April 1st is April Fool's Day and also Jane's birthday. Last year, Jian Ran was still a single dog. She celebrated her 20th birthday with the three in the dormitory. At that time, the three asked him what gift he wanted, and Jian Ran said, "I really have one that I want."
The three looked at him: "You say you say."
"On my birthday, you are not allowed to harass me, but I can harass you."
The three looked at each other.
"And no matter what I do to you, you can't be seriously angry." Jian Ran said, "Of course, I won't do too much, so you can rest assured."
In all respects, Jian Ran is a much-needed roommate. San thought about the gift he gave them for Christmas, looked at his face that made it impossible to say "no", and nodded without hesitation: "Okay!"
This year, Jian Ran successfully got rid of the single and moved out to live with her partner. The day before his birthday, the three held a symposium in the dormitory.
Shen Zixiao: "I think it's Ren Qinglin's business to celebrate Jian Ran's birthday. Let's not mess around this year, just give him the gift."
Ke Yan: "But I think since we are friends of Brother Jian, we should give him a birthday. What's more, we promised him last year."
Shen Zixiao said bitterly: "Of course you can say that, Jian Ran loves you so much, but last year just replaced your "University Physics" with "Twelve Magic Weapons for Fascinating Girls"..."
"'Just'?" Ke Yan said in disbelief, "I always sit in the first row in class, can you imagine his expression and my mood when I took out the book in the eyes of Teacher Dawu? ?"
"What are you doing? You have me miserable?!" Shen Zixiao retorted angrily, "I'll brush my teeth and eat a mouthful of mustard!"
Ji Yuanxi was sullen, "Don't argue, it's me who suffers the most. When he and I were on the phone with Coco, he actually used a pseudonymous name to say 'husband, come, I'm super lonely', I was almost torn apart by Coco. Okay! I've been explaining to Coco all the time, but Coco doesn't believe that such a soft girl's voice is coming out..."
Shen Zixiao couldn't help laughing, "In order to tease you, he deliberately went to learn pseudophonics for a few days, and he tried very hard."
Ji Yuanxi: "You can laugh now, and see if you can laugh tomorrow."
The three groups were silent for a minute, and Ke Yan said, "We have basically figured out Brother Jian's routine. As long as you are careful tomorrow and keep a distance from him, you may be able to escape."
Ji Yuanxi: "The words are right. The three of us can't fight against each other? Three stooges are worth one Zhuge Liang!"
Shen Zixiao calmly analyzed: "Not necessarily, he is not fighting alone, he has a husband now. Ren Qinglin is looking at Yazi who has a very good brain. In my opinion, the situation is not optimistic."
The three were silent for a while, and Ji Yuanxi said, "No, we can't sit still."
Ke Yan: "Do you have any good ideas?"
Ji Yuanxi looks like an old god is there, "Whether we can spend April Fool's Day safely tomorrow, the key is still on the body. As long as he is willing to give us the bottom line, we are golden fingers wide open, starting from the perspective of God, of course No matter how much tossing, we just need to watch him act coldly."
"It's easy to say," Shen Zixiao said coolly, "Why does Ren Qinglin help us, who are we to him?"
Ji Yuanxi said firmly: "How do you know if you don't try? What if?"
Shen Zixiao hit him: "Impossible, you should die of this heart."
In the elective class, Fang Huifeng finished eating chicken in the first round, raised his head to move his muscles and bones, and was surprised to find that Ren Qinglin was also playing games, so he asked, "What are you playing? You don't like to play games."
"Am I playing games?" Ren Qinglin said lightly, "I'm accompanying my wife." Jian Ran has no class this afternoon and is lying at home bored.
Fang Huifeng bowed his hands, "Farewell."
"And this game is quite interesting." Ren Qinglin said.
Jian Ran recently returned to Hearthstone and played with Ren Qinglin. This kind of card game relies on luck as well as brains. For Ren Qinglin, it is much more interesting than moba games. Under Jian Ran's influence, he will play a game if he has nothing to do. "Hearthstone" has a mode of playing against friends. The two often rely on winning or losing the game to decide who will cook today, who will wash the dishes, who will mop the floor, and who will be on it at night (Jian Ran: What's the difference between who gets on and who gets off? It wasn't me who was hit!).
Fang Huifeng looked at it for a while, and asked curiously, "Who is better between you and Brother Jian?"
Ren Qinglin: "We are equal opponents."
After a few minutes of fighting, there was no movement from Jian Ran's side. When the round was about to end, Jian Ran surrendered: "I choose death!"
Fang Huifeng: "You won't let him?"
"He won't let me either."
The bell rang after class, and Ren Qinglin took the book and prepared to go home. Fang Huifeng said, "I'll go with you. I'll go get a courier. Brother Jian's birthday present has arrived."
Ren Qinglin asked, "What do you want to give him?"
Fang Huifeng: "Electric stew pot."
Ren Qinglin:
"He doesn't like to cook soup. It's very practical to send a pot." Fang Huifeng marveled at his wit, "This way you can also have a good time, perfect!"
