"I said!"
Jiang Fuyue pursed her lips, assuming a posture of listening attentively.
He coughed lightly: "I don't deal with Li Chen."
"guessed."
Chu Qingheng was slightly stunned, and for a long while: "...you are so powerful that you can make him deflate."
"Is this called amazing?"
"..." You can still deflate me.
Jiang Fuyue cut to the chase: "Tell me your purpose and what you want from me."
"Talk about cooperation."
"Cooperate for what? To deal with Li Chen?"
Chu Qingheng didn't say anything, which meant he acquiesced.
This reminded Jiang Fuyue of Yi Ci at the beginning, because she took the initiative to find Ling Xuan after cleaning up Ling Xuan, and wanted to be friends with her.
Suddenly she spoke—
"You have a blood feud with Li Chen?"
"... That's not enough."
"He stole your girlfriend?"
"How is it possible!" Chu Qingheng's eyes widened in shock, "I don't have a girlfriend!"
He didn't know why he added the last sentence.
Jiang Fuyue: "Since there is no deep hatred, why are you dealing with him? Ming University is a harem? You need to intrigue every day? Are you still forming cliques and forming groups against him?"
Chu Qingheng was dumbfounded.
Jiang Fuyue asked again: "How many points did you get in the college entrance examination? What awards have you won?"
"ah?"
"Ah, what? Just answer if you ask."
"... 150."
"I'm asking about your total score, not a single subject."
"Just, that's the total score." Chu Qingheng's face was hot.
Jiang Fuyue: "..."
"What about the awards?"
"...does it count as the first place in poverty alleviation donations?"
The corner of Jiang Fuyue's mouth twitched: "The kind that doesn't waste money."
"... Xiaoxiaole ranks fifth in the region?"
Originally he wanted to say LOL (League of Legends), but he has a full set of equipment, which is bought with a lot of money, which doesn't seem to fit.
Jiang Fuyue: "..."
"Gone?"
"No more. Why are you asking this?" He was a little confused, and the rhythm was completely disrupted.
If he was vigilant enough, he should have realized that this was no longer a matter of rhythm, but rather being led by the nose by Jiang Fuyue.
"Student Chu," her voice sank, her expression suddenly serious, "What is your pursuit in life? What impact can you bring to this society? What contribution can you make to our country?"
Chu Qingheng: "?"
"Do you feel guilty for doing nothing? Is it your label to eat and die? Do you feel embarrassed by it?"
Chu Qingheng: "?"
"Why don't you speak? Will you resist if I ask you this?"
"..."
"Do you think I won't ask you any more?"
"..."
"Find out how to answer and come to me."
After finishing speaking, he left Chu Qingheng, who was already in a daze, and walked away.
I don't know how long it took before the boy's eyes refocused, as if he was alive again.
who is he
Where is he
What is he up to
"Young Master Chu—" A small follower came over and saw that his expression was not good, and his eyes showed concern: "What's wrong with you? Are you all right?"
Chu Qingheng: "What time is it?"
"Ah? At, half past ten in the morning." The little follower glanced at the "Green Water Ghost" on his wrist. Doesn't this have a watch
"How much score did you get in the college entrance examination?"
Little follower: "Huh?"
"What is it? Just tell me if you ask me!"
"... 300."
Chu Qingheng: "?" Twice as many as him? !
"Master Chu?"
"Stop talking, I want to be quiet."
"?"
"Don't ask me who Jing Jing is..."
After speaking, he turned and left.
The sad figure drifts away.
The little follower had a capitalized question mark on his face: "Have you run into something evil?"
No, he just bumped into Jiang Fuyue.
…
A new week, a new beginning.
Li Chen no longer skipped classes, and Liang Jingzhou, Gu Huaiyu, and Cheng Lian were all at peace.
"Sister Yue, I found out that Liang Jingzhou is looking at you all the time." Cen Qiaoqiao complained in a low voice, "Look, look, he's looking this way again!"
Jiang Fuyue turned her head to the side, just in time to catch him squarely.
Liang Jingzhou: "!" Grass, hairs stood on end.
He avoided Jiang Fuyue's gaze as if running away.
"Old Liang, what are you doing? Are you a thief? You're about to bury your head in the table..."
