After the basic self-introduction, the official program recording began. The program group distributed the curriculum to the teacher and each student, and the first section was mathematics.
The knowledge points and homework topics to be covered are arranged by the program group, and the content is very simple. Solve binary equations and inequalities.
… is this really high school stuff
When Qi Baicha got the title, he was a little suspicious of God.
But it's not difficult to understand that variety shows want fun, not real learning. High school is the peak of IQ in most people's life. After graduation, the guests have long forgotten all the knowledge points of high school. It is difficult to ask those questions.
Not doing the kindergarten addition and subtraction of 1+1=2 is already the show team's greatest respect for the IQ of the guests.
There are not as many scenes in other courses as music and performance classes, and they are basically used to make up the time for the show. Qi Baicha is very clear about this, so after a few words and a few words about the knowledge points of binary linear equations and inequalities, let the guests who have been in the society for many years recall a little bit of the distant past, and began to distribute answer sheets.
There are a total of ten questions on the answer sheet, one point is awarded for correct answers, and no points are awarded for wrong answers or no answers. The music group and the performance group each have three guests, and the sum of the scores of all members of each group is the total score of their math class.
After the assessment of all courses, the total scores of all subjects in each group are added up, and the group with the most points is the final winning group.
Although Fu Mingye also took questions in class, he did not participate in the scoring. He was just a special guest who came to take the class—although this special invitation was also raised by himself.
The arrival of Fu Mingye made the atmosphere of the scene liven up all of a sudden, and the guests were all in high spirits and determined to perform well in front of the bosses.
After getting the answer sheet, Liu Kaisheng, Qin Yirou, Fang Yaer, and Cui Hao immediately began to write hard, preparing to hand over a full score answer sheet.
Jiang Yan bit the pen, scratching his ears and cheeks.
Fox did not go to school.
Not even a fox.
When Qi Baicha was lecturing just now, he stared at Qi Baicha's face the whole time, and didn't even notice what he taught.
He didn't notice how long he was fascinated by Qi Baicha's face, and how long Fu Mingye stared at him dead.
Fu Mingye's face was filled with murderous aura, and his eyes were burning with flames.
what to see!
I really want to lift the table and roast this fox immediately, and dig out the eyeballs.
But this is Chacha's class, so don't make trouble.
Fu Mingye forced himself to endure it.
But Qin Yirou and Cui Hao noticed. President Fu kept staring at Jiang Yan, his eyes were deep and depressed, hiding all kinds of emotions, obviously interested in him.
Simply make them eat a ton of lemons.
Jiang Yan really killed both men and women, and even President Fu was not spared.
Jiang Yan didn't know that in the eyes of everyone, he had become a man favored by the bosses. All he is thinking about now is how to answer the questions, otherwise he will hand in blanks, and the people of the whole country will know that he has no culture.
Fox can't afford to lose this face.
Jiang Yan looked around quietly, looking for someone to copy it.
The distance between the desks makes it impossible for people to see the answers on other desks. But he is not a human being, he is a monster with good eyesight.
Even cheating is not detected.
On his left is Fu Mingye, on his right is Yu Yin, and everyone else is in the blind spot.
Two are enough for him to copy.
Jiang Yan first looked to the right and smiled.
… There is a blank scroll on the Yuyin table.
The young man was still in a daze, arrogant and did not even pick up the pen.
Well, he shouldn't expect this little siren to understand the binary system of first-order equations, and the little siren hasn't even integrated into human society as perfectly as him.
The thousand-year-old fox can easily see through the true body of the young siren, and he has already smelled the scent of the fish tail made of fish meat.
Foxes eat fish.
But Jiang Yan decided to mercifully let the little sea monster go. He doesn't eat things that have raw intelligence, and the little siren is also very good-looking, and the ornamental value is far greater than the edible value.
He can't count on marine life, he can also count on the business bigwigs among human beings, such as this Mr. Fu Mingye...
Um? Why is he also blank
Jiang Yan's smile slowly disappeared.
It's not what he thought.
Fu Mingye lowered his head, and the pen rolled out between his beautiful fingers. He looked at the answer sheet, his expression focused.
