After Marrying the Evil God

Chapter 34: bathhouse

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"It's amazing my brother, both of you can break the Guinness World Record." Jiang Yan said with admiration.

"Guinness World Records?" Fu Mingye was puzzled.

what is that

Forgive him for being just a heretic god who was indifferent to other things for three years.

"Look." Jiang Yan used the browser to search for him, "Human Guinness World Record, 127 double jumps per minute, you all have 168, it seems a little... a little... not normal." Respond consciously.

This is too abnormal! ! !

Human beings have limits. After reaching a certain level, skipping rope more, running less for one second, and diving one meter deep are all as difficult as going to the sky.

Jiang Yan was an animal before his transformation, and animals also have limits, so he can understand the difficulty of breaking limits.

But God has almost no limits.

Qi Baicha and Fu Mingye set the record too high all of a sudden.

The director's team, the staff present, and several other guests looked at each other in dismay. The competition uses counting skipping ropes, and under the watchful eyes of the public, there is no possibility of wrong counting.

Is this really an impromptu combination of the richest man and an amateur, rather than a professional athlete from the national team playing a restaurant

Fu Mingye: "..." How could this be.

Even accidentally broke the human limit.

127 and 168 are also indistinguishable in the eyes of God, and it is difficult for him to control this tiny error before he has a clear concept of human beings.

God's neglect is a giant leap for man.

Fu Mingye still did not doubt Qi Baicha. He is the one who is in charge of swinging the rope, and the speed of God's hand is far greater than the speed of human reaction. He can swing two or three times when Chacha jumps, so it's not surprising that Chacha can cooperate to complete so many times.

Since he was completely focused on controlling his own power when skipping rope, Fu Mingye didn't notice that Qi Baicha was completely keeping up with his speed one-to-one.

Although Qi Baicha was also slightly puzzled, he didn't think deeply about Mr. Fu's ten-fold filter, he only thought that his husband was really good.

In the final analysis, in the concept of God, although 168 is a bit more powerful than the current human limit, it is not that powerful, and diligent exercise can make up for this gap.

God really thinks so.

There are many talented people in the world, and not all achievements can be recorded and counted as records. Mr. Fu's speed is not too exaggerated.

When a person suddenly encounters a woman in ancient costume on the street, the first reaction will be "she is filming" instead of "she came from ancient times", this is habitual thinking, the probability of the latter is too small, normal people will not believe.

For Snow God, "My husband is also a god" is such a small probability event that he never even thought about it.

Only the existence of the same god can hide from his eyes. But there are only two gods left in the world today who haven't slept, the other is a ten thousand year otaku, the ultimate lazy cancer, a senior world-weary, a ruthless sleep expert - Your Excellency the Evil God - except that he has no closed five senses, this one is no different from Shenmian. .

How could he appear in the world and just become his husband.

The people who witnessed the record-breaking moment were shocked for a while, and they didn't even care that Yu Yin's group jumped 0 times.

After recording two games in the morning, it was over, and there was a running game in the afternoon. The two-legged tripod and the double-jump rope both consumed a certain amount of physical strength. The guests returned to their peak state after the noon break to ensure the fairness of the last game.

When returning from the scene, Fu Mingye asked Qi Baicha, "Is it hot?"

Qi Baicha nodded.

Fu Mingye touched Qi Baicha's forehead: "Why don't you sweat at all?"

Qi Baicha: "I said earlier, ice muscles and jade bones are cool and sweat-free."

Fu Mingye continued: "Just after jumping rope, you are not blushing or panting. When did you secretly exercise behind my back?"

Qi Baicha said: "I exercise every day at school, you just didn't see it."

"Really?" Fu Mingye teased him deliberately, "Then why do you pant so hard when you're at home?"

"When did I—" Qi Baicha was about to say when he was exercising at home, but halfway through his words, he suddenly reacted, and Fu Mingye was talking nonsense again.

"Fu Mingye, you..." Qi Baicha turned to look at him, her eyes widened slightly, and she was speechless for a while.

He had to walk forward quickly, leaving Fu Mingye behind.

He doesn't want to see this dog man for a while!

Fu Mingye stood on the spot and laughed twice, and quickly chased after him.

After the two-hour lunch break, at two o'clock in the afternoon, the program continued to be recorded, and the weight-bearing race officially began.

The track is 100 meters in total. Fu Mingye made adequate preparations this time. Before the start of the race, he checked the world record of the 100-meter race on his mobile phone.

He can't break a second world record.

9.58 seconds... ok, as long as it doesn't run in ten seconds it's fine.

Considering that he had to carry another person on his back, Fu Mingye decided to extend the time by another five seconds.

"Come up." Fu Mingye squatted down in front of Qi Baicha skillfully.

Qi Baicha leaned up and warned, "Don't fall on me."

"I'll give you a cushion if you fall." It wasn't the first time that Fu Mingye said this.

"Nor." Qi Baicha said softly, "You are not allowed to fall either."

Fu Mingye laughed: "Don't worry, leave it to me, I promise to give you the first place."

The other two groups are also getting ready at the starting line.

The selection of the participants in this weight-bearing race is not bad. Liu Kaisheng and Qin Yirou have sung love songs together, and Cui Hao and Fang Ya'er have played a couple together. When they are together, there is no need to worry about topics.

However, the picture of the handsome guy carrying the beautiful woman is obviously so seductive, the eyes of everyone present, including the photographer's lens, unconsciously gave the pair of young people more preference.

