The two hugged each other quietly, and the atmosphere was very warm for a while.
Fu Mingye suddenly said: "Don't worry, I have a way to treat it."
Qi Baicha: "Huh?"
Fu Mingye let go of him, quickly opened the drawer of the bedside table, pulled out an ointment, and said, "This can cure hemorrhoids."
Qi Baicha stared silently for three seconds: "Why is there such a thing in the drawer?"
"Chacha, when you said you had this old disease, I just... cough, I've been paying attention to helping you find an ointment to treat this, and I found a very effective one, and it's good to apply it. I didn't expect you to be healed by the time I found it. It's useless." Fu Mingye said while unscrewing the ointment, "But isn't it going to come in handy now? Get down, take off your pants, and I'll give you the medicine."
In fact, it is just an ordinary hemorrhoid cream, and it will not have the miraculous effect of medicine to cure the disease. This ointment was created by him, just to cover up, and put his hand into the drawer and concocted it temporarily.
Fu Mingye couldn't bear Qi Baicha's suffering, and planned to use his divine power to heal him.
It's just that the Heretic God is not a medical god, not a professional healer, and can't be treated in a vacuum. He has to put his hand on the wound and then cast spells, and he can only go around in circles.
Fu Mingye also wanted to treat Qi Baicha before marriage, but at that time, because of their relationship, he was not a doctor, so there was no reason at all to check on people's hidden wounds and give them medicine in person.
"..." Qi Baicha was shocked.
"No way." He declined, "It's been around for so long, it's probably expired."
"No, the shelf life is three years, and it's only been one year." Fu Mingye told him not to worry, "Get down, apply early and good morning."
Qi Baicha stiffened: "I'll do it myself."
Fu Mingye has no doubts: "No. It's not convenient for you."
How can Cha Cha come by himself? What can really cure is not ointment but divine power, and he must come.
Qi Baicha is going numb.
Wouldn't this be revealing? He didn't have hemorrhoids at all.
It is possible to use the blindfold method to make the appearance of the disease... But with the thin skin of the Snow God, the reason why he can endure the shame to make up hemorrhoids is already his limit, let him add this kind of illusion to himself... Really can't do it .
It goes against his divinity too much.
Fu Ming saw Qi Baicha's hesitation and embarrassment.
"Isn't Cha Cha being shy?" Fu Mingye teased, "It's not like I haven't seen it before, so why is it so reserved for my husband?"
Qi Baicha blushed slightly: "I can't see it."
He whispered, "Ugly."
Fu Mingye laughed and said patiently, "I won't dislike you. Do you still think about it?"
Qi Baicha couldn't resist Fu Mingye's tenderness.
But he really can't show his secrets.
Qi Baicha sighed lightly, since that's the case...
He can only summon Snow Baby to go online - this side is completely spoiled by Mr. Fu, and it is only shown in front of Mr. Fu.
Xue Baobao simply cheated: "In short, I can't watch it!"
Fu Mingye coaxed him: "Chacha, be obedient."
Baby Snow covered her ears: "I don't listen."
Fu Mingye became serious: "Qi Baicha, don't make fun of your body."
Snow baby tries to be cute and mixes: "husband~"
He said aggrieved: "I just don't want to. I'll cry to you if you force me." He raised his face, and there were already crystal tears in his eyes.
Fu Mingye's eyelids twitched: "...Okay. I won't force you, don't cry."
After a year of marriage, he still knows his wife's temperament.
When Cha Cha is sad, it is really distressing and wants to be cared for, and it is really hard to laugh or cry when it is playful.
No matter how old you are, you are still so childish. He was also happy to accompany him.
And the cold and indifferent young man in front of him was acting like a spoiled child... He really couldn't stand it.
Qi Baicha held back her tears in a second, and covered her lower lip with restraint: "I wish I had said that earlier."
"It's up to you now. But," Fu Mingye stressed, "if it's really uncomfortable in the future, I'll still arrest you for medicine. Don't try to run away then."
"The ointment is on the bedside table, you can apply it yourself." Fu Mingye pinched the root of the mountain, causing a headache.
It seems that I can find another chance, and I don't know why Chacha resists so much.
… maybe not wanting to destroy the perfect image in his mind? Cha Cha pays the most attention to appearance, and she must keep her body fresh at all times, Xu is not wanting to be seen by him in an embarrassing manner.
Fu Mingye understood that the young man was a little awkward, but he was also angry and funny.
What kind of youth has not been seen by him? Young people love to be clean, except for a certain moment, when they are covered in mud and flushed and soft in his arms... It is too late for him to cherish, how can he dislike it.
Qi Baicha didn't know that Fu Mingye's mind was already on a high speed, he nodded, and he looked very well-behaved when he calmed down.
"Speaking of which, how can such a good hemorrhoid recur?" Fu Mingye felt astonished, "It seemed to be fine yesterday..."
"I only went to the hospital today when I felt a little uncomfortable." Qi Baicha explained immediately, poured himself a glass of water by the way, and took a sip in disguise, "... Who knows this kind of thing."
Fu Mingye worried, "Could it be that I'm doing too much?"
He has checked, and it is reasonable to say that this will not cause hemorrhoids, but if you are injured in the process, you can't say what will happen.
It's just that Fu Mingye has always been very careful with Qi Baicha and never hurt anyone.
"Cough cough!" Qi Baicha choked on the water and coughed twice.
