The popularity of Ren Qinglin's real-name post soared, and he turned several pages in just two minutes. Derivative posts appeared one after another, all discussing the marriage of the two school girls who came out of the closet.
[Key points: Jian Ran, who just came back from her mother-in-law's house. It's my mother-in-law's family, not my mother-in-law's!]
[Reverse? ! No! ! ! Mom won't allow it! ! ! Σ( ° △°|||)︴]
[The wedding on August 7th happened to be the Qixi Festival! Aah, I'm dead, I'm going to drown in the sugar sea—]
[Mom asked me why I was crying and brushing my phone! QAQ]
[@The landlord next door, is your twisted face swollen?]
[I am Jian Ran's classmate and have a good relationship with him. Every time he leaves school, if it is not with his roommate or with Ren Qinglin, I really don't know where he has the time to mess with other men.]
[Open a post to briefly introduce Ren Qinglin's family background, Jian Ran is crazy to give him a cuckold.]
[Real-name speech: I, Li Qianyu, Ren Xiaocao's roommate. The school grass is super sticky to Senior Jian, and Senior Jian also slept in our dormitory. I had long suspected that their relationship was not pure, but I never imagined that... I was losing.]
[What about the rhythmic idiot? Why don't you jump around? Come on, be happy, I sing and dance in front, you hang yourself in the back~]
[No, that LZ is right, Jane is indeed gay.]
[What's wrong with gay? It's been 9012, and the country has allowed same-sex marriages. You are so capable, go and change the "Marriage Law"!]
[One thing to say, the state allows it to be allowed, but I still can't accept two men together.]
[Laughing to death, when someone gets married, you need to accept it? You are great, you are number one, why don't you go to the sea to fly a plane?]
[Spit blood... I have an exam tomorrow morning! @two male gods, can't you wait until the exam is over before the official announcement? What kind of group are you, you are really hurting people, you group, my son's grades in every subject are lower than the average score.jpg]
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Ke Yan was stunned, "Don't these people need to review?"
Ji Yuanxi lowered her head and typed on her mobile phone frantically, "How can I eat melon incense when reviewing... I'm going to die when it's over, my wife kept asking me why I didn't tell her, and asked me to do a lot of things for the two of you. Show her the twenty-page PPT."
Shen Zixiao gloated: "That's not right, don't you like making PPT the most?"
Ji Yuanxi wanted to cry without tears, "but I really don't know anything." He looked at Ren Qinglin and Jian Ran, "By the way, when did you two get together?"
Fang Huifeng held the marriage certificate of the two in one hand, touched his chin in the other, and analyzed carefully: "They got married on August 7th this year. Before getting married, let's talk about a year of love, at least last August, or earlier."
Ke Yan exclaimed: "Ah, Qing Lin was still in high school at that time, did the teacher allow you to fall in love early?"
Ji Yuanxi made a fuss, "I'm going, but I actually start with minors?! No... Then you guys are too good at acting, right? I'm such a keen person, I don't see that you know each other before!"
Shen Zixiao didn't know where to find a feather fan used by Zhuge Liang and slowly shook it, pretending to be mysterious: "They really didn't know each other before, and their relationship was normal. Then, how did they get to this point, and where did the marriage certificate come from? Woolen cloth?"
Except for the client and Lu Shixuan, the others all looked at Shen Zixiao, their eyes full of thirst for knowledge.
The scumbag Shen Zixiao enjoyed this feeling very much, "Ke Yan, make a pot of hot water for me; Lao Ji, you help me dry my clothes; Xiaofang comes over and pinches my shoulders and makes me feel comfortable, I will put the Tell you about their love history."
Lu Shixuan said warmly, "Do you need me to do anything?"
"Ah, no," Shen Zixiao said, "just sit and listen."
Fang Huifeng protested: "Why! Brother Xiao is too partial!"
Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin's cell phones kept vibrating, and neither of them looked at them.
Ren Qinglin asked, "How does the senior feel?"
Jian Ran said excitedly, "one word, cool!"
Ren Qinglin looked at him, "We have no way out."
"That's not it," Jian Ran said solemnly, "you think about it, if we break up in the future, we have to do this again, and we have to explain to the alumni one by one that we have broken up and divorced - what a hassle, forget it. Forget it, let’s make do with it, and how far can we go?”
Ren Qinglin laughed, "It makes sense."
"Furthermore, we can show our affection openly in the future. For example..." Jian Ran beckoned, "Come here and give the senior a kiss."
Ren Qinglin smiled and approached Jian Ran, and touched his cheek with his lips.
Everyone: "..." Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree.
It didn't take long for the people in the next dormitory to join in the fun. Jian Ran's classmates didn't seem to alienate him because of his sexuality.
