Lu Yunfei sat in a Liangpi shop, ordered a symbolic Liangpi, and drank milk tea while waiting for Bian Jinyuan to get off work. He didn't wait long before Bian Jinyuan walked into the store.
"Just right." Lu Yunfei pushed the Liangpi in front of him, "I just ordered it, and I haven't moved it yet. I'm just too embarrassed to sit still, so I ordered it, you can eat it."
Bian Jinyuan was a little incapable of his familiar behavior, so he had to say thank you and sent him a red envelope on WeChat.
Lu Yunfei was so angry that he sent it back on the spot, "Try to send it again. If you send it again, I'll add an extra zero. I'll see who of us has the last laugh."
"Paying for meals is justified."
Lu Yunfei shook the milk tea in his hand, "It's over with this, eat it quickly, you'll have to go back to school in a while. But can you be full after eating a bowl of cold skin? Do you have to add some more?"
Of course, you can't be full by eating only a bowl of cold skin, so Bian Jinyuan ordered another vegetable sandwich, and he asked Lu Yunfei, "Do you want to eat?"
"I have eaten."
When Bian Jinyuan heard the words, he didn't say more, and concentrated on eating.
Seeing him like this, Lu Yunfei discussed with him, "I said before to bring you breakfast, but you disagree. I bought it for you from the cafeteria, and you said you've eaten it. Then I'll be responsible for bringing you lunch in the future."
"No need."
"Otherwise, you will be in a hurry. It will take fifteen minutes to get back to our school from here."
"In time."
"You treat me as a phrase to thank you for that book."
Bian Jinyuan raised his eyes and glanced at him, "Lu Yunfei, when you usually buy me drinks or treats, you say that you don't like other people's scruples, and you find it troublesome, so do I. So, you just need to study English well, and you don't need anything else. "
Seeing this, Lu Yunfei could only say, "Okay then."
He waited for Bian Jinyuan to finish his meal and rode back to school with him.
At nine o'clock in the evening, Lu Yunfei saw Bian Jinyuan again from the sight of the Tmall elf. He was holding a gel pen and referring to the textbook to help him sort out new phrases. He was really embarrassed that Bian Jinyuan was sleeping too late because of his own affairs. , so as usual, at zero o'clock, the time is sounded.
Bian Jinyuan had already seen the strangeness, and reminded him, "Be quiet, or you will be unplugged."
"I'm doing it for your own good, don't threaten me with unplugging the power supply." Lu Yunfei retorted.
Bian Jinyuan wrote the words and replied to him, "No need, just be quiet."
"Sleeping late is not good for your health. Going to bed late may lead to..." Lu Yunfei was about to recite it for him when he heard him say, "Tmall Elf."
"I am here."
"Let's play some pure music."
Lu Yunfei: ! ! ! How could he let this thing go! Live ventriloquism? !
"This problem is too difficult, and it is rare for me to be separated."
Bian Jinyuan looked up at him, "Don't you even have any data on pure music?"
"Yes, dear, you can choose another choice, dear, it is recommended that you go to bed now, dear."
Bian Jinyuan: ... It's Tmall's own cat.
"Then just be quiet."
"Then go to sleep."
"I'm going to unplug it."
Lu Yunfei: ... Why did you unplug the power when you disagreed! Will it do this? !
Lu Yunfei snorted coldly, "You are so cruel!"
Bian Jinyuan deliberately imitated him, "Yes, dear, it's just so cruel, dear."
go to your darling! Kiss, kiss your head!
"Humph." Lu Yunfei snorted again.
Under the processing of mechanical sound, this hum is unexpectedly cute.
Bian Jinyuan looked at him and asked, "Can you be quiet?"
Lu Yunfei ignored him, secretly pondering that one plan would not work, and then another plan.
The Tmall elf before Bian Jinyuan finally calmed down again, said, "Be good," and lowered his head to continue sorting out English phrases.
In fact, there is no need to unplug the power, and it is good to keep the timekeeping, he thought. As for whether the Tmall elf that I thought before was monitoring myself, with this kind of technology, who is not good to use it to supervise, who wants to supervise a poor student like him? No need, really no need.
However, Lu Yunfei didn't stay silent for too long. At one o'clock in the morning, he made a loud voice again to tell the hour for Bian Jinyuan. Bian Jinyuan teased him a few words, so angry that Lu Yunfei sang "Little Crocodile" again, and then shut up again under the threat of the other party pulling the power out.
