There was a burst of laughter all around.
Chen Wenzhou: "???"
Jian Ran: "Pfft—"
That's why Ke Yan Primary School has this ability, which can make the atmosphere change from "Hot-Blood High School" to "I want to be in the top ten" in one second.
Ren Qinglin couldn't help but laugh. Jian Ran laughed so much that her stomach hurt, covering her stomach with one hand and holding Ren Qinglin's shoulder with the other.
Ke Yan looked left and right, a little dazed. Did he say it wrong
Chen Wenzhou felt offended, and said sharply, "Who is this, where did it come from!"
Chen Wenzhou was originally a tall man, as strong as a bear, but now with the ghoul's costume and vicious expression, he can literally make the children cry.
Ke Yan winced and took a half step back. Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin stood up at the same time and blocked him.
"I'm thinking that our school masters are right," Jian Ran said leisurely, "you can do everything in a hurry, that's what you said. Advanced math problems won't work, what about big problems, and English reading problems? ?"
Chen Wenzhou was so angry that his teeth rattled, "Jane, are you fucking kidding me?"
While he was talking, he wanted to grab Jian Ran's scarf, but Ren Qinglin grabbed her arm first.
Ren Qinglin's movements and voices are not slow, "It's too much to do it."
"No, no, Ren Qinglin, didn't you hear what he said just now?" Jian Ran said jokingly, "Chen Wenzhou wants to shake hands with us and make peace with us. He came to us for a drink. However, it's boring to drink alone. Drinking together is great, isn't it?"
This is Chen Wenzhou's purpose. He is a big gentleman in the north, and he has been rolling and crawling in the pile of wine bottles since junior high school. Chen Wenzhou knew that many of Tang Tang's friends couldn't understand how Tang Tang fell in love with him. In their opinion, from Jian Ran to Chen Wenzhou, it seems like Audi to Alto, Peking University to Jade Bird, Adi to Adi Wang. Yes, he is not as handsome as Jian Ran, his family is not rich, and he is not good at studying, but when it comes to fighting wine, if he still loses to a Cantonese who can only drink tea and soup, what else would he do? !
"I'm waiting for you Jian Ran," Chen Wenzhou shook the bottle, "the sieve or the punch, it's your choice."
"Then I choose..." Jian Ran paused, her smile became even greater, "High-level questions."
Chen Wenzhou: "… "
Ren Qinglin raised the corner of his lips silently.
"Jian Ran, you have to hang around here today, don't you?" Chen Wenzhou pressed the fire and said, "You are a big man, and you talk about math problems every day. You are not ashamed, and I am ashamed for you."
Ren Qinglin smiled, "A big man is also a student. A student's job is to study."
Ke Yan hid behind Jian Ran and nodded, "That's it."
"How's it going?" Jian Ran said deliberately in a very flat tone, "advanced mathematics is a public course, and everyone in the polytechnic must learn it. One person has a math problem, and the person who makes a mistake or takes a lot of time can drink it by himself. You can also find a representative. Do you want to play?"
Although Jian Ran is not a top student, her grades are above average. Advanced mathematics is a freshman course, he has already forgotten about it, but he is confident that he can beat Chen Wenzhou ten streets. If you want to ask a representative to do the question, then there is no problem. Who can compare to the little angel Ke Yan who was the first in the second grade last time.
There were more and more people watching the excitement around, Ji Yuanxi and his wife came, and so did the president and Tang Tang.
After listening to Jian Ran's proposal, the president laughed out loud, "That's a good thing! Hurry up and get the little reporter and take a few more photos. I feel like I can go to the school's official website!"
The others roared: "Do the question, do the question, do the question!"
Chen Wenzhou's face looked like he had been constipated for ten days. One of his brothers came over and said softly to him, "Brother Zhou, I know a scholar from the mathematics department. He is here today and let him play for you?"
Chen Wenzhou's eyes lit up, "Really?"