"Just right! Help me block..." As he spoke, he pulled Gu Huaiyu's clothes and hid behind him.
"Fuck! Don't drag me!"
"Don't move, Jiang Fuyue is looking over here!"
Gu Huaiyu: "?"
He subconsciously looked in that direction, and the next second, he fell into the same embarrassment as Liang Jingzhou.
I can't even hide.
Cen Qiaoqiao couldn't help laughing out loud: "Hee hee, you two cowards."
Jiang Fuyue withdrew her gaze and continued to listen to the class.
She found that the teachers in Ming Dynasty were really not very good. Except for Wang Kequan who was a little bit before, the other teachers really couldn't say anything.
Anyway, she had listened to so many classes, none of which could make her eyes shine.
If students fish for fish, but for teachers, no matter how good the school is, it will be ruined.
Xiao Shan had mentioned the issue of teachers many times before, but none of them were intuitively shocking from personal experience.
Without good teachers, it will be difficult to achieve scientific research results; without scientific research results, the school’s ranking will not be able to rise; if the school’s ranking is poor, the reputation will be bad; once the reputation is destroyed, it will be impossible to have good students and attract excellent students teaching resources.
Such a vicious circle is getting worse and worse.
This situation can only be fundamentally improved after the new laboratory building on Xiaoliu's side is completed and research experts in various fields successfully settle in.
But in a short time, it can't be realized.
Can we just wait
Do nothing during the time in between
Jiang Fuyue fell into deep thought.
Ding-
The get out of class bell rings.
The teacher immediately picked up the water glass and left the classroom.
It's a snap to go.
But the students in the class can't leave, because there are two classes left.
Huo Fanjin: "Is anyone going to the bathroom? Together!"
Cen Qiaoqiao shook his head: "I'll go to the small supermarket to buy water."
Jiang Fuyue didn't go either.
Liu Sisi: "I'm with you."
"My husband is the best~"
Liu Sisi froze.
Cen Qiaoqiao felt cold for a moment, shaking the goosebumps on his body: "Can you be normal?"
Huo Fanjin let out a soft hum, and walked away directly holding Liu Sisi's arm.
Ah, hubby has muscles in his arms! I feel so safe!
Liu Sisi: "..." Can you, don't mess around
The water glass given by Xie Dingyuan fell, and the photo of the "accident scene" is still saved in Cen Qiaoqiao's mobile phone. Jiang Fuyue bought another one, which is also yellow and blue, rich in color, but without half the charm of the former, even the shape is very similar reluctantly.
But I bought everything, and the price is not cheap, so I can only use it.
She took the water glass and went out to the corridor.
There is a boiled water room at the end of each floor, which is specially used for daily drinking by students.
When she finished receiving the water and returned to the classroom, Cen Qiaoqiao was already sitting on the seat, chewing potato chips.
After a while, Huo Fanjin and Liu Sisi who went to the bathroom also came back.
The class bell rang at the right time, Jiang Fuyue took the book from the drawer, and suddenly touched something soft.
She made a move.
"I must have touched it!" Liang Jingzhou's eyes lit up.
Gu Huaiyu's eyebrows twitched: "What did you put?"
"Hey... secret."
Cen Qiaoqiao was the first to notice something was wrong with Jiang Fuyue.
I saw that her whole body froze, and she kept her hand in the hole of the table and didn't take it out for a long time.
"Sister Yue, what's the matter with you?"
"Listen to me, you guys stand up and step back."
"Now, now?" Cen Qiaoqiao looked startled, "But class is already in session..."
"obedient!"
Cen Qiaoqiao's heart stopped beating: "... Oh!"
She immediately started to play, not forgetting to catch Huo Fanjin who was confused and Liu Sisi who didn't know why.
"Little Qiaoqiao, what are you doing?" Huo Fanjin asked in surprise after being forced to back away.
Liu Sisi also cast a questioning look.
"Yue, Sister Yue asked me to do this, and I don't know why!"
The two looked at Jiang Fuyue at the same time.
People who eat melons around them also go online in a second.
"what's going on?"
"Why are they all standing up?"
"What is Miss Yue doing?"
