Jian Ran felt that something was wrong and stayed for a few seconds before she realized it.
His wife... seems to be me
Explode in situ.
"Who the fuck is shy!" Jane stubbornly stalked her neck and said generously, "Boss, you can magnify this photo ten times and hang it in the most conspicuous place, I have no opinion at all!"
The owner was overjoyed, "Thank you, brother!"
The boy was a little surprised, "Are you serious?"
"Why," Jian Ran squinted at him, "can't you afford it?"
The boy smiled and said indifferently, "Just be happy."
The owner and retoucher personally sent them out of the photo studio, and did not forget to send their most sincere wishes.
"I wish the two of you a good relationship for a hundred years, and grow old!"
"Happy wedding, give birth to a son early!"
Jian Ran's mouth twitched. How can two men give birth, you give birth to one and show me!
He actually regretted it. But in that case, how could he possibly lose momentum. You must know that he is fighting on behalf of the entire Jian family. His reputation is small, and the face of the Jian family is big. Anyway, this photo studio is far away from the school, so there should be no acquaintances coming...
Seeing Jian Ran frowning all the time, the boy said thoughtfully, "If you regret it, it's still too late."
Jane said very forcefully: "I never regret it."
The materials were prepared, and the two soon entered the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Jane was at a loss: "then what should I do?"
The boy was looking up the marriage registration guide on his mobile phone, "We should each fill out a marriage registration declaration." The boy looked around, "Go get two copies, I'll be waiting for you here."
Jian Ran was dissatisfied, "Why did I go?"
The boy leaned against the pillar and yawned, "My legs and feet are inconvenient, so the doctor told me to walk less."
Jane sneered: "I think you are just lazy."
"Ah," the boy smiled lowly, "I was discovered by you."
Jian Ran continued to mock: "You are so lazy, why did you come to collect the certificate in person?"
The boy looked regretful, "I also want someone to replace me, but I heard that you must be present in person to get the certificate."
"… "
Is it too late for him to escape marriage now? Jian Ran resignedly walked to the counter.
The marriage registration declaration form is divided into two parts. After filling in her own information, Jane urged the people next to her: "Hurry up and finish writing the exchange."
The boy looked up at him, still maintaining a turtle speed.
After tossing the form and handing over the information to the staff for inspection, the two were taken to the registration hall and waited until the number was called.
The hall is decorated in a way that is hard to describe. There are purple pink roses on the wall, big red hearts, and earthy words like "Love you forever", which makes Jian Ran's eyes irritate at a glance. In addition to these, there are also several excerpts from "Marriage Law", Jian Ran is a little interested in these, and stands in front of the wall to study.
The boy was playing with his mobile phone boredly, and the prospective couple sitting next to him watched him for a long time, and the man came over to talk to him: "Dude, you also come to collect the certificate."
The boy put away his cell phone and said "um".
The woman smiled and said, "My little brother is so handsome, so his wife must be very beautiful? Why didn't you see her, did you go to the bathroom?"
The boy raised his finger and pointed to Jian Ran, who was concentrating on studying the "Marriage Law", "Where is it?"
The man was frightened, "Fuck—"
The woman glared at her husband, "It's been 9012 years, what a fuss about same-sex marriage." She smiled sweetly at the boy, "Little brother, your wife is super handsome, and you two are a perfect match!"
The boy pursed his lips and smiled, "I think so too."
At this time, the mechanical broadcast sounded: "Guest No. 99 please go to the registration office No. 9 to handle business."
The boy glanced at the number strip in his hand and stood up.
"Jane."
Jian Ran said angrily, "Why?"
"It's our turn."
Each registration office is a separate compartment. When Jane walked in, she felt sadness in her heart.
It was the first time in his life that he got married, and he explained it like this.
The staff checked their information again, and after confirming that they were correct, they asked solemnly, "Are you married voluntarily?"
Boy: "Yes."
The staff turned their attention to Jian Ran.
Jian Ran: "...Yes."
The staff nodded and handed them two brochures. "Please read the oath together."
Jane opened the booklet and saw the national emblem and national flag on it, she suddenly felt that she was doing a very solemn thing. He straightened his back involuntarily.
Staff: "You two, let's start."
Jian Ran and the boy said at the same time, "We voluntarily become husband and wife. From today, we will shoulder the responsibilities and obligations entrusted to us by marriage, respect and love each other, trust and encourage each other, understand each other, give in to each other, and love each other for a lifetime."
After reading, Jian Ran's face was hot.
What is this all about.
The staff smiled and affixed a special stamp for marriage registration on the freshly released wedding photos, "The two of you have become a legal couple, congratulations!"
