Tan Chenxi sat on the sheet that was torn apart by his roommate, opened the live broadcast room, and prepared to watch the live broadcast.
His Tibetan fox roommate was lying at his feet with a big bag on his head.
Tan Chenxi kicked him while waiting for the live broadcast: "You're a Tibetan fox! It's a fox! Not a fox dog! It's not Erha! If you get excited, you will tear down the house! Both of us will pay for the renovation of the dormitory!"
Tibetan Fox's roommate covered his head with his front paws and cried.
I don't want to, I can't control myself!
"Didn't you take part in the training? Didn't the training teach you how to control yourself?" Tan Chenxi was very flustered. After he turned into a spirit beast, would he also look like a ghost
Fear of spirit beasts arrived today.
The roommate of Tibetan fox raised his fox head, squinted his eyes, and said with a holographic prompter: "Yes, but it's useless. It is said that if you get used to the shape of the spirit beast, you can control it. I'm not still a new spirit beast. It's normal to be out of control."
"Please forgive me, you are really new, but not cute." Tan Chenxi said venomously, "With your wide face and squinting eyes, you will only be laughed at when you go out."
Tibetan fox roommate TAT.
When human beings have small eyes, they are already pitiful enough, why are they still squinting when they become spirit beasts? Can't you give me a big flickering eye? Otherwise, it's okay to have phoenix eyes like ordinary foxes!
The seniors in the barracks didn't call him by his name, not even the Tibetan fox, they just called it the wide-faced fox, the narrow-eyed fox, and even the emoji fox. Bullying recruits is not so bullying!
There are obviously other small-eyed comrades-in-arms. After they become spirit beasts, they all have beautiful big eyes. As far as I am, there is not much difference between a spirit beast and a human being! I'd rather have the peas-like eyes of a bear than squinting!
Tibetan fox roommate took out the idol photos that he had collected.
Look, with the same squinting eyes, Xian Luo Da is a beautiful fox, and I am an emoji.
Seeing the picture of Zanghu's roommate holding Senior Xianluo again, Tan Chenxi couldn't help kicking him again: "Don't cry, the live broadcast has started!"
The Tibetan fox roommate sniffed, put away the photos, and started to babble.
Tan Chenxi supported her forehead, took out a towel and gritted her teeth to wipe the saliva of Tibetan Fox's roommate, so that he would not drip saliva all over the place.
What kind of magic does this live broadcast room have? Before the live broadcast has started, the roommates are starting to drool
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"Hello everyone, I... ah!" Before Mingyou finished his routine opening remarks, he was hit in the head by a group of branches.
The demented plushs, who were playing dodgeball with the big monkey, saw that they were in trouble, and immediately dispersed.
"Don't play with food!" Mingyou pulled the branches off his head and reprimanded loudly, "Otherwise, today's dim sum will be gone! No more!"
The two deer who were hiding behind the tree trunks jumped out immediately, walked obediently to Mingyou, and bowed their heads to admit their mistakes.
The little red fox stuck out his tongue and stood up to yawn at Mingyou.
For my beauty's sake, don't be angry with the little spirit beast master!
"Dahong!" Mingyou was helpless, "You are cute when you get into trouble, who did you learn Dahong from?"
The little red fox blinked and tilted his head. Am I not cute? Am I not beautiful
"Cute, cute, beautiful, but don't try to be cute." Mingyou crouched down and flicked the big ears of the little red fox, "Apologize first."
The little red fox flicked its tail in annoyance, and drooped its ears and said "wow" twice.
The little spirit beast master is so strict! How indifferent to my beauty! Alright alright, apology, apology. This fox will cherish food in the future and will not play with it again.
"That's good." Mingyou praised, "Dahong is indeed the most beautiful fox in the Star Alliance who is as beautiful as the outside!"
The little red fox raised his ears and raised his head proudly.
That's right, this fox is the most beautiful fox in the Star Alliance! This fox forgives the sternness of the little spirit beast master!