"Fuck—"
Amidst this loud roar, Jiang Fuyue abruptly withdrew his hand from the hole in the table, stood up quickly, and then a thing appeared in front of everyone's eyes, twisting and chirping softly.
"Snake—"
Suddenly, the whole class was like an earthquake, screaming one after another.
"Why is there such a thing in the classroom?!"
"Climbed in?"
"horrible!"
"Has Sister Yue been bitten?"
"I'll call 120 right away..."
"Huh? Wait a minute!"
"What are you waiting for? If you wait any longer, you will die!"
"No...you can see for yourself."
"Um?"
Some timidly summoned up the courage to look over, good guy, Jiang Fuyue is holding the snake and swinging it around in a fancy way.
Don't throw it away, just hold it in your hand.
"Is she... playing with snakes?"
"Snake: I'm so miserable! Help!"
"Isn't she afraid? Just looking at me makes my legs weak."
"May I ask what else my sister Yue can't do? If you answer correctly, there will be a prize!"
"Shaking little chirp?"
"..."
Jiang Fuyue carried the thing and walked straight towards Liang Jingzhou.
Wherever he went, everyone gave way.
"Is it fun?" She stood still and smiled.
Liang Jingzhou's eyes were dazed.
In the next second, before he could react, Jiang Fuyue had already stuffed the snake into his neckline.
"Hiss—" Liang Jingzhou immediately sat up straight without panicking.
After all, snakes are fake, and they are just toys that cost five yuan a piece at roadside stalls.
Therefore, he was not in a hurry to fish it out, and faced Jiang Fuyue's questioning, he smiled and nodded: "It's okay, but unfortunately I didn't scare you."
"It's okay," Jiang Fuyue pursed her lips, "I can't be scared, but it's good to scare you."
"Shh - scare me?" Liang Jingzhou seemed to have heard some funny joke, "Just a fake snake?"
"Are you sure it's fake?"
"It's not fake, can it still be true? A joke!"
"Maybe?"
Liang Jingzhou's first reaction was "this person is making some kind of international joke", and his second reaction was "the person making the joke is none other than Jiang Fuyue", and then his heart sank suddenly.
Just at this time, there was a creeping feeling on the back—
Cold, wet, and a little itchy.
He froze in place for an instant, as if struck by lightning.
Gu Huaiyu was the closest, after hearing this, he got up instinctively, stepped back, and avoided it.
The whole set is called a smooth flow.
When the brain reacts, the action has been completed.
He touched his nose in embarrassment, um, a little embarrassed.
Li Chen and Gu Huaiyu moved almost in sync and finished at the same time, and finally the same unnaturalness appeared on their faces.
Even though he was as calm as Cheng Lian, he immediately got up and walked away.
Liang Jingzhou: "?"
Originally, four people sat in a row, but now he is the only one left in the seat.
If you want to match the BGM, it must be: Chinese cabbage, ground yellow, no mother.
The most important thing is-
The snake is still in his clothes!
The cold and wriggling touch made his scalp numb, and the back of his neck felt cold. He dared not move, and couldn't cry out.
What if you bite him
What if you tear a hole in the skin and get in
just in case…
Thinking of this, combined with some scenes he had seen in horror movies, Liang Jingzhou's pupils trembled and he was about to cry.
"Old, old Gu?"
Gu Huaiyu turned his head quickly, not looking at him: "Don't call me, I'm afraid too!"
"...Old Cheng?"
Cheng Lian: "I called the security guard, they will be there soon."
Liang Jingzhou looked at Li Chen with his last hope.
Who knew that this guy... ran away? !
Liang Jingzhou was so desperate that he withered.
Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Jiang Fuyue standing aside, his eyes rekindled hope.
"Yue, sister Yue..." pitiful.
"Am I like someone who repays evil with virtue?" She laughed.
Liang Jingzhou broke into a cold sweat and forced an ugly smile, "You are a goddess, kind-hearted, considerate..."
"When I am the Virgin Mary?"
"No... I'm just making an analogy, you're not the Virgin Mary..." This doesn't seem right either.
"Anyway, I beg you, get this thing out of my clothes quickly! I'm dying!"
Jiang Fuyue clasped her hands behind her back and paused every word: "Why?"
