Lu Yunfei said indifferently: "This problem is too difficult, it is rare for me to be separated."
Bian Jinyuan was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, probably because the data of the English version of "Snow White" was not saved.
"Sing a nursery rhyme in English?"
Lu Yunfei: "... This question is too difficult, it's rare for me to separate the walls."
Bian Jinyuan thought it needed a specific track, so he thought about it and said, "Play "Mary Had a Little Lamb"."
Lu Yunfei said calmly:
Mary had a little lamb
He's snow-white
wherever Mary goes
he always runs
…
Bian Jinyuan: …
Lu Yunfei looked at him with a speechless expression, triumphant, hum, you have a good plan, I have a wall ladder, do you understand the English translation
Bian Jinyuan pondered that the Tmall elf in front of him probably did not have English data implanted when he appeared on the stage, so English songs could be sung in Chinese. No wonder Sister Liu disliked it as an artificial mental retardation, and gave this Tmall elf to herself.
Seriously speaking, Bian Jinyuan actually doesn't know Tmall elves, and his living environment makes him have no time or money to pay attention to them. He only saw Liu Chen playing with this small red square box in the store for a while when Liu Chen received the courier.
At that time, Liu Wei said to him, "This is called Tmall Elf, artificial intelligence."
When he saw this small square box again, it was Liu Zhen who asked him in disgust, "Do you want this thing? What kind of artificial intelligence? It's obviously artificially retarded."
"No." Bian Jinyuan refused.
"Either take it, don't you have a brother? Although this thing is stupid, it can tell a story, just for your brother to play."
Liu Yan said this, but Bian Jinyuan was a little shaken. He thought for a while, and finally took over the Tmall elf. He originally wanted to give Liu Juan money, but Liu Wei slapped the table angrily and said to him, "Don't ask for it, I'll throw it away in a while, you're just going to piss me off!"
Bian Jinyuan was afraid that she would be really angry, so he had to accept it and didn't dare to mention the money - after all, Liu Wei was the owner of the cake shop where he was working part-time.
Shuangshuang saw that his brother had stopped talking, and asked him, "Brother, what did Mindray do?"
Bian Jinyuan listened to her tender words and said softly, "It's an English children's song."
"Can't Tmall Elf?"
"Looks like it won't."
"Then brother, you sing."
When Bian Jinyuan heard the words, he was silent for a while, and then he sang softly:
Mary had a little lamb
His fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go
His English pronunciation is very nice, and when he sings, the sound ends with a bit of tang*, which sounds very magnetic. When Lu Yunfei listened to it, he couldn't help but be a little stunned.
It wasn't until a pair of excited applause came from his ears, "Brother sings really nicely." Lu Yunfei finally came to his senses, secretly saying that it's okay, he looks good and studies well, and he can sing, male god. However, Lu Yunfei looked around the house in front of him, and the family conditions of the male god are a bit difficult. It is not easy for a poor and noble son.
After Bian Jinyuan finished singing, Bian Jie finally brought him the hot meal in front of him.
Bian Jinyuan quickly cleared the table and asked Bian Jie, "Have you eaten?"
"Eat, I'll wait for you."
"Business is good in the store today, so I came back a little late."
"It's alright, let's eat now."
Lu Yunfei noticed that Bian Jie's appearance was very good-looking at her age, and her charm was still there. No wonder the two brothers were so good-looking.
Shuangshuang's childish nature, seeing his brother eating, they leaned over greedily, Bian Jinyuan gave him a few mouthfuls with chopsticks, and both covered their mouths contentedly and said, "If you don't eat, you will be full. Brother eat."
After he finished speaking, Bian Jie called him to go to bed, both of them were a little reluctant, and said "good night brother" to Bian Jinyuan, and then ran to the Tmall Elf and said, "Tmall Elf, good night."
"Good night." Lu Yunfei replied.
Shuangshuang opened the curtain and entered the inner room. Lu Yunfei couldn't see how big the room inside was, but he looked at the room in front of him that was less than 30 square meters and was still full, and wondered if there were 20 square meters of the room overhanging.
Bian Jie went to coax her son to sleep. Let's say that in the living room, only Bian Jinyuan and Lu Yunfei, who was hiding in the Tmall elf, were left. Looking at Bian Jinyuan, Lu Yunfei's expression returned to his usual indifference at school. He quickly finished his meal, washed the dishes, and then sat on the sofa and continued to write about himself.
His back is straight and his sitting posture is standard, but he doesn't even have a desk.