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"Uh... Who is that little red fox? Didn't you say this is the live broadcast room of the Ten Heroes?" Tan Chenxi asked.
"Are you too worried about your brother, you haven't heard anything about the live broadcast room I introduced to you?" Entering the holographic live broadcast room, Canghu roommate can finally use the voice mode, no need to raise the word board, " The little red fox is my idol Xianluo. The little spirit beast master can make the beasts who trust him smaller."
"Why make the spirit beasts smaller?" Tan Chenxi was puzzled.
"I sent you the information, so please watch it yourself, don't disturb me watching the live broadcast." Zanghu's roommate flicked his tail, "Ah, Senior Xianluo is so beautiful, if only I were as beautiful as this."
Tan Chenxi: "…"
He thought about his beautiful roommate.
Then almost vomited.
After reading the information given by Tibetan Fox's roommate, Tan Chenxi finally understood the power of this little spirit beast master.
For the past two days, he has been trying to contact his mother's old friend in Sky Blue Star to inquire about his brother, but he really didn't care about this live broadcast room, and he didn't even read the information that Tibetan Fox's roommate gave him.
The Covenant has already figured out that spirit beasts are energy lifeforms, but after energy compression, it has never been mentioned that it can enhance the self-healing power of spirit beasts.
According to qualitative thinking, it is impossible for people to rejuvenate themselves, so no one studies that aspect. But if you think about it carefully, after the energy body is compressed, shrinking is not an incomprehensible thing.
Tan Chenxi's eyes turned to the young man who was introducing them to the newly found food. When he saw his soft black curly hair, a strange sense of familiarity filled his heart.
He raised his hand and touched his hair, knowing where the familiarity came from.
"Curly hair is not easy to take care of." Tan Chenxi said. He usually straightens his hair, but during this time, in order to find his younger brother, he didn't have time to take care of it, so his hair became curly again.
After discovering the familiarity of hair, the more Tan Chenxi looked at the Little Spirit Beast Master, the more familiar it became.
"My brother should be about the same age as him." Tan Chenxi was suddenly frustrated.
The Tibetan fox roommate scratched his ears on his hind legs. Come, come, Tan Chenxi's unique "brother illusion", when he sees everything, he thinks of his younger brother.
"Get up, can't the joyful atmosphere in the live broadcast room make you happy?" Tibetan Fox's roommate said, "I hope you can break through the bottleneck soon and become a spirit beast. After you become a spirit beast, what human? The troubles are gone, and it is super happy to let go of your nature.”
Tan Chenxi: "..." No, I don't want to let go of my nature, thank you.
Today, the phobia of spirit beasts is offered in two copies.
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"Today's ingredients can also be found by everyone." Mingyou introduced the fruits and young leaves found by the yellow-haired monkey and said, "Today I'm going to make small biscuits. The taste and nutrition are no worse than nutritional cubes."
"There have been so many live broadcasts, but I haven't given everyone any benefits. This time I will smoke..." Mingyou paused, then turned to ask the big black cat, "Big black, how much do you smoke?"
The big black cat was standing up, with its fluffy belly helping Mingyou play with the machine: "Pick a thousand copies, one cookie each."
Mingyou hesitated: "One piece? Is this too stingy?"
The big black cat looked disgusted: "Then you make a thousand tins of biscuits to give away, how long are you going to do it without sleep? Or, are you only going to give away one tin of biscuits?"
Mingyu continued to hesitate. Although but... The lottery only draws one cookie, which is too stingy, right
The big black cat's paw pushed Mingyou's head and said, "Then ask the audience in the live broadcast room, do you want a thousand biscuits to draw a thousand people, or choose a lucky audience to get a thousand biscuits?"
Big Pyrenees immediately opened the five-minute voting.
Unsurprisingly, the option of drawing a thousand people and each getting a cookie wins by an absolute advantage.
"Everyone is so nice to talk, a cookie will do." Mingyou was shocked when he learned the result of the vote.
