Xie Dingyuan followed the trend and looked.
In the next second, I froze.
Although there was only one figure from the back, he still recognized Jiang Fuyue at a glance.
The eyes fell on Zhong Ziang, feeling a little cold, and then glanced at the two boys.
"It's nice to be young..." Shen Qiannan rubbed his chin, feeling emotionally, "A beautiful and outstanding girl like Xiaoxiaomei is always chased by boys no matter where she goes, even an old man like me can't help being moved..."
Xie Dingyuan's eyes flickered: "Are you moved?"
Shen Qiannan chuckled: "I am attracted to pretty girls."
"..."
"Cough! This is the appreciation of beautiful things, the pursuit of beauty, understand?"
Xie Dingyuan remained expressionless: "I don't understand."
"Tsk, let me ask you, is Jiang Fuyue beautiful?"
The man subconsciously frowned.
"Isn't it?" Shen Qiannan had a strange expression on his face, "You still have to think about such a simple question?!"
"If you don't think, is your brain just for display?" The man looked disdainful.
Shen Qiannan was in a hurry: "What are you thinking about? Thinking, beauty is just one word, and it's over!"
Xie Dingyuan said seriously: "Not rigorous enough."
"My God... What kind of rigor does aesthetics need? Beauty and ugliness, things that can be distinguished at a glance, are not subjects or research!"
Xie Dingyuan was still looking there, with deep eyes and a stern expression.
Hearing this, he replied indifferently: "There are criteria for judging everything, including beauty and ugliness."
Shen Qiannan: "Everyone has different aesthetic standards, how do you explain this?"
Looking from Xie Dingyuan's angle, he could just see half of Jiang Fuyue's profile.
The girl's skin is very fair, under the sun, it looks like it is coated with porcelain light, shining and translucent.
The ponytail was tied behind her head, and she swayed slowly following her step by step.
At this moment, she was raising her head to talk to the boy on her right, her neck was drawn into a graceful arc, her eyebrows were stretched, and the corners of her mouth were smiling.
Xie Dingyuan: "Personal aesthetics are both different and common. The common point is the standard. Do you agree?"
Shen Qiannan curled his lips: "It's as if it's an academic exchange... Okay, then let me ask another question, does Jiang Fuyue belong to the kind of beauty that can be judged under the standard?"
Xie Dingyuan's tone was dull: "Before that, you have to give me a standard."
But who in the world can really formulate such a set of things
So, there is no solution to this problem at all!
Shen Qiannan reacted: "Okay, you are kidding me!"
"It's your question that is too boring."
"Is it so difficult for you to say that someone is beautiful? Old Xie," he patted his brother on the shoulder, speaking earnestly, "You can't do this. Let's be more tolerant and praise people and things that are pleasing to the eye."
Xie Dingyuan: "Whether you are beautiful or not and whether I boast or not, there is no necessary connection between the two."
Shen Qiannan choked: "...Forget it, you'd better continue to be your straight man of steel. No one can save your lonely life."
Xie Dingyuan frowned: "What do you mean? A straight man of steel? An orphan?"
Shen Qiannan thought he was asking questions, but upon closer inspection, the man's eyes were actually full of doubt and bewilderment.
"Uh! Don't tell me, you don't know what these two words mean?"
"Should I know?" He asked solemnly.
The corner of Shen Qiannan's mouth twitched wildly: No, you shouldn't, I'm not worthy!
Xie Dingyuan simply took out his mobile phone, opened the browser, and entered in the search box—
What is Straight Man of Steel
Soon, when the results came out, he roughly scanned them and clicked on one of them.
The first sentence at the beginning: [Straight men have always been the target of complaints.]
Xie Dingyuan: "?"
With a cold face, he continued to look down.
[However, straight men are divided into ordinary straight men and steel straight men. There is a big difference between the two, which is manifested in the following seven points.]
For the first three points, regarding appearance, clothing, and hairstyle, straight men are sloppy, and steel straight men are very sloppy.
Xie Dingyuan asked himself that although he didn't care about his appearance, he still tidied himself upright and clean, no matter what, he had nothing to do with "sloppy".
Sure enough, there was not a single word that Shen Qiannan said was credible.
Just about to exit the webpage, suddenly: "Look at this..."
Shen Qiannan pointed down, "Isn't it you who are talking about? Hahahaha..."
Xie Dingyuan frowned and looked—
[About Selfie]
Ordinary straight man: his nostrils are facing the camera, and he can take pictures immediately, and refuses to edit pictures.
Straight Man of Steel: Selfie? boring.
