Jian Ran Shen Zixiao was so violent that she didn't know that what awaited them would be the most "tragic" punishment in the world.
Jian Ran was originally being held down by Shen Zixiao, but with a force on her hand, she was caught off guard. Instead, she pressed Shen Zixiao under her body, pinched the opponent's neck, and panted, "Damn, why are you working so hard! It hurts Dad. Do you know?"
Shen Zixiao blushed with anger, and looked at Jian Ran in disbelief, "You hit me? You hit me! My mother never hit me!"
"Come on, the last time I went to your house, I saw your mother whipping you with slippers—"
"Can my mother beat me? Let go of your sister!"
"No, if you let go, you will press me again..."
Ren Qinglin leaned against the door frame and watched the play silently. Of course he knew that the two were joking, but the pose and location of the trouble made him agitated.
He was reluctant to scold the senior, and he couldn't say anything to the senior's friend. If he wanted to vent his anger, he had to ask others.
Ren Qinglin took out his mobile phone, recorded the scene in front of him, put a mosaic on his wife's face and waist, and clicked on WeChat.
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Lu Shixuan: ...
After sending WeChat, Ren Qinglin walked into the dormitory with the same expression as usual, "Senior."
Jian Ran stopped her vicious attacks on her roommate, "You're here."
"Well," Ren Qinglin wrote lightly, "what is the senior doing?"
Shen Zixiao struggled to sit up and complained, "He's killing people!"
"Really," Ren Qinglin smiled slightly, "Senior is too much."
Shen Zixiao didn't expect Ren Qinglin to be on his side, and became more and more indignant: "I heard that without Jian Ran, you are going too far! Even your husband can't stand it anymore!"
Jian Ran narrowed her eyes threateningly, "Ren Qinglin, can you say it again?"
"I said, the senior is too much." Ren Qinglin said leisurely, "Murdering and killing a roommate is such a happy thing, but you didn't ask me to come along."
Jian Ran: "Pfft - my mine is my pot."
Shen Zixiao: Grandpa in the subway looks at his mobile phone.jpg
When will this group of dog boys and girls move out and live together? What the hell did he do to become the only insider of their relationship!
Ren Qinglin added: "How long is Brother Xiao planning to stay in my senior bed?"
Ren Qinglin smiled lightly and even politely called "Brother", but Shen Zixiao was still forced to wince by his eyes.
"Let's get down now." Shen Zixiao got out of bed in despair, just as his cell phone rang, he grabbed it and walked out, "I'm going to eat first, I'll leave the dormitory for you, you can do whatever you want, you're welcome."
As soon as Shen Zixiao left, only Ren Qinglin and Jian Ran were left in the dormitory. At this time, Ke Yan and Ji Yuanxi may come back at any time, and they can't do anything.
"Where will you eat later?" Jane asked as she got out of bed.
"Senior has to take the sixth grade test in the afternoon, so let's eat near the school." Ren Qinglin stepped forward and opened his arms.
Jian Ran got out of bed halfway down and asked, "Why?"
"I'll take the senior down."
"No need, I'm not a child." Jian Ran said so, but she was very honest and stood motionless on the stairs.
Ren Qinglin smiled, wrapped her arms around Jian Ran's waist, and hugged the person down.
Jian Ran's feet fell on the ground, but Ren Qinglin's hand didn't mean to let go, "Is the senior confident about the exam in the afternoon?"
Jian Ran was held by Ren Qinglin and looked up at him, "I didn't prepare much, it all depended on my high school expenses. But..."
"Um?"
Jian Ran's eyes fell on Ren Qinglin's lips, "A kiss will give you a higher score."
Ren Qinglin said softly, "This is what the senior said."
Jian Ran's mouth hurt a little when she was kissed. Not a lot of kisses, they only kissed once. However, Ren Qinglin didn't know what was going on. At first, he was gentle and gentle, making Jian Ran's legs weak. At the end, he suddenly bit Jian Ran like a punishment, making the corners of his lips a little broken.
Jian Ran pushed Ren Qinglin away in pain, but the other party said innocently, "Senior is so delicious, I couldn't hold back for a while. I'm sorry, Senior."
Jian Ran feigned anger, "Apologizing is useful, why do you want the police?"
Ren Qinglin thought for a moment and said, "Or, shall I let the senior bite back?"
"… "
"Senior can bite wherever he wants."
Jian Ran was out of breath: "wait for me, when I finish the sixth grade... I'll bite you."
"Okay," Ren Qinglin lowered his head and kissed the wound at the corner of Jian Ran's mouth, "I'm waiting for the senior."
The two had lunch together, and Ren Qinglin sent Jian Ran to the examination room. On the way, Jian Ran wanted to share the "abandon" incident with Ren Qinglin, but every time he just said the beginning, he couldn't take care of himself with laughter, he couldn't stand still, he held Ren Qinglin's shoulder with one hand, and covered his stomach with the other. not go down.
"He kept talking in his sleep, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I took the pen—hahahaha—I went to his bed, ahahahahaha—"
Ren Qinglin raised his eyebrows, "The senior went to his bed?"
"Yeah, I touched his bed in the dark—hahahahahaha, my mother laughed so hard!"
Ren Qinglin wanted to be angry, but he couldn't get angry when facing a senior like Xiaocheng, and finally he could only accept his fate and say, "Senior, you were born to punish me."
Jian Ran's grade 6 test was not bad, and he should have no problem passing it, and he didn't expect to get any high marks. After the big exam, according to dormitory practice, a few people planned to go out for a good meal. Shen Zixiao couldn't come for a while, Ji Yuanxi called Xu Keke, and Jian Ran also called Ren Qinglin.