The little gray wolf lay on the big white bear's head and sighed deeply.
The focus of the little spirit beast master is always subtly different from that of normal people. The point of this poll has nothing to do with a cookie or a tin of cookies, but a question of one lucky audience and a thousand lucky people.
"Then it's settled." Mingyou rolled up his sleeves, put on his apron, glanced at the big black cat and the big white bear, and took out two aprons and two pairs of gloves to put on the two big plush ones.
Mingyou pinched his chin, tilted his head to look at it for a while, and always felt that something was missing.
"Chef hat?" The little gray wolf was talkative.
Mingyou suddenly realized: "Yes! And a hat!"
He took out two more soft hats and put them on the big black cat and the big white bear: "This way the fur will not fall into the food!"
Big black cat and big white bear: "… "
The little gray wolf fell on the grass with a smile, and the wolf claws kept hitting the ground.
Hahahahaha, grandma tiger and grandma bear!
The big black cat and the big white bear looked at each other, and said in unison, "Da Hui's head is ready, let him work with us after he grows up."
"That's right." Mingyou's body flashed, and the little gray wolf who was rolling on the ground turned into a big wolf, "Come on! Uniform uniform!"
Big Bad Wolf: "..."
The big black cat smiles like a tiger.
The big white bear-style smile.
"Hello, Granny Wolf."
Mingyou: "Yes! Da Hui has a perseverance square around his neck, plus an apron and a soft hat, it really looks like Grandma Wolf! Da Hui, do you want to change the apron and soft hat to pink? Like?"
Grandma Wolf: "No need to thank you!"
The yellow-haired monkey jumped down from the tree and pointed to himself.
What about mine
"Rhubarb doesn't need to work. Rhubarb is waiting for food." Mingyou smiled, "Would you like to help me carry the fruit?"
The yellow-haired monkey nodded.
Although the yellow-haired monkey eats and drinks with Mingyou and the others, and is quite good to Mingyou, his favorability is always so low that Mingyou can't turn the big yellow-haired monkey into a little yellow-haired monkey for the time being.
However, this little bit of favorability should be filled quickly, maybe it's just a meal.
Arthur Hu complained, if Mingyou hadn't pierced the rhubarb monkey's head with a needle, his favorability would have already reached the standard.
Mingyu is very aggrieved. He really just helped rhubarb with treatment. After Da Huang wakes up, he will definitely understand his painstaking efforts!
Arthur Hu continued to complain, and when the rhubarb monkey wakes up, it is estimated that the "joke" of "finding a needle in a haystack" will still become his psychological shadow.
Mingyou was very angry at Arthur Hu's poisonous tongue, and broke off friendship with Arthur Hu for a second.
In a word, although the rhubarb monkey is very big, but the memory has not come back, there is no way to control the machine, and can only do the rough work of moving ingredients.
"Forgot to tell everyone, this is the newly returned rhubarb from our family. These ingredients were found by rhubarb." Mingyou wanted to complain in the live broadcast. Why can't the scholars of spiritual beasts come up with such a simple thing.
But he knew his identity and could not fight against those people. He didn't want to cause trouble to Da Hei, so he forced a smile and said, "So everyone can rest assured, even if the usual food is not full, it is not good when everyone is hungry. When you rely on instinct, you must be able to find suitable food by yourself.”
"Rhubarb's head was bitten by the wild beast with a long scar, but it doesn't matter, because the injury of the spirit beast will heal itself, and after the spirit beast regains its sense, the memory of losing it will become blurred."
Mingyou held a half-human-height hatchet and chopped off a bundle of twigs and buds.
"It doesn't matter at all."
I chop.
"Even if it hurts at the time, I'll forget it later anyway."
I continue to chop.
"Spiritual beasts are very smart and can protect themselves without the help of others."
I chop chop chop.
After smashing the branches and leaves in front of him, Mingyou raised his head and raised his smiling face: "So everyone, don't worry."
