his brother, Arthur Hu walked on tiptoe to the "treatment room" newly remodeled by Xiaotian.
In the treatment room, there is a yellow-haired monkey tied with five flowers.
The yellow-haired monkey can't read the paper, but he still thinks he can't.
So he was tied up.
Here, Arthur Hu is the boss, Arthur Hu said yes, then it is completely possible.
"Don't move, you don't want to get a few more needles after the needle is stabbed crookedly, right?" Mingyou persuaded him with his innocent and kind expression, "If you move too much, there will be a 'click'. If the needle is broken in the head, it is necessary to open the skull to find the tip of the needle.”
"Hey, looking for a needle in your mind, can it be called looking for a needle in a haystack?" Mingyou thought that he had found a very interesting joke, and quickly shared it with the fluffy beside him.
The other fluffy ones shuddered.
What a joke! Why is it so cold? Chills down your spine!
"Isn't it funny? I think it's funny." Ming Xiaoyou, who was still troubled by the difference between his own laughter and the fluffy ones, sighed softly.
The yellow-haired monkey has stiffened.
It is stiffer than the ice sculpture made by the big white bear.
He even breathed cautiously, for fear that the muscle tremors caused by breathing would be too large, and the energy needle would snap in his head with a "click", and the little bald monkey would find a "needle in a haystack".
Arthur Hu stroked his big tail, which was blown into a fairy stick, and silently exited the treatment room.
Does Stupid You know how terrible what he said? He probably really doesn't know, right
Fortunately, it wasn't him who had a bag on his head.
…
Although it sounds terrible, Mingyou is right, acupuncture is indeed a small treatment, as long as it is a spirit beast master, it can be done.
That is to say, the place where the acupuncture and moxibustion were performed was the head, which made all the fluffy people very frightened. If Mingyou had exchanged the acupuncture box early and pierced the legs of the big black cat, no one would have objected.
Acupuncture treatment is very effective. The energy needle pierces the energy film on the surface of the congestion, directs the energy in Mingyou's body into the wound of the yellow-haired monkey, guides the energy of the yellow-haired monkey's congestion to flow again, and drives the congestion to flow to the less important parts, reducing the risk of discomfort. Repression of memory areas.
Mingyou preliminarily estimated that after more than ten or twenty times, the congestion in Rhubarb's head will disappear, and then the scars can be treated.
Because rhubarb has a strong stress response to acupuncture, in order to appease rhubarb's emotions, Mingyou set acupuncture once every two days to give rhubarb a psychological buffer time for one day.
Da Huang squatted on the ground and covered his head. Although he did feel that the dull pain in his head had improved, the "joke" of "searching for a needle in a haystack" left a strong psychological shadow on him, and it was really difficult for him to accept treatment readily.
After the first treatment, they stayed at the big tree for a few days.
The young leaves and fruits of the big tree are very suitable for the ration of spirit beasts. Mingyou and Xiaotian analyzed the big tree, and after getting the analysis report, they could ask the Covenant government to look for trees of similar subjects and narrow the scope of finding food for spirit beasts.
On the surface, Mingyou was still silly and silly every day, but when he was sleeping with the big black cat at night, he dropped a few more golden beans.
The big black cat's claws pulled Mingyou's little head into his scarf: "What's wrong?"
Mingyou muttered: "It hurts."
The big black cat sighed: "Do you feel bad for the big monkey?"
Mingyou hugged the big black cat's neck tightly: "I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for the spirit beast."
"I have learned most of the basic knowledge of current spiritual beast cultivation. Injured spiritual beasts are basically treated by stocking, allowing them to integrate into the wild beast group, which is said to enhance self-healing power."
"Although this method is indeed not wrong, the Covenant has not found a way to treat the spirit beasts, so the spirit beasts rely on their instincts to find them. , may be the only way."
"You said that there is currently no record of spirit beasts dying in the hands of wild beasts during stocking. But no death does not mean no injuries. Even if the wound heals in the end, the injuries you have suffered, the pain and torture you have experienced does not mean that it will disappear. already."
"It's like rhubarb. Over time, the bruises in his head will disappear automatically, his memory will be restored, and his scars will fall off. But what about the pain and torture he suffered during this time? Forget it?"
"You said that the people who study the cultivation of spirit beasts have done their best. I believe you, I may be arrogant... But is there really no way? Even if you press a tracker on the spirit beast, you can find it from the life track of the spirit beast. What about the cure for spirit beasts?"
The more Mingyou talked, the more aggrieved, as if the scars and pain were what he experienced himself.
"Well... Well, it's a very complicated reason." Arthur Hu raised his head, oh, he can't hide it anymore.
But he really didn't want to tell Mingyou these dirty things.
What is he going to say? For the covenant that has been at peace for a long time, spiritual beasts are like weapons with high maintenance costs that have not been used for a long time? Is it normal to rust after a long time
Normal shit.
But that's what it is.
In particular, under the premise that the research on spiritual beasts is underdeveloped, most of the S-level ability users who can transform into beasts have good family backgrounds, and they are in high positions. It is too embarrassing for them to take risks to participate in the research.
Even if there are spirit beasts with poor family backgrounds, they are S-rank ability users, each of which is a treasure of the Covenant, and it is impossible for them to participate in life-threatening experiments.
The Star Alliance has been at peace for a long time, and the Star Alliance troops usually go to fight with the star thieves. S-level ability users are enough. They rarely use the spirit beast form, and the possibility of injury and weakness is very low, and naturally there is no such thing as An urgent desire to risk "getting stronger".
Under this premise, spiritual animal research has been solidified for a long time, forming a strong chain of interests.