Only he knew that his mind was blank at the moment.
The Kraken from the bottom of the sea has no knowledge of human beings, the nine-tailed fox demon who has practiced for thousands of years has no knowledge of human beings, and the evil god who sleeps most of his life...
Of course, no more fucking human knowledge.
who I am? where am i? What should I do? Looking at the math problem in front of him, Lord Cthulhu began to think about the philosophical answer.
He didn't listen to Qi Baicha's lecture just now, because he was overwhelmed by jealousy, so he was busy killing the demon inkstone with his eyes.
Don't let Chacha know that his educational level is not as good as that of a junior high school student.
The evil god can't afford to lose this face.
It's still better to copy homework.
Fu Mingye quietly looked to the right, just in time to meet Jiang Yan's gaze.
Wherever their eyes meet, they reach a tacit understanding, and they all see illiteracy in each other's eyes.
... then you know you shouldn't count on this useless fox!
Jiang Yan met Fu Mingye's eyes, slightly startled, and lowered his head quickly, lest he would be found trying to do the same.
Fu Mingye turned back coldly, pretending that he just looked up and glanced casually.
Qin Yirou just finished answering the question and put down her pen. She glanced here and saw the affectionate look of the two of them.
President Fu pretended to pay attention to Jiang Yan secretly, and Jiang Yan lowered his head shyly like an electric shock.
"… "
She suddenly lost her mood.
Answered the question correctly, but lost Mr. Fu's heart.
Qin Yirou doesn't necessarily need to climb up the relationship of Fu Mingye, she already has the biggest plug-in, enough to make her stand in the music world.
But she still didn't want to miss any chance to climb up.
The entertainment industry is Vanity Fair. She has ambition and ability, so she is very suitable here.
Qin Yirou turned around, picked up the pen, and deliberately corrected a correct answer.
- All right is perfect, but people who make mistakes get more shots, don't they
Yu Yin kept his head down from beginning to end without saying a word, and his presence was almost zero.
He was so out of place.
As a guest participating in a variety show, his performance is obviously unqualified.
Qi Baicha walked off the podium, stopped in front of Yuyin's table, and knocked on Yuyin's table.
Yu Yin raised his eyes blankly.
The moist eyes seemed to contain a hazy layer of fog, cute and innocent.
"Don't you answer the question? Classmate Yu." Qi Baicha asked.
Resounding voice: "…"
He is not good at dealing with people, and he is not good at speaking.
Strange humans terrified him.
Qi Baicha didn't have that human smell that made him repulsive, and it was filled with a faint, gentle aura that made him feel comfortable.
Not the gentleness of being surrounded by the sea, but the refreshingness of being embraced by snow.
For a cold-blooded creature like the Kraken, this kind of feeling is like throwing a human in the summer into an air-conditioned room, and in an instant, the whole body is relaxed.
Let the little siren relax his guard and can't help but want to get close.
Yu Yin lowered his head and said softly the first sentence since entering the classroom: "I... No."
"Teacher, neither do I!" Jiang Yan raised his hand and said loudly, without feeling embarrassed at all, "Can you explain it to me again?"
Qi Baicha turned to look at him: "Are you sure you want to use a chance for help?"
Each guest has an opportunity to ask for help. They can ask the teacher to repeat the content that they did not understand, or get a chance to answer the question again.
There is only one chance, and it stands to reason that it will not be used easily until the last moment.
I used up the opportunity to ask for help in the first class, and I still used it on the system of linear equations in two variables...
A real waste.
Jiang Yan said, "Yes."
Qi Baicha nodded: "Okay, come with me."
One-on-one lessons are held in another classroom and cannot be heard by other students.
pat!
Fu Mingye, who was bored and turned the pen smoothly, paused for a while, but the pen fell to the ground without holding it steady.
Clearly audible in a quiet classroom.
Qin Yirou next to him hurriedly picked up the pen and put it back on Fu Mingye's table: "Student Fu... your pen."
Fu Mingye still didn't look at her.
Lord Heretic God's eyes were gloomy, and a violent storm was brewing.
Cha Cha wants to be alone in the same room with the slut, and give him a separate topic...