Jian Ran took the red-toned notebooks, without reading them, and stuffed them directly into her pockets.
After walking out of the registration hall, the heat on Jian Ran's face subsided.
The boy walked slower than him, flipping through the marriage certificate as he walked, with long eyelashes hanging down, the bridge of his nose straight, how he looked good.
From now on, this person is his Jian Ran's legal spouse.
But Jane didn't even know his name.
"Hey, what's your name?"
After Jian Ran asked, she couldn't help laughing. Asking her husband's name at the Civil Affairs Bureau, it is estimated that he is the only one who can do this kind of cowardly operation in the whole country.
The boy raised his eyelids slightly: "See for yourself."
"..." Jian Ran took out the marriage certificate, turned directly to the middle page, and saw the boy's information at a glance.
Name: Ren Qinglin
Sex: Male
Nationality: Chinese
Date of Birth: 200…
Jane was stunned.
This Ren Qinglin was actually a year younger than him, and had just passed the legal age.
Jane was in a complicated mood, "you just finished the college entrance examination."
Ren Qinglin nodded, "Yes."
At this time, Jane did not forget to take advantage, "then you have to call me brother."
The corner of Ren Qinglin's mouth lifted a little arc, "Shouldn't it be called husband?"
The heat that Jian Ran finally retreated came up again, and he threatened viciously: "Don't scream!"
Ren Qinglin said "oh" in a light tone: "Then... Brother Jianran?"
Jian Ran was stunned for three seconds, and said calmly, "You are so coquettish."
Ren Qinglin was very modest: "It's okay."
When the matter was over, Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin said goodbye at the door, and the man named Brother Xu was there. Hearing that Jian Ran was leaving, Brother Xu hurriedly said, "Are you leaving now?"
Jian Ran asked back, "otherwise?"
Brother Xu looked at Ren Qinglin, "Qinglin, didn't your mother ask you to bring someone home for dinner?"
Jian Ran's head grew louder when she heard it. Where to go home, what to eat! Why don't these people follow the Basic Law of Formal Marriage!
"Don't bother," Jian Ran said, "I have an appointment at night."
Brother Xu couldn't understand, "Today is your big day, you have an appointment with someone else?"
Jian Ran was at a loss for words: "Uh..."
Ren Qinglin held back his laughter, "Brother Xu, Jian Ran really has something to do." He paused, "He made an appointment with the school's tutor. You can't let him release tutor pigeons."
Jian Ran nodded immediately and said nonsense in a serious manner: "That's it. Although I am married, I am still a student and should focus on my studies."
"That's true." Brother Xu snorted, "Anyway, there will be more opportunities in the future. Which university is Jane going to, and I will send you?"
"No," Jane refused decisively, "I've already called a car."
Brother Xu didn't force it any more, and said to Ren Qinglin, "Then let's go, go to the hospital first."
Ren Qinglin: "Hospital?"
"You twisted so hard yesterday, your mother asked me to take you to the hospital."
Ren Qinglin smiled: "It's okay, I'm fine now, and walking doesn't hurt much."
Jian Ran glanced at Ren Qinglin's long legs, wondering which of his words was true and which was false.
"Then let's go first." Ren Qinglin shook the wedding photo in his hand, "Goodbye, brother."
Jian Ran: "..."
Brother Xu looked at the newlyweds meaningfully: Young people, they really know how to play.
Jian Ran took a taxi to her roommate's house.
Roommate Shen Zixiao is a native of Beijing. His parents travel abroad for a long time, and he is the only one at home. When Jian Ran arrived, Shen Zixiao was eating spicy crayfish alone, and the door was opened by the nanny for Jian Ran.
Shen Zixiao threw the disposable gloves to Jian Ran, "If you don't come, you will only have the shrimp head."
Jian Ran looked at the red and oily patch in the lunch box, and said coolly, "Be careful of a thousand miles tonight."
"Fuck, you have to say this while I'm eating?"
Jian Ran feigned anger, "You brother Jian can't eat spicy food!"
Shen Zixiao sneered, "If it's not spicy, put it in a pot to keep warm, and get it yourself."
The nanny said, "I'll go get it. It's hot outside. Jane sit down and take a rest and drink some water."
"Thank you, Auntie." Jian Ran opened the suitcase, took out a pair of shoes, and threw them to Shen Zixiao. "Hong Kong doesn't have any goods either, and I asked someone to bring it back from abroad."
Shen Zixiao raised his eyebrows, "Thank you, Brother Jian."
After eliminating the crayfish, the two watched the live broadcast while drinking.
Shen Zixiao asked, "Why did you suddenly come back early?"
Jane hummed: "guess, guess right, I'll call you dad."