[About Girls Makeup]
Ordinary straight man: Why is it still not good
Straight Man of Steel: Is there a difference before and after
[When girlfriend is sick]
Ordinary straight man: High fever of 40 degrees? Drink plenty of hot water.
Straight Man of Steel: Is it so powerful? !
…
Xie Dingyuan had a cold face the whole time.
Shen Qiannan said: "Hahahahaha... I feel sick. If it were you, you would say: the rise in body temperature caused by fever can mobilize more lymphocytes to enter the lymphatic circulation and participate in the immune response... Hahaha..."
"Shut up!" The veins on the man's forehead twitched.
Xie Dingyuan basically understood the meaning of "Note Gusheng" after reading it.
Because of the last sentence of the article: [Straight men have no tickets for women, but steel straight men are single.]
"drive."
"Ah?" The driver was taken aback for a moment, and quickly realized, "Oh!" Then he quickly started the engine.
Shen Qiannan couldn't do it anymore, clutching his stomach, leaning on the back of the chair: "Hahahaha... Lao Xie, do you admit it now?"
"Laugh again, and you'll get out of the car."
"Haha... no, no, let me tell you, you can't do this... we have been brothers for so many years... hahaha... don't be so... haha... can't help being funny..."
Xie Dingyuan coldly ordered the driver: "Stop."
squeak—
The car stopped, and Shen Qiannan knew that he was peeing, so he quickly covered his mouth with his hands.
"Mmmmm—" I stopped laughing.
Mercedes is back on the road.
Two minutes later, Shen Qiannan said again: "Hahahaha..."
The driver was sweating profusely, his hands were shaking and he couldn't hold the steering wheel. Mr. Shen is so courageous... really fat!
Xie Dingyuan raised his hand to strangle his throbbing temple, turned his head, his eyes were as cold as a knife, and he said every word: "Shen, Qian, Nan!"
He quickly put his lips together and pressed his lips down tightly, the laughter stopped abruptly, but his cheeks flushed from holding back.
But if people want to laugh, they can't control it at all, but Shen Qiannan squeezed his lips tightly again, and finally became——
"Puff puff... puff puff..."
Xie Dingyuan: "?" What kind of idiot is this
Driver: "!" I was secretly terrified.
Shen Qiannan: "Puff puff puff... puff puff..."
But it was said that Jiang Fuyue and his party finished their meal, the AA system settled the bill, and they were ready to go back to school.
But Zhong Ziang lingered and refused to leave, he followed Jiang Fuyue like a pug, his purpose was undisguised.
"Let them go back first, don't worry, let's go for a walk!"
Lin Shumo curled his lips: Seeing sex and forgetting friends.
Ling Xuan frowned so tightly that he could pinch a fly to death: "It's so late, isn't it good?"
Zhong Ziang looked at his watch: "Is it late? It's only half past six, and it's still dark." Then he reached out to grab Jiang Fuyue's cuff without touching her skin at all: "It's the best time to watch the sunset. There is a park with a good view and coolness, it is the best viewing place! Really! Go, go!"
Jiang Fuyue really didn't want to go back to the dormitory so early.
And her stomach is still full, she prefers to take a walk for a while to digest food.
"Okay." She nodded in agreement.
Zhong Ziang's eyes lit up, and he was quite flattered.
"I know there is a small road, it goes quickly, but there are more weeds, the skirt you wear, be careful not to cut your legs."
"In this way, I will go ahead, and you will follow behind, stepping on my footsteps."
Thoughtful, thoughtful, meticulous.
How can there be any cynical appearance? Just like a gentleman.
Lin Shumo seemed to see a ghost: Is this Zhong Ziang
He glanced at Jiang Fuyue's back again, his gaze deepened, "Tsk..."
Ling Xuan said suddenly: "It's still early, and there's nothing to do when I go back. I also want to watch the sunset, why don't we go together?"
Jiang Fuyue had no objection.
Lin Shumo readily agreed.
And Zhong Ziang's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.
Ling Xuan smiled: "Student Zhong, let's go, you lead the way, and we will follow behind."
Zhong Ziang: "?" What the fuck
He winked at Lin Shumo again, but unfortunately, the latter didn't seem to see it.
He made more efforts to wink and wink at him, hoping that his good brother would be more sensible, take the initiative to take away Ling Xuan, a big trouble, and create a chance for him and Jiang Fuyue to be alone.
It's a pity that Lin Shumo, who has always had a good IQ, seems to have suddenly failed, because he just can't understand his hints.
Zhong Ziang wanted to cry: Hey! It's so hard for me!