Liang Jingzhou was dying of anxiety: "By...by... I'm handsome! Yes, do you have the heart to see a handsome guy get bitten by a snake?"
"Be patient."
"… "Hold!
"Oh! I bitten!" Liang Jingzhou jumped up, his face pale.
He entangled in front of Jiang Fuyue, wanted to reach out but didn't dare to do so, in the end he could only circle around her left and right, like a pug: "Hurry up and get me out! I was bitten to death!"
Jiang Fuyue was condescending, unmoved: "Please."
"Please, I beg you, a million please. Hurry up... Omg! Another bite!"
"Do you still dare in the future?"
"Don't dare, don't dare, from now on you will be the uncle and I will be the grandson! In short, I will agree to whatever you ask!"
"Pick up your clothes."
Liang Jingzhou did not even think about it, and immediately followed suit.
The moment the clothes were pulled up, something fell out immediately.
It was the snake!
etc-
Before Liang Jingzhou could breathe a sigh of relief, his eyes widened suddenly: "Isn't this the one I bought?"
Jiang Fuyue hooked her lips.
"Grass—you blackmailed me?!" Liang Jingzhou couldn't believe it, he looked at the toy snake, and then at Jiang Fuyue.
A big girl with a yellow flower who was robbed of her innocence.
And Jiang Fuyue is that heartbreaker!
"What are you talking about? Did I say that snakes must be real?"
"You—" Liang Jingzhou's eyes almost popped out.
Jiang Fuyue raised her red lips, and slowly spit out three words: "Small, stupid, egg."
Liang Jingzhou was so angry that the top of his head was smoking, but there was nothing he could do.
He glanced at the crooked fake snake on the ground, and suddenly—
"No, I clearly felt bitten by something just now."
Jiang Fuyue bent down to pick up the toy snake on the ground, grabbed the snake's head, and held it up in front of him, with a... toothpick sticking out of it
So it was this thing that stuck on him just now
Liang Jingzhou: "Did you do it?"
"Is it exciting?"
Liang Jingzhou had a gloomy expression: "..." he didn't want to speak.
Jiang Fuyue: "Don't forget what you promised just now."
From now on, you will be the uncle, and I will be the grandson... In short, I will agree to whatever you ask...
"Can you go back on your word?"
"sure… "
Liang Jingzhou didn't have time to be happy, so she heard her say again: "Next time it will be a real snake. I'll be more merciful. Forget about cobras and bamboo leaf greens. How about edible cauliflower snakes? It's big, fancy, and has key teeth. It’s not poisonous, no matter how many bites you bite, you won’t die.”
Liang Jingzhou's chrysanthemum is tight!
"No, no, how can a real man turn his back on what he says? Don't worry, I admit it."
In order to emphasize that he was telling the truth, he nodded and repeated: "Well, I admit it!"
Jiang Fuyue smiled, reached out and patted his cheek like coaxing a dog: "That's good."
Liang Jingzhou: "..." I will bear it!
"Cough!" Gu Huaiyu coughed lightly and sat back.
He said flatly, "Congratulations, Lao Liang, you have one more grandpa."
Jiang Fuyue: "You two are of the same generation, so shouldn't you also be counted as my grandchild?"
Gu Huaiyu: "..." I really dare to think about it!
Then she turned her eyes to Cheng Lian again, and smiled: "And you."
"..." Cheng Lian was rarely so speechless.
After a while, Li Chen who slipped away should have received the wind, the alarm was lifted, and he swaggered back.
He issued a military order in Xiaoshan, and skipping classes is absolutely unacceptable.
"You still have the face to come back?!" Liang Jingzhou stretched out his hand to pinch his neck.
Li Chen avoided it nimbly, and stretched his collar: "What's the wind? You haven't been bitten by a real snake, and your skin is itchy, right?"
"You traitor! Coward! Deserter! You don't deserve to be my brother!"
"Hey, is this a shot? Talk about something crackling, and you're going to kill someone."
Gu Huaiyu: "I don't know if the gun is eaten or not, but Grandpa has one more."
"who?"
"Jiang Fuyue."
The corner of Li Chen's mouth twitched violently, the number of the four successors died in battle +1.
Miserable!
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