Ren Qinglin: "...It really is a gift from a straight man."
As soon as the two walked out of the classroom, Ji Yuanxi came out and grabbed Ren Qinglin's arm, "Linlin, if you want to save us, you must save us!"
Ren Qinglin: "What's wrong?"
Ji Yuanxi told Ren Qinglin about the tragic experience of the three people in the dormitory last year. Ren Qinglin heard half of it and interrupted him: "What did you just say?"
"Ah?" Ji Yuanxi was stunned for a moment, and said, "I'm talking about him..."
"It's not Ke Yan, it's you." Ren Qinglin asked, "What did my senior do to you?"
"Oh, he calls me 'husband' in pseudonymous voice when I'm on the phone with Coco..."
Ren Qinglin narrowed his eyes, "repeat your first sentence again."
Ji Yuanxi was at a loss, "You must save us?"
"No help," Ren Qinglin said indifferently, "please ask for more blessings for yourselves."
Ji Yuanxi went crazy, "Why?! You have no sympathy at all?!"
Ren Qinglin said: "Because I think the way he does bad things is cute."
Ren Qinglin packed a large portion of the spicy hot pot, which was neither spicy nor spicy, and went home. When he walked to the gate of the community, he received Jian Ran's WeChat.
Big baby: I have the courier, help me get it.
Big baby: [90-degree bow thank you.jpg]
.R: Call her husband.
big baby:
.R: No call, no take.
Big baby: [I suspect you have a problem here (the mushroom head points to the head).jpg]
.R: The senior will get it later.
Big baby: Husband!
Big baby: Husband, please help me get the courier duck!
Ren Qinglin returned home with the spicy hot pot and courier. Jian Ran was lying on the sofa and playing with her mobile phone, and ran to the door when she heard the door open.
The goal of his flight was not Ren Qinglin, nor Mala Xiangguo, but those couriers.
Ren Qinglin asked, "What did the senior buy so excited about?"
Jane smiled meaningfully, "my birthday present."
After seeing the "gift", Ren Qinglin said with a smile: "Senior is ruthless. But they have been prepared for a long time, I am afraid they are not so easy to deceive."
Jian Ran is very confident, "so I need your help, don't you have class tomorrow afternoon?"
After dinner, Ren Qinglin took the initiative to invite Jian Ran to play Hearthstone together. Jian Ran readily agreed, "but the housework is over, what are we betting on?"
Ren Qinglin: "I heard that you know a little bit of pseudo-voice?"
Jane said in surprise: "how do you know?"
Ren Qinglin came close to Jian Ran's ear and said something softly.
Jian Ran opened her eyes, "Damn, are you playing such a big game?"
Ren Qinglin smiled and said, "It just so happens that the senior's birthday is coming, so consider it a sideshow?"
Jane looked at him suspiciously.
Ren Qinglin was very calm, "Don't you want to avenge the last revenge?"
Jane can't be fooled by him, "I won't necessarily win."
Ren Qinglin: "I can give you two rounds."
Jian Ran's eyes lit up, "Is this true?"
Ren Qinglin smiled, "Really."
Ten minutes later, Jian Ran's roar resounded throughout the room, "Ah, ah, it doesn't count, this game doesn't count, two wins out of three games!"
Ren Qinglin said slowly: "I'm willing to admit defeat, senior."
Jian Ran was stunned, and cast a sad look at Ren Qinglin: "Junior is too much."
Ren Qinglin rubbed his hair, "Who asked the senior to call someone 'husband', this is punishment."
At midnight, Ren Qinglin wished Jian Ran a happy birthday in a special way on the bed. He was dragged steadily by Ren Qinglin's hand, his back against the wall, bumping up and down. Because his feet were off the ground, he instinctively felt unsafe, so he could only wrap his legs around Ren Qinglin's waist, which made it more convenient for Ren Qinglin to give him gifts.
After that, Jian Ran rested for a long time before she recovered from that kind of air. He glanced at the time and said, "I really went from twenty to twenty-one."
Ren Qinglin kissed the corner of his eye and said, "Happy birthday, senior, let's open the presents."
"where?"
Ren Qinglin: "On your game account, there are 38,800 rune stones, let the seniors enjoy the fun of drawing cards."
Due to the reduction of living expenses, Jian Ran rarely spends money on games, but Hearthstone needs to collect cards by charging money. reason.
Jian Ran was amazed: "Ren Qinglin, you fucking understand me so much! This is what I need most now!"
Ren Qinglin smiled, "I don't know how you can be your husband?"
Jian Ran immediately entered the game, geared up for a while, and was just about to open the card pack, but suddenly stopped. He handed the phone to Ren Qinglin and said, "You help me draw, I'm more wrong."
Ren Qinglin said, "I'm not good at it, so the seniors should come by themselves."
Jane shook her head, "you come, I believe you."
Ren Qinglin: "Huh? Why?"
Jane said naturally: "because you are my little luck."