The big black cat raised a cat paw, covered its eyes, and hooked wildly at the corner of its mouth.
What is yin and yang strange qi, this is called yin and yang strange qi. But Cunning You didn't know that he was in a yin and yang rage, and he was still aggrieved, thinking that he was helping others find excuses.
Really laughing tiger!
The big white bear and the big bad wolf looked at each other with a helpless smile.
The rhubarb monkey hid behind a tree trunk and shivered. Behind the rhubarb monkey, three little fluffy animals shivered together.
The little spirit beastmaster seemed to be angry, the hatchet chopped the branches so terrifyingly!
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"Hey... That little spirit beast master is so violent." Tibetan Fox's roommate hugged his big tail and shrunk into a big plush ball.
Tan Chenxi touched the stubble of his chin and asked, "Since the spirit beast knows what to eat is most useful to him, if you install a tracker for the spirit beast, wouldn't you be able to know the recipe of the spirit beast?"
Zanghu's roommate looked at Tan Chenxi and said, "Why didn't I find out that you are so stupid before?"
Tan Chenxi: "…"
Tibetan Fox's roommate sighed deeply: "Spiritual beasts will return to their instincts when they are on the verge of death. Before the invasion of the Zerg, which spirit beast would be driven to a desperate situation? The elders would like to catch a few spirits. Beasts are human|human experiments, His Majesty the Emperor turned into a big lion and lay on the operating table, and the whole audience was broadcast live, let them go to the knife, and they would be counseled."
Tan Chenxi: "…"
Tibetan fox roommate: "Look at your live broadcast, it's too esoteric, your little head melon seeds who only know training and your brother can't understand. I don't know if your brain will grow bigger after you become a spirit beast, and your brain capacity will change. bigger."
Tan Chenxi: "..." Isn't this dead fox too arrogant? If he gets a cookie, he must nibble it off in front of the dead fox, leaving him no cookie crumbs!
Tibetan Fox's roommate opened his wide slit eyes and glanced at Tan Chenxi with disdain.
Just because you are so black, when you are on the battlefield, if you send a material in the back, you will be able to meet the luck of the enemy's surprise attack, and you still want to draw biscuits? Who gave you the courage
Tan Chenxi opened the pendant of her necklace, and inside was a picture of a thin woman sitting by the head of a hospital bed, holding a small baby: "My mother and my brother gave it to me."
Tibetan fox roommate was speechless.
The rubbish roommate has moved out the mother of the heaven and the lost brother, how dare he say anything? Then turn around.
Cowardly cowardly.
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Other viewers in the live broadcast room were also trembling.
Forget the yin and yang weirdness, they actually really want to be weird about the yin and yang.
But while you are yin and yang, don't you use a hatchet to chop branches? Although we kill insects on the battlefield without blinking an eye, do you still remember your weak, pitiful, well-behaved and pure-hearted character? This contrast makes us feel very uncomfortable!
What's more, they have already seen the strength of the little spirit beast master. With this hatchet, maybe they can chop off the big head of the spirit beast.
shake.
Speaking of which, the big monkey should be Leo, right? Legend has it that Leo was originally a pirate with a humble background and a ruthless heart. Many people objected to His Royal Highness taking him with him. Even though Leo has made a lot of credits, the army has never less criticized him. There are also rumors that Leo bullies others by taking credit and often robs others.
Leo has been following Prince Arthur, engaged in the most secret and dangerous work, even if they are both S-level power users, they rarely see Leo. Now I look at it in the live broadcast room, how can that hard-working big monkey look like a bad monkey
The big yellow monkey was startled by Mingyou's hatchet, and after hiding behind the tree and shaking for a while, he stepped up to help.
From moving things, to standing still as a hanger, the big yellow monkey's eyes fell on the little spirit beast master, just like the little monkeys of his own group, which were extremely affectionate and kind. At first glance, it is a big monkey with a good temper. Who used to spread rumors? Just because Leo has no family background, he can smear it at will, right
today! We are all monkey yellow! Protect our diligent and kind monkey!
