Ren Qinglin didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He thought that Jian Ran knew something, but now it seems that he is just playing a drunken madness.
"Well," he said following Jian Ran's words, "I'm an asshole."
Ren Qinglin admitted so happily, which made Jian Ran even more unhappy.
That's right, he was the one who was overwhelmed, and he was the one who frantically tested between straight and curved. Ren Qinglin was calm from beginning to end, just like a normal person, straight and straight, and he liked it. 's senior!
Thinking of this, Jane almost suffocated.
Jian Ran walked to the bushes by the roadside. Ren Qinglin thought he was too drunk to recognize his way, and hugged his shoulder from behind, "Senior, the dormitory is not there."
Jian Ran ignored him, bent down and broke off a branch, turned around suddenly, and pointed at Ren Qinglin's chest with the branch, "Don't move."
Ren Qinglin was stunned, "This is... a magic wand?"
"Yes, just ask if you are afraid."
Wearing a wizard's robe and holding a "magic wand", his cheeks were flushed with smoke, and he had a fierce expression... Ren Qinglin felt that his blood tank was going to be empty again.
"Why are you smiling again?" Jian Ran frowned. "You always smile at me, be careful with me—" His mind suddenly became clearer, and he swallowed back what he almost said.
"Okay, I won't laugh anymore." Ren Qinglin said this, but his shoulders were shaking slightly, "What spell does the senior want to use on me, come on."
Under the influence of alcohol, Jian Ran's mind turned a little slow, and she racked her brains to think of a spell: "except your weapon?"
Ren Qinglin spread his hands, "But I don't have a weapon now."
How could there not be, your face is the most lethal weapon, even if it is a group injury, there is no distinction between men and women.
Jian Ran thought about it again, and with a flash of inspiration, she snapped her fingers with the hand that didn't hold the branch, "I see - out of body!"
Ren Qinglin raised his eyes slightly and said in a low voice, "Senior likes to play like this."
"Out of the Body" is one of the three unforgivable spells in the "Harry Potter" book. The cursed person will act like a puppet and unconditionally execute the curser's instructions.
"Have you been cursed?"
"I got hit," Ren Qinglin said. "Senior, give me an order, what do you want me to do."
Jane was stopped.
Yes, what does he want Ren Qinglin to do
he thinks…
He wants Ren Qinglin to take him alone to score points, and only eat his own milk when playing games; he wants Ren Qinglin to wear the scarf that he has worked so hard to knit, it doesn't matter if it is worn out, he can knit another one for him ; He thought that when Ren Qinglin was sick, he could drink a big pot of soup that he made; he wanted Ren Qing to leave to chase after some senior sister, wouldn't it be good to have a few more sheep scorpion hot pot with him during that time.
Jian Ran didn't respond for a long time, and Ren Qing asked, "Have you made up your mind, senior?"
Although Jian Ran was overwhelmed by alcohol and Ren Qinglin, she subconsciously told him that she could not tell Ren Qinglin those words directly. He looked around blankly, saw the mineral water in the vending machine on the side of the road, and blurted out: "When I want me to play basketball, you bring me water."
Ren Qinglin looked at him quietly for a while, and said with a sigh, "Brother... You are so foul." Being so cute is completely challenging his bottom line.
"Huh?" Why is he called "brother" again, didn't he just call him "senior" at school? But this is not the most important thing at the moment. Jane decided to ignore this question for the time being, "Stop talking nonsense, just say whether you agree or not."
"Promise," Ren Qinglin replied very quickly, "As long as you go to play basketball, I will give you water."
Jane was satisfied, and slowly put down her "magic wand", "Very good."
"No other orders?"
Jian Ran thought for a while, "Not yet."
Ren Qinglin raised the corners of his lips, "Then when my brother has other ideas, just curse me."
Jian Ran nodded and wanted to find a place to hide her "magic wand", but she didn't have a pocket in the wizard's robe, and the pocket on her trousers could only hold her cell phone and keys. In the end, he could only be like the ancients. The "Wand" is tucked into the wide sleeves.