Don't even think about it!
Lord Cthulhu angrily slammed the pen cap on the table.
The air pressure throughout the classroom seemed to have dropped a bit.
Even in the other room, the director group sitting in front of the screen shuddered, not knowing where the boss was dissatisfied.
The next second, Fu, who was wearing a school uniform, raised his eyes and showed a well-behaved smile.
"Mr. Qi, I didn't understand a little bit just now. I want to listen to the class together, okay?"
Everyone: "… "
Boss, you've broken people's settings, hey!
In their imagination, the richest man in China should be a powerful player in the shopping mall, performing all kinds of sophisticated calculations against hundreds of millions of bills every day...
Instead of asking seriously how to solve the binary system of linear equations.
Qi Baicha glanced at him and said, "An opportunity to ask for help."
Fu Mingye agreed very simply: "Okay, no problem."
Qi Baicha looked back at Yu Yin again: "Do you want to be together?"
Yu Yin looked at the other two hesitantly and shook his head.
If the number of people is greater than or equal to three, it is an extremely uncomfortable environment for the Kraken.
Although none of the three are human.
But Yu Yin didn't see a single one.
Qi Baicha didn't force it, and led Jiang Yan and Fu Mingye to the empty class next door.
The rest of the people watched them go out with complicated expressions.
As soon as Jiang Yan said that he wanted to make up the class, Mr. Fu also said that he needed to make up the class, and couldn't wait to catch up.
The purpose is too obvious.
This show is totally a chasing game for the big guys.
Can't be envied.
As soon as the three entered the next classroom, the photographer immediately followed.
The content of this tutorial on opening a small stove alone will also be recorded and broadcast.
They surrounded a desk, Fu Mingye first opened a chair for Qi Baicha to sit down, and then pulled another chair. Jiang Yan was about to say thank you, but Fu Mingye sat down by himself, opposite Qi Baicha.
Jiang Yan: "..."
Okay, Fu Mingye didn't mean to prepare a chair for him.
He touched his nose, very naturally pulled a chair for himself, and sat on the side as if nothing had happened.
Qi Baicha watched speechlessly and shook his head slightly. A little funny, but also a little soft and helpless.
Mr. Fu is very like a kindergarten child. He doesn't cry, doesn't make trouble, doesn't vent, secretly poking and sulking in an extremely childish way.
He wrote down the most basic examples on scratch paper, and taught two non-human creatures whose education was not as high as that of a human kindergarten cub.
"The system of linear equations in two variables can be converted into linear equations in one variable by the addition and subtraction method or the method of substitution and elimination, such as 2x+3y=5, x-4y=7, which can be transformed into... "
This time, for the sake of face, the evil god and the fox demon listened very seriously.
"Do you understand?" Qi Baicha asked after finishing speaking.
Fu Mingye nodded: "Understood."
Jiang Yan said, "I understand too!"
"Then try a few examples first." Qi Baicha randomly asked a few questions, "As I said earlier, there are three types of quadratic linear equations: innumerable solutions, no solutions, and unique solutions. Be careful not to omit the innumerable solutions. And don't have to find an answer. Some problems are unsolvable, meaning that they cannot be eliminated..."
He wrote two identical copies of the topic, and tore off two pieces of scratch paper and handed them to the two of them.
When handing it to Fu Mingye, Qi Baicha lightly touched the back of his hand.
Fu Mingye thought about it, and covered the scratch paper with his fingers, so that the camera could not capture it.
He folded the paper over, with the title on the front of the scratch paper and a line of beautiful pen writing on the back.
—Loving you is the only solution for Mr. Qi.
The corners of Fu Mingye's lips curled up slightly, and he quietly covered the corners of his happy mouth with a scrap of paper.
That little bit of childish jealousy suddenly dissipated.
He quickly finished the topic and wrote a sentence at the bottom.
"Teacher, take a look." Fu Mingye handed back the scratch paper.
Qi Baicha lowered his head to make corrections, his eyes touched the sentence, and there was a smile in his eyes.
Mr. Fu's words are very unrestrained and unrestrained.
- The matter of loving you is Mr. Fu's incomprehension.