"He's right next to him."
Chen Wenzhou immediately put up the score, "A math problem is just a math problem. It seems that no one knows that. Look at you."
Jian Ran turned to Ke Yan and said, "Are you confident?"
Ji Yuanxi said, "Fuck you, are you kidding me! When it comes to quizzes, who are we afraid of?"
Ke Yan smiled so much that he showed two little tiger teeth, "Don't worry, Brother Jian."
"Don't be too stressed," Jian Ran squeezed her shoulders for Ke Yan, "Brother Huihui will invite you to drink milk tea for a month."
When the BGM was closed, the president asked someone to clear a table. Ke Yan, who was wearing a Ravenclaw uniform, and the Xueba, who was brought by Chen Wenzhou, sat on opposite ends of the table, with pens and white paper in front of them. In the middle of the table were fifteen bottles of already Opened beer.
The president said: "I will find the questions from the question bank. In order to save time, let's make small questions. Forget the multiple-choice questions. If you can get a few right, just fill in the blanks. Half a bottle of beer for each question, OK ?"
Jian Ran and Chen Wenzhou looked at each other, "OK."
The president used his mobile phone to find a question, and put the mobile phone in a place where both of them could see, "The first question, find a general solution to this differential equation."
Ke Yan glanced at the title and immediately began to calculate. On the other side, the top mathematicians did not hesitate to write like crazy.
Ji Yuanxi said: "I actually think this is more exciting than the NBA finals. Is this the charm of mathematics?! But, what is 'Understanding'?"
Xu Keke glanced at Sha Sculpture's boyfriend helplessly, "How did you fare in your freshman year?"
"It's all about making a point before the test, otherwise Xiaogou and I would have been hanged on a tall tree - hey, where did Xiaogou go?"
A minute later, Ke Yan put down his pen with a snap, "Okay!"
The mathematics department student hurriedly said: "I'm fine too!"
"Ke Yanxian, I'll look at him first." The president compared Ke Yan's answer with the standard answer, and announced with a smile, "Completely correct!"
"Yes!" Jian Ran first bumped fists with Ren Qinglin, and then slapped Ke Yan, "Yanyan is great!"
Chen Wenzhou gave a "fuck", picked up a bottle of beer and blew half of it, "Damn, continue!"
"The second question, find the angle between these two planes."
Ren Qinglin saw that the calculation of this question was rather complicated. He walked around behind Chen Wenzhou and said softly, "This question will take some time - go out and talk?"
Chen Wenzhou turned his head impatiently and swallowed the original "go away" to the face of Qing Lin, "What are you talking about."
"follow me."
The two walked out of the hall one after the other. Chen Wenzhou said vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"
Ren Qinglin was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and said bluntly, "Vice President Wang."
Chen Wenzhou's expression changed, "What do you... mean?"
"How did you get into this school, you should know better than me." Ren Qinglin said indifferently, "The scores in the college entrance examination are quite poor, so you have put in a lot of money."
Chen Wenzhou behaved fairly calmly, "Ren Qinglin, you are also a local, you offend people too much, are you not afraid that you won't be able to get along in Beijing in the future?"
Ren Qinglin said, "I'm already married, so I'm not afraid."
Chen Wenzhou: ? ? ? ?
"And the fact that a bunch of your classmates were sent to the hospital..."
"Where did you know that!"
Ren Qinglin continued: "That classmate was seriously injured. It is said that he stayed in the hospital for more than a month. His parents came to the school to make trouble a few times, but you don't even remember a small deed. This incident is probably due to the vice principal's help. Did you press it down?"
Chen Wenzhou lowered his voice and said in a rough voice: "You have spent a lot of time checking me, so tell me what you want."
"Don't let Jane see you again."
Chen Wenzhou was stunned for a moment and sneered: "Jian Ran is so cowardly? I want you to help him get ahead."
"I just don't want him to waste time on you."
"What if I say no?"