Ren Qinglin took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, trying to make his tone sound a little regretful, "Brother, there are only three minutes left until the access control. Unless we show the speed of the sprint race, it will be too late."
Jian Ran was a little sluggish, "what can I do if it's too late."
"It seems that we can only make a living outside for one night," Ren Qinglin opened an APP that is commonly used for hotel booking, "Can I book a hotel?"
There seems to be no other way.
Jian Ran nodded, and before she could say the word "okay", her phone rang - it was Ren Qinglin's WeChat call.
Ji Yuanxi: "Linlin, where are you?"
Ren Qinglin: "It will take about five minutes, but—"
"Then hurry up!" Ji Yuanxi said, "Aunt Yanyan and I are now begging grandpa to tell grandma to delay the time for you, maybe two or three minutes!"
Ren Qinglin: "..."
"Ling Lin?"
Ren Qinglin sighed, "Understood, let's go back now."
After hanging up, Ren Qinglin said to Jian Ran, "Brother, your roommate is too enthusiastic."
Jane looked at him with her head tilted, her eyes half-closed, as if she was a little more drunk than just now.
Ren Qinglin squatted down, "Brother come up, I'll carry you back."
Jian Ran didn't say "no" this time. He obediently lay on his junior's back, put his arms around his neck, and didn't forget to complain about himself: "I look like a traveling frog in this posture."
"That's also the most handsome travel frog."
The two went to the downstairs of the dormitory three minutes beyond the access control. Ji Yuanxi was pulling the dormitory aunt to act cute and cute, and she almost cried when she saw them: "You guys are finally back, one minute later, I suspect that auntie I stewed it."
The aunt scolded: "It's delicious when it's baked. Come in quickly, I'm really going to close the door."
Ji Yuanxi glanced at Jianran who was already asleep, and said, "Give it to me, and I'll carry him up. You also hurry back to your bedroom, and Yanyan is watching for you."
Ren Qinglin is not very happy to let other boys recite Jianran, but the situation is special now, so, okay.
Ren Qinglin put down Jian Ran, but Jian Ran woke up by herself. Ji Yuanxi was overjoyed and asked, "Of course, can you go by yourself? Five floors, I may not be able to hold it..."
Jian Ran looked sober, "Ren Qinglin..."
"Well, I'm here." Ren Qinglin said, "Senior, hurry up, I'm leaving too."
"… Um."
When she reached the stairs, Jian Ran looked back at Ren Qinglin, as if she was a little reluctant to bear him.
It was this look that made Ren Qinglin not sleep well for the next few days. As soon as he closed his eyes, all Jane looked back at him.
Although Jian Ran often complains about her school with her classmates, one thing about the school is worth affirming: their school is one of the earliest areas in Beijing to turn on heating.
As soon as the heating was turned on, Jian Ran spent more and more time in the dormitory. Except for classes and meals, she almost never went out. Ji Yuanxi also spends less time with his girlfriend. He watches American dramas in the dormitory every day, and Jian Ran asks him to play games. Ji Yuanxi said, "It's not very cold in the south now, so I'll play again later."
Jane asked: "what does this have to do with the weather?"
Ji Yuanxi thief smiled: "When winter comes, the friends in the south are shivering from the cold indoors, and their fingers are not flexible. I will fight again, and I have seen the king rank beckoning to me! "
"..." What you said makes sense, but I couldn't refute it.
Besides them, Ke Yan still reports to the library and laboratory every day. Shen Zixiao, who used to be the most homely, doesn't know what he's doing recently. He often runs out and doesn't see anyone all day long. Jian Ran has always wanted to talk to him about Lu Shixuan, but she has no chance. After thinking about it, he still felt that it was better to pretend he didn't know.
After all, after living this age, who is not ashamed. Let's just say that he used a stick as a magic wand to cast a spell on Ren Qinglin when he was drunk. If a third person found out, he would probably do something to silence him.