What they eat is Chengdu skewers, mandarin duck bottoms, and self-made dipping sauces. Jian Ran's favorite is beef skewers with beans. The tender beef is wrapped with fresh beans, simmered in the big bone broth for a while, and then dipped in the exclusive dipping sauce he provided.
Jian Ran ate happily, but also found that there were two people on the table a little abnormal.
One of them is Ke Yan. If there is a statistic in the whole school "who uses the mobile phone the least time", Ke Yan will definitely be on the list. But now he actually holds the phone in both hands and keeps typing with his head down.
Others also discovered Ke Yan's anomaly. Ji Yuanxi asked, "Yanyan, who do you send WeChat to?"
Ke Yan said, "My friend."
Xu Ke asked with a smile, "Boys and girls?"
Ke Yan's cheeks flushed slightly, "Girl... girl."
"Wow!" Ji Yuanxi was surprised and relieved, "Yanyan, you actually! Hurry up and hurry up, who is that girl, from our academy?"
Jane asked, "is it the girl who asked you to teach her organic chemistry last time?"
Ke Yan nodded embarrassedly.
Ji Yuanxi: "It turned out to be from the Department of Chemistry. It's alright, I can stretch my hands long enough."
"No, it's not." Ke Yan shook his head again and again, "Brother Jian is joking, she is from the mathematics department."
Xu Keke: "I know a few girls from the mathematics department. How old is she, what's her name, let's see if I've heard of it..."
Ji Xu and his wife questioned Ke Yan for a while. Jian Ran knocked on Ren Qinglin's bowl with a bamboo stick, "Hello."
Ren Qinglin raised his eyelids lazily, "Huh?"
"I felt something was wrong with you from the beginning," Jian Ran said softly, "what's the matter?"
When Ren Qinglin is with a group of people, he doesn't talk much, but often one sentence can drive the atmosphere. He hardly spoke much today, absent-minded. But even so, the beef he cooked for Jian Ran was just right and delicious.
"It's not a big deal," Ren Qinglin paused, "I'll talk about it later."
Jian Ran frowned. He didn't like the stupid behavior of not explaining things clearly and holding back in his heart. Fortunately, Ren Qinglin didn't plan to hold back the words for too long. After eating the skewers, he said to others, "I'm going to the supermarket to buy something. Can the senior accompany me?"
Jian Ran nodded, "Yes."
When the others left, Jian Ran immediately asked, "what's the matter?"
Ren Qinglin looked down at him, a little aggrieved, a little accusing, "Senior, I seem to be jealous."
"Jealous?" Jian Ran didn't react for a while, "Did you say eating skewers?"
Ren Qinglin shook his head, "I'm eating Senior Shen's vinegar."
Jane ran a black question mark face, "Ah? You mean Xiaogou?"
"Um."
Jian Ran was at a loss, "Why?"
Ren Qinglin said softly: "He went to the senior's bed and put the senior on the bed - I didn't even go to the senior's bed, so I put the senior on the bed."
Jian Ran understood, "You mean the noon thing, we were just kidding."
"I know," Ren Qinglin hung down his long eyelashes obediently, "Senior and Shen Zixiao are best friends, and when the senior was on vacation, he stayed at his house. I know all this. But I saw you both in the same bed, or would be unhappy."
"… "
"I'm sorry, senior," Ren Qinglin's eyes widened, "I'm too stingy."
I have to say that Ren Qinglin's pitiful white lotus looks really...
It's so pitiful! Especially the aggrieved and remorseful eyes matched with his face, Jian Ran suddenly understood why the emperor in the palace fighting drama was tricked by some white lotus flowers.
Let me ask, if you were the emperor, with white skin, beautiful skin and long legs, and Empress Ren, whose family was powerful, said aggrievedly in front of you, "My concubine is jealous," what would you do? !
What the hell do you need to ask? !
Come on, reward Lord Shen with the top ten boards, and then throw them out for me!
Dare to make my queen unhappy, this is the end!
Jian Ran hurriedly coaxed her "Queen", "No, no, it's not your problem. Think about it, if I... No, if I see you and Huang Feihong in the same bed... uh... "
He doesn't seem to be very jealous
This may be a matter of face, what if it was Lu Shixuan
Jian Ran took a deep breath and said solemnly, "I will pay attention to it in the future. I'm sorry, Ren Qinglin."
"Shen Zixiao is the senior's brother. I have no problem with what you do together. I also believe that you are just very good friends. But reason is one thing, and the actual reaction is another."
Jian Ran nodded frequently, "I understand."
It's like he believes that Qinglin only likes him, but if he sees that Ren Qinglin is too close to others, no matter male or female, he will definitely feel uncomfortable.
Ren Qinglin smiled lightly, "So senior doesn't blame me for being jealous?"
"Of course, I don't want to blame you." Jian Ran said, "However, why did you say it now? It's been a long time."
"Because I don't want to affect the seniors in the sixth grade test."
"… "
God, what a fairy wife! It's time to be jealous!
Jian Ran was so moved that she was about to cry, "Ren Qinglin, don't worry, this incident won't happen again. Next time Shen Zixiao wants to go to my bed, I will kick him down!"
"real?"
Jian Ran pointed to God and swore, "Really!"
"Then, can the senior write a letter of guarantee?"
Jian Ran: ? ?
"What—what book?"
"Guarantee." Ren Qinglin said, "You don't need too much, just write one sentence."
Jane asked subconsciously, "what?"
"'My bed is for my husband alone.'"