Fu Mingye hurried over to pat him on the back: "Be careful, you can choke no matter how much you drink."
Qi Baicha covered her water-stained lips with the back of her hand: "Don't suddenly say something surprising...Give me a tissue."
"Who are you shocked? Is it the first day that Mr. Qi has known me, how can you still be scared?" Fu Mingye smiled, pressing Qi Baicha's wrist against the head of the bed, leaning over and kissing his lips Crystal clear water droplets.
As if kissing the sweet morning dew on the soft petals.
Qi Baicha's breathing stagnated, and she lowered her eyes slightly, her eyelashes drooping and trembling slightly.
The man covering his body rubbed his lips with his fingers and said dumbly, "It's clean now."
Qi Baicha looked at him affectionately for a moment, and said softly, "I need more tissues."
Originally it was just tea, but now it has become saliva.
Fu Mingye: "..." The whole paragraph collapsed.
[These paparazzi are really annoying, they have all hid in the mountains and forests, how come they are still haunted, I really wish they were hit by a car when they went out. 】
A ray of evil thought suddenly and clearly entered Fu Mingye's mind.
It was a delicate female voice, her voice was quite pleasant, but her tone was a snarky cursing, which sounded very unpleasant.
During the tens of thousands of years he slept in the temple, the Heretic God's work attitude was extremely lazy, but those prayers would continue to drill into his mind, disturbing the gods unable to sleep peacefully.
Later, I finally learned to shield, and the world was considered quiet.
This whole mountain is a territory surrounded by him. If someone breaks into this place and has evil thoughts, the evil spirit will capture the heart.
Fu Mingye was neither interested nor too lazy to care who the woman was and who she wanted to cause a car accident, but it would be wrong for her and the paparazzi to come to his and Chacha's territory. If something was photographed and spread, wouldn't it affect their two-person world
Fu Mingye has numerous properties, and the reason why he chooses to live in this remote and quiet mountain villa is because Qi Baicha likes to live a quiet life indifferent to the world. The rose wall outside forms a huge maze, blocking outsiders from entering, and preventing the media from digging out the residence of the richest man.
It can't be exposed because of these people.
He had to deal with the uninvited guests first.
"I'll go out and buy you some food. You still have to eat dinner. Don't get stomach problems again." Fu Mingye's expression remained unchanged, he picked up the remote control and turned on the TV, "You watch TV first."
After Fu Mingye finished speaking, he pushed open the door and walked out.
Qi Baicha leaned against the head of the bed, looking at the direction Fu Mingye left, feeling puzzled.
Wouldn't it be better to order takeout
He didn't pay much attention to this, and turned his head to watch TV.
TV is replaying the popular ancient costume fairy tale drama called "Xian Yuan" some time ago. It tells the story of a kind-hearted mortal woman Qiu Wan, who got the chance by chance and got to know Qingchen Shangxian. Stick together.
Of course, elixir is not so good. In the play, there is only one elixir that can directly become an immortal after eating it. The heroine finally got it because of the sacrifice of the second male lead.
The second male is the demon king, Liyou, the only nine-tailed fox in the world. He felt that there was nothing wrong with being a demon, and he was too lazy to grab the elixir, but in the later stage, because he fell in love with the heroine, he blew the demon pill in the last battle, stopped hundreds of ghosts and thousands of demons, and let the hero and heroine escape with the elixir.
He himself ended up in a dead end.
The death ending of the second male directly earned a lot of tears from the audience. During that time, Qi Baicha listened to the students in the class discussing the plot every day, and the one who talked the most was not the hero and heroine, but the beautiful and unparalleled Lord Li You.
This drama has a strong lineup, the male lead is played by actor Cui Hao, and the female lead is the popular actress Fang Ya'er. The second male is Jiang Yan, who was born in a popular idol. He is popular in the entertainment circle with his beauty in a prosperous age. He has superb acting skills.
Jiang Yan has a moving picture circulating all over the Internet, and the fire is in a mess. When he first appeared in the play, he raised the heroine's chin frivolously, lowered his eyes and said with a smile: "Beauty, do you love him Qingchen, or do you love me Qingcheng?"
The person who died in this look and this sentence is probably 55% off.
The man on the TV did have the allure of the country, which impressed Qi Baicha deeply.
It was not that he had seen it before, nor that he was fascinated by the other's appearance. If Qi Baicha is really addicted to beauty, looking in the mirror every day is enough to be intoxicated forever.
Jiang Yan is really too popular, and there are many students in the class who are his fanatics. They deserted during class and secretly admired Jiang Yan's posters and photos, which were confiscated by Qi Baicha.
As a married person, Qi Baicha has no feeling for this beauty. But after hearing more about it from the students, Qi Baicha watched the show out of curiosity. Only one thought after reading it.
If only there was such an elixir in the world, he would ask for it for Mr. Fu at all costs.
Unfortunately, there is no such thing in the world.
Qi Baicha fell into a trance.
At that time, this scene happened to be seen by Fu Mingye who came back from get off work-his dear Cha Cha stared at the coquettish bitch on the screen, staring blankly, and found a bunch of posters and photos of the coquettish bitch in his bag.
Mr. Fu immediately became jealous, threw the person on the bed, and pressed him to ask who looked better. Since the law of this world stipulates that no description is allowed below the neck, it is inconvenient to repeat the process.
… It was unforgettable anyway.