For example, in the breeding of wild animals, a breeding base is a resource star, and the cost of this can be imagined. Of course, with such a large expenditure, the profits are also enviable.
If the foundation of spiritual animal science is overturned, it is equivalent to overturning all the huge interest groups built on this foundation. This is like the elimination of old industries by new industries, which will inevitably lead to strong resistance from old interest groups.
In the age of peace, there are too many interests involved in this chain of interests. If it is rashly broken, it will cause strong social problems. Even his brother can only hold his nose and endure it.
However, a war tore up all the semblance of calm and disturbed the original stable old interest groups.
The Zerg posed a threat to the Covenant and injected a stimulant into the development of the Covenant. At least the families of S-rank power users will never tolerate the most outstanding children of their own family from being severely hurt again that could have been avoided in this war.
The class of S-level power users originally overlapped with the old interest groups. The war has torn their alliance of interests, and the time for reform has come.
Mingyou is not only the guide | fire | cable, but also the core of this change, so Arthur is not willing to let Mingyou know too much.
Mingyou's sentimental temperament must be overthinking.
Arthur will not let Mingyou come out to attract firepower, he will block all the war and darkness from the sight of this poor young man. The young man only needs to be happy doing research, raise spirit animals, start live broadcasts, and make a little money.
What kind of conflict of interests, what kind of darkness of human nature, and what kind of class struggle, if these are still for scientists to worry about, who will do the research
The establishment of the Council of Elders was originally based on the original intention of allowing scientists to simply conduct experiments, but as a result, they deviate from the original intention.
But the elders will be bad, it does not mean that the original intention is wrong.
Mingyou is so simple in conspiracy and tricks that his brain is full of frozen tofu slag. This is a congenital mental retardation. Mingyou did his best to rescue eleven interstellar heroes who often dealt with various conspiracies and conspiracies, and they also let their little spirit beast masters worry about those dirty things. Are these interstellar heroes losing face
"If it's very complicated, don't tell me." Seeing the big black cat embarrassed, Mingyou burst into tears, "I know how many pounds and taels of my brain, and even the big black can't handle things, I heard it too. Worrying for nothing."
"I will cure you and keep you fat. In the future, other spirit beasts who have been bullied will be sent to me. I can't do anything else, so there is absolutely no problem with raising spirit beasts. "Mingyou let a few golden beans take away the anxiety in his heart, and regained his blindly optimistic nature, "Raise all of you to be fat!"
The big black cat and the black line: "It's okay to be fat and fat."
"That's right, Da Hei is at most black and fat, and can't be white." Mingyou 0_0.
The big black cat kicked Mingyou off the bed.
Stupid Yu! No lesson!
Mingyou climbed onto the bed and clambered up on the big black cat like an octopus. The big black cat couldn't get rid of it.
Arthur Hu: Angry into airplane ears! ! !
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"Ah, Xiaoyou's heart is clear, but he just doesn't want us to worry, so he never talks about it." After listening to Arthur Hu's complaints, the big white bear sighed, "We haven't done enough, and Xiaoyou is worried."
The yellow-haired monkey squatted on the ground, like a punk.
Ah, did the little bald monkey cry for me? I am such a big monkey, but I was sympathized by a little bald monkey? So shameless! No, I have to show my power to the little bald monkey!
So Mingyou received a lot of fruits and young leaves from the yellow-haired monkey every day.
It's all good, energy-packed ingredients.
Mingyou happily picked up the big yellow-haired monkey and circled: "Da Huang is too powerful!"
The yellow-haired monkey was picked up by the little bald-haired monkey by the waist, and it was lifted up and circled like a child.
When he fell to the ground, the whole monkey was not well.
Is this little bald monkey... really... the weakest of them all
Yellow-haired monkey petrified.
"Just get used to it." The little gray wolf was very calm.
The yellow-haired monkey crouched on the ground and cried.
His weak and pitiful family members, he promised to protect them? So strong, how to protect
Arthur Hu glanced at the yellow-haired monkey disdainfully.
Mingyou is strong, but stupid. After you restore your memory, you can use your brain to protect him.
The yellow-haired monkey holds his head.
I'm especially smart after regaining my memory
The big white bear and the little gray wolf looked at each other, not wanting to admit it.
Yellow-haired monkeys are indeed their brains. But he really has too many bad faults and is very bad, making it difficult for people to respect him.
"Big black big black! There are a lot of new foods this time. Do you want me to start a live broadcast and take some new food to send out?" Mingyou suddenly thought, "They just tasted the spirit beast food I made in the live broadcast room through empathy. , maybe not very trusting in food?"
"Before the ingredients were limited, I was reluctant to draw nutrient cubes. And when they got the nutrient cubes, they were just greedy and couldn't copy. Now these are all local ingredients. After I give them the production method, I will draw some food out. , They think it's delicious, so they should be able to do it, right?"
"I want other spirit beasts to taste the energy-rich food earlier." Mingyou said uncertainly, "After they start to pick up their tongues, the people who make the food may improve their craftsmanship by themselves, right?"
Arthur's claws patted the floor: "The suggestion is feasible, just do it!"
Although Stupid You is simple-minded, simple-minded people can sometimes come up with simple and violent ways to break the game.
As expected of my idiot! Big cat-style crooked mouth proud!
The author has something to say: The number of characters in the plot exceeds every day, and I wrote more today, so... let's just change the update time before ten o'clock.
The plot of this article is about raising spirit beasts. All intrigues and tricks are set boards and have nothing to do with the little protagonist.
Stupid You still has to worry about this kind of thing, doesn't he lose face for the eleven plush he raised