Ren Qinglin smiled slightly, "You can try it, you will be pleasantly surprised."
Ren Qinglin turned around and happened to meet Tang Tang's timid and shocked eyes.
Chen Wenzhou asked her angrily, "When did you come?"
Tang Tang had a small face, "I..."
Ren Qinglin stopped when he passed by the girl, and said softly, "Don't break up and keep it for Double Eleven? Go."
Tang Tang glanced at Chen Wenzhou and was frightened by the suffocation on his body, "I... I'll go back first." Said, hurriedly followed Ren Qinglin.
Chen Wenzhou was left on the spot, so angry that he almost exploded.
When Ren Qinglin went back, he happened to see Jian Ran pouring a beer into a bottle. Jian Ran raised her head, her neck was fair and slender, her Adam's apple kept rolling, and the wine she couldn't swallow overflowed from the corner of his mouth.
Ren Qinglin's eyes sank slightly, his wife really exploded.
After drinking half the bottle, Jian Ran wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, and said to Ke Yan, who looked guilty, "It's alright, there are still a lot of questions, the next question will kill him!"
Ji Yuanxi said, "Yanyan, fighting!"
Ke Yan lived up to the expectations of his roommates. There were a total of 30 questions, and he answered 20 correctly first, Jian Ran drank five bottles of beer, and Chen Wenzhou drank a full ten. After drinking, Chen Wenzhou blushed and had a thick neck, and he said unbearable nonsense. His brother shouted and pushed him away when he tried to help him. But Jian Ran was only slightly red in the corners of her eyes and cheeks, her eyes were blurred, and her steps were vain. Both Ren Qinglin and Ji Yuanxi wanted to help him drink the last two bottles, but he insisted that there was no reason to let other men stop the wine because he was a man, and he drank all five bottles of beer by himself.
After the excitement was over, the time was almost up, and everyone left one after another. Chen Wenzhou was forcibly taken away by his brother. Jane sat on the sofa with her head down, motionless, and she didn't know if she fell asleep.
Ren Qinglin asked, "How's the senior drinking?"
Ji Yuanxi said: "It seems that seven bottles of beer is the limit, and now it is two bottles away from the limit."
Ke Yan blamed himself: "It's all my fault, if only I could win every question."
Xu Keke comforted him: "your opponent is the top five in the mathematics department. You can beat him 20 times. You don't even know how handsome you looked when you just did the question. Several girls said they wanted to. Where's your WeChat?"
Ke Yan was flattered: "Really..."
Ren Qinglin bent down and held up Jian Ran's cheek, "Senior?"
Jane raised her head and half-squinted her eyes, "Well."
"How are you feeling, can you go?"
Jian Ran took Ren Qinglin's hand off, "Yes, are we going back?"
"Yeah, of course," Ji Yuanxi said, "If you don't leave, you won't be able to catch up with the access control."
"Oh." Jane stood up slowly, looking sober, "Where's Xiaogou?"
"He just sent a WeChat message in the group, saying that he would not go with us tonight, let us go back."
Ren Qinglin held Jianran's waist, "then let's go."
"Wait..." Tang Tang trotted all the way to them, her eyes were red and her makeup was out of order, "Can you take me back to school by the way?"
Xu Keke said, "Okay, it just so happens that Shen Zixiao is not here, so there is one more place. Right, junior brother?"
Ren Qinglin nodded, "Yes."
Jian Ran gently pushed Ren Qinglin away and said stubbornly, "I can go by myself."
Ren Qinglin sighed, "Okay, the senior will go by himself."
Jane can indeed walk, but not in a straight line, and a little slow. But someone was slower than him, Tang Tang walked at the end with choked sobs, Xu Keke took her arm, and cursed with hatred: "How many times have I persuaded you, you must not listen, you must be with him I know you are in a hurry to transfer your emotional hurt, but you can't provoke someone like him. Grumpy, macho, and always holding on to what you used to chase after Jian Ran, what do you like about him? ?"