Lu Yunfei looked at the coffee table that obviously did not match the sofa, and the very old lamp with tape on the coffee table. His nemesis actually lived in such an environment. Lu Yunfei felt a little embarrassed, he sighed in his heart, and silently observed Bian Jinyuan not far away.
Bian Jinyuan finished writing the manuscript, and then he took out the unfinished homework and started to write. He goes to school during the day, works at noon and at night, and sometimes needs to contribute, so he usually spends his time writing homework between classes. He writes homework very fast, and most of the time, he can write the answer with just a glance.
When he was writing about his English homework, Bian Jinyuan rarely thought of Lu Yunfei, as well as what Li Li said to himself, "Just help him, I know that in the second year of high school, it is very important to everyone, but his grades, I'm really sorry to sit back and watch."
Bian Jinyuan is not a person who likes to waste time on other people. He is very busy, he is very busy every day, and he has no time and energy to care and help others. If he is poor, he will be alone, and if he is successful, he will help the world. Bian Jinyuan feels that he is destined to have nothing to do with helping the world, so he chooses to be alone.
He rejected the teacher's request to let him be the monitor, and also rejected the teacher's request to help other students, but he did not reject Li Li. He owed Lu Yunfei a favor. Although Lu Yunfei didn't show up, he could settle it by himself, but Lu Yunfei helped him in the end, so he was willing to help Lu Yunfei.
Lu Yunfei helped him once, he also helped Lu Yunfei once, and then they were even, so Bian Jinyuan thought.
Lu Yunfei was woken up by the alarm clock.
He reached out and turned off the alarm clock, sat up depressed, ready to wash his face, brush his teeth, and go to school. Wait, Lu Yunfei just stood up, but suddenly realized something. He looked down at himself, then looked inside the house. This is his home, so he just had a dream
Lu Yunfei went to the bathroom unsure, looked at the familiar appearance in the mirror, pinched himself, and then "hiss", fuck! It hurts! It seems that it is not a dream now, so the Tmall Elf was a dream last night? Then why did he dream that he became a Tmall elf? And Bian Jinyuan and his family.
With this doubt in his mind, Lu Yunfei went all the way to the classroom. Li Yuanqing had already put the breakfast he bought on the table, Lu Yunfei took two bites of the pancakes on the table, and drank the soy milk Li Yuanqing bought while eating.
"Don't eat, you should change seats, boy." Li Yuanqing reminded him.
Lu Yunfei looked at his watch, swallowed the last pancake fruit, and finished the soy milk before walking towards his new territory.
Bian Jinyuan had already spoken to his tablemate yesterday, and the same table had no opinion. After all, he used to think that he was sitting next to the first in the grade and asked the first few questions from time to time, and his grades would definitely skyrocket. However, the cruel reality told him that it was wishful thinking to expect the first classmate to have classmate friendship! Bian Jinyuan's fellow only knows that he is flying solo, and he doesn't want to take anyone else.
"Trust me, just rely on yourself." Bian Jinyuan's former tablemate patted Lu Yunfei on the shoulder, "Xueba can be trusted, sows can climb trees."
Hearing this, Lu Yunfei calmly took out his mobile phone, clicked on his Weibo, searched for keywords, and then showed it to his predecessor who handed over the territory to him, "Although I don't know if Xueba is reliable, but the sow really It is possible to climb trees, you see."
Former tablemate: …
Lu Yunfei, who is now at the same table: "Do you know which four words contain all the wisdom of mankind?"
"Which four?"
"Wait and hope."
The former tablemate looked at him disapprovingly.
Lu Yunfei patted him on the shoulder, "I didn't say it, Alexandre Dumas said it, remember it, the Chinese composition can be used."
Former tablemate: …
The former tablemate silently moved to Li Yuanqing's side, only to feel that his mood was very complicated.
As soon as Lu Yunfei sat down on the seat, Bian Jinyuan came. Lu Yunfei looked at him, and remembered last night, he wasn't quite sure if he was dreaming, and he wasn't sure if what he saw was real. He looked at his tablemate and said kindly, "From today onwards, we are at the same table."
Bian Jinyuan made a "hmm" sound.
Lu Yunfei wanted to try him, but he didn't know how to make it less obvious. He rested his chin with one hand, thought and thought, and was about to ask Bian Jinyuan when he heard the bell for morning reading. The English teacher walked into the classroom on the bell and said to everyone, "Read this morning, let's dictate English words."
Lu Yunfei: ? ? ? ! ! ! ! Dictate what? ? ? what word? ? ? what word? ?
Lu Yunfei felt that his blood pressure had risen instantly!