"Are you in love?"
"..." Jian Ran was silent, "Why did Zixiao say this?"
Shen Zixiao shrugged, "Isn't there a ready-made example in our dormitory?"
It was only then that Jian Ran remembered that one of his roommates went back to school after half a month of summer vacation in order to reunite with his girlfriend earlier, and now he is probably having a close relationship with his girlfriend in the rental house.
Shen Zixiao looked at Jian Ran's face, "Isn't it true that I have figured it out correctly?"
Jian Ran sneered "ha".
Shen Zixiao became interested, "It's true or not, which girl is it, do I recognize it? Yes, Jane, don't tell me about such a big thing, don't treat me as a brother, right?"
"It's not about love," Jian Ran corrected him, "it's not a big deal either."
Shen Zixiao drank beer and cast an inquiring look at Jian Ran.
Jane wrote lightly: "I just went to get a certificate."
"puff-"
Shen Zixiao sprayed a sip of beer all the way, but fortunately, Jian Ran reacted quickly and jumped up like a rabbit, and his T-shirt was spared.
"W-what proof?"
Jian Ran has a stinky face, "marriage certificate, what else can it be."
"It can still be a driver's license, a second-level computer license... No, what's going on?"
Jian Ran directly threw the marriage certificate in front of Shen Zixiao.
Shen Zixiao opened the marriage certificate tremblingly, "Jian Ran, Ren Qinglin... two men?!!! You you you you—"
Jian Ran patiently explained to Shen Zixiao: "Do you remember the cousin I complained about before?"
Shen Zixiao reluctantly recalled, "The one who fell in love with Phoenix Man and ran away from home?"
"Well. This marriage, I married her."
After listening to Jian Ran's remarks, Shen Zixiao sighed, "You bumped into such a good thing, what kind of shit luck did you have."
Jian Ran thought she heard it wrong, "A good thing?"
"Car, house, shares..." Shen Zixiao pointed at Ren Qinglin's face in the photo, sour turned into lemon essence, "And such a handsome husband."
Jian Ran's temples jumped suddenly, "don't scream."
Shen Zixiao rolled his eyes at him, "It's all legal, why don't you let me call?"
"If you want to call me, it's my name. What's your name?" After Jian Ran finished speaking, she felt that something was wrong, so she quickly stopped the topic. "Do you really think he is handsome?"
"Don't you think?"
Jian Ran glanced at it, "It's okay... it's okay."
Shen Zixiao teased: "I didn't say, if this Ren Qinglin came to our school, you probably won't be able to keep your position as the school grass. Is he taller than you?"
Jian Ran held her breath in her heart, "Height is not the point. My style is different from his, so I can't compare. Besides, isn't it about voting? I won't necessarily lose."
Shen Zixiao laughed: "Okay, no, my brother Jian is the most handsome. Go to my room and play games for a while?"
Because the weather is too hot, the two are too lazy to go out. During the day, they spend most of the day at home and play games. At night, they will play ball near the community, swim, and eat supper.
Jian Ran didn't eat and live for nothing, she would take the initiative to pay the bill when she went out. In fact, the pair of shoes he gave Shen Zixiao was less than 10,000 yuan.
At the end of the summer vacation, the two flew to the beach to play for a few days, and when they came back, they were both tanned. Jian Ran also posted a circle of friends, a photo of her calf, with the text: See if your brother Jane is black or not.
It took a few minutes to post in the circle of friends, and there have been hundreds of comments and likes.
Mother-in-law: Have fun on your honeymoon and remember to wear sunscreen.
A certain school sister: If you don't show your face, I'm too embarrassed to post it on the Moments. [despise]
Ji Yuanxi: Is Brother Jane in Thailand? Can you buy some cosmetics for my girlfriend to come back.
Shen Zixiao: If you want to see Jane wearing Hawaiian shorts, please chat with me privately.
.R: Not dark enough, but long enough.
…
Jian Ran: ? ?
Seems like something weird got in.
Jian Ran was so angry that her teeth hurt, thinking about how to reply with the most lethality, and suddenly saw another reply on the interface.
The mother-in-law replied. R: Of course, follow me, the legs are long, hehe. Qinglin, are you having fun in Thailand
"..." Jian Ran sucked in a breath of cold air. He almost forgot that his mother had Ren Qinglin's WeChat! Before the situation worsened, Jian Ran decisively blocked her circle of friends from Ren Qinglin.
Jane smiled, very good, the world is quiet.
WeChat's alert sounded, Jian Ran's smile froze, and she clicked on the message.
.R: It turns out that we are on our honeymoon.
.R: I don't know. [Smile]