Fu Mingye stood in the sun with Qi Baicha on his back, and the two of them compared the two groups next to each other based on their looks alone. Qi Baicha reached for Fu Mingye's hair that was ruffled by the wind on his temples. Fu Mingye turned his head and smiled softly at him, feeling that the years were quiet.

What is a fake couple who are on the scene, what can be compared to a real couple in black and white.

They don't need to deliberately stir up CP, and the intimacy naturally revealed makes people see that they are a natural match.

As soon as everyone had this idea, they were awakened by the referee's whistle, and quickly took the idea back.

Mr. Fu has a family. Teacher Qi heard that he is also married. What kind of CP is the blind group.

As soon as the whistle blew, Fu Mingye rushed out like an arrow from the string, as if carrying the air on his back, he easily distanced himself from the other two groups.

Live as a distinct control group.

Seeing this, Cui Hao and Liu Kaisheng also hurriedly accelerated their pace, intending to keep up. Even if it can't be surpassed, it can't be too far behind and look ugly.

... But Mr. Fu is not a human being, so they can't catch up at all.

Seeing Fu Mingye cross the finish line, they finally gave up and concentrated on competing with another group.

"Drink some water." As soon as Fu Mingye put down Qi Baicha, Qi Baicha asked the staff on the side for a bottle of ice mineral water and handed it to Fu Mingye.

Fu Mingye waved his hand: "No need."

"Isn't it hot to run so fast? Sweat is coming out... Where's your sweat?" Qi Baicha suddenly found that Fu Mingye didn't sweat at all on his forehead.

He can also use the physical problem to explain, what is the reason for Mr. Fu

The weather is more than 30 degrees Celsius, the hot sun, sprinting 100 meters behind someone, without sweating

Simply inhuman!

Fu Mingye froze for a moment, quickly adjusted his body mechanism, and instantly a pile of sweat soaked the shirt behind him.

"Nowhere, there's sweat on the back." Fu Mingye turned his back, "The clothes are all wet, sticking to the back is sticky and uncomfortable."

He took a sip of the ice mineral water by the way.

This time, it shouldn't arouse Chacha's suspicion...

When Qi Baicha saw it, he immediately said, "Go back to take a bath later, and change clothes by the way." Cleanliness was also uncomfortable.

Fu Mingye nodded and was about to respond when a female scream suddenly came from the runway.

"what!!!"

Qi Baicha turned to look. Fang Ya'er fell to the ground for some reason, scratching a large piece of skin on her calf.

The weather was hot, and Cui Hao just came out of the air-conditioned room. Suddenly, he seemed a little dizzy when running, and he didn't keep his back steady.

The staff hurried around.

"Ya'er, I'm sorry, sorry." Cui Hao didn't expect this to happen, so he said sorry in a hurry, "Are your feet okay? Can you still stand up? I'll pull you... "

Fang Ya'er held her ankle in pain: "No, I can't get up, it seems like I've been sprained..."

The director also immediately interrupted the recording: "Hurry to the hospital!"

After a lot of fuss, Fang Ya'er was sent to the hospital, and the afternoon recording ended there. As the main culprit, Cui Hao should go to the hospital for a look, and he also accompanied him.

It happened suddenly, and the remaining guests looked at each other in dismay and went back to rest.

Qi Baicha glanced at the distant ambulance and said to Fu Mingye, "Let's go back too."

Go back to the dormitory to take a shower.

Unfortunately, the school has no water today.

To be precise, this area is without water.

Because it was the weekend and the students were away, the back-up water stored by the school could not be used. Fu Mingye pressed the tap, but not a drop of water came out.

"I can't wash without water." He hung up the towel and walked out of the bathroom.

Qi Baicha felt that the sky was falling: "That's really a nightmare."

"It's alright, it's time to take a bath together. There is a new bathhouse in Beicheng District." Fu Mingye said naturally.

Qi Baicha looked at him thoughtfully: "Why do I feel that you had a plan." He even knew where the new bathhouse was opened. What does the dignified President Fu care about

Fu Mingye said calmly, "Listen to what the employees of the company have to say."

It was not because Cha Cha said that after the hemorrhoids recurred that night, he would never take off all his clothes in front of him again, and he was not allowed to enter the bathroom even to take a shower.

No longer looking for a chance, how could he treat Cha Cha

When the time comes to share a bath, I don't believe that Chacha can escape.

Fu Mingye made a wishful thinking and felt that he was really a genius.

However, I didn't expect that, when we got to the place, Fu Mingye went into the water, and Qi Baicha stood on the side and said, "You wash it, I'll go shopping elsewhere."

Fu Mingye was startled: "...Aren't you going to wash?"

Qi Baicha said, "I'm not sweating all over again. I'll wash it at night."

"Then I'll be at night too..."

"Don't let me despise you."

"Chacha." Fu Mingye also tried to save, "Everyone has come..." Let's wash together.

Qi Baicha said with a smile: "I've come here, I'm going to go shopping, right?"

Fu Mingye was lying beside the bathtub in frustration: "...Okay, let's go, have fun, swipe my card."

Qi Baicha turned around and walked out of the bathhouse. The sunlight outside was dazzling and dazzling, hitting half of his face, exquisite and unparalleled.

Rare free time, Mr. Fu is more clingy than a cat recently.

Should I go to the hospital next, or should I go to the Conservatory of Music in S City