"I'm here." Lu Yunfei said positively.
"No need to tell the time, just be quiet."
"Okay." Lu Yunfei replied verbally.
Just watching the hour hand slowly turn to the 1 position, Lu Yunfei felt sleepy, but Bian Jinyuan was still writing English on the sofa. He couldn't help urging, "The current time, Beijing time, is exactly one o'clock in the morning."
Bian Jinyuan: …
Bian Jinyuan stopped writing and thought for a while. Could it be because he had fallen asleep on time before 12 o'clock in the evening, so it had been so long, until today, he found out that their silly Tmall elf was still telling the time on time every night.
Then I usually slept too deeply.
Bian Jinyuan looked at the Tmall elf not far away, and emphasized again, "You don't need to tell the time, just be quiet."
Lu Yunfei said in his heart, is this something that I am worried about? This is bro, you should go to sleep! Look what time it is! Don't sleep now, are you going to jump left and right on the edge of sudden death!
Thinking of this, Lu Yunfei replied calmly, "One o'clock in the morning, sleep time. Going to bed too late will lead to a series of symptoms such as obesity, weakened immunity, rough skin, and decreased memory. Take care of yourself and start from going to bed on time!"
Bian Jinyuan: …
Seeing that he was silent, Lu Yunfei decided to add another fire. So he cleared his throat, and the Tmall Elf made two "ding" and "ding" sounds.
Bian Jinyuan looked puzzled, what is this for? start again
Soon, he understood.
Because, Lu Yunfei began to sing:
sleep, sleep, my darling
Mom's hands gently shake you
The cradle shakes you, sleep fast
The night is quiet, and is warmed by Li Duo
…
Bian Jinyuan: …
Bian Jinyuan never dreamed that when he grew up so big, the first time someone sang a lullaby to him, it turned out to be an artificial intelligence!
It's so fucking smart! This is the little mental retardation he is familiar with, this intelligent person makes him wonder if there are two eyes staring at him!
Bian Jinyuan used to listen to the girls in the store talking about Taobao's big data. Taobao eavesdrops on you every day. If you say something, it feels like nonsense if you like it immediately. Now he feels that he doesn't know if Taobao is eavesdropping, but the Tmall Genie must be eavesdropping! He keeps his two big black eyes open, keeps an eye on you, doesn't sleep on time all day, and even urges you! Simply amazing!
Bian Jinyuan had reason to suspect that if he continued to sleep late tomorrow, his little mentally handicapped should start selling him sleep aids. And these products must be sold exclusively on Tmall!
So Bian Jinyuan got up and walked towards his Tmall elf, intending to unplug the power to see how he supervises himself.
As soon as Lu Yunfei sang "A bunch of roses, a bunch of lilies", he saw him walking towards him. He was wondering, but suddenly he felt that his eyes were pitch black. The next second, he opened his eyes and looked at him with a confused expression. the top of his own head. Lu Yunfei was stunned for a moment, then turned on the bedside lamp, and looked at his bedroom in shock, what the hell, he wore it back!
Lu Yunfei didn't know whether to cry or laugh, but he had already laughed. Just laughing and laughing, Lu Yunfei snorted, such a good Bian Jinyuan, he dared to unplug his power supply, he hasn't finished singing the lullaby, so he treats his mother like this! Let's see how he cleans up when he goes tomorrow!
On the other side, Bian Jinyuan, whose world was finally quiet, continued to be busy sorting out the English phrases and sentence patterns at hand.
Lu Yunfei met Bian Jinyuan on the playground the next day. He slept for a while, and he was no longer angry when he was cut off from the power supply just last night. It was just that Bian Jinyuan was still unhappy, so he covered his cap several times while playing basketball.
Bian Jinyuan didn't take it seriously, and still helped Lu Yunfei look at his schoolbag when he went for a run.