The space in the bedroom was originally limited, and now it is even more crowded. Shen Zixiao stood on the chair like the stars holding the moon, shook his feather fan, and told emotionally: "It was a hot summer day, and Jane was called to the study by her mother. Jane's mother said earnestly, 'Ran Ah, as the eldest son of the Jian family, you have the responsibility and obligation to dedicate your life to the Jian family. This is the information about your marriage partner, you can take it back and look at it'... "
Ren Qinglin was a little surprised, "You told Shen Zixiao so much?"
"How is that possible." Jian Ran watched coldly, "He made up all the details. Let's see if he can do it. Why don't he go under the bridge to tell stories."
Halfway through Shen Zixiao's book, the lights suddenly went out. Everyone sighed with embarrassment, and Jian Ran took the opportunity to say, "It's almost time to go back, be careful with the school rules of the dormitory aunt."
"Don't, don't, it's a wonderful place! Go on, Xiaogou, what is the expression of Brother Jian when he sees that the new school grass is his husband?"
"I'm broadcasting live to my girlfriend, she asked me to tell you, you can't be stuck here..."
"You'd better go back first." Shen Zixiao said, "Tomorrow at the same time, at the same place, see you or not."
The others dispersed one after another, and the remaining three who were not in this dormitory building looked at each other.
Fang Huifeng: "Well, why should we go back?"
Ji Yuanxi joked: "Just pull a rope, and you slide from here to the other side."
Shen Zixiao: "Lu Shixuan's dormitory is to the west of the school, can you slide it for me?"
Ren Qinglin said: "It's nothing to be remembered for returning home late."
Fang Hui and Feng Youyou said, "Last time, Brother Jian stayed in our dormitory after the time passed. That's not what you said."
Ren Qinglin smiled, "I can squeeze a bed with the senior, can you?"
Fang Huifeng: "..." I feel offended.
"Just don't go back." Ke Yan suddenly said, "I won't be able to sleep tonight anyway, why don't we all stay up all night."
A good baby who goes to bed on time every day says this, and no one else reacts for a while.
Ren Qinglin: "I can."
Lu Shixuan glanced at Shen Zixiao's bed, "I have no problem."
Fang Huifeng scratched his head, "But what are we doing all night? It's out of power and no electricity."
"There are seven of us, three of us can fight the landlord, and the remaining four..." Ke Yan's eyes flashed with a strange light, "Playing mahjong!"
As a scholar, Ke Yan is immune to all recreational activities - except playing mahjong. When Ren Qinglin was celebrating his birthday last time, Jian Ran discovered that he was a hidden little bird god.
Shen Zixiao: "Pfft - I like playing mahjong, but do we have mahjong in our dormitory?"
"Yes!" Ke Yan pulled out a small box from under the table and said excitedly, "I already bought it!"
After a wave of discussions, Ke Yan, Jian Ran, Shen Zixiao and Fang Huifeng went to the mahjong table, and the other three did not fight the landlord: Ji Yuanxi and his girlfriend were on the phone, Lu Shixuan and Ren Qinglin were sitting and watching the game .
The four people came from different cities, and they usually played different mahjong games. It took a while to unify the standard. In the end, for the sake of fairness, the four of them learned Sichuan Mahjong on the spot.
At the beginning of the game, Ke Yan came to a pair of Hu Zimo, and then he sang all the way, and the other three were tortured by various blood, like three withered cucumbers.
Jian Ran grabbed a card, her face changed slightly, "Fuck, I feel like I'm about to shoot."
Ke Yan, who had already drawn the cards, stared at the cards in Jian Ran's hand with a frenzied expression, exactly the same as when he was reviewing before the exam.
Jian Ran couldn't make up her mind, so she asked Ren Qinglin beside her, "Which one do you play?"
Ren Qinglin said lazily: "If you don't play this senior, you can't draw."
Jian Ran sighed, "Who said no." He thought for a while and said aggressively, "I'll bet on him! Eighty thousand!"
"It's mushy!" Ke Yan pushed the card, "All in all hahahaha—"
"Jian Ran, do you have a hole in your head? Why do you still fight when you know he wants that card? "
Jian Ran clutched her heart, "No way, I have to slow down. Ren Qinglin, take it for me."
Ren Qinglin said: "Well, senior take a rest, go to bed and sleep for a while when you are sleepy."
"I'm not sleepy, but I'm a little hungry. I'm going to cook instant noodles."
"I also want!"
"I also."
"plus one!"
Several people took turns to go into battle, only Ke Yan remained motionless, always sticking to his post.
At six o'clock in the morning, I called on time, and the door to the dormitory was opened. After seeing off the three of Ren Qinglin, Jian Ran yawned and got into bed, and the sleepiness instantly overwhelmed him.
So on the first night after the official announcement, he and Ren Qinglin played mahjong all night. What is this called...