Tang Tang shook his head with tears in his eyes, "I, I don't know either..."
Ji Yuanxi said, "You must have been brainwashed by him."
"But it's not too late to break up now."
Tang Tang said sadly: "I, I dare not. He said that if I say break up, he will go crazy. You don't know, he can do anything when he is crazy... "
"Except for math problems." While mocking, Jian Ran accidentally tripped over her robe and threw her whole body forward into Ren Qinglin's arms.
"Senior, watch the road."
Jian Ran smelled the familiar smell on her younger brother, and muttered, "I can't walk anymore."
Ren Qinglin smiled, "Then I carry you?"
Jane thought for a while with her only rationality, "They are watching. When it's just the two of us, you hiccup and back me."
Ren Qinglin didn't expect that Jian Ran would react like this.
When she returned to school, Jian Ran, who was sitting in the co-pilot, was already asleep. Seeing that it was about time for the access control, Ren Qinglin asked the others to go first, and he went back with Jian Ran on his back.
Ji Yuanxi told him: "Then you have to move faster."
After just two steps, Ji Yuanxi suddenly realized a problem.
He is Jian Ran's roommate, why did Ren Qinglin send Jian Ran, and he still thinks it's a matter of course
He told his confusion to his girlfriend, and Xu Keke said meaningfully: "Because we can't fully integrate into the atmosphere between them."
Ren Qinglin waited in the driver's seat for a few minutes, but Jane showed no sign of waking up. Between taking people directly to the house and being an individual, Ren Qinglin chose the latter with difficulty. He shook Jian Ran lightly, "Senior?"
Jian Ran slowly opened her eyes, "Arrived?"
"Well, it's almost 11 o'clock. I'll carry the senior back to the dormitory." Ren Qinglin got out of the car first, went around to the other side to open the door for Jian Ran, and crouched down, "senior, come here."
Jian Ran suddenly became overwhelmed, and she didn't know whether it was because of the stamina of the wine or because of the outline of Ren Qinglin's back.
"No need yet," Jian Ran licked her lips, "I can still go."
Ren Qinglin didn't force it. It's better if Jane walks slowly, it's better to miss the access control time, then they can only go to the hotel. The current senior is still wearing a wizard's robe...
Ren Qinglin thought and couldn't help but smile.
Jian Ran, who was walking slowly ahead, looked back at him, "What are you laughing at?"
"I want to laugh when I see the senior."
Jane said in her heart: laugh, laugh, anyway, I like to see the way you laugh.
The two stood face to face, with no one else on the road but them.
Jane asked: "Ren Qinglin, how am I today? Is he handsome?"
Ren Qinglin looked at him, "Handsome, handsome in clothes, handsome in person."
Satisfied, Jian Ran burped her wine and looked down to see her loose shoelaces. She was about to bend over, but Ren Qinglin took a step ahead of him and knelt down in front of him, "I'm coming."
This is the first time someone has helped Jian Ran tie his shoelaces since he grew up.
Jian Ran looked down at Ren Qinglin and said dumbly, "Ren Qinglin."
Ren Qinglin tied his shoelaces and stood up, "Huh?"
"Did you do it on purpose?"
Ren Qinglin didn't quite understand what Jian Ran meant, "On purpose?"
"Playing with me on purpose."
"?"
Jian Ran's face was already blushing, "You take me to the top, give me a credit card and a Duck Duck, and you smile so nicely at me when you have nothing to do... Did you do it on purpose? "
Ren Qinglin was silent for a while and said, "What do you think, senior?"
"I think... I think you're a fucking jerk!"
There was a rare look of astonishment on Ren Qinglin's face, "Huh?"
Jane said firmly: "yes, you are a bastard!"
Obviously they are all straight men, and they clearly agreed that they are only married, but now he is made to be straight or not to be curved, what is Ren Qinglin not a bastard? !