At two o'clock, Lu Yunfei felt that he couldn't hold it anymore, but Bian Jinyuan was still working at his desk. Wouldn't he play basketball tomorrow morning? Why don't you sleep at this hour!
"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep..." Lu Yunfei began to count the sheep.
Bian Jinyuan reminded him, "counting sheep is for foreigners, sleep, sheep, foreigners count sheep and use sheep to imply sleep. So you shouldn't count sheep, you should count dumplings."
Lu Yunfei: ? ? ? ? ah? Where is the fallacy
Bian Jinyuan said calmly, "Yes, you don't know sleep and sheep at all, after all, you can't sing English songs."
Lu Yunfei: ... I'll go! Are you embarrassed that you mock a Tmall elf like that? Does it fit? !
Lu Yunfei looked at him and said indifferently, "Haha."
The haha of the mechanical sound is obviously more lethal than the haha of the text. It was the first time that Bian Jinyuan heard the mechanical sound of these two words, so he smiled, "You still haha."
"Ha ha."
"How do you say it in English?"
"Ha ha."
Bian Jinyuan wrote the last stroke, and then right, found that there was no problem, closed the pen cap, and put the loose-leaf paper into the book.
"Okay, you don't have to rush, I'm going to sleep now."
"Ha ha."
"Do you only speak this word now?"
It's you who only deserves the word "me" now! Lu Yunfei complained.
Bian Jinyuan poured water and finished washing, then walked to the blind spot of Tmall Elf, changed his clothes and prepared to sleep.
"Good night, Tmall Elf." Bian Jinyuan said.
"Ha ha."
"I'm going to unplug it."
"Ding, go to sleep." After Lu Yunfei finished speaking, he decided not to answer any more questions from him.
It was the first time that Bian Jinyuan heard the word "sleep state" from the Tmall elf, and asked curiously, "Does it mean the same thing as the computer's sleep state?"
Lu Yunfei was silent.
Seeing that he didn't respond, Bian Jinyuan thought it should be like this.
Artificial intelligence suddenly goes dormant, what does it mean? Are you angry? Not so much, Bian Jinyuan thought, no matter how smart it is, it doesn't feel angry. What's more, their family is still a little mentally retarded.
So Bian Jinyuan decided to wait until he wakes up tomorrow morning to have a look. Now, let's go to bed first.
"Good night, Tmall Elf."
He said another side, but this time, the Tmall Elf didn't even reply to him.
Bian Jinyuan woke up very early the next morning. After taking a shower, he asked, "Tmall Elf, what time is he eating."
"The current time, Beijing time, 6:10."
Bian Jinyuan asked him, "Why don't you say hehe?"
The real artificial intelligence Tmall Elf replied dumbly, "Why huh?"
Bian Jinyuan just thought that after he restarted, he automatically forgot the previous conversation, so he said, "It's nothing. I'm leaving, Tmall Genie."
"Goodbye, and good luck to you."
Bian Jinyuan was very satisfied and went out, ready to catch the bus.
And Lu Yunfei has also woken up, brushing his teeth, while thinking about this morning in a daze, Bian Jinyuan will not test his recitation.
Soon, however, the cruel truth hit him hard. Bian Jinyuan not only had to test his recitation, but also took the test directly while running.
Lu Yunfei was stunned, "I asked you to run with me so that you could test my vocabulary?"
"What's wrong with raising your hands?"
"are not you tired?"
Bian Jinyuan shook his head, "I don't think you are tired either."
"I'm tired!" Lu Yunfei argued, "I'm very tired, really."
"You still have three seconds to answer."
Lu Yunfei felt that he was really too dedicated. He has grown up so much, and he has never met a teacher who is so dedicated, so serious, and so willing to study anytime, anywhere. That's all, he still feels that he is not competent for his own tutoring. Is this more than modesty? This is simply arrogance!
Lu Yunfei began to recite the words he randomly checked. After running for four laps, Lu Yunfei felt that his body was not tired, but his heart was already very tired, but his tablemate reminded him cruelly, "Remember well, take the time to check the rest today, let's go."
"I thank you."
"You're welcome." Bian Jinyuan said calmly.
Lu Yunfei didn't smile. When passing by the cafeteria, he bought breakfast for Wen Mingyi and Li Yuanqing, and then bought two bottles of water for himself and Bian Jinyuan.
"Today's physical education class, let's play basketball together. Me, you, Li Yuanqing, Wen Mingyi and others. The basketball game is coming soon. You should get to know the members of our team."
"Okay." Bian Jinyuan replied.