Jian Ran slept until the afternoon, and all the classes for the day were skipped. After waking up, he lay in bed and began to return the information that he didn't have time to read last night.
When Ren Qinglin's call came, Jane put on her earphones and called him under the covers.
Ren Qinglin: "Did you wake up the senior?"
Jian Ran: "No, I woke up early - it's so noisy over there, are you outside?"
"Well, I just finished the big thing."
Jian Ran paused for a while, "Today's exam was all night last night..."
Ren Qinglin smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm physically strong."
Jane lowered her voice, "don't believe me, unless you let me check."
Ren Qinglin fell silent.
"Hey Hey hey-"
"Yes." Ren Qinglin said, "Senior, it's going to be New Year's Eve soon."
"Yeah," Jian Ran opened the calendar, "this year's New Year's Day doesn't seem to be held for three consecutive days - where do we go for the New Year's Eve?"
Ren Qinglin said slowly: "Senior, would you like to stay outside for one night?"
Jian Ran straightened her body all of a sudden, "Where do you live?"
Ren Qinglin laughed softly, "Hotel."
Jian Ran: "..."
"Senior?" Ren Qinglin's voice was hesitant, "You, don't you want to?"
Jian Ran nodded, "I'm a little reluctant. It's still a long time before the 31st. Can't Christmas? "
Ren Qinglin smiled, "There is no holiday for Christmas, and the senior has an exam the next day."
"Is there?" Jian Ran dug out her exam date, "Damn it, how come you remember it better than me. Then we won't pass Christmas? "
"What do you want to do, senior?"
Jian Ran thought for a while and said, "I'll ask Xiaogou and the others when I look back. I seem to have heard them say they have any plans before."
"Okay. I'm going downstairs to the dormitory soon. Let's have dinner together later."
"Okay, I'm going to change now."
"You can also continue to lie down and wait for me to help the senior change."
Jane smiled and said, "good idea."
After hanging up, Jane got out of bed and washed her face. There was a knock on the door, and Jane opened the door directly and said, "You are too fast—"
"Ah?" The counselor standing outside the door looked bewildered, "Who's faster?"
"No one." Jian Ran scratched her head, "Brother Shu, are you looking for me?"
"Well," Zhang Shu held a pot of green plants in his hand, his expression was indescribable, "are you the only one in the bedroom?"
"Yes, what's the matter with you?"
Zhang Shu put the green plant on Jian Ran's table, "Sit, let's sit and talk."
Jian Ran felt a little uneasy in her heart. The counselor actually came to the dormitory to arrest him, because of what happened last night, or because he skipped a day of class today
"The affair between you and Ren Qinglin is true?" Zhang Shu asked.
Jian Ran nodded, "really, I just put my marriage certificate here. I'll show it to you?"
Zhang Shu closed his eyes and calmed down, "Do your parents know?"
"what?"
"Is it the certificate of stealing the household registration book behind my parents' back?"
Jian Ran didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Let's put it this way, our wedding photos were arranged by my mother. Yesterday I had a little drink with Ren Qinglin's father - do you think they know?"
Zhang Shu felt that his three views had been subverted, "Your parents actually agreed that you get married so early?"
Jian Ran was too lazy to explain too much, so she just said, "Agreed, it's a happy event for my son to find true love."
Zhang Shu euphemistically said: "Jian Ran, love sometimes blinds you, you have to stay awake."
"I'm sober. By the way, Brother Shu," Jian Ran rubbed her hands together, "Do college students get credits for marriage?"
"I will arrange for you to add credits." Zhang Shu hesitated, "I mean, maybe Ren Qinglin is not as perfect as you think."
Jian Ran lowered her face, "Brother Shu, it's not good for you to speak ill of people behind your back?"
"I don't!" Zhang Shu hurriedly waved his hand, "Hey, let me tell you the truth, when I went to the mall last time, I saw..." Seeing Jian Ran's face immersed in love, Zhang Shu suddenly couldn't speak. .
He sighed, "Forget it, let me wish you happiness first. This lulu is for you."
Jian Ran was at a loss, "Well done, why did Brother Shu give me green plants? I am someone who can even feed cacti to death... "
"If you want to take it, you can take it." Zhang Shu's expression was inscrutable, "Also, eat more green vegetables, it's good for your health."
Jian Ran: ? ?
"I'll go back first." Zhang Shu stood up, not forgetting to remind: "Several core courses are going to be tested soon, you should also restrain yourself. Don't forget that the most important job for students is to study."
Jane accepted the teaching humbly: "Okay."
Zhang Shu left Jian Ran's bedroom, just in time to see Ren Qinglin approaching. Ren Qinglin greeted him politely: "Mr. Zhang."
Zhang Shu nodded very coldly, and said in a low voice that could be heard by Ren Qinglin, "Scumbag."
Ren Qinglin: ? ?