The spirit beasts of the monkey species have sent barrages to support the rhubarb monkey. There is only such a monkey among the ten heroes. It must be protected!
The star-chasing audience covered their noses, tsk, it smells like a fan circle, enough punch.
Big Yellow Monkey didn't know that he had a group of monkey fans. He was standing in front of a big machine, watching Mingyou take out a bunch of tools and was very curious.
"Don't play with the wrench." Mingyou stopped, "I'll teach you how to do it after you restore your memory."
"Friends of the audience in the live broadcast room, there is no food processor suitable for spirit beasts. I will use an existing cooking machine for ingredients."
"My movements will slow down a bit, and everyone can record the screen in advance. The ingredients in the live broadcast room today can be found outside. You can make it by changing the cooking machine at home according to the screen recording tutorial. Delicious and nutritious biscuits."
"Listening to Da Hei, the audience watching the live broadcast is very, very powerful, and the transformation of the machine is very simple, and everyone will definitely watch it once."
Mingyou said, put on the special gloves and work clothes for the transformation machine, put on the anti-glare and splash mask, and started to work on the cooking machine.
The big black cat, the big white bear, and the big bad wolf immediately walked away, and took two deer and a little red fox.
The big yellow monkey tilted his head, not understanding why these few suddenly backed away.
When the welding torch in Mingyou's hand spurted a strong tongue of flame, countless sparks burst out from the poor cooking machine, and the big yellow monkey was so frightened that it screamed and jumped all the way.
He waved his arms angrily and growled at the big black cat, the big white bear and the big bad wolf.
Now that you know it! Why didn't you remind me.
The black grandma tiger, the white grandma bear, and the gray grandma wolf all looked up at the sky and pretended to be mentally retarded.
The beast is old and deaf, what do you say
Rhubarb Monkey: "..." Something seems to be stirring in his mind.
There was a gate in his head, and some very important things were locked in it. Whenever he thinks about it, his head hurts.
Now, stimulated by these three funny beast grandmothers, the gate in the big yellow monkey's head left a crack, and the memory, like a trickle, turned into countless fragmentary pictures and entered his mind.
These fragmentary pictures, without exception, are a few fluffy animals, you fuck me, I fuck you, beasts bite beasts, and the noisy scenes of a mouthful of hair make the big yellow monkey full of anger.
Back then, I Leo beat you all together...
Wait, who is Leo? Isn't my name Rhubarb? Rhubarb Monkey fell into contemplation, the gap at the gate was blocked, and the fragmented picture "bang" turned into water mist and merged into Rhubarb Monkey's subconscious, waiting for the next awakening.
Mingyou deliberately teased the rhubarb monkey, and deliberately let Mars float towards the rhubarb monkey. Seeing that the big yellow monkey was frightened away by him, Mingyou showed a wicked smile and continued to introduce how to modify the cooking machine.
"To extract the energy of these ingredients requires a special environment. Do you know molecular cuisine? Extracting the energy of food is similar to the principle of using molecular science to make delicious food. Temperature, air pressure, and the frequency of electromagnetic waves all have a great impact on ingredients. "
"The specific standard, I will let the big black hair in the live broadcast room later, everyone can use it by themselves."
"Da Hei said that he has already applied for a patent for me, and I will provide it to everyone for free. Everyone can use it with confidence. Don't worry about being squatted by unscrupulous traders after registering the patent."
"The life of a spirit beast is not easy enough. I didn't know how much money was spent by useless nutritional supplements. Now I can save a little bit. Everyone unites to be self-sufficient, well-fed and well-dressed, and no longer be restrained by bad businessmen."
Mingyou had a grudge in his heart, and rationally told himself not to say more, he couldn't help but mumble and complain.
The spirit beasts in the live broadcast room collectively tilted their heads in confusion.