Lu Yunfei ran for 20 minutes, and when he saw Bian Jinyuan waiting for him on the side of the runway, he knew it was time to go back to the classroom. He walked over, and Bian Jinyuan took out a bottle of mineral water from his schoolbag and handed it to him.
Lu Yunfei was surprised, "You still prepared this?"
Bian Jinyuan didn't speak, just carried his schoolbag and walked outside the playground.
Lu Yunfei looked at the mineral water in his hand, and decided to forgive him for the power outage on the face of this bottle of water.
He took a few sips of water, chased after him, retrieved his schoolbag, and walked into the classroom with Bian Jinyuan.
Li Yuanqing had already put the steamed buns and soy milk on his table, and there was still a piece of paper on the table, clearly written: Starting tomorrow, it's your turn to bring breakfast.
Lu Yunfei was shocked, how could it be his turn so quickly! He silently rolled the note into a ball and threw it into the trash can not far away.
"Give you."
As soon as Lu Yunfei turned around, he saw Bian Jinyuan looking at him with a familiar-looking book in his hand.
"What?" He took it curiously, opened it and looked at it, but was instantly stunned.
This is a book bound by loose-leaf paper, and each loose-leaf paper in it is filled with fixed collocations of English phrases and English sentence patterns.
Lu Yunfei looked up at Bian Jinyuan. Bian Jinyuan looked at the book and told him, "You start memorizing this from today, at least three pages a day. Remember the meaning of each one, and remember which combination you like the most. The fourth page is a mock question, you can do it after you have memorized it, and then give it to me for correction.”
After listening to his words, Lu Yunfei looked at the book full of English in his hand, and the emotion in his heart slowly swelled like a bubble.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Bian Jinyuan thought he felt that the task was heavy, so he persuaded, "It's a bit too much to memorize three pages a day, but these phrases and sentences are not as good as words, you don't need to spell them, just look familiar. The grades in the subjects are good, and you can give more time to English, after all, you can improve in this subject more than your other subjects combined."
"I know." Lu Yunfei said, "I don't think it's too much, I just think you're pretty good."
When Bian Jinyuan heard the words, he smiled and shook his head, "It's just a matter of courtesy."
Lu Yunfei felt that he was also very stubborn.
He put the book on the table, and read it carefully, only to find that Bian Jinyuan only contained 24 loose-leaf pages in this book, which were memorized in three pages, that is, a week's amount.
so little
Lu Yunfei felt unscientific.
Bian Jinyuan seemed to see his doubts and explained, "Your foundation is not very good, you have forgotten many phrases you have learned in junior high school, so start with the simple and frequently tested ones. Memorize these first, then still got more."
Only then did Lu Yunfei understand why he gave himself such a detachable loose-leaf book. It turned out to be to continue to increase the amount in the future.
He nodded, but suddenly a flash of light flashed, and he turned to the cover of the book again. Wait, isn't this book the one he saw last night
So, this is what Bian Jinyuan has been writing about last night? In order to write these things to memorize for himself, he kept writing until after one o'clock in the morning
Lu Yunfei turned to look at Bian Jinyuan with a complicated mood, "When did you sort this out for me?"
"Yesterday." Bian Jinyuan took out the book for early reading and said calmly.
It really is! Lu Yunfei felt that his deskmate was really kind!
"Then you must have spent a long time." Lu Yunfei probed.
Bian Jinyuan looked up at him, "If I were you, I wouldn't be concerned about this issue now."
Lu Yunfei: ? ? ? What's the meaning
Then, he heard the familiar tone of the English teacher, "Read English early today, let's dictate English words."
Lu Yunfei: ! ! !
Bian Jinyuan smiled at him, "This is what you should be concerned about now."
Lu Yunfei was speechless, but he thought about it, didn't he just silently write it to Bian Jinyuan yesterday? Full marks, then what is he afraid of? !
So Lu Yunfei put the notebook in his hand aside, and said confidently: Come on! Time to show my true strength!