"When I want me to play basketball, you give me water." How confident he said at the time, how ashamed he is now. When he woke up the next day, he found himself remembering every detail of last night so clearly that he almost committed suicide. In particular, he was still wearing a wizard's robe, and when he got up, the "wand" fell out of his sleeve.
Jian Ran immediately went crazy, and slapped her head a few times with the "magic wand". The roommates shocked the whole family and climbed into his bed one after another, trying to stop his "self-harm". The scene was very tragic for a time.
From that day on, Jian Ran could no longer look directly at any of the three things "basketball", "water" and "Ren Qinglin". When he played a black game with Ren Qinglin at night, he could not speak without speaking. Fortunately, Ren Qinglin didn't mention much about that night, otherwise he really didn't know where to put his face.
"Where did Xiaogou go today?" Ji Yuanxi asked, "He is a single dog, why is he busier than me?"
Jian Ran, who is doing her homework: "I don't know."
Ji Yuanxi guessed: "It seems that he is like this after returning from the Halloween party. Of course, will he hook up with another girl at the party?"
"… Ha ha."
After Jian Ran solved a problem, she dropped the pen and reached for her mobile phone.
Double Eleven is coming soon. The WeChat group is full of Die Mao Mao's sharing. Jian Ran blocked all the groups, and many people shared with him individually. Jian Ran saw that there was a fucking unread message, and thought that her mother had started too. She went in in a complicated mood, only to find that her mother just asked him if he had anything he wanted to buy on Double Eleven.
Jane ran: just a pair of shoes.
Mother-in-law: Not enough pocket money
Jian Ranran: ...
I won't have enough pocket money, what a joke, my husband gave me a credit card supplementary card with a limit of 1 million, did your husband give it
Jian Ranran: No, I just have nothing to buy.
Mother-in-law: Have you run out of those skin care products? I'll buy you a few more sets and send them directly to your school.
Jane didn't pay much attention to the things she put on her face, she bought it and forced him to wipe it.
Jian Ranran: OK, that sea of mystery is very useful.
Mother-in-law: That is the mystery of sea blue. [laughing]
Jian Ranran: [Bai Zhantang's embarrassed yet polite smile.jpg]
Mother-in-law: Beijing is cold, you can choose another down jacket for yourself.
Mother-in-law: [CANADAGOOSE official flagship store], open Taobao after copying dbe□□hsdh
Jian Ran simply clicked on the Taobao link and chose one to put in the shopping cart. He remembered that Ji Yuanxi had complained that he had no money to buy a down jacket, and asked, "Old Ji, I want to buy a down jacket, do you want it?"
Ji Yuanxi complained: "I have to leave all my money to my wife for Double Eleven."
"I'll pay you first, and you'll pay me back."
Ji Yuan was delighted, "Okay."
Jane handed him the phone, "Choose one for yourself."
Ji Yuanxi glanced at it, and her smile gradually solidified, "Can I go to another store to choose?"
"Of course, as long as you like it."
Ji Yuanxi chose a down jacket of about 1,000 and reminded him: "You remember to buy it at 0:00 on Double Eleven, there is a full discount."
"I know." Jian Ran clicked into the shopping cart, thought about it, and added a one to the down jacket he chose.
At this time, a message popped up on WeChat, someone @ him in the basketball group.
Shuangmu: Of course, are you playing ball this afternoon? Everyone has an appointment, 5V5, just you.
Zolla: I haven't seen Brother Jian on the basketball court for a long time. Is Brother Jian going to retire
Zhi Cong: I ask the school grass to give me a face! ! ! [Kneeling for you.jpg]
Jian Ranran: ...
Jian Ran didn't really want to play with Lin Sichen, but he really hadn't played for a long time, his hands were a little itchy, and other golfers called him so enthusiastically.
Jian Ranran: What time is it in the afternoon
After the message was sent, Jian Ran cut to the chat interface with Ren Qinglin.
Jian Ranran: I'm going to play ball in the afternoon.