He was a little bored, so he said, "Tmall Elf."
Lu Yunfei replied immediately, "I'm here."
"Play a song."
What should I put at this time? Lu Yunfei felt that this was too much of a test for himself, he thought for a while, and sang, "Slash the big sword on the heads of the devils!"
If it wasn't for the fear of Bian Jinyuan's doubts about himself, Lu Yunfei would have wished to sing to him: The big knife slashed the second uncle's head. What kind of devils are you cutting? It's a peaceful age, let's cut the second uncle first.
Bian Jinyuan listened to this strange song and said speechlessly, "Change another song."
Don't like this kind of arrogance? Also, Lu Yunfei thought about it, Bian Jinyuan was probably in a bad mood at the moment, and he had to sing a happy song, "The mountain road here is eighteen bends, and the waterway here is nine in a row..."
"Change one."
I don't like this song either, then, "You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, let me keep you with my heart, stay!"
"Change one."
Lu Yunfei felt that he was really difficult to serve, "Betraying my love, you took on a debt of conscience, and I finally found out the truth and my tears fell..."
Bian Jinyuan sighed, this is indeed an artificial mental retardation, and he should not be expected to play a reliable song for himself at this time.
"You better rest, you are so stupid."
You are stupid! I didn't sing these songs just to comfort you! Otherwise, I won't sing, okay!
Lu Yunfei angrily began to sing, "A group of those idiots who wear cool clothes... You are that idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot..."
Bian Jinyuan looked at the red Tmall elf not far away in disbelief, "Are you scolding me?"
Lu Yunfei said calmly: "The German nursery rhyme "Little Crocodile" is playing now, and a group of idiots are wearing cool clothes..." He started to sing again.
Bian Jinyuan laughed, "What's the matter with your language system? You can't speak English, but you can speak German."
Awesome, Lu Yunfei thought, brother can do anything except English.
He was proud of himself, and he didn't forget to sing: "It's you who is that idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot..."
Bian Jinyuan walked in front of him speechlessly, "Change the song, "London Bridge is Falling Down"."
Lu Yunfei: …
Lu Yunfei was silent for a second.
Bian Jinyuan smiled happily, "Aren't you very capable? You have the ability to sing."
Holy shit! Competing with a Tmall elf, are you childish!
Lu Yunfei opened his mouth and came:
"London Bridge is going to collapse,
Fall down, fall down.
London Bridge is about to collapse,
my beautiful lady
…”
Bian Jinyuan: ... Why is this translated into Chinese again!
Before he could react, Lu Yunfei sang again, "A group of idiots who wear cool clothes..."
Bian Jinyuan: "...Shut up you."
Lu Yunfei: "This problem is too difficult, and it is rare for me to separate the walls."
"I said, you can rest, don't sing."
"OK."
Lu Yunfei PK Bian Jinyuan, in the first game, Lu Yunfei wins! Lu Yunfei said secretly.
Bian Jie chuckled and lowered the curtains and went back to the room, both of them were lying on the bed, puzzled, "Mom, where is the Tmall Elf?"
"Shuangshuang won't play with the Tmall elves today, okay?" Bian Jie hugged him and coaxed, "My brother is playing with the Tmall elves, can I leave it to my brother?"
Shuangshuang nodded obediently, "Brother also likes Tmall Elf."
"yes."
"Then play with my brother, and my mother will tell me stories."
"Okay." Bian Jie pulled the blanket over him and lay down with him in her arms.
Bian Jinyuan was so troubled by Lu Yunfei that the previous annoyance had long since vanished. He took out the homework that he had not finished, and quickly worked on the questions.
When Lu Yunfei woke up at his home the next day, he was very calm. He finished washing up step by step, and while he was glad that he had done his homework early yesterday, he wondered if he spent every night at Bian Jinyuan's house like this, then wouldn't he be able to go home too late in the future
So why did you wear it in the Tmall elf of Bian Jinyuan's house? Lu Yunfei didn't understand.
Li Yuanqing still brought him breakfast. Today is Hu spicy soup, so Lu Yunfei urged the driver, "Uncle Li, hurry up, I have to finish the breakfast before the teacher comes."
Uncle Li immediately stepped on the accelerator and drove to the school fifteen minutes earlier than usual.
When Lu Yunfei was halfway through eating Hu spicy soup, Bian Jinyuan came and was stunned when he saw his breakfast. Lu Yunfei scooped a spoonful and asked him, "Do you want to eat?"
"You better eat quickly. I saw Mr. Li going upstairs."
Lu Yunfei hurriedly accelerated. Three minutes before Li Li came in, he finished eating the spicy soup and threw the box into the trash can.
He had the heart to test Bian Jinyuan, so while drinking yogurt, he sang, "A group of idiots who wear cool clothes..."
When Bian Jinyuan heard him sing this song, he turned to look at him in shock, "How do you..."
Lu Yunfei looked at him innocently, and blinked his eyes pretending to be confused, "What's wrong?"
Bian Jinyuan also felt that he was overreacting, "It's nothing, just this song sounds..."
He didn't finish his sentence, but the meaning was already obvious.
Lu Yunfei said with a smile, "This is a children's song. My cousin came to my house yesterday and sang it all the time. I thought it was quite funny, so I just remembered it. It doesn't mean anything else."
"I know." Bian Jinyuan said, he just didn't expect that he had just been popularized by this song last night, and now he will hear it again, it's all because of their artificial mental retardation, it's so stupid!
"You know?" Lu Yunfei asked along the way, "Have you heard of it too?"
"Um."
"Where did you listen to it? Is there a recommended playlist for funny children's songs?" Lu Yunfei asked, "Which music app, let me download it."
How could Bian Jinyuan know which APP he could hear this song on, and how could he know that this was a trap Lu Yunfei dug for him, so he casually said, "I listened to our Tmall Elf play, and its data is taken from Which music app I don't know."
When Lu Yunfei heard the words, the dust settled instantly.
So, what he saw these two days was true. He really wears it into Bian Jinyuan's Tmall elf every night! What kind of evil is this! Did he owe Bian Jinyuan in his last life!
Lu Yunfei looked at his deskmate and sighed.
Bian Jinyuan thought he was worried because he didn't know which music app to download in, and reminded him, "You open all the apps and search for them one by one, and there must be something you can download."
Am I worried about downloading? Lu Yunfei thought to himself, what I worry about is what kind of bad relationship I have with you! What is the relationship between us in our previous life, dear!