Ren Qinglin: "... "Fuck, I've been silenced.
On April Fool's Day, Shen Zixiao and the others were on first-level alert from the moment they opened their eyes in the morning. But the morning passed without incident.
Ke Yan said, "will Brother Jian forget us?"
"Yanyan, stay awake!" Ji Yuanxi growled, "That's true!"
"Old Ji is right," Shen Zixiao said with a solemn expression, "Jian Ran must be trying to escape, we must not take it lightly."
In the afternoon's professional class, the three saw Jian Ran. Jian Ran took up four positions and beckoned them to come over. The three did not dare to move, and looked at Jian Ran vigilantly.
Jian Ran raised her eyebrows, "That's how you helped me celebrate my birthday?"
Shen Zixiao: "No matter what you do, you will be diligent, and if you are not a traitor, you will be a thief."
Jian Ran said lazily, "don't you look at who the teacher of this class is. I'm trolling you in her class. Am I crazy?"
It makes sense. The three looked at each other, relieved a little, and sat down beside Jian Ran.
In this class, Jian Ran was really peaceful. After class, they began to face the enemy again, keeping a relatively safe distance from Jian Ran.
Jian Ran was speechless and broke: "what about you guys?"
The three nodded in unison, "As for, very much."
Jian Ran sneered, "Then do you still want to have dinner with me?"
I still have to eat rice and send birthday gifts. A few people called Fang Huifeng, Xu Keke and Lu Shixuan, and went to the restaurant to eat together. After the meal, there was a big five-layer cake.
Ren Qinglin lit the twenty-one candles inserted on the cake one by one and said, "Senior, make a wish."
Jian Ran thought for a while and said, "I don't have any wishes."
He is now living a very happy and contented life, and for a while he can't think of anything to wish for.
Xu Keke said, "Then make a wish that I will not get fat no matter how much I eat."
Fang Huifeng: "Maybe I wish I could get off the list soon."
Jian Ran smiled and said, "It's really beautiful to think about." He glanced at Ren Qinglin, made a silent wish in his heart, and blew out the candle.
The whole birthday party was very harmonious, and at the end of the day, Jian Ran didn't do anything to the dormitory trio. On the way back to the dormitory, Ke Yan said guiltily, "It's our villain's heart."
Ji Yuanxi nodded in agreement: "We think of Ranran too badly."
Shen Zixiao: "Is this the power of love? Is it enough to change a person?"
The three returned to the dormitory, Ji Yuanxi hummed a song and went to take a bath, while washing, the water flowing out of the shower suddenly turned red.
Ji Yuanxi: "Huh?"
There was a ghost howl from the bathroom, Shen Zixiao and Ke Yan hurried over and asked, "Old Ji? What's wrong with you, Lao Ji!"
Ji Yuanxi was about to cry, "Damn it's tomato powder! I'm scared to death..."
"Ah? Did Jane start? "
Ji Yuanxi: ... I can't be the one injured!
"It's okay," Ji Yuanxi said calmly, "I'm joking with you guys."
Shen Zixiao complained: "Then you're screaming too badly. Those who didn't know it thought we were killing pigs in our dormitory."
At this moment, Shen Zixiao's cell phone rang. He glanced at the caller ID, answered the phone, and said, "Hello, Dad?"
Jian Ran on the other end of the phone held back a smile: "Here's my son!"
Shen Zixiao didn't come up in one breath, almost suffocating, and heard Ke Yan's unbelievable scream from behind him: "Ah - who is so immoral, pull shit on my chair!"
Shen Zixiao leaned over, and sure enough, saw a lump on Ke Yan's chair, he sniffed it hard, and said, "It doesn't smell, it's fake!"
Ke Yan picked up a pen and poked Poke Xiang carefully, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Brother Jian is too bad!"
Zhang Shu worked as a counselor in the university. He used to live alone in the school. After he got engaged to his girlfriend, he found a community near the school and began to live with his girlfriend.
Once home from get off work, he ran into Jian Ran in the elevator and unexpectedly found that the two were neighbors. Zhang Shu asked him, "Are you living with Ren Qinglin?"
Jian Ran: "yes."
Zhang Shu said "Oh", "Has he been honest recently?"
Jian Ran smiled and said, "To be honest, I told him to go east, but he would never go west. Brother Shu, don't worry."
"That's good."
Zhang Shu thought that Ren Qinglin was really relieved. Unexpectedly, one day, when he went to dry clothes on the balcony, and the curtain on the opposite bed was not drawn, he actually saw Ren Qinglin walking into the room with a long-haired girl in a hat in his arms.
Zhang Shu's hand holding the hanger trembled slightly.
There are only zero and innumerable times for men to steal sex, this sentence is simply the truth. He must have been out of his mind and didn't tell Jane the truth at that time.
This time, he will never be silent again!
In the end, while enduring Ren Qinglin's chaotic fingers, Jian Ran wanted to cry while listening to the indignant scolding of the counselor on the phone.
The author has something to say:
Counselor: What a dog man! I fought with you!