That... Your Highness, what strange things did you say to the little spirit beast master, who seems to have misunderstood us a hundred million times
In the eyes of the little spirit beast masters, why are our spirit beasts weak, pitiful and helpless, like the bottom of society? Does he know that the so-called spirit beast is the strongest S-rank ability user? This is properly the top class of the Star Alliance.
Moreover, most of the industry of spiritual beast nutrition products is concentrated in the hands of the families that own the spiritual beasts. So... am I really cheating on myself
The spirit beasts were lost in thought.
It seems that I really cheated on myself
Convex (fuck dish f*ck)! ! ! ! !
We can't bear this, the money is in our hands, the power is in our hands, why do we have to suffer so much? Want money and power, isn't it just for a better life? Otherwise, what do you want those things for? !
After becoming a spirit beast, the way of thinking that belongs to human beings is subtly reversed, and the spirit beasts who rely on their instincts to do things roll on the ground one after another, feeling that they are particularly wronged.
The most tragic thing is that a small part of this grievance was brought on by them!
"I told my father that if I don't support the little spirit beast master, he will just wait to starve his son to death!"
"I'll have a fight with my parents when I go back!"
"I'll turn my wild beast garden into a fruit tree, and I'll sell it before I'm full."
"I've bought so many resource stars to raise wild beasts, but I still can't get enough to eat myself, what's this guy doing?"
"What's the use of asking for money? There's nothing to eat when you're hungry, and no doctor to see you when you're sick. Can money buy a little spirit beast master??"
"First take a small cookie and taste it. The holographic empathy in the live broadcast room is countless. If the small biscuits are really delicious and nutritious, who would like to eat raw meat?!"
"First of all, you need to be able to draw biscuits."
"Gan!!!"
"It doesn't matter, isn't the little anchor teaching us how to change the cooking machine? We are powerful S-level power users, and it is no problem to build battleships with bare hands, but a small cooking machine can stum us?!"
"That's right!"
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Mingyou took out a bunch of parts: "First, we have to replace this."
Audience: "Which is this?"
Mingyou released the power of the heart: "It is best to use the power of the heart to debug the electromagnetic force fluctuations, so that the frequencies of the two are as similar as possible."
Audience: "Where does the power of the heart come from?"
Mingyou probed the fluffy energy fluctuations around him one by one: "If you have a spirit beast master by your side, the spirit beast master can set different gears according to the energy fluctuations of different spirit beasts. The food produced in this way will be more suitable for different spirit beasts. taste and nutritional needs.”
Audience: "So, where do you adopt a spirit beast master?"
Mingyou closed the machine: "It's done in this way, isn't it easy?"
Audience: "Yes, it's easy. I've already learned it, and there's only one Spirit Beast Master left, so please tell me where to get the Spirit Beast Master? Is it distributed by the country?"
Mingyou: "We can make cookies now!"
Audience: "So you answer me Qiuqiu! Where do you get the spirit beast teacher! Is the national package allocated!"
Mingyou began to happily purify the energy in the food and bake it into small cookies.
The air exudes a tempting sweet fragrance, and its energy fluctuations are indeed quite different from the previous food. It has to be said that it is somewhat similar to greenstone.
But greenstone's allure to them is more of a desire for energy. And this time, the little biscuits really conquered their senses from the "deliciousness".
Just the aroma when grilled, so mouthwatering. If you can eat a small cookie into your mouth, it must be an indescribable happiness, right
The spirit beasts raised their claws, wiped the corners of their mouths, and stared at the lottery page.
So, which lucky viewer gets a cookie? If the live broadcast room will announce the nickname, can we...
A bunch of fluffy people who want to do bad things are just around the corner.
The author has something to say: When the time is changed to ten o'clock, all of a sudden there is no rush. But the word count is almost seven thousand _(:з"∠)_.
I heard that the University of Science and Technology of China is closed management? Does anyone who has graduated from the University of Science and Technology of China give an introduction on how to make a tooth sacrifice? It's good that the stupid cousin who took a bite said he was very flustered.