After My Death, The Villain Blackened Again

Chapter 1308: Little tree tree

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Evil Flood Dragon: "Tianyan Shenmu?"

She wanted to get closer to Yange to have a look, but was stopped by Ji Zai: "Don't touch her, she's rough, don't pierce your delicate hands."

Yange: ...

Although she listened to it and learned that this flat hair would not cut her off as a spare firewood, she was still very angry when she heard his instructions to the evil Jiaolong.

The evil flood dragon put his arms around the chicken cub's neck: "I want to eat her, Tianyan Shenmu, if I eat her, I can live forever."

She was very straightforward.

In fact, she didn't think it was a problem.

Humans still eat plants and animals.

Not to mention these monsters who have been preying on the weak since childhood.

Chicken Cub: "She doesn't taste good."

Yan Ge nodded again and again: She really doesn't taste good.

Evil Jiaolong: It doesn't matter if it's delicious or not, as long as it can live forever.

Chicken Cub: You will have diarrhea if you eat her.

Yan Ge nodded like a pounding garlic: It will definitely cause diarrhea, the kind that kills people.

Evil Jiaolong bit the chicken cub's lip, tossing and turning: "I still want to eat it."

"good!"

The chicken cub hugged the evil dragon and walked up to Yange, and without waiting for Yange's reaction, he plucked the only leaf that Yange was rolled and fed it into the mouth of the evil dragon.

Yan Ge: ... Unexpectedly, she became bald.

Ah, there were three hairs before, but now there is none.

Damn, it's about to explode on the spot.

Seeing sex and forgetting righteousness, animals are animals, what kind of old friends, bah!

While chewing the leaves, the evil dragon said, "I will eat her whole."

But the chicken cub carried her back and sat down on the big rock, and continued to pluck her: "Eat a leaf first, and eat the whole thing if it doesn't kill you."

Yan Ge: ... so mad! She has absolutely no such friends, absolutely no! ! !

She is a majestic tree, so she won't be friends with such a perverted beast!

The evil dragon started to have diarrhea after eating the leaves.

In fact, when it comes to diarrhea, it is really light.

The evil dragon not only had diarrhea, but also farted, and the sound of farting filled the sky.

Because of this, she was so ashamed that she didn't want to get tired of the chicken cub.

Squat in the woods all day.

Hearing her loud fart, Yan Ge secretly poked to relieve his anger.

The evil flood dragon dragged for more than ten days.

"Lovesickness and a dream" can't compare to the sequelae that that leaf brought to her.

The medicinal properties of "Acacia Yimeng" were completely overshadowed by the toxicity of the leaf.

It's really fighting poison with poison.

Afterwards, although he didn't pull anymore, the Evil Jiaolong's legs were weak and trembling, so he could only be carried on his back by the chicken cub.

The evil flood dragon gritted his teeth weakly: "I'm going to burn that tree."

"She is my old friend."

The evil dragon glared at him: "I'm going to burn that tree."

Chicken Cub: "She is my old friend."

Evil Jiaolong stared at him with tears in his eyes, and raised his voice: "I'm going to burn her."

The chicken cub was helpless: "Then you burn it."

Yange: ...

She was ashamed to have such a friend!

The evil dragon's eyeballs rolled: "I won't burn her anymore, I will use a knife to cut her little by little, cut her into fine pieces, and die lingeringly."

Chicken Cub: "It's too cruel."

The evil dragon bit his ear, and his voice was delicate and soft: "That's what I want."

Chicken Cub: "Okay."

Yan Ge no longer expected this so-called old friend to protect her at all.

Damn, even if there is such a friend, it must be a bad friend.

Only then did the evil Jiaolong become happy, and stared at Yange who was being kicked away by the chicken cub with a frightened expression.

Yan Ge, a tree with a broad mind, would not fight such an evil dragon.

(end of this chapter)